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Let's guess what'll happen after the premiere?
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A bunch of yes men and drooling fanboys will boost his ego saying he saved SW. He'll think he is a god to cinema and his detractors will be labeled as racists or anti-semite.
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>>63447431
hello reddit
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>>63447431
They laugh all the way to the bank.
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>>63447540
Unfortunately, this.
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>>63447555
Hey real redditor
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>>63447431
A 70% score on Rotten Tomatoes which will lead to Star Wars fags sending death threats to critics. Eventually one of these critics will be a woman and TheMarySue will write an article about it.
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>JJ, how would you like your final cut?
JUST PC MY SHIT UP
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JJ will do nothing wrong
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>>63447431
Twats will say it's the best movie of all time until RLM release a half in the bag where Mike and Jay say it was OK, at which point there will be a divide, where all of a sudden people who previously claimed it was GOTY will now be regurgitating what they heard on HITB. The ones who don't watch HITB will continue to call it the 'best movie evar' and so a shitstorm of arguments will begin, lasting years if not decades.
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>>63447721
>>63447695
>10 posts
>9 IPs

Fuck off JJ
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>>63447721
He'll make black people like Star Wars too, and it's not like Lucas didn't try.
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>>63447695
>>63447721
Nice one faggot. Think you're cool sameposting, don't you?
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He'll be hailed as the savior of the franchise. The chosen one, if you will.
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>>63447654
This is accurate.
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>>63447741
No one cares about them but you.
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>>63447695
>prejudice against skeletons
It's 2015, come on
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>>63447849
EVERYBODY, MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, THIS GUY WANTS SUM SAFE SPACE
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97% on RT over 250 reviews.

3% lost due to snap zooms.
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>>63447540
>he saved SW
Saved Social Warfare more like.
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This fucking dude directed Star Trek and Star Wars, the two top sagas. How? Is it only because he is a jew? If I was on his shoes my ego would be fucking huge by nom
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>>63447431
Nothing will happen. Anyone racially insecure enough to hate this film won't have the confidence to do anything in the real world. /pol/ in a nutshell.
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>>63448674
>The only reason someone would dislike Star Wars is if they were racially insecure
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>>63447540
>A bunch of yes men and drooling fanboys will boost his ego saying he saved SW

They'll say that at first, but 10 years later people will look back and say he only kept SW safe.

JJ is a waiter bringing you your food. He didn't drop the plate, but the service wasn't stellar either. You enjoy your meal and tip him normally.

You ordered the crab legs.
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>>63448727
>he's blind

How are you even typing?
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>>63447540
He'll have nowhere to go but down after this
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>>63448811
Is this a joke about Rey looking like a xenomorph and she's having crab face babies?
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Why isn't he on ethnicelebs?
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>>63448938
>Daisy Ridley
>Ridley Scott
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