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>Want to see Star Wars TFA >Don't want to get shot
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>Want to see Star Wars TFA
>Don't want to get shot

What do?
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>>63480507
shoot up the theater so everyone leaves, enjoy movie by yourself
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>>63480507
Hehe . . . meme.
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be white
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>>63480507
>not the superior gif form
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Go to a black theater.

Most blacks don't care for Star Wars, even with the AfroBrit.

The few that do are chill.
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JANITORS ARE FUCKING NÏGGERS
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>>63480674
Thank you expert on all black nerds?
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>>63480912
No, just black theaters.

They're good for the "whiter" movies as they stay empty.

Pitch Perfect 2 was a ghost town.
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>>63480991
But you commented on black preferences and demeanor, not their theaters.
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>>63480507
Don't live in burgerland
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>>63480507
shoot them first
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>>63481061

this senpai
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>not attending the premiere in combat armor with assault rifles in tow
>not taking out the other people who came with the same idea

Exercise your freedums. Are you trying to get shot or something?
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>>63480507
Go to a nigger theater.

Niggers don't shoot theaters, and white people won't commit a shooting at a nigger theater because they know niggers have guns.

Just be careful on your way out homeboy
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Walk in AFTER it gets shot up.
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>>63481061
>Canadians burned the White House

When will this meme die?
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>>63481213
> niggers don't shoot theaters

I hate to break it to you...
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>>63480507
>What do?
Don't watch it in the USA
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>>63480507
jesus christ this gonna happen
AHAJAOAHSAHAOSHOAHSO
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>>63481413
They shoot Jamal from down the block for being in a rival gang or insulting their mother, not random white fukbois. You might still get robbed though.
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>Americans
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Bring your own gun just in case. Can't you yanks carry guns around like it's nothing?
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Take your girlfriend to a theater with a no singles policy
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wear red velvet suit. Hide in plain sight when it all kicks off
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>>63480507
They usually target the people who eat their crab legs too loudly. Just wait until halfway to start on your crab legs because the shooting will usually happen 1/3 through the movie.
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>>63480507
Fly to Canada
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>>63483132
>crab legs

wat
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>local cinema runs out of riot shields

oh well, didn't want to see star wars anyway.
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>>63483194
>his theater doesn't serve crab legs

What do you think those post-movie showers stalls are for? Jesus what kind of podunk town do you live in?
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