>no star wars thread
>>63456800
why does he wear the mask?
So that's why there's no non-white villains. There wouldn't be enough contrast on their on their edge-ships.
>>63456846
because he looks like Adam Driver
>>63456846
mutant rat face caused by Leia drinking and snorting deathsticks while pregnant
im torrenting episodes 4-6 right now, I've never interacted with the star wars series except for watching a few scenes and playing a lego star wars game once, should I do anything to get prepared for my first viewing of the series?
>>63456920
holy shit, that's from the movie?
looks like a video game
Those black floors must be an absolute bitch to keep clean.
>>63456920
i love video games.
If starwars turns out to be shit after all this hype , it would be so amazing, my only Christmas wish, please I just want to enjoy all that disappointment
>>63456800
>>63456920
where are those shots from?
>>63456920
Is this from Battlefront?
>>63457005
new star wars movie
>>63456920
...where is that webm from? It looks bad.
>>63457005
>http://starwarsunity.net/2015/12/new-force-awakens-images-hux-kylo-bb-8-rey-poe-and-an-at-at/
>>63456800
Ok so this movie is just going to be a giant ripoff of the original one, just fucking beat for beat copying Star Wars. Great.
>>63456965
Fuck a woman because you never will again for the rest of your life.
>>63457024
it's either a Jeep or Verizon commercial, i saw it on leddit a few weeks ago
>>63456800
Say what you will about the casting, the set design is fucking fantastic here. Actually looks like the OT, but with development. It's got the newer, shinier aesthetic of the prequels without being jarringly different.
THE SPOILERS ARE TRUE
HA
HA
>Vader walks into Sheev's chamber one day and sees him crying, talking to Moff Panaka on his hologram projector
>He tells Panaka how Vader never leaves the house anymore and he doesn't think Vader has any friend
>That night Vader tells Sheev he's going to the movies with a bunch of his space friends
>Sheev lets out a great smile and he gets up and hugs Vader, trying to hold back the tears
>Sheev offers Vader use of the Super Star Destroyer to take it out for a spin with his friends, Vader says that they are just going to the movies
>Vader gets in his Tie Fighter, flies it to the local cantina carpark and sits there all night crying himself to sleep
>Vader comes home in the morning looking like shit; Sheev smiles at Vader thinking how he must have been out partying with his friends all night
>>63457056
Why even admit that you browse reddit? It really, really upsets me that people who browse that site regularly visit and post here.
>>63456965
yes prepare for the deception of the prequels
>>63457056
What is that a picture of?
Fuck. I am going to have to exile myself from the Internet soon.
>>63457068
What the fuck is this?!!?! Where is all this shit coming from?! aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>63457120
>Fuck. I am going to have to exile myself from the Internet soon.
Why? The only spoilers worth knowing you most likely already know
>>63457098
I've been visiting 4chan since 2004 and Reddit since 2005. Deal with it. The mental image most of 4chan has of Reddit is nothing but an imaginary boogeyman with no basis in reality.
>>63456800
effay af
>>63456920
Please tell me thats not from the movie.
SNOKE IS PLAGEIUS CONFIRMED
>>63456800
Very nice.
>>63456981
>>63456995
>>63457005
>>63457011
>>63457024
>>63457026
https://youtu.be/fRQthTlEn70
Just a Jeep commercial.
>>63457144
Judging from the incredibly basic grammar and the illustrated quality, it's probably a kid's book. That it happens to contain a plot detail that mirror's the OT is why it is contained in a children's book, as opposed to the film.
>>63457120
looks like a game. sw tor? it's not related to the movie anyway because it's an old empire crest, not the first order one.
>>63457146
The worst spoiler I know is something about the resistance having their own super weapon they use against the starkiller or something.
>>63457120
thats from the old republic game bro
>>63457191
>i-i-its can't be part of the movie!! they said it would be good!
>>63456846
>Dr Rey, That's my weapon
>OC
>>63456920
>>63456981
>>63456995
>>63457005
>>63457011
>>63457022
>>63457024
Calm your tits, its from a kmart commercial or something like that.
>>63456866
looks just like the executor with the few titanium grey bits gunmetal instead
and quite a bit shinier
>>63457240
;___;
>>63457240
You're providing more evidence for my thesis. This is written exactly like a book for 7-9 year olds.
It also tells me nothing new. We already knew Finn went AWOL over issues of conscience, and that Isaac's character is captured in that place.
>>63456981
>>63457165
>footage is 30fps
>OMG IS THAT FROM THE MOVIE!!!????
retards
>>63457175
s-so it's not in the actual movie, right? RIGHT?
>>63457240
that would explain why they were using the flamethrowers and shit. maybe luke was hiding there.
>>63456920
P-please tell me they made this for the commercial and is not in the actual film
>>63457295
nobody said it wasnt a kid's book autist. You are the moron claiming it wasnt part of the movie
Am I suposed to take those two guys from Ex Machina seriously in this? I mean it's god damn childrens movie so I shouldn't expect anything too serious to begin with but they're still fucking awful.
>>63457240
>>63457274
>>63457068
THEY'RE LITERALLY COPYING STAR WARS!!!! JJ YOU SAID THIS WASN'T GOING TO BE A NOSTALGIA TRIP YOU LIED AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIRST KHAN AND NOW THIS SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63457274
what were they both doing at the millennium falcon?
>>63457274
>>63457240
>>63457068
>autists think a book for children is an indictment of the film
virgins
>>63457338
Vader ordered them to destroy all the sand.
>>63457274
>First one to talk gets to stay on my space craft
>>63457151
>browse reddit just to laugh at people complaining about their shit lives
>the boogeyman is real and they censor any non-PC or harsh-truth posts even if they're trying to give someone sensible advice
>about literally 60% of posts are simply song lyrics and people reply to them with the next line as if this is what normies think is clever
>the way the site is laid it is garbage and if you try to follow one of the rare conversations you have to uncollapse sub-sub-sub trees and go to a different page and when you go back to follow another direction of the conversation all those sub-sub-sub trees are closed and you've totally lost the thread of the convo because it didn't get enough upvotes for not including enough lady gaga lyrics
it's just as bad as 4chan except here I can say nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger and actually follow a conversation
>>63457387
I'm sure there's a compelling reason, left out of the children's book, which was written for children, and thus slimmed down plot-wise to keep the children on point.
>>63457368
I'm not going to read that but if Plagueis is really confirmed I will jump with joy and spit in all the deniers' faces.
>>63457418
It's almost the antithesis of 4chan with it's purely-democracy model of voting. The crowd always wins, whereas here, you have something like anarchy with an expiry timer.
>>63457098
Reddit is as cancerous as this shithole, with the difference than out of reddit you can get more useful and specialized info and on 4chan you can say nigger and faggot
Both equaly bad tvh
>>63457151
Yeah no idiot, it's not a boogeyman, there is real, tangible effects from the crossposting. Any time you see the following:
>As a
>_____ here, can confirm
>FTFY
>pants on head retarded
>PC shit
It's from redditors cross posting. Pretty soon they flood the site and change the entire culture
>>63457368
What was the video about?
>>63457469
The fag deleted the comment
what did it say?
>>63457240
>>63457274
>>63457307
It isn't.
this movie is going suck balls
i have said it once
i have said it a million times
fuck disney
double fuck lucas
fuck you all
reeeeee
Did the sand people women and younglings join in with raping shmi? Is that why anakin killed them too?
>>63457368
FUCK SOMEBODY POST THAT AGAIN
TEN DAYS.
Two till it drops online!
>>63456800
>You fought in the Clone Wars?
>Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.
>That reminds me. Luke, did I ever tell you that in our prime (which happened to be a mere 20 years ago), the Jedi had Dragon Ball Z powers and could destroy armies single-handedly, run at lightning fast speed, deflect blaster bolts with stunning precision, jump tens of thousands of feet in the air, and hover around for prolonged periods of time? "Crouching Jedi, Hidden Sith" sums up that era well.
>Now that I'm an old man, I can't do any of that anymore. Time is not a good friend.
>>63457561
No wonder Lloyd is schizophrenic now
>>63457517
>>63457559
gotchu
>>63457517
Literally nothing. Some blog post about why someone decided to take down a video when Disney asked. No idea how it was related to Plagueis.
>>63457517
It was a facebook post from some youtube schlomo about how Disney asked them to edit their video (presumably which contained plagueis) and how Disney has never done anything like that before
>>63457561
>babby Greedo
>>63456920
I didn't actually mind it until the cheesy zoom in on BB8.
Who's preparing by not watching any of the movies?
>>63457240
>Join the stormtroopers when he doesn't like to be a stormtrooper
Ok
>>63457596
>>63457603
That video originally contained a photo of a South American magazine that confirmed Snoke as Plagueis. Collider posted a video claiming they had sources confirming it and Disney asked them to take it down.
Snoke is basically confirmed as Plagueis at this point.
>>63457578
>Time is not a good friend.
>>63457588
>Blog post about leviathan Disney giving enough of a shit to ask a guy to take down a video, as if this itself is not news.
>Believing Disney is dumb enough to call attention to itself and things like this in this manner
>Believing I am stupid enough to believe some guys Facebook post, where he could literally say anything.
>>63457418
>they censor any non-PC or harsh-truth posts
kek
Can tell you've never been off the frontpage of reddit. Try looking at some of the other hidden boards like imgoingtohellforthis, spacedicks, wtf or things like that. Makes 4chan look like the TV edited version of a rated R movie.
>>63457691
see this
>>63457666
>>63457588
what did he said in the video?
>>63457666
Thank god. Not using Plagueis would be a travesty.
>>63456920
They are failing like lucas failed in the OT in the aesthetic department.
The Empire was aesthetically superior, and not the New Order is aesthetically superior too.
It's like they designed the Empire to the last detail and then quickly came up with some lazy shit for the rebels.
Aside from the orange suits, if you ask any normie about star wars they will remember the Star Destroyers, TIE fighters and Stormtroopers.
What do the new rebels have now? the suits are red? some McQuarrie X-wings?
They fucked up a good chance to give the good goys a unique and appealing look
>don't mind me, just cloning Darth Vader...
>>63457499
>anything I don't like is reddit
Literally a boogeyman.
>>63457659
http://millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=9790
>>63457711
What I'm saying is, if Disney didn't want this spoilered, taking direct action by asking a guy to censor this spoiler specifically is a really stupid way to go about it. Disney is literally filled with competents who know that less is more. Why would they be autists about one spoiler, when statistically speaking this much buzz generates some actual spoilers by default?
There are so many theories on the net, literally one has to be close to the mark.
How awkward and emotionless do you think this scene is going to be?
>>63457745
>mfw Qui-Gonn was working under his old master Dooku the whole time
>mfw Plagueis ordered Sheev to order Dooku to order Qui-Gonn to take Anakin's DNA
>mfw
>>63457783
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE ON A FUCKING SET
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT IS A TV SERIES
WHY
>>63457658
I have those letter trays in my office
>>63457778
The risk of people finding out if the video was taken down is lower than if it had been left up even if you take backlash into account.
>>63457755
>EXT NIGHT - 01 - SPACE - SAVANNAH • A Sword tumbles through space, crashes toward ground
Stopped reading there.
>>63457816
Because they are, you fucking faggot.
>>63457561
>Two till it drops online!
Source or you're just talking out of your ass
>>63457816
Because it's a photograph made using a photo camera
Not a screencapture from actual film footage
>>63457790
Sounds legit. He knew the only way to ensure that Anakin would become Darth Vader, was to put him under the tutelage of Obi-Wan Kenobi, who would eventually cut Anakin to pieces and leave him to die on a volcano planet. He was a good friend.
Caspere knew this.
>>63457816
Because it's behind-the-scenes photography. The finished product won't look like thatprobably
>>63457783
Why does his jacket have 3 pockets for Binaca?
Since everyone seems to have been posting the smaller versions of these pics I will post them
>>63457561
what site will you be watching in 2 days?:)
TFA will be a total flop and it will unanimously be agreed upon to be the worst Star Wars movie.it'll still make a billion ducats though
>>63457816
Because its disney
Just look at all the marvel movies. they all have that weird television look their live action shows do
>>63457830
We're 10 days from premiere and some random makes video 870573542 about Star Wars: The Force Awakens and posts it on Youtube. It's literally a nonissue that Disney should not care about. This sounds entirely manufactured, given the convenient timing.
how often do you think his fur gets caught in that strap
![320x240[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNoChnn.jpg "320x240[1].jpg")
>>63457899
Did somebody say Dukat?
>>63457895
Would AT-ATs even be functional on sand
>>63457899
Maybe I'm in denial but Attack of the Clones is hard to beat, not even by SW standards, but it is also one of the worst high budget films ever made.
My prediction isas good as Phantom Menace but playing it safe. No dumb shit and a copy of A New Hope
>>63457877
Those are Death Sticks. Han and Chewy like to party sometimes.
>>63457745
Yes plese, I want to see Hayden again. He is hot and I would fill his ass anytime with my man juice in a total hetero way.
>>63457936
Probably. It's basically a giant robot camel. Snow behaves a lot like sand too.
>>63456800
>>63456920
God damn I didn't even think about the CGI being bad in these movies. I thought it'd be acceptable CGI mixed with a good dose of practical effects and sets. But this looks prequel tier.
>>63457974
OP's pic isn't CGI. It's a photo from the set.
That webm isn't movie footage.
>>63457666
This pleases me.
>>63457922
Often enough to make him go whuuurrrrrrrrrrg
>>63457936
Well, it's All Terrain Armored Transport
>>63457952
This is really the only thing Abrams can do: playing it safe. If he makes it a continuation from the OT with lots of references to it, he'll be called a talentless and uncreative hack; but if he does something totally different, he'll piss off the nostalgiafags.
>>63457922
Why does Chewy walk around with a bandolier of silver ingots? Does he moonlight as a merchant or something?
In b4 that shit is armor, it's even less useful that bikini armor ffs.
>>63456800
Why is Jan Vertonghen working with the Empire?
>>63457974
>Complains about CG
>OP post is people standing on a literal set with the only CG being the space rendered outside the windows, much like matte paintings were used in the OT.
fucking christ anon
>>63457274
If I took those off would they die?
>>63457981
>this is Dakota...
>>63458069
Underrated comment
>>63457874
>The finished product won't look like that probably
it always does
>>63458010
I'm not getting that used-future look Lucas was going for. It doesn't feel like star wars.
>>63458069
kek
>>63457783
This looks terrible, I know it's a photograph but I have lots of problems with many locations of the film.
They look like tv sets. Everything looks like its made out of plastic. It is too empty. No cgi impressive backgrounds.
Same with Maz Memenata's castle. Just parking lot trees on the background.
That's just cheap and ruins inmersion.
I fear the meme of practical effects has fucked them up so much they legitimately thought not using cgi at all to compliment was a good idea.
Same with other scenes too.
For example that Kylo Ren closeup.
>You can tell his mask is plastic
>There's a steel beam on fire
>There are like 5 other actors on set
>The background is just regular parking lot trees
>That shitty closeup
Looks like Power Rangers stuff
I mean look at this. Dont lie and say you thought that was real broken stone.
>>63457659
>I was raised to do one thing
>join
Fucking what bruh? Slice ya cock off.
>>63457816
JJ a shit
>"I don't think I'll be needing your TalkBoy -- OLD MAN!!!"
>>63458171
>She's gonna be making that annoying face the entire movie
>>63458127
From an Empire set? Why would you? It looked all clean and tidy in the original trilogy too.
>>63458133
I like it. In ep4 when Vader chokes the dude you can tell the walls were shaking. The OT always looked like this.
>>63457974
I have a feeling they will cut the fuck back on the CGI outside of space battles and shit.
>>63457624
Same here
>>63457790
>mfw you don't have a face
>>63458201
Those three trailers are actually better and more Star Wars than all of the Star Wars films.
Also the new one.
>>63458202
>>63458171
i recognize that face
>>63458202
Fuck she is such an ugly cunt
>>63458201
What is this?
>It's gonna be great
-George Lucas
>>63458201
what the shit is this
>>63458311
Brace yourself.
The best Star Wars material ever made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuNvCOUy1Ts
>>63456920
Man, I bet the guy who directed that commercial had a blast.
>>63458210
>>63458127
https://vimeo.com/channels/starwarslegacy/89784677
The Empire sets looked a little beat-up because they were physically cheap, and probably reused extensively. The new sets have better QC obviously.
>>63456883
underrated post
>>63458341
>AND THE TIE FIGHTER GOES PEWPEWPEW
>AND THE XWING TURNS LEFT SHEWNNNNN
>THEN A CLOSEUP OF THE TIE THEN INSIDE THE COCKPIT PEWPEWPEW
>HE ALMOST GETS HIM BUT SWHOOOOSH THE TIE FIGHTER SHOOTS THE STAR DESTROYER BOOOOOOOOOM
>THEN THE BLACK XWING COMES AND WE FOCUS ON BB8 OMG THEN THE XWING IS ON THE TIE PEWPEWPEW WHOOOOOOSHHH
>THEN THE TIE GETS HIT AND EXPLOOODES IN A GIANT FIREBALL
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63458110
Goddamn how fucking new are you
>>63458411
Man, I bet the guy who typed that post was raging.
>>63458423
to seeing that picture? then yeah its new to me senpai
>>63458201
NEW STAR DESTROYER DESIGN IS WEAK!!!!!!!
>>63458346
Jesus christ
>>63457068
>Help me Lor San Tekka, you're my only The Force Awakens™
>>63458340
>octopus face shit lord
so thats where they aped kyle rens look
>>63458411
THIS CONFIRMED
>>63458346
I thought I've seen autism before, but this...
This is something else.
>>63457561
>was friends with Darth Vader when he was a kid
>turned into a bounty hunter
>got killed by Han in a shitty cantina with catchy music
Life is hard
>>63457708
Hello reddit.
>>63458471
At least the bridge doesn't stick out like a giant bulls eye.
>>63458170
PFFFTTTT HAHAHAHA
>>63458503
>calling sith shit
>>63458531
There are people who are paid to do this. I had a friend who would do color correction and stuff. It was mind numbing and it spoiled a ton of movies for him but he made 100k a year.
>>63457217
And this sounds EXACTLY like the kind of simplistic shit that JJ would throw in.
>oh noes, they have le superweapon!
>we now have a superweapon of our own, senpai
No more pottery like beating the bad guys through skill, through luck, or through a deus ex machina. No, now there has to be a material explanation for why the scrappy rebels can beat the evil empire, and complete with it's own painfully fanservicey reveal, I'm sure...
>>63458541
>the empire cared at all about being tactical
yah i bet those white storm trooper armour blended right in.
god this shit is going to fucking SUCK
FUCK YOU JJ FAGG
The only thing I feel like I have to look forward to in this movie is Oscar Isaac's performance.
Every movie I've had hype for recently has been utter shit. Fuck you, Sam Mendes.
>>63456981
>high frame rate
>IS THIS A VIDEO GAME??!!?
How did he do it lads? Is this the power of giving your soul over to the Mouse?
That's a big lightsaber
>>63458605
I'm sure Adam Driver will be great.
>>63458647
That looks like a really poor photoshop.
>>63456800
that mask is so faggy
BEST SPACE BATTLE COMING THROUGH
YAVIN CAN FUCK OFF
https://youtu.be/xPZigWFyK2o
>mfw all along the entire point of Sheev telling the Tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise was always just to set him up as a future villain
>mfw Lucas is genuinely a master storyteller that is just an awful director
BRAVO
E
O
R
G
E
>>63458647
doesn't look very cold there either OH GOD
WHY GOD?????
>>63458201
>2k years before Episode IV
>ships look the same
>>63457816
I know shit all about color grading, but here
>>63458699
>>63458651
Hope he's a better actor than he was a Marine.
>>63458202
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63458574
Lucas' original plan for the ST was about moral ambiguity so a good-side superweapon makes sense. To what extent do you take destruction in order to defeat evil? I like it.
>>63458699
>greedy selfish fucks JJ and Kennedy claiming they threw out most of Lucas' story ideas
bullshit
jj = reddit reposter thief
lucas = 4chan oc creator
>>63458647
Kylo Ren's suit looks comfy as fuck
>>63458756
A lot of people from Sand Diego feel compelled to join the Marines when they really shouldn't. Really a lot of Southern California is like this.
>>63458750
The guys that made that book copied fanart because they couldnt get licensed pictures.
The Kylo Ren in those pages is a copy of a cosplay.
The book is still official.
This only confirms that not only Snoke is Plagueis but he is also a Muun
>>63458805
>caring what lucas thinks now
>thinking this is a good idea
>OH GOD
WHY??!?!?!?!
>>63458756
Didnt he take a medical discharge like a month in?
What a fucking faggot.
>>63457974
https://youtu.be/fRQthTlEn70
The webm is not movie footage.
>>63458836
Or they just ripped off Plagueis design and Snoke is somebody completely different.
>>63458805
>Lucas' original plan for the ST was about moral ambiguity
Hahaha
>>63458877
THOSE FUCKHEADS IN THEIR GAY JEEP OH GOD WHY??
>>63458824
Thanks for the laugh, Anon.
>>63458863
Apparently right before he was to be deployed.
>>63457981
how the fuck would a rolling ball traverse fallen trees and boulders?
>>63457561
>listening to a peck like Warwick Davis dressed as baby Greedo
No wonder he went batshit
>>63458889
No, because the book is official.
That means the Plagueis fanart was close enough to the real snoke for them to copy it.
>>63458641
Cutting carbs and getting off his fat ass.
If Hammill can do it, nobody has any excuses.
>>63458946
That second pic isn't Mark Hamil you retard
>>63458010
>>63458075
>It's all set guys, not CGI at all!
The windows a clearly CG, and that's what I was referring to.
>>63457578
The funny part about this is that the SNES games gave Luke ALL those powers. Was Super Star Wars ahead of its time?
>>63458691
>all those explosions in space
>>63456846
because no one cared who he was until he put on the mask!
>>63458999
you mean they're not really in space? :c
>>63458999
>The windows a clearly CG
It's nice that you say "clearly" before your opinion, but I say it clearly isn't CGI.
It's a window with a starfield behind it, I don't see what makes that clearly CGI...
>>63456846
Because of his face
>>63458937
Proofs?
I don’t think you realize the importance of this new movie. a whole new generation of kids are gonna be star wars fans, every kid is going to have a lightsaber, go outside and duel each other, play out their own star wars movies with their new figures and then watch the rest of the movies. i don’t know about you but i’m 19 and Star Wars was a big part of my childhood, and when episode 3 was released it did the same for me, everyone needs a star wars childhood. Also, people butthurt about the story and cast are stupid, in the end SW have always just been fun movies, people need to stop being so judgemental of it and realize the big fucking picture here. this movie isn't 4 us.
>>63458201
>>63458171
>>63458133
>>63457981
>>63458010
>>63457954
>>63457860
>>63457056
>>63456920
>>63458411
Well, that's how every Star Wars space battle with the possible exception of the first trench run was probably scripted.
>>63459060
Wanna feel bad for him due to his looks, but he's way more successful than me, so I should kill myself.
>>63457170
>SNOKE IS PLAGEIUS CONFIRMED
Plageius = Amon
Sheev = Overmind
Vader = Kerrigan
Luke = Raynor
POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y
>>63458929
repulsorlifts
>>63459021
SHIT CAN EXPLODE IN SPACE NUMNUTS
>>63459060
>Look like this
>Still get cast in the blockbusteriest of blockbusters of all time
Based.
>>63459071
The prequels suck.
>>63459021
do you complain about a certain lack of realism... in STAR WARS?
>>63459093
Tassadar=ObiWan/Yoda
Mengsk=Tarkin
Mace=Zeratuel
>>63458921
>Apparently right before he was to be deployed.
Sounds like a smart guy.
>>63459106
>Join the marines
>Get miraculously medically discharged just when you're about to be deployed
Not based
>>63458691
Is Nien Nunb pinoy or latino?
>>63459111
yeah but so does the other 3 and the next 3
>>63459111
that's why every kid at the time they came out was absolutely obsessed with them right?
>>63456935
This.
>>63458170
that stormtrooper in the middle is staring directly into your soul.
>>63459208
>Kids
>Good taste in cinema
>>63459208
Kids are stupid.
So I just had kind of a weird thought.
Whats to stop darth vader from just giving everybody an anal prolapse? I think itd be pretty badass
>the last line of rebels defends the Tantive IV to buy leia more time
>darth vader walks in
>the rebel scum squeeze their glutes in fear
>Vader raises his fist into the air menacingly
>a massive stretching sensation fills the assholes of the rebels
>"TELL ME WHERE THE DEATH STAR PLANS ARE"
>"m..my anus!"
>"NOW"
>the rebels are curled up on the ground holding back the pain in their sarlacc pits
>"3"
>"2"
>"1"
>Vader pulls his fist down to his waist
>the look of a defeated man crosses the rebel leaders face
>"n...no"
>"MY ANUS PROLAPSED!"
fin
i think that would be way more badass than the force choke
>JJ brought us a December full of comfy Star Wars threads
Thanks family, too bad Force Awakens will still be shit though.
Yuppie hipster faggots after seeing this in theatres Imax 3D:
>it was better than the prequels
>I liked the battles
>What a twist!
>omfg can you believe ____ died??!
>BEST STAR WARS EVER!
>>63458340
>TORtanic
>anything but utter shit
wew lad
>>63459237
>>63459238
the movies are for kids, like i said, these movies arent for us anyway.
>>63459260
Did a hipster rape your mother?
>>63459237
Post top 10 films of all time flimflam
>>63459301
>fury road
>batman dark knight
>avengers
>casino royal
bunch of other gay shit can't even keep this up
>>63459260
I promised myself not to buy imax 3d tickets untill I watch the screener and like it.
>>63459301
The definitive top 10:
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
National Security
The Mission
Phat Beach
Story of Ricky
Grown Ups
Batman Begins
The Hunter
Wild Geese 2
Funny Faces
>>63458069
should make the lightsaber into a candy cane desu senpai
>>63458691
I feel like all the hate aimed at ROTJ is at just how inconsistent it was.
The Death Star II attack run was probably the action high-water mark of the entire series. The pacing, the camerawork, the building sense of anticipation, etc were all masterfully handled.
Also, fuck do those effects hold up. That scene where you see a cockpit view of a ship coming OUT of hyperspace for the first time, closing on the forest moon at relativistic speeds still gives me chills.
It's all just kind of proof that while Lucas might have been maddeningly inconsistent, my god was his A-game strong.
We'll never see anything like that sequence in the new trilogy.
>>63459100
Fire cannot ignite in a vacuum that size for more than a split second after the hull is breached.
>>63459245
Haha
Im totally screenshooting this and posting it to reddit
>>63459450
FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING SPACE SHIPS ARE FULL OF OXGYEN AND HYDROGEN THAT SHIT EXPLODES IN SPACE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>blasters produce huge explosions etc fuck off
>>63459543
Gases quickly spread out to fill their containers, and in a vacuum the size of space the low pressure would spread all flammable gases too thinly to ignite into anything more than a few joules of energy
>>63459448
I think a ton of the hate has to do with Endor. It has some good scenes but it feels really out of place in the universe. The icing on the cake is the sentient teddy bears. If they had gone with Wookiees the movie would be 10/10 on par with Empire.
>>63458340
>that fucking force hadoken
>>63459614
AAAHHH!!
>>63459643
it's just a visual representation for the power. else you end up with what Ani and Obi did on mustafar when they were trying to push each other with the force. looks like shit without them
>desert planet Jakku
>ice planet
>resistance
>first order
>another death star superweapon
>another trench run attack
>chasing after a small droid
>an evil jedi killing everyone in a jedi academy
>evil jedi conducting violent interrogation scene
>good jedi going into exile after defeat
And that's just based on a few minutes of footage.
I can't imagine what other rehashes are in this.
>>63459932
The next film is the real challenge, they'll have to come up with something new...
>>63458340
its fucking depressing that none of this is canon
>>63457372
its not JJs fault its the SJW producer next to him
>>63459643
it was obviously a kamehameha m8
4chan and Reddit clearly have different ideologies, if only because of the way they are run.
Reddit has mods, 4chan has virtually nothing like that. 4chan has no drama by design because errebody anonymoose
