Watch this thread tonight for spoilers.
don't care
>>63497381
Post them
Can you please just tell the truth and not make up shit to stir us up?
>>63497381
Just tell me the opening crawl, I can wait for the rest
>>63497422
I won't make up stuff and I'll only answer questions and I'll spoiler tag everything
>>63497381
>thinking ill fall for the bait.
>>63497494
chill in five hours i'll return after seeing it.
>>63497381
>rei in a flight suit
well at least thats new
>>63497381
Why is Kylo front and center? I thought Rey was the MC.
>>63497450
If true, you will be the ultimate fucking bro.
OP here, turns out there was no screening. It was just an elaborate ploy to get me alone in a dark room to run a train on my tight biopussy7/10
>>63497503
this thread will be 404 by then
>>63497603
keep it bumping with general star wars chat
>>63497381
And then it turned out OP was a fag
Bumpity bump bump
OP not gonna deliver.
>>63497503
This thread won't be here anymore
I'm pretty sure the premiere is monday you faggot
>>63498608
Disney execs have already shown it privately to family and friends. Maybe OP is a jew
Okay everyone, first spoileryour favorite character dies, sorry
>>63498705
Nooooooo!
C-3POOOOOO!!!!!
>>63498705
No, Plagueis!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63498705
Impossible, he's already dead.
>>63498705
So Sheev dies again, how?
>>63498705
Anyone but Sebulba! D:
>>63498705
My favorite character was dead beforehand
>>63498705
impossible, because unless he traveled 2000+ years into the future, i doubt HK and the Wrath are there
>>63498705
>Finn
TOO SOON
Second spoiler:Your least favorite thing from the old canon was recanonized
>>63498705
Snoooooooooooke ;-(
>>63498705
CIA dies? but he hasn't been introduced yet
>>63498921
>Breast.EU
FUCK
>>63498921
the only thing from the old canon was the six movies. unless you are counting the EU, which was never canon in the first place, but had different levels of it
in that case, having Abeloth come back would be crazy.
>>63498921
I refuse to believe that sand is coarse and irritating and gets everywhere!
>>63498705
Obi died along time ago
why do people feel the need to post spoilers?
is it like a sexual thing?
>>63498705
Dexter Jettster???!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63499069
Because they want to know before spending money on it. And given how big this thing is, I for one want to know whether I should give more money to ensure a whole series of these, or just skip.
>>63498705
Greedo's been gone a long time
Third SpoilerChairs were pieces of furniture humanoids could sit in. Chairs came in many shapes and styles, and chairs that could hover also existed. Chairs were common household items throughout the galaxy.
>>63499148
Was chairs a good friend?
>>63497396
>but he's here anyway
redditors, when will they learn?
>>63498705
Vader is already dead tho
>>63497381
>VIP
>in cinemas december 17
If even the picture is true, OP is in a shit star wars event, nothing more nothing less
>>63497381
They don't screen movies at press events. Nice try.
>>63497396
this
>>63498921
Oh shit mace dindu is back
>>63497381
>makes a thread
>doesn't tripfag
>any anon can say whatever as a spoiler and completely undermine any point of this thread
What fun.
>>63497381
bump
Spoil the whole thing, plz!
>>63499148
i thought chairs-wars were only a myth!
Luke dies.
Leia cries.
Fourth SpoilerYour favorite bounty hunter is back.
>>63503083
YES
DENGAR
>>63498705
JAR-JAR IS IN THE MOVIE???
well, if it true, it is a reddit movie.
The premiere is on December 14, should we stay off the internet in the next days to avoid spoilers?
>>63497563
>biopussy
You synth abomination.
>>63503266
I'm not, i want to see the shitstorm when Snoke is confirmed/de-confirmed as Plagueis
Rey Skywalker.
>>63503361
so many epic memes will happen XD
okay let's be serious for a second:
How long until you bar yourself from /tv/ to completely avoid spoilers?
>>63503518
Like Han dying? Or Kylo Ren being his son? Or Rey being a Skywalker?
>>63503435
Where does it say she's Rey Skywalker?
>>63503606
She's been Luke's daughter forever now.
>>63503606
>movie eplicitly states there's another Skywalker with the force
>Finn misdirection BTFO by figure
Who do you think she is anon? A Calrissian?
>>63504028
Random woman?
>>63504886
Not in JJ's pottery
>>63504886
In the newest trailer she says her real identity is classified.
>>63497381
Well it's been over five hours. Where are muh spoilers?
![Clock[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jLW5YO3.gif "Clock[1].gif")
am waiting too
I'm waiting too
>>63505841
>>63506392
>>63506445
C'mon you thirsty slags, he was just shitposting.
Even if he was for real, there's nothing he could reveal that /tv/ hasn't known for like a year from the leaks.
>>63506484
A man can hope.
>>63506484
Which leaks? I'm interested to know if it's stuff I already know or not
>>63497381
>going to effort of creating a "VIP" pass which relates to nothing from a cinema advert in order to impress a bunch of neckbeards on the Internet
>>63506682
It was an Australian event in Sydney where certain people got to view 9 minutes of the movie and be involved in Q&A with Harrison Ford.
Russell Crowe was there.
>>63506866
>9 Minutes
That's incredible. I can't believe the amount of spoilers in those 9 minutes.
>>63507028
What if it was a supercut of the most important and spoilery 9 minutes of the movie?
>>63507028
>>63506866
>it's 9 minutes of rey and finn running from explosions
Oh boy
>>63507055
>Here are all the spoilers that you can say to your friends to make them jealous.
>>63506866
>Russell Crowe
CONFIRMED FOR EPISODE 8?
>>63507087
It sounds so ridiculous that no one would believe the spoilers. "You saw only the big spoilers of the movie? Bullshit, dude." It's the perfect plan
>>63499148
before chairs, people had to sit on the floor
>>63506866
>Russell Crowe
Confirmed for screaming out obscenities and laying out beta shitters left and right until someone "let him into the screening."
>>63507352
"Dude, Darth Vader's ghost came and fought that other guy. Oh yeah and Luke came in the end wielding 6 lightsabers like that Octopus guy from Spiderman"
"Ok man, how the hell did that happen?"
"I have no idea. But it happened. I saw 9 minutes of spoilers"
>>63497381
D R O P P E D
>>63503083
SAMUS RETURNS?
>>63497396
underrated post
>>63507431
"Jar Jar is the big bad AND Rey's father? That sounds like the fakest thing ever. And Finn is actually Boba Fett with amnesia and plastic surgery? Yeah, right."
"It's there, man. Minute 7 of the spoilers."
>>63497381
>this thread
>tonight
will be long archived you fool, buried under a pile of viral marketing posts for this very flick.
SPOILER WARNING SPOILER WARNING SPOILER WARNING SPOILER WARNING
Star wars is for children.
>>63498921
God damnit. No midichlorians
>>63497529
fuck your mom you ugly cunt. you son of a bitch. i hope you get cancer you gay fucking motherfucker. i hope you die in an accident or get murdered by a passerby you piece of shit. fuck you and you suck cock
>>63499148
don't forget han solo's chair. it was the comfortable in the galaxy.
>>63507517
DONT SAY THAT
MY NERD CULTURE;_;
>>63498705
Sheev is already dead.
>>63507517
My 80+ year old grandma likes star wars.
You just got BTFO
>>63508618
>doesnt know lots of people lose their minds when they get elderly.
>>63508651
She's 80 not 120
>>63497381
If you were actually a VIP you wouldn't have had to buy a ticket. :^)
>>63508713
well i figured that since only 1 person has actually lived to 120.
>>63508618
Dementia.
>there are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW that are excited for this garbage and will actively try to avoid spoilers
>>63507740
get fucked kid
>>63497381
Nice VIP card. Word of advice though, they don't exempt you from the penis inspectors so be prepared.
>>63499097
>whether I should give more money to ensure a whole series of these
It's the biggest cinematic franchise in history. Your $15 doesn't matter.
>>63509276
>implying every dollar towards some disney execs mansion isnt important.
