Who's gonna play in the inevitable Lord of the Rings remake?
Memelord - Aragorn
James Franco - Frodo
Jonah Hill - Sam
John Boyega - Legolas
Amy Schumer - Gimli
Seth Rogen - Merry
Michael Cera - Pippin
Peter Dinklage - Boromir
Adam Sandler - Gandalf
>>63481550
>John Boyega - Legolas
Nobody would ever try to do a remake of LOTR. It would be a suicide career. It just not possible to re-create a masterpiece.
Adam Sandler IS Gandalf the Grey
>>63481550
>Adam Sandler
kek
I think if they ever remake it, it'll be fully CG.
>>63480852
lupita should play arwen desu
Freida is a high school girl played by Emma Roberts and she's good looking but not popular and she's kind of ditzy. she has mental prolems because growing up is really tough and nobody understands her. each member of the fellowship or whatever represents a different side of her personality. Tina Fey= Aragon, Amy Poehler is Legolas, Meryl streep is Gandalf, and they all guide her in surviving her struggles like bulimia and help her get ready for prom. mount doom is the name of their fantasy themed prom and the ring represents Freida's virginity
>>63480852
Well it's going to be an all female cast, except for arwen , galadriel and eowyn.
(They'll be trans)
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YOOOOU SHAAAALL NOT PASS
>balrog hits him in the nuts with his whip
*wheez* alright you can pass
Warner brothers is gonna use it in the inevitable fantasy shared universe
maybe in the future, when everything is shitter than anyone could have ever imagined, this will happen
>>63484373
Why are you so RACIST!? What we really need are POC Female trans all over this movie. That's how you hit the real demographic that wants to see these movies, white people just stole LOTR from blacks anyway.
>>63481550
fixed
Memelord - Aragorn
James Franco - Frodo
Seth Rogen - Sam
John Boyega - Legolas
Melissa Mcarthy - Gimli
Kevin Hart - Merry
Kevin Hart - Pippin
Michael Cera - Boromir
Adam Sandler - Gandalf
