If /tv/ was a movie, who would the villain be?
/tv/ itself.
Taste.
/pol/
the enemy within
The plot will be about protecting Baneposting and Sheevposting from becoming epic maymays posted all over the internet
Something involving pouring orange juice onto other people.
>>63450086
/sp/ and /v/ are the comic relief henchmen
Women, Blacks, whoever these neckbeards feel threatened by that week
>>63449967
/tv/ would have a twin and they would be totally alike, but at the same time massive contrarians. So they would basically disagree and bitch at each other all the time, just because they couldn't handle the other being right about something.
If /tv/ was a movie, /co/ would be the sidekick that turn villain at the third act.
like that shitty live action scooby doo movie.
The script would be written like a capemovie, except that the invaders are capeshit posters, CIA man would be our only ally.
No villain, it would be a depressing character study on a self-hating man who can't overcomehis childish rage at inconsequential things in the movies he constantly watches. As the movie goes on the line between reality and fiction is blurred as he has consersations with fictional characters, the climax is /tv/ being on the plane at the beginning of TDKR, at first he laughs insanely at the whole scene but realizes the plane will crash and jumps out with a parachute, not realizing it's all a delusion and he's just jumped out of his 5th storey apartment windowwith no survivors
>>63449967
/film/
an autistic redditarian le unpaid janitor who hates young girls would be the villain
>>63449967
Malick and the most scary part would be knowing some fa/tv/irgins actually support him
>>63450256
/co/ is the manic pixie dream girl
>>63449967
I would be the villain
Who'd be the protagonist?
>>63450885
Brendan Fraser
>>63449967
john oliver would try and stop our heroes in a mid-film fightscene
>>63450458
A better ending would be /tv/ getting stuck on the plane, waiting for a crash that never comes. Then CIA turns toward him and say "you're an old guy". /tv/ suddenly realizes he's grown old shitposting in front of his computer and, resigned to his fate, answer "for you".
His last and unique moment of happiness is realizing that the plane has finally started falling and that his pathetic existence is at an end.
>>63450885
Do you really need to ask?
>>63451010
Old anon is played by Brendan Fraser
>>63450885
The one and only.
>>63449967
The hotheads
Brendan Fraser. /tv/ ruined his birthday, taking the last nice thing he had. Now he wants revenge.
>>63449967
Someone who wants to stop c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏king.
