>movie trailer
>"..and the fate of the world.."
>camera dollies in to supposed star of movie
>"..lies in his..paws?"
>record scratch.mp3
>camera tilts down
>close up of dog
>covers eyes with paws
>>63471570
Name 6 flicks where this actually happened
>>63471662
what are you retarded
>>63471570
>"Yippeeio" out starts playing
>>63471662
Name 10,000 flicks where it doesn't
>helicopter shot of new york
>"who let the dogs out" starts playing
>>63471755
Name 1 cinéma that this happened in
>>63471570
>>63471662
I can only think of 5 so nevermind.
>>63471784
was in 2 flicks tho
>>63471570
what the cuuck is this pepe doing with his popcorn?
>>63471784
grudge 2
>>63471812
RARE
A
R
E
>>63471570
>covers eyes with paws
stopped reading there
R E D D I you know what it is mhmmm
beethoven
beethoven 2
K9
Turner and Hooch
Milo and Otis
>establishing shot outside of building
>"livin' la vida loca" by Ricky Martin starts playing
>FROM THE PRODUCERS OF SHREK 2 AND SHARK TALE
>marathoning trailer
>music suddenly stops
>[humorous comment by character]
>music resumes
DUDE TROPES LMAO
>>63471570
Explain what the fuck is happening in that picture
AGAINST ALL ODDS
>>63472786
He is inhaling his popcorn before the guards drag him off to the cinema dungeons
ONE BIG GUY
>>63472906
ONE FOR YOU
>>63472032
EVERY FUCKING MARVEL TRAILER EVER
>>63472921
AND ONE FOR SMEE
>>63472934
>I thought she was with YOU xDDD
>>63472934
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNN
"uh oh looks like we got a problem tony!"
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNUDN
(2016)
>>63471570
>THIS SUMMER
>ONE MAN
>CAN CHANGE THE WORLD
>BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT
>IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT SEEMS
>THIS SUMMER
>A MAN FINDS OUT
>HE HAS AIDS
(justice league pt 1)
>This summer
>Respectable dinner
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI begins to play
>Goofball starts goofing
>Throws food at posh/upper class women
>Someone shouts "FOOD FIGHT!!"
>All start throwing food
>Someone slides along the table
>Someone swings a pan and it hits someone in the crotch
>Music cuts
>Niglet laughs and shouts "NOW DAS GOTTA HURT"
>Adam Snadler in..
>Food Fight
>THIS SUMMER
>DOGS AND CATS...
>AREN'T WHAT THEY SEEM
>(cgi dogs and cats farting and grinding on each other)
>usher shows up as an animated dog
"wassup its yo boy usher catch me in cinemas in 2-0-1-6"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noRSyXRCBUw
Couldn't stop laughing at this, upboat if you agree.
>>63473053
this is so believable its actually offensive
>THIS NOVEMBER
>EXPERIENCE THE "TASTIEST" TREAT OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON
>(cgi turkeys grinding and farting on each other set to gangnam style)
>Justin Timberlake shows up as a cgi turkey
>"hey ladies its me jt, catch me in cinemas in 2003"
>>63473053
the music has to cut just before the pan hits so we can get a hilarious stock pan hitting object sound effect shoved in
>>63473053
>THIS WINTER...
>ONE MAN...
>WILL BE...
>COMPLETELY...
>(record scratch)
>(stock sounds of somebody knocking something over and breaking it)
>JESUTH CWITHE
>...retarded.
>MIKE TYSON IN: THE SILLY BOXER.
>>63472786
I think he's wewing with excitement as he throws all his popcorn in the air recklessly
>>63473053
You forgot
>Someone swings a pan and it hits someone in the crotch
>Music cuts
>Niglet laughs and shouts "NOW DAS GOTTA HURT"
>cut to a completely seperate scene of the characters laughing from later on in the film
>trailer starts
>random clips of dogs doing silly things
>Atomic Dog starts playing
>record scratches
>Who Let The Dogs Out by Baha Men
>Dogs begin farting on cats
>"Looks like the world...is going to the pound".
Literally the only movie I bother to see in theaters.
>>63473071
>"This Christmas"
>Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies starts playing
>multiple shots inside the rooms of a house decorated for Christmas, everyone is asleep
>"One boy is getting... "
>shot of young main character asleep in bed
>"A little more than he asked for."
>music cuts as a shitty cgi elf pops up from behind the boy
>boy turns around and starts screaming
>elf starts screaming
>shot of both of them screaming for 5 seconds
>wacky shenanigans ensue
>Back in Black start playing.
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A
>>63473268
>"Looks like the world..."
>"...is going to the dogs!"
>>63473285
>starring Robert DeNiro
>Owen Wilson
>Meryl Streep
>Chris Rock
>Matthew Broderick
>David Duchovny
>Jack Black
>Ashton Kutcher
>Halle Berry
>>63473285
>"I'LL SHOW EM MY ELF MAGIC"
>hnnnnnnngggggggg (farts)
>cut to unrelated scene of family laughing later in the film
>>63473332
>Will Ferrell
>Daniel Radcliffe
>Mark Wahlberg
>>63473103
movie looks dope senpai
>>63473071
>>63473285
I'm offended
>>63471702
The first ten thousand Godzilla movies have no dogs in them at all
>>63473053
>>63473071
>GRIND N' FART TOO: WHO LET THE FARTS OUT
>helicopter shots of new york skyline
>it ain't me starts playing
>movie starts
>main character getting chased
>freeze frame
>"So you're probably wondering how I got here..."
>Teenage Wasteland starts playing
>>63471662
it happens in like every trailer lmao
>>63473932
name 2 flicks and one kino in which this happened
>>63472896
>cinema
Obvs pepe only goes to flick theaters
>trailer starts
>camera does that thing where it zooms in really fast then slows down to a regular zoom speed
>>63473053
Can some of you americans tell if food fight are real or just hollywood magic, also did anyone here ever experience it?
>>63471570
and then this starts playing:
https://youtu.be/iPUmE-tne5U?t=9s
>>63472032
I hate this shit so much
>>63474758
It's real. We had spontaneous ones in school, but we also had organized school sanctioned ones.
>Epic loud music nearing trailer's end
>Encompassing various quick clips from the film
>One of them is of the two main characters going in for a passionate kiss
>Shot lasts half a second.
REEEEEEEEE
Always hated it. So gay.
Why do trailer makers think that they can get away with the whole "funny scene followed by laughter from obviously a different part of the flick" thing?
>Trailer starts
>Pan over city
>Villain saying some evil things
>BRRRRRRRM
>THIS SUMMER
>Random Build up shots of cast
>BRRRRRRRM
>BE PREPARED
>Action scenes
>BRRRRRRRM
>FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THE MARVEL UNIVERSE
>Black Captain America kisses female blonde Thor
>BRRRRRRRM
>WHERE THINGS GET BLACKER THAN EVER
They aren't even trying anymore.
>>63471570
>record scratch.mp3
i thinkk this sound is offencive and should be banned from use worldwide
>>63475170
You forgot to include a reference to his massive black cock.
>Female comedy movie from mid-2006's
>WELL SOMETIMES I GO OUT BY MYSELF AND I LOOK ACROSS THE WATER!
>white person trailer
>X Gon' Give It To Ya starts playing
>>63475293
>Negro trailer
>'Nominated for 30 awards'
>'A movie about triumph'
>'Am I not a man too?!!'
>Emotional trailer
>The STRUGGLE
>'A story of FREEDOM'
>African music plays
FREEDOM
In cinemas NOW, Directed by Oscar Bates
>>63471570
>>63475362
You're forgetting the best part
>Wind blows sand off granite foundation, revealing title
>We Were Kings
>>63474029
Jurassic World
>>63475293
>its a luke reveals his autism episode
>>63471784
Platoon
>>63475485
>it's a Linus make you wish it was Luke Tech Tips episode
>it's a Linus parades his interrace offspring to try and prove he isn't gay episode
>>63475204
>only white women can lift his cock
>>63475170
>Black Captain America kisses female blonde Thor
hot
>>63475548
Best part is it's 100% canon, and if movie Marvel stays true to the comics then it will absolutely happen.
In fact, effectively every male character will become female or black, it'll be pretty great.
>>63474029
FUCK this, seriously
The best one of them all. It's so believable it's almost painful
For added accompaniment:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
>>63475409
kek
>>63475674
How dare you make me imagine something like this? It's just a matter of time now until it became real
>>63475409
I can see it.
I can fucking see it with my mind's eye.
Worst part is that isn't even a particularly *bad* title for a movie, and it fits for one of those stupid Oscar bait black inspirationals.
>>63475674
I'm gonna be straight with you: I would watch the fuck out of that, and like it.
>>63475162
Because they do get away with it, retard. The fact is that all these tactics listed in this thread work.
>requiem for a dream plays
>In a world...
>...where normies eat this shit up
>...one anon is about to find out...
>shot of anon sitting in his high chair
>...what it means to be a good boy
>mommy puts a plate of steamed broccoli on anon's plate
>"This isn't chicken tendies"
>music stops
>"REEEEEEE"
>cut to unrelated laughinggirls.jpg
>cut to Adam Sandler
>"now that's one bad boy"
>music resumes
>Can anon rack up enough good boy points to get his chicken tendies...
>"I WANT NORMIES TO GET OUT. REEEEEE"
>...or will he have to go to bed early?
>GOOD BOY POINTS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
>black screen
>"Mommy?! Can I have a blowy Joey?"
>SUMMER 2016
Generic flick trailers you say?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQKNYLptWk
>>63475674
This scared me and im afraid to fall asleep because i might dream with it
>>63475409
>INCEPTION HORN
>production studio
>INCEPTION HORN
>shot of a city
>INCEPTION HORN
>"jesus christ"
>INCEPTION HORN
>shot of a natural disaster
>>63476042
>"Jesus Christ"
>Not "Oh my god"
C'mon anon, you know how these things work.
>>63474758
Had onne at a huge summer festival. Saw oranges salads and french fries everywhere. Eventually got hit in the neck by fried fish. Hilarious. Also threw my pitcher of beer over a dumbfounded young girl who was 10 meters further
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4GbGd5KqSE starts playing
>shot of 30's open-top car, driven by a man in a tail-coat and fingerless gloves. His face is very pale.
>crazy professor in a blood-stained lab coat, with a pale face, messy hair and black circles around his eyes is sitting on a front seat
>few guys, handcuffed in medieval chains, wearing brown dirty sacks on their heads are sitting on a back seat
>car stops, they're on a dark and gloomy dock, where the evil-looking ship is waiting for them.
>It's nighttime, but the guy waiting for them in front of the ship is wearing sunglasses. He's dressed in victorian style, has a top hat and a cane. His face is also extremely pale.
>"Ahh, doktor Pavel! You are a welcome guest on our ship! But your friends, i'm afraid, will have to stay!"
>Dr, Pavel starts laughing manically
>Driver interrupts "They know the mystery of Bane! The masked man that's gone insane! No one knows why he wears a mask, and no one dares to even ask!"
>"Let them in"
>Scene on a ship. Lit candles, old furniture, piles of books, skulls, jars with fetuses and strange looking pale people fill the room.
>Tell us where the Bane is! Tell us who he is! Tell us where he is! I want to meet him in person!
>one of the handcuffed guys says in deep mysterious voice "Be careful with your wishes, my friend! In the nights like this they may come true…"
>CIA removes sack from the guy's head
>It's Johnny Depp, but his face is very pale.
>He proceeds to laugh uncontrollably, camera goes full dutch angle, Halloween music intensifies, he breaks his chains and starts wrecking shit. Dr. Pavel doesn't wreck shit but also laughs. Johnny Depp uncuffs one of his companions who turns out to be Helena Boner Carted dressed as a Medieval slut. Her face is also unhealthy pale.
>All three go on the upper deck and laugh and dance while the ship underneath them slowly submerges
>Christopher Walken on a small rowboat with a lantern picks them up right before the ship sinks
>>63473332
>and featuring Sir Ian Mckellen as Plip the elf
>>63475674
Not only I would watch it and enjoy it, I would also every day open at least 5 threads about it.
>>63475674
>forget the finger
>save the joint!
I wanna taste a bullet being fired into my mouth from a gun
>>63474758
>school camp grade 6
>hide under a table and throw a baked potato at someone
>call food fight
>while everyone is chucking food at each other i sneak over to the disabled kids table and tip a jug of boiling water on this paraplegic
>go back to my table and deny everything when the teachers ask me what happened
>next day we all have to leave camp early because the disabled girl got 3rd degree burns
later found out she died in hospital lmao
>>63476369
>if this is true
literally wouldn't mind executing you right now
>>63476042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVt4XsTvWXY
>>63476389
>believing a frogposter
Lmao'ing @ your life
>>63476389
>if this is true
laffin
>>63476389
absolutely reddit
>>63476389
>it's a reddittard complains on 4chan episode
https://youtu.be/JQRtuxdfQHw
classic
>>63476389
lol
dumb frogposter
>>63476139
Is this pasta? If you wrote this I salute you
Excellent thread, keep up with the good ideas guys ;)
>BWEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAWWWWW
>clip has frames of black every half second while electronic noise grows increasingly louder then suddenly cuts off
>buy my crab legs and settle in to the theater watch some commercials
>trailers interrupted by theater shooter
>>63476928
>be european
>be poor
or
>be american
>get shot
You just cant win
>>63471570
hey fuck you i enjoy movies about dogs saving the day
pic related, is one of my favorite movies ever
"I speak in a slow"
*deep horn blares*
"Methodical"
*horn blare*
"Manner"
*blare*
"so the audience knows I am evil"
*horn blare, shots of buildings falling*
*people looking at each other, looking up from the ground, bloody*
*music begins to pick up pace*
"My evil voice speaks again, in case you forgot I was here"
*Fight scenes too fast to understand, music really picking up now*
*final shot of heroic man standing tall amidst rubble*
*music abruptly cuts to soft angelic jingle*
"I leave you now with one last evil phrase"
CAPESHIT, THE MOVIE
COMING 5 TIMES THIS SUMMER, INDEFINITELY
>>63477022
>be Australian
>??????
>>63471678
that's one.
>>63471812
I'm gonna get so much karma for this on /r/4chan xD!1
>catastrophic explosion
>blocked by DYEL wonder whitey
>camera zooms in on kyel
>"she with you?"
>record scratch.mp3
>"I thought she was with you"
>Seinfeld theme starts playing
>camera rotates to Wonder Woman, she winks, zooms in on her face, she whispers
>"women's rights"
>>63477217
>vote for whoever Murdoch wants you to
>get killed by wildlife
>have shit internet
>pay twice as much for videogames
>be banned from watching porn stars with small tits
>>63473226
Kek
>>63473932
>Teenage Wasteland
Fucking underage if you think this is the name of the song
>>63477465
not that anon, but is it pinball wizard? not gonna google, wanna see if i guess right
>>63477324
You forgot holding a memorial for the brave emu souls lost in the Emu War
>>63477490
It's actually called I Tip My Hat (For The New Constitution).
>>63475409
>>63475674
This scares the shit out of me.I'd probably watch it though
>>63477324
>be banned from watching porn stars with small tits
It's fucking amazing how long this meme has persisted. Pretty sure it was just one dodgy article years ago.
I mean even if it was true, how would they ever enforce that? Use your brain.
>serious over shot of a city
>serious music playing
>camera cuts to a gangly ginger
>MMMMMM BOYS
JUST
>>63477648
All anybody outside of this country knows about us is entirely memes and shitposting concocted by us to keep you out of our business.
>>63472953
>Omlette xdd
>>63473071
Lel
>>63477465
fucking retard, do you react like that when It ain't me starts playing
>>63477738
I've pretty much just accepted that Reddit and 4chan are the same website.
>movie about animals who can talk
>Jungle Boogie starts playing
>>63471570
>horror movie trailer
>intense shit and spoopy narration/music has been going on for a solid minute or so
>all of a sudden dead silence
>character is shown cautiously walking in a dark area
>all of a sudden something super "unexpected" and scary happens and is supposed to cause you to jump out of your seat
Other people have noticed this right
>>63476454
>>63476460
>>63476470
>>63476475
>>63476579
>>63477738
>>63474758
We had one planned on the last day of high school but they got a girl with a camera to go around and film everyone to see who started it because the principle promised to do everything in his power to hold them back and I got in trouble for grabbing my dick and saying "Yo get that shit out my face homie"
Yeah I was a badass.
>>63477839
>m-merely pretending
Okay mate.
THIS SUMMER
EXPERIENCE THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME
*cut to a violent scene of steve buscemi raping an underage girl*
>>63477770
reddit is clearly the superior website. I mean where else can you get a website where people can't find a hint of sarcasm without a /s and where else does everyone 'downvote' any post that goes against the hivemind?
>>63477738
I'm in that picture :^)
>>63477770
No they're all still politically correct pseudo intellectuals trying to fit in
>>63475674
send this to seth rogen he'll make it before the week is over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz8qyqbQGTc
starts playing
>two men sitting at a diner
>"I don't know, man, it's just I can't seem to find the right one."
>looks to the right and sees her
>he stares and she looks back
>LET MY LOVE OPEN THE DOOR
>waitress spills coffee on him
>"WHAT THE FUCK LADY"
>"Oh I'm so sorry, let me clean that up!"
>"NO FUCK OFF."
>she walks to the bathroom and starts sobbing
>THIS FALL
>RETARDED COFFEE LADY
>>63475003
>but we also had organized school sanctioned ones.
Holy shit WHAT the ACTUAL fuck? Designated food fights?
>>63473263
>>cut to a completely seperate scene of the characters laughing from later on in the film
>>63475674
>Fully nude and drenched in blood, Michael Cera sprints through the jungle
>>63473332
kek, accurate
>This holiday season...
>shot of Naboo
>An unlikely hero will have to save Christmas...
>"Tis the season, then."
>Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine will be taking over for old St. Nick
>Sheev shown spinning from roof to roof
>But he won't have to do it Solo...
Jar Jar turns around quickly, smashing his face on the lens in the process
>Sheevson's Greetings, DECEMBER 21
>>63472786
Obviously he's getting his tadpole sucked
>>63477465
fuck off dad
>movie trailer
>intense music setting up an epic
>the two stars of the movie commence bitter discussion
>camera focuses on each of them
>the tension is palpable
>record_scratch.mp3
>"BOYS! HMM!"
>U Can't Touch This starts playing
>"Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent! I love it!"
>MA MA MA MA MUSIC
>Credits
>>63477217
>be australian
>get shot
>>63477490
Nah its No Sugar Tonight.
>>63477217
>get eaten by a spider
>training montage
>eye of the tiger starts playing
>1950's love song playing over scene of intense violence
>>63475674
10/10
Would watch
>>63478733
God this commercial is such dog shit
>>63475511
>>63476139
I enjoyed this
>oh yeah she died a year and a half ago
>actually... it was one year... five months... twenty one days... three hours... and fourteen minutes ago...
>IN A WORLD
>Shot of city skyline
>WHERE IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
>Cuts to dogs humping eachother
>ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE IT TO THE TOP
>Cuts to close up of black Adam Sandler
>AYOOOOOOOOOOO
>Random Snoop Dogg song plays
>ONE MAN WILL FIND OUT...
>Adam getting the shit beaten out of him
>THAT LIFE ISN'T AS EASY
>AS IT SEEMS
>Adam gets hit in the face with basketball
>Cut to scene of family laughing
>NIGGERS 2
>CAN HE GET THE GRAPE DRANK?
>SUMMER 2016
>>63478129
And nobody ever tries to fit in here, r-right guys?
>>63471838
>he doesn't eat his popcorn by throwing it up into the air and catching it with his face
pleb detected
>>63479488
no record scratchin sound?
>>63471784
TDKR
>>63473391
>He hasn't seen Godzilla vs the 101 dalmatians
>>63477022
>be European
>allahu Akbar
Or
>Be American
>Trump
You CAN win!
>>63479501
If this was reddit you'd be down voted and banned for this comment
>>63476139
I remember this copypasta, laughed my ass off, thanks anon
>she's with you?
>I thought she was with you!
>record_scratch.mp3
>cut to 5 seconds later in the scene with intense music
>>63474013
>>63473932
Premium Rush literally did this
>>63477217
>be Australian
>posted a comment too weeks ago
>it shows up now
>>63476579
>lol
>not lel
Jesus fucking christ go back to reddit newfag
>Who are you?
>I'm no one.
Bravo, JJ.
>>63477217
>a string of about 6 studio animations play
>sound of children singing lullaby in creepy echoing voice by the time Lionsgate is fading in and out
>waterdrip3.wav starts playing
>establishing shots of abandoned corridors
>camera moves down hallway about 6 inches off the ground
>sudden scene change to a sunny sky and the tops of trees as a school bell rings
>camera moves down to reveal a friendly looking university building
>students walking around
>a bunch of guys and gals talk excitedly about their film project in the abandoned insane asylum
>one guy makes a joke
>one girl reacts to the joke with mild annoyance
>the other guy and girl just look at each and smile
>shot of them driving down a road towards the horizon
>short clip of the gas station attendant warning them not to go to the abandoned asylum
>he's old and has a minor physical abnormality which means he's suspicious
>clips of them setting up their tents and then getting rained on so hard that they have to seek refuge in the asylum itself during the night
>meanwhile main character explains the legend of the asylum
>scratchy violin music that gradually increases in intensity
>girl puts her eye right up next to a crack in a door
>soaked guy talking to himself 'what does it mean'
>the lighter he uses to see goes out and you hear a snarl, the guy screaming and the camera getting pixelated broken
>creepy children singing lullaby again as title fades into view
>goes back to the girl whimpering on the floor and saying 'oh....my....god' as she looks at something off screen then screams
>BRRRRRRRRRRM
>date of release shown in roman numerals then it changes to normal numbers so people understand
this movie then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyZ9vvk6Ciw
>>63479976
>too weeks
>>63480788
>falling for pOZting from a confirmed Australian
umm *tentatively raises paw*
>>63478678
Haha... Memes
>>63475409
Awwwwwwww shit!
>>63471662
Did you not see the new Batman vs Superman trailer?
>>63473263
THANK YOU ROSS
>i cant perform! i dont have a PARTNER!
>oh yes you do
really?
>>63480533
>>BRRRRRRRRRRM
holy shit spoiler that shit, nearly had a heart attack
>>63479343
>But who's counting
>>63474758
Only ever had two in elementary. Both were somewhat random.
Man, I feel like everyone is forgetting this classic.
>"He never had the looks"
>shows clip of nerd or odd character
>"He was never popular"
>shows "nerd" in awkward social situation
>but after today
>recordscratch.mp3
>He's [ironic title referring to main character as actually being awesome after some transformation]
>NOW YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK, I'M A WOMAN'S MAN NO TIME TO TALK
>>63471570
Dumb frogposter.
>>63477490
Baba O'Riley
>>63480533
I can imagine this in perfect clarity.
>>63471570
Sounds like a ruff movie to watch.
>>63480533
kek
9/10
can see it happening
>This hasn't been posted yet
What the fuck, /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4
>Mid-2000s movie trailer starts
>LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE
>>63483850
Shut up spic
In the feelgood movie of the summer, go ape with Abe!
https://youtu.be/gSEzGDzZ1dY
