How many cinema shootings do you think will happen in the U.S. when star wars comes out?
Don't joke about that I'm seeing it on the premiere and I'm actually scared
>>63488958
All those shootings could be prevented if cinemas get a "no white boys" policy
>go to see Star Wars in America
>Han shoots first
>>63488982
>Don't joke about that I'm seeing it on the premiere and I'm actually scared
Don't worry bro, most theaters are gun free zones
I kinda feel like most theaters know this will be an issue and take appropriate measures but who knows honestly, almost definitely more than one but I'd be shocked if there were 5+
>>63489051
>muh gun free zone
0
The type of people that would do something like this are the exact losers this trash panders to
>>63489074
Please explain the TDKR shooting using this logic
i've done the math and the odds of there being at least several cinema shootings is 99.99999%
here are the factors:
>december (depression month)
>normie/reddit fanbase
>ginormous release
just avoid movie theaters in northern-midwest areas
>>63488982
if you're from colorado or oregon or washington state or something you might as well kill yourself right now
It's going to be especially hard on the guys from the 501st, on account ofthem being 30 year old kissless virgins
>theater shootings
I sometimes feel fairs, circuses, and stage theaters are being left out.
YGSIU, AMERICACHAN
>>63488958
the movie comes out in the uk before US. so we can expect some stabbings and beheadings first.
>>63488958
Hopefully just the one you are in xD
>>63489009
>tfw this is actually true
>>63489074
in that case they'd just dress up like a super edgy sith lord before they did it.l
>>63488958
As many as Mossad wants tvh
>>63489102
It was an inside job
>>63488982
Just bring your own gun, and when a shooter shows up, take him down.
>>63488982
yeah it scares me too going to the largest theater in my city.
Guys I'm seriously scared, I live in a very safe area etc but still I'm nervous, can u please help me realize I'm worrying over nothing idk if I'll be able to enjoy the movie.
>>63489102
the shooter was a giant nolan fan and dressed like a edgy wannabe joker.
>>63488982
Who is joking?
>>63489607
isolated incidents shouldn't scare you. Very low chance of it actually happening to you with the amount of theaters.
>>63488958
>one theater shooting years ago
>people still being pussy faggots about going to a new release
You cowardly fucks are the reason western society is bending over backwards for Ahmed and Kareem. Grow a fucking nutsack famalam.
>>63489607
We're all going to die eventually. Take it like a man and give something back.
I'm going to a theater where NSP is enforced. I got nothing to worry about.
>>63489326
>>63489607
Go see it the day after instead of the midnight showing.
There will be at least one, three tops. Making theaters "gun free zones" and banning people from wearing costumes won't stop anything.
>>63489673
ok, tough anon. I'll place some nice flowers on your grave.
>>63489673
Fuck off manchild pleb
I'm not risking my life for an anti-art childrens movie
>>63488958
>be american
>get blasted
>tfw I'm not gonna watch it when it premieres because I think there's a chance I'd get shot
I live in a fairly safe country and gun ownership is almost nonexistant here, the muslim population is low too, I shouldn't feel too worried. We've riled up the Muslim community recently and I'm scared that an attack will come soon. I'm overly cautious to a fault. I'm scared, /tv/, I don't want to die young.
>>63488958
Not nearly enough imho desu
>>63490629
'Blasting' sounds more like something that would happen to euros, tbf
>mfw im not in europistan or ameritard
>mfw i can see the movie without any concerns except what kind of food im going to eat during the feature
>>63490747
where you from
Spend a week on this board and then tell me how these people are gonna respond to this being the most successful movie in history.
Keep in mind there has already been both a /pol/ AND /r9k/ related shooting this year.
>>63490764
new zealand
>>63489673
>years ago
the last one was like a few months ago
>>63489056
>The United States is a country where people genuinely need to be concerned and take measures that people don't shoot each other in a cinema when a movie premieres
Country is fucking backwards. No idea why they're xenophobic, they need as many foreigners to come there ASAP to implement deep cultural changes.
>>63490878
It's a joke anon
some of you guys are alright
>>63490912
And? You're not gonna say where??
>>63489578
This
Why are people afraid of shootings not CC?
>>63490909
The post may have been but cinemas will genuinely be taking precautions and increasing security. It's honestly just sad.
>>63488958
I wish some towelhead or virginfag would try interrupt STAR WARS EPISODE VII for me. I'll shove that gun so far up his ass, he'll be coughing up bullets for weeks
>>63489440
>niggers kill way more than white people with guns
>thinking this
>>63489607
Sit near the exit at the end of the row if you're really that paranoid, unless of course the emergency exit is right next to the entrance ramp. Either way it probably won't happen anyway. What are the odds of it happening at your cinema in the theater you are in (assuming there are multiple screenings) at the time you see it. If it does happen there's nothing you can do but you have to live your life you can't let shit like that stop you from doing the fun things in life.
>>63489607
Then get a gun pussy
Grow up
Fuck i'm going to the premiere in Terrence, ca in one of the biggest malls in the country.
>>63489578
and it was as easy as that
>>63489019
Feels like you almost had a funny joke, but you didn't quite make it
i'm going to see star wars opening night because i'm not about to let the terrorists win
hopefully all of you are man enough to do the same
>>63490967
There have been like three in a decade. Stop getting scared by talking heads and cable news, their job is to scare you into continuing to watch regardless of facts.
2D or 3D?
https://strawpoll.me/6222266
the only solution is to bring a gun yourself and kill the maniac before he kills you
>>63490788
Which one was /pol/? You mean the /k/ one?
>>63491086
Give me ONE good reason why 3D would be superior to 2D.
>>63491142
An extra dimension? DUH
>>63491097
The guys mentioned pol in the video
>>63491086
3D of course
Don't you want to be a good little fauxgeek?
>>63490955
Everywhere.
>>63489106
>99.99999%
Somebody hasn't seen Evangelion.
>>63491052
Torrance*
>>63491244
epic reference /v/ro
you must get all the steamworks friend requests with references like that
>>63490796
What about rogue sheep?
>>63491548
that what i call a hot date, faggot
It should be mandatory for all SW threads to use the chinese poster instead tbqh stepfam
I hope a lot, these fat retards are killing each other and saving us the trouble. Imagine a world without the USA of KUCKERY. The world will be able to finally move forward without their obesity and idiocy holding us back
>>63488958
Hehe. . . meme
Californian here. How safe am I?
>>63491638
Why?
>>63491676
you gonn die nigga
>star wars fans sacrifice themselves in a shooting by mooselimb terrorists
>they become martyrs who seal the deal for Trump's presidency
i hadn't thought about that. now im actually slighly excited about this movie
>>63491066
move to texas pal
>>63491886
i mean, its easier as that to kill the shooter. as if theres no chance of them shooting you dead first
ah yes, america, land of the free
>>63491000
>these wasted trips on some butthurt /pol/fag.
>>63492148
>caring about trips or dubs in 2015
fuck off back to your home board star wars tourist
>>63489578
>implying amerishoots will do this
>>63489440
r/blackpeopletwitter
white boys be like "ima virgin"
>>63492148
>knowing facts makes you butthurt
>>63492392
muh dik mufugga
>>63488958
>20 people die in theatre shootings, everyone scared to go
>512 people die in parking lot shootings after seeing the movie, no one cares
>>63490992
haha tough guy ay you would be the first down you little faggot.
Funny they've been pressing pre sales of tickets, so if something awful happens, like multiple shootings by nuts like that IS cunt, disney will still have a record weekend...
>>63492884
White people, I swear.
>>63488982
Are you retarded? There have only ever been two theater shootings and only one of them was at an anticipated premiere.
