What would you do if you had his power?
>>63452102
I'd be a huge moralfag just pretending to be a hobo fixing shit on the street
Is Broadchurch worth watching?
Heal the world, make it a better place.
Rape and stay under the radar. I wouldn't come within a mile of super people like Jessica. I'd get some rich folks to give me money, but not billions. If I could I'd probably live in a 5 star hotel, eat the best food, and instead of fapping 3 times a day I'd rape 3 girls a day.
>>63452144
4 u and 4 me and the entire white race
>>63452102
this guy looks so much like a little rat it's not even funny anymore
Convince Trump and his followers to jump in the fucking sea.
Why does a guy that's fucked literally the most attractive women in the world (presumably) fall in love with someone as ugly as Kristin Ritter?
I didn't watch the show, how exactly does his power work? Is it short range or does it work on phone and shit too?
>>63452102Rape you, OP
>>63452241
We all want what we can't have
I'd probably try and be subtle. Instead of walking up to a girl and saying 'you want to come home with me, don't you?' I'd make her find my jokes funnier than they actually are, and myself more charming than I actually am. They say that people 'want' to do what he tells them to do, so unless you made them do something out of character, they won't know you ever mind-controlled them. Just tip the odds in your favour a bit.
what wouldn`t you do to be honest family
>>63452136
Yeah season 1 is goat
>>63452251
Only in person. I don't if it's like that in the comics, but in the show it's some kind of microbe that he excretes or some shit like that. Same breathing space basically. He improves the range it at the end of the season with injections and practice
>>63452251
It has to be done in person, and only in a fairly short range. I think it's done by a virus or pheromones or something, and if you go somewhere else he'll still have an effect on you for 12 hrs
>>63452102
Later on in the series they make it seem like people remember basically everything he told them so I dunno how you would get away with anything without killing 20 people a day.
>>63452184
yo that's fucked up homie
I don't know, short term mind control is only really good for getting shit for free, and I don't really want anything I can't already afford and would feel bad about using it for sex
>>63452332
>>63452333
So it really is only good for petty crimes or small good deeds rather than absurd shit like city wide orgies.
>ITT: "unique" contrarian redditors thinking they will surprise us with their responses.
>>63452102
I would probably fuck everything that moved. If i ever got bored i would get into politics
I'd bane post on /tv/
>>63452241
he has an ugly-foot fetish
I'd live comfortably never having to pay for anything, but never take it anywhere further than that.
>>63452241
From a logical standpoint if you fuck literal 10/10's you'll eventually get bored. Its something like /mlp/ or /h/, they watched so much regular porn that their weiners that they eventually got bored of it and they found something more exciting and fucked up.
>>63452429
You're fucked up
>>63452102
Tell the world to never go see Star Wars the force awakens
I'd probably cause wars just for the hell of it
>>63452333
Itsvocal cord parasites
>>63452102
Make people love the movies I love and hate the movies I hate.
>>63452662
explain?
>>63452801
Not wanting free sex? You wouldn't even have to take it by force, just tell her she liked it.
>>63452102
Step 1: got to Rome and tell the pope step down and name me pope
Step 2: go on tv
Step 3: call for crusade
>>63452837
thats still rape you doof
>>63452727COP U LAY SHUN
>>63452466
The effects hold up for 6 hours in the beginning but get boosted to 24 hours.
24 hours is enough to permanently hold control over people
>>63452184
i'd do this. just travel around the world quietly mooching off the rich and having rape orgies.
>>63452298
That's some Dennis shit right there
>>63452901
perhaps you're on the wrong website...
>>63452995
At least that's no longer rape and she won't feel that way afterwards. Having his abilities it's the best you can do really
>>63452184
me to
>>63452392
you'd have to travel a lot obviously.
And then again, nobody believes them so the only threat is the people you've controlled and the very few that might believe their fairytail of a main that took control of them.
Ask people to leave me alone or shut up
Travel, rape and kill everything.
Or just do what I'm doing right now justfor freebecause all that shit sounds like a hassle.
I'd do so many things I wish I could do
First thing is to force some qts into having sex with me
>>63453114
gives a whole new meaning to that maymay
>>63452102
Steal from the rich and give to the poor (not niggers)
>>63453129
But, Anon. You can do those things now. All you need is a gun.
Is it actually rape? You can tell her/him/it to just give consent or if that doesn't count then do that slower version of it like >>63452298 said to make everyone "naturally" like/love you over the course of some time. Same shit different road.
>>63453302
Gun is a well known comic book superpower.
>>63453438
people downplay how easy it is to manipulate people. advertising has been doing it successfully for decades.
>>63452102
Grow hair back
I'd fuck David Tennant.
>>63452136
season 1 was great, season 2 should never have happened, but all will be forgiven if Tennant has a sex scene in season 3.
force people to be friends with me
>>63452102
go back in time and suck my own dick, then kill the faggot who invented dr. who gives a fuck
Eat ice cream out of Scarlett Johannson's asshole.
>>63452298
I don't think it would be as easy as you make it out to be, you have to know each person you use this on. I mean for example you tell a racist joke that you think is funny and make the person in front of you think it's funny but maybe that person hates those kinds of jokes so when the effect wears off she will wonder why the fuck she liked or laughed at a joke she doesn't like both in general and specifically. Or maybe she will wonder why she finds attractive, during the period you are together, someone she normally finds ugly.
All this shit little by little will compile at some point unless you are controlling her every day forever and ever in which case you might as well go all out from day 1.
>>63453594
I'm on board with this.
Tell every black or Muslim person I see to go kill as many blacks or Muslims as they can and then kill themselves.
????
Profit
>>63453438
>Is it actually rape?
Yes because he's making them consent. That's not real consent.
>>63453667
they've been doing that without anyone telling them for years.
population still growing
>>63453678
at what point does subtle coercion become forced consent?
Finally someone comes up with a villain who doesn't murder and enslave people out of some ridiculous notion that he's saving humanity by doing so, and they waste it on a this feminist propaganda
say if you make someone give you their money and do shit for you and then say "you will forget everything"
will they forget everything? or will they still be remember and be traumatized after the powers wear off on them?
>>63453667
They already kill each other and blown themselves up anyway.
>>63453734
Chemically inducing the response would be a good line.
>>63453806
so cologne is rape?
>>63453734
At the point you start with the implications
>>63453806
>>Chemically inducing the response would be a good line.
Hmmmmm, you mean like hormones? Wow, that means that every house on this earth is a prison and everyone is a rapist. Deep.
>>63453734
You would still be using your power on her to sleep with her, so it'd still be rape, but by using subtle coercion you'd be less likely to actually be accused of rape because the woman you raped might just think it was her making the decision to sleep with you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill
How would you deal with it, /tv/?
>>63453783
>will they still be remember and be traumatized after the powers wear off on them?
Yes, this.
>>63453870
except you can easily resist hormones, this guys powers can make you do anything he wants
>>63452222
or better yet, make all muslims suicide and save the world.
>>63453982
>easily
What planet are you from mr ayy lmao? You clearly haven't met another human in your life if you think that most people can control their dick/urges.
If that was the case humanity would be extinct because nobody would ever have sex, if urges were "easily controled".
>>63452102
I would find a way to meet someone filthy rich and tell them to sign a legally-binding contract to give me a million dollars and make them honor it. Then I'd just retire and do whatever I wanted. If he tried to come after me he'd have no recourse because he signed a contract and can't prove he was under mind control or duress of any kind.
>>63453642
I don't generally tell racist jokes to girls Im trying to impress. And I'm not telling about relationships
>>63453982
>except you can easily resist hormones
ask me how i know you aren't a woman.
>>63452102
Make kikes kill themselves.
>>63454096
the point is you can resist hormones but you can't resist kilgrave and have to do anything he says
>>63453982
>except you can easily resist hormones
Men can, woman barely
Barely becomes absolutely not when drunk.
>>63454137
>I don't generally tell racist jokes to girls Im trying to impress
That was just an example, "it" could be anything. You don't know what everyone likes and dislikes or what stupid little thing you do that should elicit X responce out of the person normally but since everything you do is something they like (since they are under your power even a little bit) they do Y so later on when they aren't under your power they might think "Why did I do Y when I normally do X?".
Unless you are so prude in your usage of the power you let yourself fail and make somebody dislike you if you fuck up too much. If that is the case then I hardly see the point of having the power to begin with.
