Watched this movie last night, Comfy as fuck, reminded me of a more lighthearted time in the 90s when over the top characters were commonplace and audiences didnt expect realism in action flicks ala Nolan's batman. Had a very Airheads esque feel. I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 on this one, Jesse is turning into one of my favorite young actors and KStew is just a divine being, and you even get to see her feet a few times.
Cool.
watched it a few nights ago
reawkoen the feelings of wanting a qt gf again but I vowed not to trust white women
>>63482647
It was alright, it had a weird tone sometimes though.
But it was essentially kstew gf porn, I think Landis has posted in stew threads here on /tv/. It was basically a kstew tribute
>>63482647
>you even get to see her feet a few times
please describe those scenes to me. include ALL details.
>BOYS
>>63482736
>it was essentially kstew gf porn
Watching right away
I've got this on my harddrive. I've tried to start it twice and couldn't last more than five minutes either time.
>>63482736
it did have a weird tone. it wasnt ever actually funny either, Landis' autisim came shining through in many pieces of dialog, but at the same time there were moments that were incredibly charming. Maybe he needs an editor?
>>63482820
Enjoy
>>63482885
Lucas divorced his wife over that shit.
You don't edit the autism.
>>63482855
Cool.
>>63482795
>MMM
>>63482736
This is my idea of heaven desu
>>63482647
can we all agree eisenberg is based?
>>63482647
Max, did I ever tell you about the time your father organised a dangerous film shoot despite several warnings from experts, which resulted in the deaths of actor Vic Morrow and two children, and that because he was wrongfully acquitted, he had the opportunity to spawn you, and that only nepotism allows you to continue your career as a mediocre screenwriter?
He was a good friend.
>>63483003
Same,except she is more sweaty and her pits and feet are fully exposed
>>63483009
I actually like him, hating Eisenberg is just meme
>>63483020
back to /pol/ pls
>>63482647
Topher Grace was fantastic in it, Leguizamo and Crawford were fun for the brief period they were on screen. The rest was a fairly by the numbers "stoner comedy" in the vein of pineapple express. the problem is movies like Pineapple Express or The big Leboski succeed in large part due to the inherent laid back charisma of the stars. Which is something Ultra's nervous and jittery Eisenberg and slab of plywood with makeup put on Stewart lack. So add poorly cast leads with an uninspired script, poor twists (I quit the cia cuz I love this stoner guiez), and a amazingly stupid premise (the military puts a multimillion dollar super-weapon in the head of some kid who was busted for multiple drug violations because..science? and now has to be destroyed today right now after five years of being left alone and doing nothing because...reasons?) you you get a lame movie that could be fun to watch on cable in a year or two when kind of stoned and doing something else.
>>63482885
This. I feel American Ultra's script could have benefited from another draft.
The final draft of the script would have called for it to be shot using a head-mounted camera attached to Jesse Eisenberg.
It would also remove all CIA subplots and focus exclusively on the relationship between Stewart's character and the Eisenberg's character.
The run-time would be extended to 24 hours and it would be renamed "KStew POV GF Experience".
>>63482736
>But it was essentially kstew gf porn,
This has just become a must watch
>>63483161
>"KStew POV GF Experience".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofaZgSUe63c
>>63483161
ayyyyyyy
Probably the worst film of this year so far.
>>63482647
I thought it was a 6/10, didn't have enough comedy to justify the violence.
Zombie Stew
Pretty decent, but it felt like the director/writer didn't really know what they were doing.
It was director of Project X btw
>>63482941
she looks like her hair smells of smoke and sex.I want to smell it.
>>63483250
idk, I was dumb enough to get stoned and see Hitman:Agent 47 with my buddy and that was worse than anything I've seen in a while.I would also probably pick Ultra over Spectre just because Spectre is an extra hour of shitty movie.
>>63483250
edgy
>>63483250
Someone didn't see Fant4stic
>>63483250
There are plenty worse ones. Even if you were to give it the most harsh criticism, it would be like 4-5/10.
>>63483452
Or Jupiter Ascending.
>>63482647
Max please go.
MMM!
approaching maximum jelly
>>63483442
WE FOUND MAX LANDIS EVERYONE!
>>63483020
Really?
I didn't like it at all. I stopped paying total attention like 2/3 in. It was just dumb, none of the attempts at humor landed, and there were no surprises. Just a lame shitty movie.
>Adventureland 2: The continuation
>I'm CIA, okay.
Seriously?
>>63486234
Nothing wrong with that line
>>63482647
Max, nobody really likes you or your movies. Go rethink your life.
Its an okay flick, nothing more nothing less. If you like K-Stew it's alright.
>>63483020
Kek'd
>>63483442
MAXXXINE
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>>63482647
thanks anthony
>>63483452
>>63483532
Neither of those movies were overly bad though.
Something not living up to your expectations =/= absolute dogshit
>>63482647
is this satire or retardation? i think i came up with a new game show
>>63482647
Dope was better
>>63486234
she's a cute girl
>>63483020
This fuck off Max
it was cringeworthy
>>63488477
For you
Fun flick desu