>tfw no BBC to meme about
http://movieweb.com/legend-tarzan-2016-margot-robbie-alexander-skarsgard-photos/
>>63462625
>that painted on tricep
she's already been Blacked by based will smith
>>63462961
Just because Will Smith plays heterosexuals doesn't mean he is one
is that Brendan Fraser?
>>63462625
Is Alexander Skarsgard balding?
>>63462995
List of actors who are obviously gay but have to hide it to have a career: Will Smith, Dwayne Johnson, Tom Cruise, Robert Pattinson, Tom Hardy
>>63463039
Yes. He's angry because he's trying to grab a beer from that fridge.
>>63463065
b-but dude balding is alpha
>>63462625
Nice tits, Skarsgaard
>>63462625
this movie is going to bomb
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/warner-bros-faces-tarzan-trouble-831921
>>63462944
it's a scar
>>63463292
Finally Robbie can fade back into obscurity. Please.
>>63463085
Lee Pace
luke evans
>When we first meet Tarzan, he is no longer a man being raised by simians in the jungle. John Clayton III, known as Lord Greystoke, will have been living in civilized society for over a decade since he was last seen in the Congo. He is now fully established as a British gentleman in 1880s Victorian London. And he is married to his beloved wife Jane, who is always by his side
>guys I have a great idea! let us make a tarzan movie where tarzan is a married english gentleman
>brilliant!
>>63463085
Only Smith and Cruise actually set off my gaydar.
>>63463645
that's straight out of the original Burroughs stories bro
Dropped this garbage hard
Fucking white people in the jungle? FOH
>>63462625
>implying Jane didn't develop a taste for monkey dick in the Congo
>implying she doesn't continue to indulge her perverted lusts by frequent clandestine trips to the London zoo
>implying Lord Greystoke doesn't know this, since his little white dicklet can't possibly satisfy her, and that he doesn't sneak down to the zoo to watch her pleasure the entire primate wing whilst masturbating
>>63463728
>>63463085
Hardy has literally admitted in interviews to having sexual encounters with men
>>63463292
>>63462625
>Securing author Rowling's commitment for Beasts was a coup for Warners CEO Kevin Tsujihara in September 2013, just a few months after the executive — who lacked experience in film or television — took over the studio. A trilogy based on the textbook mentioned in the Harry Potter series is dated for 2016, 2018 and 2020.
Warner Brothers is beyond retarded. They're so gone.
>>63464506
>no one cared who I was until I got in touch with my feminine qualities
>>63464978
>feminine
>quality
>>63463065
his dad's bald as fuck so probably
>>63462625
Picture looks like cersei and the mountain getting it on
>>63464506
Isn't Hardy known to be a bullshitter in interviews though
>>63465155
He is, these chumps just take him way too seriously
>>63463085
I don't get this meme.
Hollywood loves gays and trans people, why would gay people have to hide their sexuality when half of all men in theatre are gay.