>Luke comes on screen.
>everyone starts clapping and cheering.
You know it's going to happen in every american theater.
Probably when the shooting will happen
>>63485370
>he's wearing Padme's necklace
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>>63485370
>Luke will be an untouchable jedi god even though he was a half trained shitter at the of RoTJ.
>>63485370
>Han comes on screen.
>everyone starts clapping, laughning, cheering and wooooohwing
Yeah, and 99% of the people watching don't even know who he is and then they'll read it from wikipedia later and tweet how awesome it was.
I imagine half the dialogue is going to be covered by clapping
>>63486101
>Yeah, and 99% of the people watching don't even know who he is
are you fucking retarded
I'm not gonna see this movie until a couple of weeks after it comes out very late at night on a weekday because there's a very good chance you will be murdered in a mass shooting otherwise. Wouldn't be surprised if ISIS or some autist was planning something with all the shit that's been happening lately tbqph.
>>63485752
>yfw Luke will now be doing Anakin-tier flips and shit during battle
>>63485370
>some "nerd" girl starts crying.
>omg star wars is my life this means so much to me.
>Go to family Thanksgiving party
>50 people
>Uncle whose house we're at stands up while we all have food on our plate and haven't started eating yet
>"Before we begin, let's go all around the room, and everyone will say what they're thankful for"
>mfw
>Go one by one, everyone claps after every single person says what they're thankful for
>Get to me
>"Anon it's your turn!"
>can't think of anything
>on spot
>have to come up with something quick and say first thing that comes to mind
>"reptiles"
>Everyone looks confused
>Have to back this up so it makes sense
>"I'm thankful for reptiles. Not, like, any particular reptiles. But just reptiles, like in general."
>Everyone starts clapping nervously
>start eating but food is cold
Fuck Thanksgiving
His obviously the first character to get killed(obi-wan like death).
>>63486228
pray to Tolkien that they rip off LOTR instead and have him being like Gandalf - super confident in battle but still humanized by fear for others.
>>63486241
>killing Han, Leia or Luke.
Isn't that a big too controversial for disney and Jew Jew.