>time to go mobile!
Wait, why wait to go mobile at all? What did Bane gain from sitting around at the stock exchange? Shouldn't they have gone mobile immediately?
>>63456646
you can't even rob a stock exchange to begin with
there's it takes 3 days for clearing houses to legally change ownership of a stock through brokers
>my mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men
Why would she think it's a car when it's on a rooftop?
>>63456736
You clearly didn't watch the movie mate. Bane steals all the Batman's money.
>If you're seriously considering going back out there, you should hear the rumors surrounding Bane. There is a prison in a more ancient part of the world, a pit where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes a man rises from the darkness. Sometimes the pit sends something back.
Why does the world's greatest detective get all his info on Bane, the pit and the League of Shadows from his butler?
>you're pure evil
You're one to talk mate.
Why was fucking her father's killer part of her plan?
>>63457031
bat-computer.
>There's a robbery on the stockmarket
>Bruce Wayne, one of the most powerful persons on Gotham, randomly moved all his stocks and money
>he can't just tell the police it was a robbery and get his property back
>everything isn't rolled back to begin with
what the fuck
>>63457272
Of coursh
How did Blake, the hothead, know that Bruce was Batman because of his smile?
How, over decades of the prison's existence, did hundreds of able young men not manage to make a jump that a little girl made quite easily?
>>63456646
How did Joker set up those xbox hueg explosives on those boats?
>>63457585
because he too is an orphan
>>63457031
>a pit where men are thrown to suffer and die
Really?
>a TV in every cell
>fresh air coming in from above
>there are women in the prison, no need for gay rape
>you are allowed to try escaping, you get as many chances as you want. If you manage to do it you are free to leave, no one will kill you when you reach the top
The original line was
>"Time to check dubs!"
It was changed somehow
>>63457702
how did Bruce get home after escaping? wasn't the prison in the middle of nowhere?
Why did CIA want to know why Bane wore the mask more than anything else?
Why was literally ever member of the Gotham Police Department marched into the sewers again?
>Bruce Wayne has literally lost all his money and can't even keep the lights on
>The Wayne Mansion has its electricity paid for on a daily basis?
Why give a movie a realistic styling and then make every plot point absurd comic book logic?
>>63457809
how did 95% of the police lose their guns?
How does Bane plan to take away Gotham's "hope" with his bomb when he announces to them that he has it and it can blow at any time? How are the people supposed to appreciate their false hope when a bomb would kill them instantly?
>>63456844
I'm not a man.
>>63456844
More importantly why was Catwoman in this at all
>>63457585
Because he's John "Robin" "Hothead" Blake
Why did Gordon carry around his inflammatory and explosive confession speech in his coat pocket?
>>63457806
"Who hired you to grab Dr.Pavel?"
He fucking knew it was Bane
>>63456844
Am I a misogynist if I kind of wanted Catwoman to be sexier?
why did nobody mention the Joker?
>>63458105
Did you just fucking call brother a hired gun?
>>63458086
More importantly, why did anyone believe Bane? There is literally no evidence that Gordon wrote that.
>>63456646
Actually back in 2012 it was still iffy whether companies should embrace mobile due to the amount of resources required to put their assets their. Bane is actually showing how mobile is a is important to shaking up our current economy by making information available and decisions can be done right on your phone.
Why did the nice prison doctor treat the batman? Did every prisoner get a personal cell doctor along with their TV? How did the doctor manage to fix the batman's back by repeatedly punching it?
>>63458152
"Payed" fuck me. But whatever CIA thought he was a hired gun.
>>63457031
Because he's ex-MI6 you oblivious CUNT.
>>63458203
MI6? isn't that CIA's british cousin?
>I think you've got the wrong animal, sir!
What did he mean by this?
>>63458194
>Repeatedly
Didn't he just slam it once to get the spine back into place?
I know that you can fix a disjointed shoulder/knee by literally just slamming it back in but I don't know about a spine, and furthermore, Big Guy knee'd him in the spine, wouldn't that have fractured it, not dislocated it?
>>63458194
Not only that, but he also healed Batmans leg somehow
NO MORE DEAD COPS
I FOUND YOU GORDON. ONLY I KNOW WHAT SEWER YOU FELL INTO.
SEND EVERY COP IN THE FORCE INTO THE SEWERS LEL
DEATH OR EXILE LMAO?
I FAILED YOU MR AND MRS WAYNE CRIES
I FANTASIZE ABOUT YOU MR WAYNE
HIS ONLY CRIME WAS LOVING ME
I KNEW YOU WERE BATMAN THE MOMENT I SAW YOU <3
TAKE BACK YOUR CITY
HI MAGICAL DOCTOR HERE TO FIX YOUR BACK NO SWEAT
RIP IN PEACE TWO FACE ;_;
ILY RACHEL SOB SOB
ILY TALIA OHBABY
ILY SELINA EVEN DOE YOU KINDA THREW ME INTO THE PIT WITH BANE LOL
OH MY GODDDDD WHAT A CONVENIENTLY TIMED BOMB LOLOL
WHAT HAPPENS IF I TAKE OFF YOUR MASK? IT WOULD BE PAINFUL LOL
AMAZING GRACEEEEEEE
IT'S TOO LATE MY FATHERS PLAN IS IN EFFECT LOL DIES
PEW PEW BANE IS DEAD LEL
KABOOOOOM PRETTY EFFECTS IN THE FOOTBALL STADIUM :DDDDD
ROBIN? NICE NAME. THANKS
Why does the movie act like Bruce spent years at Batman? He was Batman for a few weeks in Begins. Dark Knight can't take place very much later, since the Joker is beginning to be well known by the end of BB but just making a big name by TDK. And we learn in TDKR that right after the death of Dent Batman disappeared. So really you're talking months.
I mean shit in the grand scheme of his life in these movies Bruce Wayne spent way more time fucking around in China than he ever did being Batman.
>>63458289
It would have fucking killed him in the first place or at the least paralyzed him for life.
You don't just go "train" and get your spine back into shape after it gets snapped over someone's knee.
>>63458392
What the fuck is that meal?
>>63458105
not only that but they knew he knew, because they were standing next to CIA when he learned who they were
>>63458368
but tdkr happens years after tdk
Why did this man think under the cabinet was a good place to hide?
>>63458415
The 2015 special
Spine?
>>63458443
Did you fucking read my post? We are told that right after Rachel and Dent died (IE right after the end of TDK) that Batman disappeared. So all those years were spent when he had already retired.
>>63458300
Batman also had bionic legs when he found Bane, and never tried kicking him
>>63458300
Batman's leg wound was healed by some mechanical brace he put on earlier in the movie.
>>63458512
He also never tried damaging his obviously important face mask until the second fight.
Batman in these movies is a retard with a black friend who gives him gadgets and a british friend who gives him information he gets magically.
After the batman inexplicably got back into Gotham, why did he spend hours drawing his own symbol on a bridge when he and the the rest of the city were literally against the clock with the giant bomb that threatened to blow up the city at a moments notice?
>>63458559
or making out with catwoman, with like 15 seconds left
>>63458559
I always assumed he had the hot head do it.
>>63458559
Because Nolan is a hack fraud?
>>63458415
the kind that keeps men around
>>63458546
Which Bane decided to let him keep? That was pretty nice of him. Are we sure Bane's actually that bad of a guy?
>>63457980
If I recall right, they had to give them up in order to receive food and other supplies while trapped. Though why they didn't just immediately kill the cops after disarming them I have no idea.
>>63458415
What's wrong with it?
>>63457108
>Do you feel a charge?
What did he mean by this?
>>63457988
Why would someone design a nuclear reactor that could be rigged to explode with just a few tweaks?
>>63458559
Because it looks cool. Why would he NOT do this?
>>63457702
Why didn't the prisoners (who appeared to live in more harmony than you find in regular prisons) build a rope ladder to bridge the 4ft distance that none of them could inexplicably jump?
>>63458649
Nope. I believe this is a case of your brain trying to fill in plotholes with false memories of better explanations.
>>63458722
>tfw my unconscious mind is a better writer than Nolan
>>63458671
Why does the nuclear reactor have a clock built in the direct middle?
If the reactor is going to explode because it's "decaying" why is that treated like a count down literally to the exact second?
>>63458115
no, you're a man
You could tell this scene, and well the entire overall plot was written two years before the movie came out, a lot of movies around that time had the whole Occupy theme
>>63458763
In fact I just checked the script, and Hothead even says the trapped cops not only have guns, but specifically "automatic weapons."
Why didn't the citizens of Gotham climb the measly pile of cars that blocked the city's exit tunnel?
>>63456844
Why would she say he's strange? She knows he's Bruce Wayne at this point and iirc didn't they already sleep in the house together?
>>63458655
You just know she's a whale of a bitch.
>>63458115
You're a misogynist for even looking at womyn
>>63458832
A better question is why isn't my tongue in her asshole?
>>63458689
Because of the nuclear bomb that was about to explode?
>>63458615
How would the hothead do it? He'd need a harness and some kind of flammable spray and it would take him like six hours.
>>63457272
>fuck batman, who killed your father
>make him cum inside you
>birth a child, make him the new Ra's Al-ghul
pretty nice plan
>>63458868
this is the only question ITT I care about.
Why did the batman only use his extremely effective bat darts on four henchmen all at once? Why didn't he use them on Bane in his first encounter?
>>63458832
There's some dumb dialogue that goes like this
>US Army Guy: You don't have enough men to stop 10 million people from trying to leave Gotham.
>Bane Guy: No, but you do.
Which of course is nonsense. There's no possible way the US would have enough troops in position to stop the immediate mass wave of panicked people fleeing as soon as Bane made his bomb announcement. Any attempt to stop them short of mass machine gunning them would be swamped more or less instantly.
>>63458960
>fuck batman, who killed your "girlfriend"
>make him cum inside you
>birth a child, make her your new girlfriend
superior plan coming through!
>>63458960
But if everything went according to plan she would have been blown up by the nuke too even though there was zero need for that.
In fact if everything went to plan Bruce would never have known she was evil. He would have just thought she was some chick he fucked.
>>63458415
Relatively speaking it's pretty healthy.
>>63458832
Fucking hell I forgot how good she looked in that tight leather fucking bondage gear.
>>63459057
Isn't she supposed to become pregnant by Bruce in the comics? It's probably their loose way of tying that in.
>>63457272
You got to think about it from her perspective. Shes out for revenge right? Not only does she want to continue her fathers plan by destroying the city he viewed as evil and corrupt, she also wants to get back at the man who killed her father.
She creates a new identity, gains the mans trust, becomes head of his company, gets him to cave in and show her the device SHE had HIM fund that would ultimately destroy gotham.
Bruce is completely and 100% oblivious to her true intentions, yet she knows basically everything about him including that hes batman. Does it hurt that Christian Bale is a pretty good looking dude who is also pretty shredded? Not at all. So why not add a little icing to the revenge cake and get him to dick you? I mean, if you were and her position and the person you were out to get was some fine ass bitch, wouldn't you take the opportunity to fuck her at some point before continuing with your plan?
>Time to go, Moe Byle!
Who?
Why did Bruce make Selina join him at the same cafe everyday in the vain hope that he could nod his head at his butler who may or may not turn up on any given day? Why couldn't he call Alfred?
>>63458655
>pan seared hot dogs
wow someone get her on top chef
>>63459144
They make delicious breakfast.
>>63459144
Why would he drink fernet branca if he wasn't planning on eating at all?
>>63459101
But within this movie, there was literally no reason for her to fuck Bruce. She'd already gained his trust completely. He had handed over the nuclear reactor to her.
It only vaguely makes sense if they ever expected to see him back in Gotham, which they didn't.
Does batman not see the hypocrisy or contradiction of having massive cannons on his bike when he doesn't believe in guns? Is it ok for other people to use those cannons to directly kill others?
Does batman not see the cognitive dissonance in using the turrets on his plane to shoot at a truck that crashes and kills people as a result?
>>63459688
The first time Batman makes his "I'm not going to kill anyone" statement he then beats the shit out of half a dozen people and leaves them in a building he just set on fire to certainly die. Hell he leaves the tied prisoner to die who he started the fire in the first place because he refused to kill him!
>>63459114
>I mean, if you were and her position and the person you were out to get was some fine ass bitch, wouldn't you take the opportunity to fuck her at some point before continuing with your plan?
I really don't think so, no. If some woman had killed a family member that I loved and I was so filled with hate that I wanted to kill a city full of people, I think the last thing I'd want to do is fuck her.
>>63459688
>le batman doesn't kill meme
>>63459974
He didn't kill him, the rope did. I'm sure that was literally his train of thought during this.
>So Bane has a hideout in the sewers commander, should we check it out?
>Yeah, send everyone
>everyone, sir?
>Yeah, everyone. And I mean fucking EVERYONE
>>63459144
Why hasn't anyone checked your dubs?
>>63459144
>implying Bruce didn't keep constant tabs on Alfred to make sure he was ok
>implying he didnt know exactly when he was going to the cafe
>>63456646
It didn't mean anything. The studio got paid to put that in as a subliminal way to get the views to switch to T-Mobile.
>>63457723
Bane gave Batman a TV to torture him with knowledge of Gotham's demise, and then he had to give every prisoner a TV so they wouldn't get upset.
>>63458415
The kind that proves the sex is amazing
>so we know Bane lives in the sewers, and the Wayne corp private armory of prototype military hardware is directly above one of the big sewer vaults (which we're aware of, because that would have to have come up while we were building it)
>anyway, should we take any kind of precautions against the army of fanatical death cultists directly underneath our feet who, given that they've already specifically targeted our company and are one of the few groups of people who might know your identity, probably know about and want to steal all our dangerous shit
>no it's fine, there's got to be at least three layers of brick down there, no one's getting through that
TDKR is simply an amazing movie. It is a complete fractal universe of shitty writing and ideas. No matter how far you dig there are still infinitely more layers of tinier shit to find. The prequels have nothing on this. A man could spend a lifetime digging into the depth of TDKR and still find new terrible revelations.
>>63461688
There should be a literary term for this
It seems normal the first time I watched it and the more attention I pay the less it makes ANY coherent sense at all
>>63461894
>>63461688
I can't believe I was so excited for it too.
>>63456844
did you watch the first fucking movie? you know, the one with the televised police chase where he was going on rooftops with the batmobile? also checkd
>>63458289
>>63458194
do you retards listen to the lines? all bane did was pop a vertebrae out of place.
