Why didn't Al just do it?
>>63459123
you're obviously not married
>>63459123
Stank pussy
>>63459123
That little hermaphrodite penis kept getting hard and rubbing against him
>The unmarried virgin: The Post
NEWS FLASH: SEX GETS BORING AFTER 20 YEARS OF FUCKING THE SAME WOMAN
I would rail that poon. Her voice is sexy as fuck
>>63459123
Given the opportunity I'd have eaten prime peg's ass after she spent a whole day sitting on the couch eating bon bons and farting, but I can totally see if I were married to her not wanting to fuck after like 18 years, you just get bored unless she is willing to try some kinky shit sometimes to make it interesting. Women are the same way.
>>63459123
He did multiple times throughout the series, dipshit.
>>63459494
Never happily, Al was raped a few times
>>63459513
Yes, sometimes happily. Did you only catch a few reruns at four in the morning and pretend you've watched the show?
>>63459314
masturbation gets boring too, you guys still do it every day.
my dad told me it was meant as a parody of the situations where the man always wants sex and the woman doesn't want to put out
>>63459123
Chocolate cookies are delicious.
Although eat them every day for a month and you will become sick of them.
Imagine how you'd feel about cookies after eating them daily for 20 years?
>>63459314
>The Virgin: The Post
NEWS FLASH: SEX IS BORING
>>63459546
I never jerk off to the same porn twice.
>>63459381
Did men talk about these types of sexual fantasies in the 50s? Like, I can't imagine people like Gregory Peck getting off on eating a farty woman's ass? Is this fetishism the result of the gay lobby, or was it just that we've become such a sterilized society we subconsciously crave germs to bolster our immune system through eating shit?
show me a woman you'd kill for, and i'll show you a man completely tired of her and her shit
Al married her thinking the pussy game was tight. Turns out the pussy game was a play on poor Al.
closet fag. why do you think he spent so much time ogling women?
>>63459606
Go back to Facebook.
Old pussy gets old.
Even young pussy needs variations.
The joke here is that marriage makes you unattracted to your hot wife.
Also, it would be cruel if Peg was a fat cow and Al didn't want to have sex with her.
>>63459671
Hey reddit
>>63459598
Read some of James Joyce's letters to his wife. The dude talked about eating his wife's farty ass a lot. It's been around forever.
>>63459598
Ass-eating is the great leveler.
>>63459598
>Did men talk about these types of sexual fantasies in the 50s? Like, I can't imagine people like Gregory Peck getting off on eating a farty woman's ass?
Oh yeah, tell me, are you a big James Joyce fan ? Look it up.
>>63459671
go wank off for the eighth time today you absolute waste of life
>>63459726
>back to le reddit
>>63459592
yea but i bet you jerk to the same pornstar twice, or girls that look very similar. when you fuck your wife you can mix it up, you can have her dress different, different positions, do it in a hotel or public park. it does get boring but not so boring that you wouldnt want it at least twice a week
>>63459671
>>63459726
>>63459789
Both of you guys should just kill yourselves.
They address this in an episode.
Al is checking out some hot blonde in a store, who is asking her husband if she looks good in a new dress and the husband is like "Who cares, you're my wife?" before checking out Peg.
He did do it, twice -- how do you think they got Kelly and Bud?
After you come home to the woman who ruined your life for years, you kind of, y'know, don't like ''em as much.
You are lucky enough to have a woman with a great ass. Yet you don't even dare lick?
What a waste.
>>63459789
>>63459825
This reddit meme is just easy bait
>>63459123
Al wanted an acquiescent, demure wife who cooked and cleaned and was sweet to him. There were a few episodes where Peggy did this and Al was all over her for it.
When you are married, looks are only apart of it. Feeling truly loved and adored is what makes the sex good.
>>63460232
Now ask yourself this question.
If you yourself,yet of the opposite sex... would you want the descriptive demure attached?
This is why marriage in its current state doesn't work....
>>63461211
It could work.
A better appreciation of the elderly & their ability to care for children is needed.
>>63459123
Didn't make sense to me as a kid, doesn't make sense to me now. But I've never even had a gf, so yeah...
>>63459123
Because it was his wife. That was the point of the whole show.
>A man is a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. ~ Al Bundy
>>63459546
when I masturbate I can be with any woman you moron and by the way I am fucking married this is not some information my dad told me sex with the same woman becomes boring after so many years
He had a foot and bbw fetish. Al doth protested too much.
>>63463478
>dat Al buldge
no wonder she wanted to fuck him so much
> Stay at home wife.
> Two kids and a dog.
> Live in a two story house with gigantic living room and kitchen.
He did pretty good for a person who sells women's shoes in the fucking mall.
>>63459732
>At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
Patrician
>>63459201
And with children
>>63459123
I remember one episode where they had sex Al was almost in coma, think she was a nympho.
>it's an Al's doll falls off the roof episode
>>63459546
Fapping is also a lot easier than sex. Doesn't take much effort to just get yourself off.
>>63459123
he was busy thinking how sex with his slutty daughter would be like
Al liked boning her. he boned her quite a bit. he just is like old and shit, it happens to everyone. I suggest you lift weights and do lots of cardio. It got me out of a low boning spell.
>>63463695
Key parties with a selected group.
Not just a 70's thing.
Who did you sleep with? Who did she sleep with?
She's hideous and looks like a drag queen.
>>63466378
>>63459814
do you not understand why people complain about marriage?
>>63459123
Because the show and the show's writers were misogynists who portrayed women are undesirable Objects outside of their utilitarian contributions to maintaining a man's happiness.
When sex becomes about pleasing the women, rather than the Man's orgasm, then sex no longer confers with patriarchal norms (wherein Male as Subject; Female as Object) and thus begins to threaten Male Supremacy. Hence why Al Bundy did not want to have sex with his wife, instead preferring loose women to have casual sex under the auspices of Male Satisfaction.
>>63466597
Sure thing faggot, but you're forgetting one thing, Al never cheated on Peg.
>>63459546
you can masturbate to literally anything and it can take about 5 minutes if you jerk hard and fast enough
youre dad is a tard and so are you
>finally after all these years we have become married with children
>>63459123
Two kids = clown car vagina
+ that hair = fucking a clown
>>63466597
>>63463695
tell me in your case why not just spice up the bedroom and try new things, or are people too afraid to try new things rather than just cheating
>>63466775
maiwaifu
>>63466597
Half of the episodes were written and directed by a lesbian
BECAUSE SHE HAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSONALITY
>>63459123
No one has mentioned that Roseann Barr almost played Peg. That would have made the jokes more straight forward.
How many times did Al fuck Peg willingly?
> labour day
> stitches on his dick have healed
> Peg has amnesia
Any more?
>>63466963
What?
>>63459546
>my dad told me it was meant as a parody of the situations where the man always wants sex and the woman doesn't want to put out
Shhh. You're not supposed to give the answer the deal was to expose the virgins.
>>63468292
the woman who played marcy was an out lesbian before ellen degeneres and became one of the show's directors
>>63467028
>> labour day
that goofy, horny look on his face when her ass wiggles from cleaning
why couldn't we have had a crossover with KotH where the Bundys end up in Arlen
God, I hate this unfunny show.
He's a below average looking balding man with a low income and he still has a wife that wants to bone him.
What's his problem.
dat Kelly though
>>63464051
he bought the house after winning a lawsuit against the company that made the broken condom that made bud.
>>63467028
When the hot girl was living with them and did all the cooking and cleaning.
>>63469253
Want am I, an ant?
>>63466644
There's a difference.
I cum, I cum, but did I enjoy it?
>>63468821
after 20 years, its just another chore he has to do for his family.
>>63466597
you should watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD_o6z-7DJo
>>63466597
You're aware that Al Bundy was miserable for the entirety of the shows running right? That nothing good ever came out of his view of women? In fact none of the men who had the same sexist view on life had it any good. The only semi-successful man in the show was in fact an obedient boytoy who only got into trouble when he listened to Al and disobeyed his wife.
Also people need to stop using the word misogyny, it implies a hatred towards women. When in fact sexism in most cases is just a feeling of superiority towards women.
>>63463695
Christian Sex Morals: The Post
You guys are forgetting the biggest factor here, the in-universe explanation.
Al's fetish is women doing chores and Peg doesn't do shit, but he can't stop fucking her left and right when she does.
>>63469680
>Sticky sweet family sitcoms like the Cosby Show
10/10 in hindsight.
