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Why didn't Yoda come with Obi Wan to kill Sheev?

Then Anakin would have nothing to do because he still didn't form the connections as an important leader in the empire, or at least he would not have a chance against both obi wan and yoda

Instead they split up and both fail
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Sheev's power level was way too high for Obi
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>>63481597

-"We will see each other again in Star Wars: The Force Awakens™. Preorder your tickets now"-

What did he mean by this?
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>>63481597
Yoda underestimated Sheev's power kind of like how Anakin overestimated his own power, hence the scene where he does a flip (faggot) and then gets his legs and arm chopped off.
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>>63481643
both

together
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All things considered, Yoda was a pretty shit Jedi Grand Master. He was the guy in charge when everything went to hell. He didn't notice that the slimy, power-hungry, manipulative senator who somehow gained unlimited, permanent power was a fucking Sith Lord. Then, when he confronted him, he lost. Yoda accomplished absolutely fucking nothing.
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>>63481711
That's just because Obi Wan is a master of the High Ground force technique
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It would look hilarious for someone to fight alongside yoda
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>>63481733
Cause that really worked for Mace and his scrubs.
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>>63481812
It would if anakin wasn't there...
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>>63481812
That was probably one of the worst fucking scenes in the prequels.
>Oh fuck! We've got a Sith Lord that we didn't know existed? And he's amassed control over the whole fucking government!
>Eh, fuck it. I'll take Red Shirt Jedi #1 and Red Shirt Jedi #2. That'll probably be enough. No time to wait on Yoda or Obi Wan or anybody else.
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>>63481890
Well they were four Jedi Masters who sat on the council. It's not like Mace just went to the Jedi recruitment office and picked up three nobodies to go arrest Sheev with.
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>>63481890
They were all Masters though. Sheev is just that good.
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>>63481890

>Calling Kit Fisto a red shirt

That's MASTER Fisto to you bitch
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>>63481890
tfw Windu would've betrayed the Jedi after killing Sheev to seize control of the Senate.
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>>63481930
>>63481956
If they're supposed to be masters then the jedi deserved to get annihilated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBLcxXR1PMw
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>>63481812
Except mace would have killed the motherfucker if anakin hadn't suckerpunched him.

Come to think, this actually puts mace at an even higer level than yoda, or does it?
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>>63482063
Well, to be fair Sheev was the most powerful Sith in history.
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>>63482073
He was supposedly a more powerful fighter, but Yoda was supposed to be wiser.
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>>63482073
Not more powerful than Yoda, but he probably was the most skilled Jedi with a lightsaber.
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>>63482073

But sheev deliberately threw the fight because he senses Anakin was coming
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>>63482117
Yoda was probably a better force user, but he had a hard time with sheev (although they were pretty even, I still don't really get why he forfeited). Mace had him on the ground in two minutes.
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>>63482147
>he senses Anakin was coming
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because then they'll win and you'll have a time paradox
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>>63481597
Yoda fucked up, but Obi didn't fail.
Wouldn't you assume this guy is dead or will be very, very soon? Yeah, obi could have just force pushed his body into the lava, but there's some jedi tradition about not disrespecting dead bodies or something.
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>>63482063
Nigga they were facing a Sith Lord who pulled some spin move that no one saw coming. How were they supposed to know about the spin?
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>>63481597

If Yoda had come with Obi Wan and Yoda had sat on Obi Wan's shoulders as they fought with Sheev, who would've had the high ground?
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>>63482147
That's not canon
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They say it in the films.. Mace was more powerful but yoda was wiser
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>>63482092
>They literally don't move even when it takes Sheev like 2 seconds to stab each
Srly, they were fucking mannequins, only Fist Kids did something.
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>>63482225
Is there a jedi tradition about not mercy killing?
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>>63482371
>>63482225
The Jedi don't kill if you're unarmed
>muh Jedi way
>he must stand trial
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step one: have Obi hide at high ground

step two: Yoda lure Sheeve to said high ground

step three: tea bag Sheeve's stubby torso
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>>63482434
>The Jedi don't kill if you're unarmed
Mace wants to have some words with you, he killed Jango and was about to kill Palpy
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>>63481597
>Why didn't Yoda come with Obi Wan to kill Sheev?

Don't you remember what happened when Obi-Wan fought Dooku at the beginning of the movie? That's why Yoda didn't bring him, he's fucking useless.
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>>63482295
The film isn't canon ? that is what happens in the film, do you think sheev was so weak a nigger could have killed him ? the whole thing was part of the plan.

I thought this was obvious.
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>>63482465
That's the entire reason Anakin kills Mace dude.. He hates the Jedi code and he's not allowed to Mary Padme or have attachments but he sees Mace Windu break the code so he went full fuck it mode and joined the Sith
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>>63482313
That comes from anakin and in the same sentence he says obi wan is equal to both of them in their specialties
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>>63482225
Not sure if read it from EU or canon source but Obi sensed that Anakin's destiny was still unclear so he left it for the Force to decide, or some shit like that.
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>>63481597
Obi-wan was a master of Sokan, and there were a lot of high and low grounds in the Senate chamber.

Why would you like to watch Sheev getting destroyed by Obi-Wan?
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>>63482225
>>63482371
>>63482434
>>63482465
>>63482568
>>63482648
fuck that's all retarded if true. I thought Obi Wan didn't kill Anakin because he couldn't do that to someone so close to him. muh friendship and shit like that.
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>>63482768
in spite everything else being true it's not far fetched to assume muh friendship had something to do with it too
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>>63482029
This bothered me so much ;_;
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>>63482029
red master bitch fist?
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>>63482576
>>63482313
when?
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>>63482063
>implying you would have done better against the spin master
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>Dooku effortlessly defeats both Obi Wan and Anakin

>much later, Anakin powers up and defeats Dooku
>Anakin still loses to Obi Wan

what's the deal? Is this a "rock paper scissors" scenario?
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>>63482768
It's based on the Bushido code and the chivalric code.

The Jedi are supposed to be like warrior monks in the prequels (defenders of the peace, not soldier, as Windu states), and the choreography of the fight scenes is heavily based on martial arts movies and such. It's a decent idea, but not one particularly well implemented.
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>>63484243
When Obi-Wan fought Dooku they were on a level plane, preventing him from using his high ground power boost.
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>>63484243
The laws of high ground were applied
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>>63484336
>chivalric code.
It's spelled "sheevalric," pleb.
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from my point of view the highground isn't worth it
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>>63484243
>we have a conundrum.
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>>63484997
Only a sith deals in high ground relativism. I will do what I must.
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>>63481785
Which explains why they lost.
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>>63481785
>master jedi
>can't sense THE sith lord when he's on the same planet as him
>can't sense him when he's in the same room having a conversation
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>>63481785
>Young Jedi comes to see you
>Is clearly in emotional turmoil
>Unstable, sweating, won't look you in the eye
>Won't tell you what precisely is the matter
>Is blatantly hiding something
>Should I keep an eye on him? Give him leave of absence? Ask Obi Wan to help him ease up? Maybe investigate the fact that he's clearly doing something he shouldn't be?
>Nah. Despite the fact that he's watching the most important and powerful man in the galaxy, the man we're almost certain is corrupt, I'll just give him a few platitudes and send him on his way.
>genius, Yoda
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>>63481812

Mace should have gone alone. His fighting style is essentially built to be OP against dark side users, as he uses their anger against them.

As the fight with Sheev went on, he grew stronger as Sheev grew weaker.
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If I was asked to make one single change in the prequels I would say "not every jedi has to use a light saber. Sheev doesn't use one either."

Sure a lot of them can use one, or two or 4 but not all of them.

I would want Sheev to be more metaphysical in his power use. Show how he clouds a mind. Reality warps around him. We saw this when mace dindu reflected his lightening. He gave an intimidating shout much like obi-wan in the original, with devastating results.

I would never give him a saber, not even to mock the jedi. he's above that.

also that nigga poof would look silly slanging a sword around.
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>>63481597
Can someone explain why Sheev doesn't have the high ground here?
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>>63485464
the high ground is a mental advantage not a physical one
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>>63485354
>jedi aren't supposed to get married
>jedi aren't supposed to have families
>anikin clearly obsessed with panda bear
>anikin leaves obi-wan every single night to go home to sleep with panda bear
>panda bear ends up pregnant despite having no men close to her besides anikin
>obi-wan shocked to learn that anikin is the father

I guess there was never a conversation where Obi-Wan asked him "Hey, Anikin, where do you live? Where are you going every single night?"
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>>63485354
>anny tells yoda about how dark his feelings are and how much he thinks about him mother
>yoda tells him to forget about that cunt
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>>63485464
Yoda has the moral high ground, and that's why neither won.
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>>63484243
Obi-Wan practiced a different discipline of saber combat that gave him an advantage over Anakin but not Dooku
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>>63484243
It's almost like power levels aren't a thing and in a sword fight anyone can lose to anyone else.

weird, that
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>>63484243

Different styles & shit, yo
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>>63485514
>we'll never get a buddy Jedi movie involving Anakin's increasingly extravagant lies about where he's going that Obi Wan believes every time
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>>63485514
>>63485896

lucas probably figured the target age of the movie should still believe in the stork theory.
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>>63482768
It is pretty much that.. he says to him he loved him and turns away a few times
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>>63485165
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_stealth
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>>63485434
Elaborate on his fighting style
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>>63485726
>Power levels aren't a thing
>in a trilogy of films where they measure how powerful a force user is with their midichlorian count

HMMMMMMM
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>>63485464
>>63485488
>>63485668
The high ground is obi wan's power, not anyone elses.

How many times must we go over this?
It doesnt matter if its low or high. As soon as Obi-Wan gets on uneven ground he wins.
>Maul
Lower ground, win
>Jango
Constant trying to fly over him, win
>Jango in space
No gravity in space, lost
>Doku
Even ground, lost
>Doku
Doku specificaly jumped from higher ground to avoid this, lost
>Grievous
Low ground, won
>Anakin
High Ground, won
>Sand People
High ground, they ran like bitches
>Vader
Even ground, lost
>As a ghost
Higher place of existence, won
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>>63486662
>Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
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>>63486711
Hehe. . . meme
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>>63486662
Anakin already had a high count as a kid, clearly there's room for shit beyond that and it's not exactly a dbz power level
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>>63486711
is this the birth of an epic new meme?
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wew
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>>63487108

You really have to stop this.
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>>63482029
There were the 2 other 'red shirts' as well as Kit and Mace
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>>63482117

but yoda was literally retarded and failed at everything
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>>63481597
"Your arrogance blinds you Master Yoda!"

Yoda didn't realize how powerful Sidious was. Sidious' power was in combat, the longer he fought, the stronger he became whereas Yoda got weaker.

>>63481785
Yoda was weakened by peace time. Peace time makes even the grandest strategist weak.
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Why didn't Yoba and Obi do a fusion dance to defeet Sheev?
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>>63482652
Sheev couldn't be destroyed by Obi-wan. If he faced a superior duelest he'd rely on his force sorcery.

I remember when people went on about Mace pushing the force back at Sheev. in actuality Sheev allowed that to happen. when he took on Yoda he superiorily blasted the saber out of his hands and then poured on the force lighting that was so intense, Yoda couldn't return it and was blown away by it.
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>>63487160
Midichlorians are an indicator or potential force power, nothing more.
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>>63489521
The height differential was too great to maintain form while completing the dance.
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>>63489652
yup. it simply means it's easier for you. training and effort and time could negate all differences.
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>>63489699
Yoda could just get on Obi's shoulders and they'd at least be tall enough to defeat Palps.
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Why do Jedi actually swing their swords? Why isn't Darth Traya's fighting style the default method of employing lightsabers?
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>watching the latest blu-ray cut of the prequels
>this scene is inexplicably thrown in for no reason

Can someone explain?
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>>63490297
needs sound
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>>63485449
>lightsaber
>the weapon of the jedi
>jedi don't use them
there are many things in the prequels in more need of changing
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YOH NU EMPIYAH?
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>>63490297
>"...dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be ...unnatural."

oh my GOD
the darkside is GAYYYYYYYYY
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>>63490297
It's disney showing off why sheev was evil.
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>>63490403
>I[....]want[.....]to pop[.....]your boy[.........]cherry[...]Anakin

Finally that line makes sence
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>>63490297
Is that Fassbender?
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>>63490546
Bender by name, bender by nature.
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>>63490297
He was a good friend
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>>63490297

He looks like he'd really enjoying that. Is McDiarmid gay?
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>>63490804
'Acting'.
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>>63490975

That look in his eye though. YOU JUST KNOW
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>>63490297
dark side is gay! fuck! fuck! fuck! fcuk! fuck you for ruining everything fuck!@
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>>63486711
Against Maul and Grievous he had the high ground from his point of view

Someone post the picture
But you're probably right and that explains why sheev spins (he gets both the lower and higher ground from his pov)
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>>63485514
Obi-Wan certainly knew
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>>63491196
His scream also causes confusion. When he screams his opponents loses their tempo, for only the briefest of moments but just long enough for the monster to eat them up. Mace dealt with it but if you'd remember Mace was one the defence at first. With Mace's shatter point ability the fight could have ended in a flash. Sheev's attacked took him aback. but not enough that it made him drop all his defences.
A novice like Obi-wan would have fallen in a flash.
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>>63485434
Except none of this shit is in the movies. No wonder Lucas hates you, faggets.
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>>63485514
if obi-wan told the council and then they reprimanded anakin, it only would've escalated the events of his downfall to the darkside.
10x more bitchiness and calling jedi evil.
Obi-wan knew deep down that anakin was a little bitch and tried to console him rather than beating it out of him.

In short, this is actually all Obi-wans fault for being a shit jedi master.
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>>63491787
OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS...YOU KNOW THE BOOKS THAT LUCAS SAID IS NOT ONLY CANON BUT DESCRIBES THEIR INNER TURMOIL?
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>>63486632
here's what I remember. Mace focuses on styles that bends the user to the darkside, where as sith styles are all counters for the light side. so to say Mace could out do Sidious with skill is a no no. Mace's power has to do with an ability only he has. He can see the shatter points of all things and situations. Even a person clouded by sith sorcery could only be so for so long until his power eventually finds a weakness.
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>>63486711
>higher plane of existence
holy kek this meme
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Yoda was a little faggot. Mace dindu or Obey Wan himself should have been GM
Sheev wouldn't have lasted a week with those two
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sheev had the high ground
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>>63490297
such sheevalry
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>>63481597
Because George lucas is a terrible writer.
/thread.
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>>63492211
Necessary for any metaphysical reasoning.
>Force
>Collective unconscious
>Akasha

Whatever your particular preference, higher state of being is necessary to explain it.
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Sure there was enough time to just sit down and wait until Anakin kills more innocent people. Like, let's kill Sheev and let Anakin flee, we sure should miss the chance to get him while he's still on Mustafar. No chances he would escape and kill more people around the galaxy until we can find him and teach him a lesson. Makes total sense OP.
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>>63482063
Or maybe Lucas can't fucking write or direct consistency at fucking all?
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>>63482768
he couldn't kill him because he was his best friend so he let him burn to death painfully
a good friend
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>>63481597
How can a manlet like Yoda be powerful at all
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>>63482073
Mace was the best duelist but yoda isbthe most powerful force user.. tho sheev is a bit stronger than yoda at force
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Anyone else feel like sheev is gunna come back as a force ghost in episode 8?
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>>63495665
Judge him by his size do you, hmrmhrnhmhmm
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Okay, but what if Sheev and Obi-Wan fought, assuming Sheev is in the perfect position for a sick spin, while Obi-Wan has the high ground?
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>>63495944
If obiwan can get in close its pretty even if sheev can get some distance and go force power on his ass sheev wins 9 out of 10
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>>63495555
Letting a homicidal maniac with a laser sword run free is a small sacrifice in exchange for stopping THE bad guy who has all the power in the galaxy in his hands.
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>>63481880
>>63482073
No, Sheev was ACTING to draw the dark side out of anakin just like when he had anakin kill douku
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Reading this thread made me realize something.

Star Wars lore is completely and utterly retarded.

Literally just grew out of starwars a week before the VIIth movie came out.
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why is the force used in such a robotic way? it makes no sense.
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>>63496921
Lack of creativity.
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>>63496599
You only realized this now? The original trilogy was only good because it left most things up to imagination/speculation.
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>>63496599
Why so?
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>>63481597
Obi-wan would have just been disabled in the first few seconds just like all his fights with dooku. He's more of a liability when it comes to fighting Sith.
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>>63496506
He couldn't do shit until Anakin chopped Dindu's hand off. Had Anakin actually come to his senses there, it would've been over for Sheev.
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