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Who is the best Landis? John "Up to my knees in dead children" Landis or Max "If she can't orgasm I won't date her" Landis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yo6bOgtzSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvEcAaZHvE


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>>63446330
Max "Pop a molly, fuck her on the dolly" Landis is the superior being.
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Max Landis is basically a perfect human being, he finally made Reddit Letter Media watchable.
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Is it true? >>63446830
>>63446783
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>>63447009
Yes, it's been their best content in a long time.
He'd better be in the next Plinkett review
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>>63446330
Fuck off, Max
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>>63447124
Why do you hate Max? He's trying to save film, why not support him?
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Asides from the dead children, John Landis made some great films and he's great to listen to in interview

so him
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One I want to strangle and one I want to torture. Soooo I guess neither of them? John gave us some good movies so I guess John is better. Just slightly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RWMc-EdDRY&t=15m55s

max confirmed for teevee
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>>63447899
I really like his youtube stuff, I wish he'd do more stuff like the most recent video with him talking about that cunt talking shit about him to his face because she didn't realize who he was.
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Welcome to the hourly Max Landis everybody! Check the official Max Landis Youtube channel, check the official Max Landis Twitter and remember to check out American Ultra on Blu-ray! Also be sure to get your tickets for Victor Frankenstein today!

Do your part to save original ideas in Hollywood!

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i thought max landis was a gay
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>>63448302
I really hope he is, I want to meet ma cau cau and sucking his dick while we're both on molly is my ticket to ride.
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see you next wednesday
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>>63447899
>max is the It Ain't Me spammer
/co/ WAS RIGHT
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Landis>Max
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MMM I LOVE IT

MAX VS JOHN, SON VS DAD!

helicopter vs BOYS, to day vs to Morrow, the greatest gladiator match ever mmm
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>>63448381
>>max is the It Ain't Me spammer
what?
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>>63448489
see: >>63447899
Start watching at 15:55 and keep watching for a bit.
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>if John had been sent to jail for killing Vic and those two kids Max never would have been born
Fuck that judge
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>>63448381
Ironic considering his papa killed vietnam kids
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>>63448991
so then it's Not ironic at all?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6al3DCc2FY
He can seem annoying at first but honestly if I met him I'd love to just talk about movies all day
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>>63449410
Yeah but he has shit taste. I've noticed I had the same reaction to Chris-Chan.
1. Who is this goofball? Haha what a weirdo!
2. I feel kinda bad for him. I mean he didn't want this.
3. Okay, he's bringing it on himself now. It's still a disaster but now I feel no remorse.
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When is Max going to write a SCP film?
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What's with the high-pitched twinge to his voice? I've never heard it in anyone else.
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>>63447080

His fake, voluble, faggy enthusiasm Jewishly dominated the group.

This hardly makes it the best, and I wish redditors would stop saying it.
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>>63449972
Yeah but so does everyone. Also that's weird, chris-chan has always creeped me the fuck out and continues to do so. I'm glad he's not spammed here
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>>63449410

He's one of those people where the combination of annoying voice, big body language and high energy can make his presence really tiresome, but at the heart of that is a passion and sincerity which is hard to just brush off. The dude cares, and that alone is a huge positive trait.
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I thought everyone here hated Max. You guys flip flop too much.
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>>63450109
>redditors
nice try, I went down with digg
it sucks you didn't get the sarcasm in my post though...
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>>63450109
>His fake

What makes you think it's fake, the fact that it continues the whole time without pause or break, as though he were actually just that enthusiastic?

Or is it just that you're such a sad sack that you can't imagine anyone else actually having that much energy?
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>hear /tv/ constantly talking about Max Landis
>look him up
>he's done practically nothing
Why are you guys so obsessed with talking about him? He's done nothing of any note. Why is he a meme?
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Who would you like to hang out with more /tv/, Max Landis or James Rolfe?

Both are endearing manchildren you pretend to hate.
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>>63450321
Both seem like they hate their fanbase.
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>>63450272
Harper Lee only wrote one novel.

(The new one isn't canon, it's not even new.)
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>>63446330
Oh man. This is really fucking hard. They're both Jewish. One is a hipster. One is a murderer.

Honestly, I can see how people (on 4chan) would like these two. A cool, hip son that isn't in the groove, plays by his own rules and is a lanky skinny guy that isn't too handsome but has enough work done to look it. Then his dad, who is a big fat fucking nerd but is cooool and successful and loves his son.

Man, do you really perceive yourself as that, 4chan? Wow. Can't believe it. Haha. Just kidding, I can totally believe it. You're all 8/10 and very smart young liberal atheists, and your dick size doesn't matter, don't worry. It's the motion of your ocean. The masturbation will make you last longer when you finally get to have sex again. All that matters is that you're tall and go for 'younger' girls for their feminine appeal. Haha, of course I don't mean 12 year olds. We're all friends.
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>>63450321
I really hate Max, so I'd go with James any day. He hates his fans, plus we can talk about classic movies and 70s metal. Yeah, James would be a bro for sure.
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>>63446330
I don't understand the hate for Max. The trolls who keep brining up the TLZ deaths are just manchildren.

But Max has been candid that we works for the Hollywood monster and it's soulless work. I respect that. Rather than walking around saying you are going to make some new way to enjoy the same crap that's always been thrown in our face year after year. I'm looking at you JJ.


But that's just my opinion.
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>>63450694

Is he actually doing anything though, or just complaining about it?

I mean, surely the only reason he has a leg in Hollywood is because of his dad?

If he wants indie filmmakers who don't have successful dads to get their work made and out there, is he doing anything about that? Is he helping to finance or promote or advise these people at all?
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>>63450109
What does real enthusiasm sound like?
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John Landis made Animal House and Blues Brothers, so I can't hate him ever.
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are you gonna watch his directorial debut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRAYRs2964
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>>63450272
4 major motion pictures in one year.
practically nothing.
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>>63451361
This is The Room level of bad. Can't wait!
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>>63450426
kek
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>>63450935
what he is doing is trying to get movies made.

I would imagine he is trying to make the films he wants to see made and I have no idea why he would be obligated to do anything else about it. I can think child murder is wrong without becoming a peacekeeper or a cop.
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Welcome to the hourly Max Landis everybody! Check the official Max Landis Youtube channel, check the official Max Landis Twitter and remember to check out American Ultra on Blu-ray! Also be sure to get your tickets for Victor Frankenstein today!

Do your part to save original ideas in Hollywood!

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>>63451361
>>63451361
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRAYRs2964
>From the twisted mine of Max Landis

OMG so randum!

Does his author bios discuss how he likes to wear ski boots in the summer and sit and contemplate what purple tastes like?
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>>63446330
why is he always doing some faggy pose?
its a total turn off.
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>>63451576
Yeah but that's literally his entire catalogue
They weren't even that good
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>>63451361
Is Max a butt-cowboy? He sure acts like it.
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>>63451712
Because he probably could do something. He has an in with Hollywood, with these other filmmakers don't have. He probably also has money.

He's not wrong by any means, I just think he cares so much he should put his money where his mouth is (if he's truly so passionate about it).
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>>63446330
there was so much backtracking in that RLM interview I notice the video was actually playing backwards
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>>63446330
why does max landis talk like that? is he retarded?
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MAX VS JOHN

NIGHT VS DAY
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>>63450321
I'd rather talk to somebody without a baby penis
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>>63446330
Now I want to watch that nip love exposure movie.
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>>63452655
Yes yes he is
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will max call me a troll again if I mention his dad caused the death of some gooklets and a white guy
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>Filed to: DICKS
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>Ignoring his style, voice, and mannerisms.
>thinking Max Landis is straight.
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>>63455759
I knew a guy with similar mannerisms, thought he was gay but he had a girlfriend
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>>63454075
If she can't orgasm he won't date her. Baby dick confirmed?
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>>63446330
>John "Up to my knees in dead children" Landis
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>>63455877
have you ever heard of a closeted homosexual?
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This is a trick question. None.
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John made some good comedies, like the ones with Eddie Murphy in the 80s. Only thing Max has done that I have experienced was a Superman comic he wrote, which I have no memory of.

JOHN BY A LANDSLIDE
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OBLIGATORY
MAX LANDIS IS A FAGGOT AND SO IS HIS FAGGOT HAIRCUT A FAGGOT
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>>63446330
Max peaked with his first film, and has spiralled downwards within the space of 3 years
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>filming Vietnam helicopter action sequence for Twilight Zone: The Movie
>"It Ain't Heads on Vic Morrow and The Two Gook Children He Was Holding" starts playing

>watching Max Landis directed YouTube flick
>"It Ain't Daddy's Money That Should Have Gone Towards Those Gooks' Families Instead of Paying For Your Studio, Max" starts playing
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>>63459078
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How can ONE PERSON literally embody reddit as much as Max?

I even know a guy shares all the same mannerisms as this guy and he literally constantly talks about reddit in real life
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>>63450426
4chan btfo
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>>63453680
vic was a jew too thats why landis is persona non grata in hollywood you cant kill your own
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>>63451904
We're in the exact same year those movies came in. He's just begun.

You're right though, most of them were terrible.
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>>63451361
>From the twisted mind of Max Landis

What a cunt
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>>63454075

if you're a woman over 25 an literally cannot orgasm you either

a. have a legitimate physiological problem and need to see a medical professional
b. have zero sexual experience and probably should try and date someone else with similar history.
c. have psychological shit going on and honestly would be better served figuring your shit out than dating someone.

its not one of those "why doesn't she cum in 30 seconds what a bitch" type things. if you're earnestly trying to make a woman orgasm and she can't, there's probably something else going on.
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>>63446330
>John "2 children are gone and I moved on" Landis
>anything but a degenerate baby killer
Wew lads
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>>63460026
He's a horrible human being but he made a few great films.
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>>63460001
Why is Max so mean? :C
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>>63456936
>If she can't orgasm he won't date her
I steer clear from Max so I don't get this meme. Can someone elaborate?
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>>63462051
http://jezebel.com/screenwriter-bro-just-might-be-hollywoods-biggest-fuck-1440597536
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