Will Leo finally an hero?
He's worth millions and plows no less than 5 models a day whenever and wherever he pleases.
So probably not.
Probably... i know that I would an hero if Harvey S. Karten of Compuserve would say something like that about me.
>>63464307
>clever dialogue
>clever
i usually don't say this, but dude sounds reddit as hell.
>>63464307
He forgot the beard
>Leo's face when Innaritu wins best director, The Revenant wins best picture, and Hardy wins BOTH best supporting actor for The Revenant and best actor for Legendary
>>63464307
he just jelly he leo wasnt groaning and grunting for him
>>63464367
>he thinks actors care about awards
this
>>63464338
http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-revenant-2015
>when characters open their mouths to speak González Iñárritu and Smith's dialogue, the whole soufflé collapses. Fatally, the film can't be seen outside the context of its Oscar ambitions, and with those perceptions clear, it appears exactly as it is: naked, feeble, encrusted in community-theater makeup and an abundance of languorous interludes, all in concert to indicate capital-I importance
Ouch
>>63464533
>muh buzzword salad
>>63464307
By 'clever' dilogue he means witty quips like in his favourite fims by Joss Whedon.
>>63464307
>compuserve
literally who? nice credible source
surprised he didn't say "i dint like da ending!!!"
then his shitty opinion would be as bad as /tv/'s
Leo is a pretty young actor and I don't know why everyone thinks he deserves an Oscar.
He doesn't have much range.
>>63464307
>this is what straight blokes who hang around public toilets to get their cocks sucked by desperate fat gay men look like.
Fuck off Harvey you sperg kike fuckhole
Gilbert Grape.
It's been a while & he hasn't acted since.
>>63465227
>41 years old
>young
>>63464354
>>63465188
I'm glad it wasn't just me, HSK seems like a total faggot
>"It was unbearable"
>10/10 -Compuserve
Here's another bad review for the movie
>>63464533
>Fatally, the film...
This oozes English major making $15k per year as a barista writing shit reviews in his spare time from a cultural Marxist perspective
>>63465380
>>63465380
Jesus, faggots like this get paid for this kind of garbage
>>63465280
A lot of actor's don't ever get an Oscar at all.
>>63464533
I take offence to this as an unemployed journalist. How the fuck is this autistemployed when they write like this?
>>63464533
>white male cast
>Oscar ambitions
>>63464307
He needs to do a mature comedy/drama, that will win him the Oscar.
>>63465380
>Matt Patches
Who the fuck has a family name of a euthanised cat?
Fuckhead
>people getting ultra buttmad over "masculine themes", a white cast, and minimal dialogue
sounds like a 10/10 to me
Rotten Tomatoes is to movies what IGN is to video games.
>>63466408
Accepting you are in Denial is the first step to recovery.
>>63464338
That's the point. He's rich, travels the world, fucks any and every supermodel. Literally whatever he wants, he can have.
Except an Oscar.
>>63466408
Yes.
Only complete fucking retards actually pay attention to it and take what any reviewer with a blog can post up there seriously.
It is a fucking garbage website owned by Warner Bros, even formerly owned by IGN.
>>63464307
Oscar confirmed for the tranny oscar bait then
>>63465380
get a load of this guys kek face
>>63465380
>>63465411
what in the fuck kind of critics are they letting on rottentomatoes these days, srsly retarded stuff
>>63466881
Ill let you in on a little secret, hollywood despises Leo and he is well known to be a prick. I think he'll take home an oscar in 15-20 years but not any time soon.
>>63466881
The more a person is able to obtain in this world, the less he/she deserves.
>>63466935
in b4 "NOT TODAY, FAGGOT"
>>63464307
>Freelance Nu Male reviewer from some site no one has ever heard of has a bold opinion on a film
>>63464533
Cunt probably thinks boyhood is the best film of the decade
>>63465188
kek
ITT: butthurt reddit leo fanboys
>>63464307
>>63465380
>>63465411
>clever dialogue
>"dad" speech
>über-masculine
This is what happens when you let nu-males be critics
>>63464307
What the fuck? Do these people want le quippy Joss Whedon dialogue in every fucking movie?
>>63465188
>Leo survives bear attack
>says a quip
>Leo and his group of fur-trappers battle indians
>they all quip to eachother
10/10 clever dialogue bravo Iñárritu
>>63468408
http://new.rottentomatoes.com/help_desk/critics/
Why would he an hero because of what some hipster writes on the internet?
Leo is loaded and banging models on a daily basis, living the life we dream of.... ;_;
>>63472114
The life we dream of is nothing to him anymore. He's become desensitized to it. All he dreams of now is that Oscar
>>63464307
What fucking dialog? The story is about him tracking down people for revenge. The book has Glass barely talking
>>63464367
>Legendary
You mean Legend? fuck that movie sucked so hard
Maybe next year Leo.
>>63464367
>Legend winning anything
Legit meme yourself
>>63464533
Mad as fuck.
>>63465380
This really rustled my jimmies.
I'd like to see this faggot stepping barefoot onto a patch of snow, he'd probably squeal like a little girl, wet his pants and catch a cold.
