>character finishes having sex
>he immediately goes to the bathroom and takes a piss
>tfw gf takes a huge dump after sex
;_;
Yeah, that's what you do. Are you a virgin? Good luck out there.
>>63482413
Hehe . . . meme.
>not nutting then pissing inside her so you don't ha e to get up
Ishygddt
>>63482413
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand hided, next.
>>63482413
if you're not pissing as soon as you can after ejaculating you are being a poor host for your dick
>>63482643
It's considered polite to piss and wash your dick before fucking, you manboon.
>>63482574
>hided
>Jewish character finishes having sex
>he immediately goes to the bathroom to take a shit
>he enjoys it more than sex
>Character is having breakfast
>pours cereal before milk
>>63482701
>letting dried cum fester and harden inside of your jizz tube, each added layer rendering you progressively more impotent
no thanks
>>63482413
Dumb frogposter.
>>63482902
Serious question: do ou guys put the mild directly out of the frige or do you warm it up good like tea or coffe?
>>63482902
But thats how you do it anon
>>63482413
He's never taken the post sex bank shot piss.
Pleb. Virgin. Pleb virgin.
>>63483176
Directly from the fridge.
>>63483390
>>63483176
>not heating up your milk and cereal on the stove so the milk is warm and the cereal gains an oatmeal like consistency
P L E B
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>>63483907
>oatmeal like consistency
Fucking disgusting, that shit is the worst, you ugly faggot nigger. Kill yourself.
>>63482413
sex is much better when you have a bladder full of piss senpai
>characters finish having sex
>she doesn't grab a dressing robe and run awkwardly to the bathroom
cereal with milk tastes like shit
cereal with yogurt is where its at
I always pee after I fap though. It's good for you.
>>63485739
>not filling your bowl with cum
>1090+925
Orgasming when you have to pee reduces the intensity of the orgasm
north worth it imo, pee beforehand and then have a glass of water after sex to clean your pipes out 20 minutes later
>character's have sex
>they both cum in 15 seconds
>characters have sex
>she keeps her bra on
Fucking yanks.
>have to pee after sex
>completely ruins intimacy
no one else, right?
>>63485909
What the fuck? In my experience cumming when you have to pee increases the orgasm like tenfold. Stop spreading misinfo.
>character gets dubs
>>63485961
Only if you pee as you cum. If you hold it in, feels like shit.
>>63486197
Hell no. Makes your orgasm way more intense and way easier to shoot out sperm hard as fuck. Nowadays I never cum on an empty bladder.
>>63485739
Anyone ever tried cereals with orange juice or coca cola? A few times I had nothing in the fridge so I ate them with water and sugar. JUST.
>>63482413
Do you want a UTI OP?
>>63486230
your penis must be broken anon, if you're holding the pee in you're using muscle strength, which means less muscle strength dedicated to pumping the fun muscle
>characters wake up and make out
>neither has brushed their teeth
What % of this board are virgins? 50? 60? I swear, some of the things you guys say.
>>63486344
>>characters wake up and make out
>>neither has brushed their teeth
You must be a virgin
>>63486400
Nah man, I still wouldn't do that with my gf. I mean her breath stank I don't want cat shit in my mouth.
>>63486344
>he doesn't start mackin' the second he wakes up
that's p much the only time of day i'm horny tbqh
>Tfw you nut in her ass
After years of pulling out of her pussy, the freedom of just nutting without pulling out is incredible
>>63485954
>>have to pee after sex
>>completely ruins intimacy
No it doesn't. There are things women need to do after sex, and there are things men need to do after sex. Pissing, mostly. Clearing the pipes. A cigarette maybe, or putting the pillows back to the head of the bed. It has to be done, it doesn't ruin intimacy at all.
If going for a piss after sex ruins intimacy for you, it wasn't that intimate to begin with.
>>63486434
Sounds like a problem with the girl you're with 2bh niggerino
>>63486352
I'm 70% virgin.
>>63486400
>You must be a virgin
My god I'm so hurt by this, how could I ever recover from this sick burn? I should just kill myself
making out with bad breath is nasty, and no self respecting woman would do it. Sorry your gf is a dog
>>63486490
dawg i piss in advance i'm not in a hurry to get myself together right after nutting
>>63483907
G R O S S
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>>63486565
I stronger a cord there, Virginia?
I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin and you guys are triggering me
Normies leave, this is a virgin only board you know! reeeee
>>63486649
This is an English language website
>>63486434
>>63486565
Only virgins and underage middle schoolers say things like this
>best female friend visits for the holidays
>we have a brilliant day Christmas shopping and wrapping presents while drinking cheap booze
>both get drunk and have the traditional "oh we shouldn't" kiss
>fall asleep
>wake up, turns out we both have the hangover horn
>fuck like rabbits
>about to cum, remember about her "going to get the implant" story
>FUCK YES
>vinegar strokes
>end up physically lifting her hips off the bed with my dick as I cum the biggest load I'll never see
I got a fuckbuddy for Christmas.Just wanted to tell someone.
>>63483907
That's pretty terrible senpai
I eat my cereals as fast as I can, so they don't get soft.
>>63486565
If you can't into bad breath you don't love your bitch, and viceversa.
>>63486230
Seek help bro
>>63482413
Dumb frogposter.
>>63487173
word. my ex wasn't into it made me feel insecure af why was she rejecting me bros?
>>63482553
Max Hardcore?
>watching movie with family
>intimate scene
>both characters are female
>full on lesbian
>they both squirt
>mom says it's just piss
If I urinate and ejaculate too close together, my pee hole burns for a while. Like, they have to be separated for a good 10 minutes. I can't ejaculate less than 10 minutes after pissing, and I can't piss less than 10 minutes after ejaculating.
Anybody else have this problem or am I alone?
>>63487173
My experience has been the exact opposite. Maybe because I'm not a slob who dates slobs
>>63487335
yeah. for me peeing after ejaculating hurts worse iirc
>>63487335
>If I urinate and ejaculate too close together, my pee hole burns for a while
Yeah, like if you jerk off with shower gel. Found that out the hard way.
>>63487378
>jerk off with shower gel
>forget to wash it off properly
>can't retract foreskin next day and my skin is red and tight as FUCK
never again with that shit
>fapping in the shower
wew lad
>>63482481
Fucking retard.
>>63487365
Confirmed for virgin then, all women are slobs
>>63487431
>not fapping in the shower
>>63487406
>never again with that shit
Learned that lesson too. Then discovered the joys of putting olive oil in the fridge
>>63487644
i cant cum when wet
>>63487626
Maybe the low quality hambeasts you pursue are. I only go after premium quality women, myself.
>>63487644
>fapping in the shower
>you take an extra 5-10 minutes
>leave the shower
>your mum gives you a look like she knows what you just did
nah m8
>>63487715
>being b8d this hard
>>63487722
>not cumming on her face to assert your dominance
come on bruv
>Fap in the show
>cum on hands is wet
>suddenly becomes superglue
>>63482446
No, actually it's not. Taking a piss right after cumming is painful as fuck.
>>63487722
>>you take an extra 5-10 minutes
What is this, amateur hour?
quds
>>63487722
The shower fapping scene in American Beauty is pretty much how I do it.
Only takes a couple minutes, used to take like an hour when I was on SSRI's though.
>>63487773
Uh, for you maybe. If your dick hurts when you pee after ejaculating, you need to get your shit checked out.
>>63487742
>gets accused of being chubby chaser
>hehe I was j-just baiting you
Liking big girls is fine, no one's going to judge you for it anon.
>>63487809
ok i'm looking at my dick but should i ask my mom to have a look tho? maybe she knows what u mean by this
>>63487822
>he's never had to clean women's bathrooms
Women are without a doubt the more disgusting sex
>>63485833
>tfw half jap gf
>>63487773
get checked, you have a problem
>>63482413
You have to urinated after ejaculating, it helps cleaning your dick from any sperm leftover.
>>63487378
>>63487406
I have this dove shampoo with fucking menthol and caffeine in it and I thought it was body wash and my dick started burning for like 3 hours fuck that shit
>>63482439
>mfw
>>63488564
dotn hafta do shit all you hafta do is not fuck disgusting human beings in there nasty fuckholes full of puss sex has happened for 6 million years before science said pee after so i hate to tell you its safe
>>63482439
>not literally fucking the shit out of her
If those sheets aren't brown then she has a frown
>>63487773
What? Nigga your shit is fucked up
Go see a doctor
>character cooms hard
>stands up and pee pee is flaccid
????????????????
>>63482902
Jake does that on two and a half men, it's infuriating.
>couple finishes having sex
>girl tells guy to look away while she's getting dressed
>>63487335
This, I think me and you are the only ones who actually have a penis in this thread
>not finishing with a piss in her mouth
>>63487334
underrated
>>63486753
I'd buy you a beer, bruh. 10/10 I hope that shit don't get awkward on you
>>63486344
>fun muscle
>he thinks cocks are a muscle
How's being 16 going?
>>63486566
Your supposed to pee to flush the tubes. You risk a UTI if you don't.
