>home alone watching network television
>out of fucking nowhere that emergency broadcast test comes on
mfw
>leave tv on
>hear the tones from the other room
>listen intently waiting for the happening to be announced
>it's just a test
>take hands of rifle
>go back to shitposting
it's never going to happen, god damn it.
>>63462420
>be american
>get shot
>go home to watch some tv
>show gets interrupted because some other people got shot
>>63462687
>dat filename
I spit out my fucking coffee, well done.
>>63463483
>sitting in the basement
>watching tv
>Emergency Broadcast System comes on
>OH SHIT HERE WE GO THE DAY OF DOOM IS AT HAND
>waiting for the regional National Guard or Civil Defense commander to come over the air and start directing people to evac sites and safe-zones
>its just another fucking test
>faked out again
it's never going to happen
>sitting at home
>this comes on
>what do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IP3S_KMYuU
>>63464027
leave
>>63462687
ty anon best thing I've seen in hours
>>63464027
Jesus fucking Christ the world can be a scary place
>>63462420
>>63462420
NOOOOONONONONO
NOO NO NO NO NON NO NO
NOT THIS THREAD AGAIN OP PLEASE NO NOT THIS.
Haul ass to my friendly neighborhood national guard base and start screaming until they let me in
>>63465635
was meant to quote
>>63464027
>leave tv on and fall asleep
>get woken up suddenly by this bullshit
>>63462420
> be oldfag sleeping on couch in 80s
> wake up to emergency broadcast noise and pattern at 4am
> have to wait 20 seconds to find out if Ronnie let the nukes fly
You kids no nothing of fear. Imagine the POTUS is a crazy senile republican with his finger on the button and has a history of "joking" about starting WW3.
>>63466055
Damn that's pretty scary. Have you ever listened to Black Flag before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>yfwonly watch up to 1:40, kinda becomes shit afterwards
>>63467405
Noped the fuck out at "Can you read this?"
>>63467405
>that first camera change to "CAM B"
>>63467405
Can anons tell me what this is? I'm feeling too spooked right now to watch it. T-tell me it's reddit-tier shit pls.
>>63470206
it's spooks, but reddit spooks nonetheless
>>63470251
Fug I don't want to watch it but I feel a compulsion to do so nevertheless.
>>63470320
It's just a fake broadcast alert
>>63467405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eksi6TQbHZc
There's a whole channel dedicated to these
>>63464027
Holy shit, you'd think an immediate evacuation warning like this would have better quality audio. It sounds like Stephen Hawking's voice-computer thing talking into a poorly tuned microphone.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=us_0aLWOa8E
>>63464027
>find a cannon
>fire self across pacific ocean
>land in japan