You wake up with his powers. Do you take revenge on all the Chads?
nah i obsess over a 7/10 jewish coalburner who is invulnerable to it
>>63490899
Why revenge? Who the fuck are Chads?
First thing i'd do is to go to my landlord and tell him he'll never ask for rent again.
>>63490899
chads?
>>63490948
>chads
>>63490899
I'd talk my way into the White House, then tell Obama to rain hellfire missiles down on every college campus in America, repeal women's suffrage by executive authority, and nuke any nation with a black or Muslim majority.
>>63490939
How would that solve anything though? Why not just get the money from a source that won't miss it?
>>63490899
Would make an amazing motivational life coach
I would make them suck my dick for a change
>>63490899
I'd go to a very expensive and exclusive club and have an orgy
>>63490899
I'm a chad myself, why would I take revenge?
but yeah lots of sex
>>63491456
>I'm a chad myself
>>63491213
>edgy
>>63491213
You have to be over 18 to post here buddy.
!!!!!!!!! IMPORTANT REMINDER !!!!!!!!!!
HIS
POWERS
ONLY
LAST
FOR
12
HOURS
>>63491534
You can do a lot in 12 hours
Also when times up just give a new order
BOOM
>>63491504
you got a problem with it f/am?
>>63490939
That only gets him off your back for 12 hours.
>>63490934
>You are a vision
>[laugh_track]
>>63490899
I'd have sex with my friends then tell them to forget about it
>>63490899
Nah, I'd keep it simple.
I'd just find some qt rich heiress, make her fall in love with me, and leech off her money for the rest of my life.
>>63490986
GG, I wish I was born with those genetics..
Life just isn't fair.
Why did he never order people to forget all about him in 10 hours, so he could give them commands for a couple of hours with zero risk of ever being caught?
>>63490899
I'd record self help tapes for myself.
>>63491962
Because he always killed them afterwards, so there was no need..DUH
>>63490899
I walk to Congress and tell Republicans to suck each others dicks.
Turn out I don't have any powers, but they still did it.
>>63491976
Does his power work on himself?
>>63491962
Because "forget about me" commands wouldn't work?
>>63492059
That hasn't been answered yet? Also does it even work in recordings?
>>63492113
It doesn't work in recordings, and we never see him try them on himself but it's a fair assumption they don't.
>>63492113
>Also does it even work in recordings?
No, his power is an airborne virus
>>63492177
That's the most retarded thing ever. Glad I dropped that shit.
I would use my powers to amass as much money as I wanted, give myself anything I ever rented, live in a mansion, live like a king, etc.
I'd also be able to fuck, have sex with any celebrity I wanted of course, or any hot chick that I walk by.
Basically I'd probably fuck, eat, travel the world while fucking and eating the finest food and women the world has to offer.
>>63490899
>he wouldn't use his power to achieve world peace
Top plebeian
>>63492721
Wouldn't work. Wears off after 12 hours.
Id make kstew my bff4eva
>>63492241
Its really really fucking stupid. Also they never explain how Jessica gains immunity unless we're to assume her body's anti-bodies just out of thin air within a matter of 30 seconds gained an immunity
>>63491274
This, or a hypnotherapist with a 100% success rate in helping people get over trauma, quit smoking and the works or something like that. Get rich and famous in a field by helping people.
I'm 'dating'fucking in the ass reallythe coolest kid in high school all-star quarterback Mr. Popular, who fell off the map, became gay, got a crush on me, and now we fuck
I'm fucking the chad of all chads, and he doesn't even realize he used to pick on me in high school
I feel alpha as fuck laddies, fucking mr cool guy like a sissy, bareback, every nightgoing to reveal my true identity at some point, and blackmail him, all in due time friends, all in due time
>>63493369
nice blog post dude upboated!
>>63490899
I'd make everyone who passes me by remark on how tall I am in a non sarcastic manner
>>63490899
All those powers and he can't even save his own hairline
The chads? Not really, I think I'd probably use it to get my dream job.
