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Ezri did literally nothing wrong. Also, Star Trek thread?
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Ezri did literally nothing wrong.

Also, Star Trek thread?
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>>63454777

is that the illegal sniper rifle that buttflustered Trek fanboys/Starfleet?
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>>63454805
It's the most useful weapon ever invented that no one ever bothered to use.
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Hey look guys, an entirely self-contained gun that can kill anyone within 1km

Oh shit, better not take any to Cardassia Prime.
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>>63454777
Best Dax right there
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>>63455513

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>>63455513
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>>63454777
dax, what does your scouter say about garak's power level?
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>>63455513
This. Compare her and worst dax in 2015, worst dax is a busted old lady while ezri is still qt.
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>>63455513
Ezri has a fat face and is a midget.

Jadzia is a full-bodied, hot as fuck grown woman with a strong jaw, supple lips and fertile, child-bearing hips. Jadzia is the embodiment of womanhood.

It's not even close who's the best Dax
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>>63457210
Fuck. How hot would it to shove your cock down her throat? FUCK.
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>>63457383
You'd have to wrestle her down first. You think Jadzia would just take that sitting down?
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>>63457573
I wonder what her feet taste like.
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>people think Jadzia is best Dax

Embarrassing tbqh.
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>>63457897
No idea, I'm not a footfag. Her feet don't look to great though, unfortunately
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>>63457969
I'm sorry I'm not into women that look like 12 year old boys
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> We'll go back to Cardassia, Ziyal. We'll be safe there. You'll live with me, everything will be fine. We'll both be very happy together. I know you'll forgive me. After all, I am your father. And I forgive you... my precious girl...(breaks down weeping)

(hands baseball to Sisko)

And I forgive you, too.
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>>63458140
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>>63458335
That's rich
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>>63458373
Nice pic of Second Best Dax m8.
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Is Ross best admiral?
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What's the best alien design?
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>>63458995
Sorry, Nechayev is best admiral. Better luck next time!
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>>63459366
You make a valid point.
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>>63459366
>>63459589
more like best qt pie
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>implying young Pulaski
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>>63454777
I know Star Trek loves the "amazing technology they immediately forget about next episode" but that one has to take the cake.

Hell forget the gun and its transporter. Just to make the thing usable they introduce a perfect x-ray vision like sight never seen before or since.
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>>63454880
I mean the gun itself was made by Starfleet and was quickly made obsolete by some new phaser development. That butthurt Vulcan was the one who came up with the idea of putting x-ray goggles and a transporter on it (although it's hard to believe criminals hadn't come up with this idea before).
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>>63460003
That was bullshit too.

>It was designed a while ago to work in dampening fields since phasers don't
>But new phasers don't have that problem
>Multiple episodes of DS9 itself have shown phasers don't work in dampening fields

And the concept of transporters so small you could stick one on the rifle like it's a fucking handguard or something is also just in that episode.
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>>63458373
pls don't let this dax thread die
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>>63459854
It's probably really easy to counter.

The transporter doesn't work through shields, and the x-ray vision doesn't work when sensors are scrambled.
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>>63460678
>The transporter doesn't work through shields
Except when they do. And I'm not talking about when they technobabble their way through, I'm talking about when they straight up forget and just do it. One of the oldest rules in Star Trek and they can't get it right.
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>>63458218
what a whiney little spoonhead bitch
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>>63460773
Well this criticism doesn't apply to the episode in question, so I'm not sure why you're bringing it up.
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reminder Dukat did nothing wrong aside from perhaps being to leinient with the Bajoran terrorists, and except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off and when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised
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>>63460824
Weyoun pls go.
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>>63457969
it's embarrassing that you prepubescent virgins think that the fat-faced midget is worth mentioning
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>>63460831
In the episode in question they never think to put up a transporter scattering field or jam the x-ray vision.
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>>63462124
They also don't figure out that the killer is using a transporter gun with x-ray vision until close to the end, IIRC.
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which voyager episodes don't suck ass?

Don't say Year of Hell, because undoing everything with time travel button sucks.

The Void does offer a plot in an isolated desolate space, too, but how they get out is pretty deus ex machina, too.

Blink of an Eye is good, but it's an obvious rehash.
Author, Author is good, but it's an obvious rehash.
Body and Soul is meme episode.
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>>63462265
Living Witness and Death Wish are my go-to examples of Voyager being not ~entirely~ bad.
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>>63458995
>>63459366
The only two admirals who didn't end up either corrupt and in jail or dead.
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>>63458218
I liked how he broke down over her death rather than over losing the battle. Wouldn't have expected that particular straw to break his back
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>>63462265
Latent Image ALL DAY
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>>63462265
Equinox Pt 1 & 2
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>>63462265
An incomplete list of my favorite Voyager episodes.

>Before and After
>Scorpion
>Nemesis
>Message in a Bottle
>Living Witness
>Memorial
>Life Line
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>>63462265
>The Void
>Check Memory Alpha to remind myself which one that is
>Memorable Quotes
>"Preparing meals myself is the best way to ensure quality." - Seven of Nine

God fucking damnit
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>>63462850
>EMH has his ethical subroutine disabled
>this somehow means that his friendship subroutine, loyalty subroutine and free will subroutine are all disabled too
Nice job, writers. Nice. Nice. Real nice.
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>>63462972
This is coming from genius Hollywood writers that think you can just have an "ethical subroutine", whatever the fuck that means, as if an actual AI wouldn't be this monstrous interconnectivity of billions of lines of spaghetti code all constantly reorganizing itself and tweaking itself.
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>>63462972
>Voyager writes
>having any sort of narrative consistency

Pick one, they were hacks who wasted a very good cast.

Based RDM let them have it.

http://www.lcarscom.net/rdm1000118.htm
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>>63463087

Ahh thanks for reposting that, I lost my bookmark. You can really see how that influenced (most) of his BSG run.
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>>63462583
this was a little before he became nothing more than a body for a pawraith to inhabit
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>>63463087
>http://www.lcarscom.net/rdm1000118.htm

>star trek
>good writing

please anon these are the same people that kill off people by constantly exploding consoles in theirfaces
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>>63463193
>"The continuity of the show is completely haphazard. It’s haphazard by design. It’s not like they are trying desperately to maintain continuity of the show. They don’t care, and they’ll tell you flat out that they don’t care. Well, that is misreading the core audience. The STAR TREK, hardcore audience loves continuity; they love accumulating data on these ships. They love knitting together all the little pieces, and compiling lists, and doing trivia. That’s been a staple of the STAR TREK culture from the get-go. People really love the details. They love the fact that the details all add up and make one mosaic, and that the universe holds together. When you don’t give a shit, you’re telling the audience: don’t bother. Don’t bother to really learn this stuff, because it’s not going to matter next week, anything that happened this week."

I pray to Gene Roddenberry's ghost that the showrunners for the new series read and understand this.
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>>63463359

enterprise had constant continuity and it fucking sucked

barely any character building all just oh no the earth

whereas firefly was all world building, all characters. and it was amazing.
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>>63457573
>tfw the thumbnail looks like a dude
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>>63463644
Fuck Firefly. Fuck that faux-nerd shit, fuck Nathan Fillion, Fuck Felicia Day
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>>63463840
Well, gosh, I can see that you're in a bad mood today.
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>>63463822
On what fucking planet do you live?
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>>63463865
You don't see it?

Jadzia and Ezri both are slightly androgynous. My headcanon is that the Trill are supposed to be all like that.
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>>63463840

sheesh anon take a chill pill nathon is the shit.
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>>63463865

The planet where that's the worst fucking picture of her ever taken.

You like that photo of her? I've got bad news for you...
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Remember that time when O'Brien was killed off and replaced with a version of himself from the future?
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>>63463865
Come on, she could easily be mistaken for late 80s John Stamos in that picture.
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>>63459366
>>63459589
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>>63463860
>>63463909
No fuck Firefly. That show was fucking garbage and the endless parade of fake nerds lavishing praise on it just to fit in with the new Chic Geek crowd is disgusting.

Firefly is a shitty Western in space
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>>63464008

>Firefly is a shitty Western in space

still better than enterprise
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>arguing over Daxes instead of just posting best trek girl
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>>63464008
And here you are faking outrage just to "fit in" with the 4chan hivemind. Us Patrician TRUE Nerds, amirite, huh?

>Western in space
Ever hear of "Wagon Train to the stars"? How about "The Rifleman in space"?
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>>63454777
>Ezri did literally nothing
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Are any of the Star Trek novels worth reading?
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>>63462265
whichever one has the Doctor go down to a planet where time moves faster

Made me feel things
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>>63463644
>enterprise had constant continuity

Weak b8 m8.

Enterprise raped continuity until the 4th season.
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>>63457969
Get rekt nigger, best dax coming thru.
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>>63454777
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>>63464087
INCORRECT
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>>63464134

It's been a few years but for the most part...absolutely not. If it came in a hard-cover you've got a 50/50 shot of it not being terrible depending on the author (I remember the Friedmans being ok), otherwise it's junk churned out as fast they could get authors to write them.

The few penned by Shatner post Generations are good in a horrible way as it's basically him with a ghost writer writing Capt. Kirk fan-fiction.

I do have a soft spot of Shadows on the Sun though as it's a backstory for McCoy.
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What a fucking beautiful ship
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>>63464201
what a fucking babe
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>>63464243
>mole face
>best girl

Pick one.
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>>63464291
DELETE THIS
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>>63464278
Only from below.

Look at the stardrive section from above and you'll vomit.
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Cardassians did nothing wrong, and the Bajorans were a bunch of savages who had terrorism in their blood.
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>>63460003
did she also come up with the idea of being a qt?
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Has anyone made an episode guide for Enterprise yet?
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>>63464424
How to Watch Enterprise in One Easy Step:
1 - Don't.
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>>63462583
Dukat proved before that he could take a defeat standing up and recover from it.
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>>63464087
>would bang after she bakes me a pie-tier
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>>63464424
if the episode description contains the words suliban or xindi, don't watch it

recommended: augment and mirror universe episodes
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>>63464464
It's time for this meme to die friend.
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>>63454777
Literally worst Dax.
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>>63464553
Joran though.
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>>63457573
>You'd have to wrestle her down first. You think Jadzia would just take that sitting down?
That just makes it better.
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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
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>>63464424

>needing an episode guide

i'll never know
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>>63464466

he didnt recover from it though. he went demon bonkers.
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>>63464611
>you will never Anbo-Jyutsu with Jadzia
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu. :(
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>you will never see another character rape on the scale of what they did to Picard ever again
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What is the best Star Trek couple of all time, and why is it Trip and T'Pol?
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>>63464757
But Kirk hated the Klingons, we need to make Picard have an entire species he hates!
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>>63464757
>they don't change before entering the holodeck but somehow they have different clothes
>"I disengaged the safety protocols"
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>>63464762
Odo/Quark, also known as "Odork".
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>>63464873

go away frog faggot
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>>63464757

plinkett please

everyone not on contrarian forums likes first contact
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>Seek out new life and civilizations
>Go where no one has gone before

Literally did nothing wrong.
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>>63465010
But 4chan is a contrarian forum.
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>>63462265
>Doesn't like the best Voyager episode featuring Captain of the Time Ship Red Foreman
>Posts a picture of worst doctor

Top pleb m8
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I love the ones that do wrong in Bradberry's Mary Sue environment.

Deep Six 9 excluded, obviously.
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>>63465286
>worst doctor
Crusher though.
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>>63465369
The only thing she did wrong was birthing Wesley.

She was pretty neutral background doctor. Also somewhat cute.

Holo doctor was annoying as fuck. Also ugly and bald.
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>>63465010
>le you only hate le prequels and le tng star trek because of le plinkett

Fucking kill yourself you worthless subhuman.
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It's a terrorists use a teleporter that can pass through shields and no one thinks of using it as a weapon to teleport torpedoes onboard ships episode.
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>>63464663
I was gonna make one senpai. If /tv/ will help me. Let's see if we can do S1.

I need summaries and ratings.

Acceptance quality levels:

Amazing
Good
Average
Shit
Beyond shit
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>>63464087
nah
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>>63462265
also the one with nog and chuckles camping out in a cave. one of the few times kazon episodes werent boring, along with when wormtongue murdlerized a bunch.
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>>63462265
also, i need to take the time to compile a list but tons of voyager episodes are rehashes of tng episodes, and a few of the earliest tng episodes are rehashes of tos episodes.
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>>63466053
I believe in you, Anon. You can do it.

And, in fact, if you do do this, then I'll finally finish the TNG Spectrum Guide too.
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>>63466138

I want to assimilate all over her labia majora
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>>63459241
Realer than real life.
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>>63459241
is that kiff and zap brannigan?
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>>63466496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzatSko7FeQ
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>>63466675
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>>63458995
>daily reminder that Enterprise was a good Trek
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>>63466328
I don't have the passion desu. I'll try to get get /tv/ to do some of the work for me for a while then I'll pitch in or give up.
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>>63459241
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>>63467105
Am I the only one who was not bothered by the appearance of these aylmaos? Everybody else laughs at them, but I think they look cool.
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>>63467143
It was nice that they tried something different I suppose.
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>>63459366

the fact that she was kind of a cunt made her even more attractive
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>>63454777
>According to Memory Alpha, the USS Voyager, which should've started off with 140 Starfleet crewmembers + 10 or so Maquis and then had the number decrease during the journey because of deaths, actually had a crew numbering close to 300
Did the writers ever communicate with each other? Especially by the 5th season, details in Voyager get muddled and characters from earlier seasons get forgotten about, resulting in more crewmembers that never existed before being pulled out of the writers' asses.
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>>63467287
Have some free torpedoes, farn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k
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>>63467287
>my show about space travelers fighting aliens and robot zombies across the galaxy isnt realistic enough.
you autistic, son?
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>>63467287
I thought the crew compliment was said to be around 150 somewhere in season 1? Either way, the writers definitely were on entirely different pages, and there was a ton of executive meddling. The amount of plot holes and continuity errors are off the charts, and the characters change depending on who is writing them--especially Janeway. The show went through something like 12 shuttles and 2 delta flyers as well. It's ridiculous.
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>>63467474
is there any reason they couldn't replicate new ones?
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>>63467552
They were supposed to be low on resources and fighting for survival.
Instead it became a TNG clone following the adventures of a 7-person crew with a variety of background no-names who transfer on and off the ship, holodeck adventures, shuttle crashes, non-corporeal alien possessions, etc...
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>>63462265
I like can say I almost love all of them. Voyage is so good.
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>>63467677
There's coffee in your lies.
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>>63464087
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>>63467552
Not really, but if the writers had cared about these details they would have at least mentioned it in a log entry. They make no attempt to explain anything.

There are so many episodes where Voyager is low on power, followed by episodes where power is not a concern, or where Voyager had maps downloaded into their computer followed by episodes where they are lost and flying blind. One week they are desperate to keep the lights on, next week they have enough energy to spend 2 years flying through an empty void on nothing but replicated food. Not even the slightest attempt at consistency, and all it would take is a 2 second blurb in the opening log entry.
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>>63467698
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>>63466053

the autism is amazing

this is the kind of shit you do at 10 years old and then grow out of.
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>>63467287

HOW DOES THIS KEEP BEING HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE TO GRASP

THE WRITERS FOR EVERY STAR TREK WERE FUCKING MORONS THAT MIRACULOUSLY GOT LUCKY BECAUSE OF GOOD ACTORS

JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING MOOON
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>>63468242
But all the actors on Voyager are shitty except Robert Picardo
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>>63468242
How does this keep being hard for you to grasp?

Each Star Trek had a different set of writers. Some Star Treks had better writers than other Star Treks. Some Star Treks had worse writers.

Voyager (and Enterprise) were the unlucky Star Treks.
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>>63468065
Wow, rude.

Who hurt you?
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>>63468402
Voyager under Brannon Braga and Kenneth Biller was when it was at its worst.
At least the earlier seasons with Michael Piller and Jeri Taylor showed they tried to care about it.
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>>63468652
Michael Piller was too good for this world, too pure.
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>>63468713
I'd like to know what his original story outline for Insurrection was before it was rewritten and rewritten in the hands of Berman and Patrick Stewart himself who demanded "more action and sex for Picard"
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>>63468763
Did you read his book?

I started but I never finished. IIRC the outline is in there though.
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>>63468763
picard did that??
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>>63468826
Star Trek: Insurrection
>Associate Producer: Patrick Stewart
>Co-Producer: Peter Lauritson
>Executive Producer: Martin Hornstein
>Producer: Rick Berman
>Story: Rick Berman & Michael Piller
>Screenplay: Michael Piller
>Director: Jonathan Frakes
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>>63468826
Stewart's demands for Insurrection:
>must sing (accepted)
>must dance (accepted)
>must drive a dune buggy (rejected)
>must have a love interest with a fetish for bald men (accepted)
>must have an on-camera sex scene (rejected)
>must bake an erotic cake (rejected)
>must disobey orders and superior officer (accepted)
>must turn down a promotion in order to stay with his crew (rejected)
>must have a witty line like "Time's up!" against the adversary (accepted)
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>>63469016
i will always love the character of picard, but stewart is kinda a flaky dum dum in real life.
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>>63468401
Give a good actor a bad script and he will give you a bad performance.
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>>63468652
Jeri Taylor episodes are the worst. I'd rather watch Threshold than Innocence.
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>>63469294
>>63468401
hows the circlejerk tonite boyos?
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>>63469432
Are you lonely, Anon?
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>>63468402
Voyager and Enterprise are my favorite treks tho. In that very same order.

>Voy>ENT>TNG>TOS>DS9

When I watch Voyager I feel like I wanna be a part of their family. I feel a connection with not all but most of the characters.
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>>63469505
I'm sorry.
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>>63469463
surprised you could type back, what with the dick of the other voyager hating spergs in your mouth, just like in EVERY. OTHER. THREAD. gonna repost that pic of the threshold salamanders now? :)
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>>63469643
I sense anger and frustration behind your posts. If you don't enjoy Star Trek threads then why do you continue to participate in Star Trek threads?
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>>63469686
please. i love star trek, but you and your kind come here to sperg out on how much you hate janeway cus she touched you down there in your no-no place.
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>>63459241
These guys were pretty cool
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>>63469799
If you want a hugbox where nobody is allowed to hurt your feelings by criticizing your waifus, maybe you should try Reddit.
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>>63469912
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>>63469929
please. its not about waifus, its about your spergy, negative shitposting every single thread, and you know it. you just wanna pretend otherwise kek.
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>>63469912
>>63470016

>dat feel when no updated Gorn

I'd like to see kirk try to double axe handle these guys.
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>>63470115
We were talking about Star Trek until you came along.

You derailed the conversation, and now we're not talking about Star Trek, but rather we're talking about each other.

To be honest, this means that you are the largest cause of shitposting in these threads.

Think about that, maybe?
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>>63469528
Don't be sorry I'm really warm, cozy and happy right now .
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>>63469912
>>63470016
Looks like those niggas in Mass effect
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>>63455513

But not the best Ezri.
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>>63469799
That blury image just made me laugh.
>You will never be a busty Seven of nine borg while Janeway touches your no-no places
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>>63470244
I just worry about you, Anon. I don't know if it was you, but whoever wrote >>63468242 must be having a really bad day. Or a really bad life.
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>>63470221
no, you were bitching about voyager, like you do every single thread. i pointed it out and your butthurt is obviously astronomical. thats all.
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>>63470397
>you were bitching about voyager
Voyager is a Star Trek. Posting about Voyager is on-topic for a Star Trek thread.

>i pointed it out
4chan posters are not Star Trek. Posting about 4channers is off-topic for a Star Trek thread.

Since you don't want us to talk about Star Trek, you would probably be happier elsewhere.
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>>63470364
I didn't write this >>63468242

>>63470299
I remember this actress best from an episode of The Outer Limits that I watched as a child in the 90s.
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>>63470492
hory shit i know you kek. youre the faggot who takes it personally every time it turns into a voyager/ds9 shitstorm in these threads. you always argue youre right in shitposting because youre only criticizing the show, not the posters, even though youre trying to offend anyone who likes voyager. I KNOW YOU KEK.
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>>63470397
Good taste in waifus anon.
Bad taste in Star Trek.
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>>63469799
>>63470299
How many dubs of nine can one thread give
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>>63470584
and youre the ro poster kek
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>>63470573
Quick Question: Do you believe that you are not shitposting?
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All I want for Christmas this year is Voyager on Blu-ray.
Come one Viacom stop holding out on us!
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>>63470634
i made one observation and you cant drop it so i'm just replying. angry i interrupted the usual circlejerk?
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>>63470638
hnnng that 7, she looks like a present you wanna unwrap
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>>63470638
I would also like to be disappointed in crystal-clear high definition.
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>>63470649
I don't mean your first post. I mean these posts, right now. Do you believe that you are not shitposting?
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>>63470697
and i'm pointing out i'm just replying, its you who couldnt handle the first post. :)
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>>63470666
Trips don't lie. Seven truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
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>>63470761
Time and time again.
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>>63464686

Blame the writers for that.

According to them, they never planned or expected so many people to actually like Dukat and cheer for him against everyone else.

So they turned him into a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
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>it's a gang of terrorists take over the ship/station and a not-quite-main character needs serious medical attention but the terrorists won't allow it episode
why they gotta have non-comfy eps like this
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>>63470761
>>63470788

in b4 Obama drama

>>63470923

How you like that Duet, pal?
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>>63470923
>yfw sisko and co did this to the founder in the crashed jem'hadar ship
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>>63470944
I'm not him but Duet is one of the best episodes in all of Star Trek. I'm not even a DS9fag and I have to admit this. Extremely captivating and engaging. Probably the most emotionally involved I've ever been in a Star Trek episode.
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>>63464278
1701 refit is best girl.
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>>63470944
>Obama drama
Hey now how do you know me that well?
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>>63471139

Almost every time 7 of 9 gets mentioned someone talks about how she "sabotaged" the competition, it's not her fault the guy was a sexual degenerate
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>>63470923
I don't know. Sometimes I just don't know
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>>63467921
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>>63467698

There was no lie. Search for the coffee somewhere else anon.
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>>63471262
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fuck

yeah, i would
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>>63470244
would you?
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>>63471305
Someone get me a bag to put over her face and I'm in.
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>>63471289
Could I use a time machine to go back to when she was in prime
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>>63464757
explain this
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>>63471383
TNG movies are abject unequivocal shit, it's not news
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>>63471305

Klingon women are the final frontier baby, the only thing on par with that is an Andorian

>that was an enjoyable sexual encounter, Anon, your rhythmic thrust brought me to orgasm several times. Unfortunately I have no time for cuddles, as I must report to engineering.perhaps when next we meet you can teach me the pleasures of anal, I am quite confident in the tightness of my sphincter.
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>>63471333
more like she'd put the bag over your face and punch you till you're unconscious
hot
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>>63467060
That episode is full of NOPE moments
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>>63471396

I stand by saying Genearations is the only good TNG movie.
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>>63471401
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>>63471427
why dont you like first contact?
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>>63471424
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>>63469799
>tfw you will never be molested by Janewah

Not fair t.b.h.
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>>63471457
LOOKS LIKE YA BROKE YA TOY SHIP, CAPTAIN
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>>63471488
racist
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>>63471484
>you will never be Seven of Nine.
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Data's Spaghetti
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>>63471521

>Captain I did not drink your caffeinated beverage, you will find no residual traces on my breath
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>>63471488
>he dun din nuffin wrong tho!
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>>63471457

It doesn't even feel like a real Star Trek movie. It's like a vampire/body snatchers movie with Star Trek stuff pasted over it.

Vengeance Picard was out of character, and I think it's first contact with Vulcans origin story fucking blew. Hated Zephram Cochrane and him being an unlikable drunked buffoon.


Like, the space battle was really cool, the suspense of the inexorable Borg takeover of the Enterprise was very good, and it had the first appearance of good Worf (instead of the shitty DS9 Worf) in years, but not enough to balance out what I didn't like.
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>>63471521
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>>63471560
>Picard was out of character,
That's right Mr Plinkett
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>>63471289

I'd do Evil Janeway.
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S I S K O E D
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>>63471611
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I'm watching TNG on Netflix. It's my first experience with Star Trek and it's pretty shit. I'm about 7 episodes in but I have faith this gets better.

Patrick Stewart's the only good thing so far.
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>>63471641
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>>63471026
The Vorta bitch in that episode would get my diplomatic privileges if you know what I mean.
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>>63471664
every star trek kinda sucks the first couple seasons.
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>>63471664
anon I couldn't get past the first few episodes from the first season. Just skip to season for. Once the kid is off the show it gets a lot better!
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>>63471676
no, i do not know what you mean
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>>63471711
>Just skip to season for
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>>63471722
Sorry I meant to say four.
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>>63463932
So much bad shit happened to O'Brien that you could be making this up and I'd still believe it.
Honestly, the man's life is a joke from his first appearance onward.
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>>63462265
Learning curve
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jjchopper deleted all the Seven and Janeway pictures
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