Fuck no. First weekend the theaters will be packed with autistic 30-40 year olds screaming and applauding every time a OT character makes an appearance in JJ's fanservice tribute movie.
I'll wait a few days til all those people have seen it and go away
>>63445972
> applauding
This literary never happens at cinemas.
>>63446007
Only in Americlapistan
somebody iron that dress
>>63446007
Look up Comicon footage of capeshit trailers being shown and the retards howling and applauding. I live in the U.S. and these are the type of people who will go opening weekend.
fucking amerikeks, I get to see it 2 hours earlier than you phags and spoil everyone that makes the mistake of coming to /tv/
Tfw the distributor in my country has decided to push the premiere to the 24th, citing marketability reasons
Tfw i will have to shield off of everything media-related to avoid any spoilers for a week
Tfw i will not witness 3/4 of the board filled with Star Wars shitposting
>>63445716
>>63446068
Is it me or do they look like they're related?
>>63445716
idiot redditor it's "who opening night here" or if you want to be an utter faggot "who /opening night/ here"
>>63446105
>seeing it 2 hours earlier
>running time of 2hr16m
>implying we won't already be watching it by the time your viewing ends.
You are a fucking idiot.
>>63445972
lel going to the cinema to watch a shitty sequel to a franchize that reached it's peak 35 years ago? your having a laugh m8.
I will download it next year when a torrent is available.
>>63446068
Literally female Joker.
Im watching it 18:05 opening night (UK)
Cant wait to start shitposting spoilers all over /tv/ before any of you Americlaps get to watch it
Im not even hyped for this movie I just want to wreck it for you all
Kek
Wanted to see how many seats were left for Wednesday but apparently I reserved 2 seats.
Haven't even seen the original trilogy or the prequels apart from some scenes while changing channels.
i guarantee some theater gets shot up opening night. it's sad, but it'll happen.
[HEY FBI, THIS ISNT A THREAT, I'M JUST GUESSING]
there ought to be cops on duty at every fucking theater opening night
>>63445716
>going on opening night
I guarantee there's going to be a theatre shooting somewhere in America
>>63446175
Hah!
>>63446068
>>63445716
post more daisy
>>63446248
The plot has already been spoiled you kek.
someone post her nudes
>>63446691
Kind of hoping that happens somewhere.
>>63446942
>tfw no goofy 7/10 bong gf that lifts
>2015
>going to any movie theaters
i live in california
>>63446007
Bullshit....went and saw creed the other night and the blacks were cheering like it was the fucking real thing...quiet funny with that movie though...
got mines for 7:00 on the 17th, plebians.
i swaer to god if people clap when they do fanservice, im going to clap at the stupidest times and ruin their immersion.
>>63446691
literally 100% chance
Bet that asss taste like midicholorians
HmmmMmhh
>>63445716
Got Marathon tickets. Basically gonna be spending the night in the theater, should be fun.
post more of her
>>63445716
I'd like to open her night.
Reporting in. Will wear an ewok costume.
>>63447598
you mean by prepping the bull?
>>63447454
yum
>>63446691
I should be worried since I work at a movie theatre, however our audience is primarily black. And we all know it's only ever white people who shoot up theatres, so I'll be safe.
>>63446007
Happened at opening night avengers screening for me. In a small local theater no less.
>>63447106
that sounds like it would be an enjoyable experience actually
>>63446007
american here.
when i saw skyfall, motherfuckers were clapping and cat-call whistling when they unveiled the original aston martin db5.
at the end of girl with the dragon tattoo, people started clapping at the end credits like it was the closing curtain in an actual live theater show (not to mention theniggernext to me clearing his throat and saying shit like "naw girl," "don't go in there," etc. the entire movie. I am not shitting you)
in harry potter ATDH:P2, when ron and hermione kissed, it wasn't so much a polite clapping as much as uproarious applause for the entirety of the scene.
yes, i know that i ask for it when i only see these types of movies in theaters. but this used to not happen, and i thought it was only a /tv/ meme. now, i almost can't watch a blockbuster type movie in the theaters anymore because of this shit.
my gf wants to see something else that comes out on the 18th. i told her to fucking forget it, because the retard spillover in the movies will be at record levels.
post them breasts famm
>>63445716
I can totally see her underwear.
I'm going to a special premier the day before release. And I'm gonna fucking come here and spoil everything immediately afterwards.
I would eat a raw slice of her ass
>>63445716
Damn her body is nice, too bad her face reminds me of green goblin.
>Aus release is midnight the 17th which is the 16th in American time
Can't wait to spoil it for you yanks
any lewdness from her?
So. Where are you guys going in order to escape all the copy-paste Star Wars posting that's gonna happen?
> Got my shit booked, Opening night, UKfag, 7pm, iMax
post some sexy shit
Why be an asshole and spoil shit for everyone?
That's why I believe all movies should release on the same day everywhere.
>>63446007
Maybe on opening night, I've never seen it thoough. It's a meme.
>>63455081
meet you there mate. I'll the Polish guy making monkey chants when Boyega appears on screen
>>63446007
When I went and saw Inside Out on Father's Day people gave it a standing ovation. That was the only time I've seen people do that though
>>63446691
I will actually be surprised if it doesn't happen
>>63447165
I've got a showing at 7:20.
I'm skipping on the 3D, just don't care enough, and I'm taking my 7 year old with me.
My showing is the first regular showing.
>>63446007
literally happens at every midnight showing. not just a standing ovation at the end, but cheers when bad guys get BTFO, and catcalls when a sexy woman appears on screen, etc.
>>63447165
>subset of a group chimps out
>punish entire group
Classic 4chan hacker
>>63450928
Your autism will ruin your relationship. Sit back and laugh and your gf will see how calm, cool, and collected your are and give you a tug on the spot.
Gonna throw bananas at Boyega on the red carpet. I will be on the news
>>63453387
Yup, in Silent Witness
>>63445716
I wish I was opening her dress
>>63446007
Canadian here. When I visited LA two summers ago I saw Guardians of the Galaxy at the arclight cinerama dome. They did indeed clap at the end
>>63445716
I'd rather not be murdered while eating popcorn and alone. Why not just wait til sometime during the week?
>>63445972
i went to the midnight screening of episode 3 and literally fell asleep there was no hype people walked in then walked out like it was jury duty
>>63455219
Han Solo gets killed by Kylo Ren
Nigger
>>63446007
Canadian here. Applauding in the audience at blockbusters is extremely common here. I am seeing it three times within the first 3 days of release so that I can maximize my clapping. Also taking my girlfriend to see it for my 4th viewing after most of the autistics and neckbeards have seen it.
>>63446007
there is always someone who clapsusually me, but it is the polite quiet golf clap at the end of the viewing
im going cackle with glee when the movie bombs and all that marketing money is wasted, billions down the drain
>>63455651
>Paying for 4 different showings
Good. Good.
do people actually pay extra money for tickets to a movie which they can watch during the entire Holiday season?
post some hotness
>>63445716
Lol I don't want to be killed
>>63445716
saw the OT when I was like 6 or 7 (in '96/'97), saw phantom in theaters and both episodes 2 and 3 opening night
not doing it for this one. daisy ridley can't act, boyega is an affirmative action token hire, JJ is copying episode 4 completely, and he will probably ruin Luke's post-ROTJ legacy just to create the conflict.
Going to a midnight screening alone.
i clap ironically on the off chance some anon is in the theatre
>tfw you have the tiny, nagging feeling that going to the opening won't be safe
>there's bound to be at least 1 theatre shooting in the US
>>63449176
Where do you live at? In Florida I've noticed a trend where police show up on the night of any big movie premiere just to be cautious.
>>63446007
You've obviously never seen a star wars film in the theatre, underage.
People were stomping their feet and clapping to the theme of We Will Rock You during the podracing scene.
>>63455977
It's happened twice, why would it be guaranteed?
>>63455756
I'm going to cackle now when merchandising already has revenue over $1b as a result of this movie and ticket presales are over 1/4 the production budget.
>>63446175
>implying he won't be shitposting live in the theater
>>63446007
It happened when I went to see Les Mis, and I'm not even American, cringed pretty hard
>>63445716
7:00 on the 17th senpai
>>63445716
I'm Australian, and ai Saw Transformers in Sydney when a US naval ship was docked in the harbour
the theatre was packed, with about 2/3rds of it being naval servicemen and they would applaud and shout at every joke or "awesome" action scene
it actually made for a pretty great experience since the movie itself was pretty shit
lewds?
>>63446007
I actually saw Batman Begins WEEKS after it came out and people still clapped at the end.
>>63445716
>go to starwars episode 7 opening night
>get shot
>>63446691
>tfw going to opening night with the bros
If ISIS attacks my theater I better atleast see Luke once before they kill me or I'll haunt JJ eternally
History of violence in theaters
>basically all nigs in shitty theaters
https://www.thewrap.com/a-history-of-violence-at-the-movie-theater-from-1979s-the-warriors-gang-showdown-to-2015s-lafayette-tragedy/
Hell fucking naw, there are only two possible outcomes of going on opening night:
Best case scenario?
>A bunch of autistic man children clapping, cheering, and whooping at EPIC BATTLES and DUDE OT REFERENCES LMAO
>VomitsInternally.jpeg
Worst case scenario?
>Some antisocial nut job come in and throws smoke bombs and starts shooting up the theatre
>BleedsInternally.jpeg
Such is life in America.
Three showings in my town on Thursday. I think I'll go to the 2nd showing that starts 15 minutes after the 1st.
There is a 3D showing Friday at noon, but I think I'm going to skip on that
>>63460882
please dont attach anna to such negative posts, anon.
oh god, dat ass
>>63445716
Not me because I don't want to get shot.
Good GOD no
look at this shit
you're going to THIS on opening day
https://youtu.be/da8s9m4zEpo?t=1h3m32s
enjoy your movie if you can, fuckboi
Why are Americans so childish when it comes to films? In my country, people just passively watch the film in silence and laugh/flinch/cry when appropriate. Americans seem to make constant remarks and comments, clap, talk to the characters in the film (they can't hear you), yell, and totally ruin immersion for everyone else.
>>63461339
because they're fucking americans
>>63446007
There's a part in MJR Theater's introduction thing that for some reason makes everyone clap 3 times during it. I commit myself to clapping early and causing everyone to fuck up.
>>63461339
Only people who go see movies on opening night do that, they're under the delusion that it gives the "experience" more "atmosphere". Go any other time and the most you'll get is clapping at the end if it was a good movie
>>63461339
>Go to see a movie with gf
>gf invites gf's mom
>whatever, it is for hunger games, idgaf about this movie
>can hear her murmur through the whole thing
>speaks up loudly during particularly quiet scenes
>general cringe
I honestly felt kind of bad. If it was my mom I'd probably be telling her to shut the fuck up.
>>63461339
I don't know if Americans are perceived the same way in your part of the world as they are here but they are obnoxious everywhere they go.
>>63446007
It happened at every Starwars movie I've been too
It'll happen again
>>63461339
>>63461546
Never saw any uproar other than laughter.
Anecdotes are for faggots.
Who else here is going to torrent the cam rip?
>>63461813
I bet you are a very worldy person.
>>63461951
Nice try FBI.
>>63455651
midnight releases and opening night everyone is usually huge fans so everyone has fun and claps and cheers and shit when stuff happens thats the only time ive every experienced it though
>>63461968
nobody likes americans m8
>>63446691
Yeah, because it happened during TDKR opening so that means it will happen at every blockbuster opening. Yeah bro, you're absolutely right. And maybe it will be a muslim this time instead of a mentally-ill white boi.
>>63445716
You guys kept bashing this movie for over a year now, and now you all want to see the opening? lol
I'll be seeing it with my family after Christmas. It was easy to get the bests seats in 70mm IMAX theater and people won't be screaming or dressed up like faggots.
It'll be a great family outing after not seeing them since Easter.
Opening nights are overrated shits.
>>63461184
>implying the movie theater doesn't get deathly still after the scroll text goes by.
give us super nerds some credit
>>63445716
That's a nice butt, friendo.
the only time i remember going to opening night was for the dark knight. i don't remember people clapping and shit other than at the end.
i am going to see TFA at 2 am though, last 'thursday' showing at my local imax. at least most of the kiddies would have gone to bed by then.
>>63445716
Did she forget to iron her dress?
I have a spare ticket to this movie
Do you think it'll help me land a qt to see it with?
>>63460965
She's perfect.
>>63463867
I've spent over $600 in my lifetime buying second tickets to concerts and shows in my life with the hopes that it will push me to ask a qt to go with. I always go alone.
>>63446691
and?
the only people that care are pro gun-control people and they can't do shit
>>63446691
I hope so. They're literally killing each other over there, doing the rest of the world a favor. Amerifats, how many hours has it been since some nigger or white loser shot up a school or something?
>>63463867
you have to pick the right qt, anon
most girls don't give a shit about star wars
>>63445716
she looks like my ex.
i don't know how im going to feel seeing this.
>>63461813
Nah, they're just known to be very self-assured and talkative here, only the people with anti-American sentiments think they're stupid, and those people number in few.
>>63445716
I am
hopefully i wont get shit by a man in a storm trooper helmet
>>63463867
yes
I got tickets for the day before actually at like 7pm. You niggers won't spoil me
>>63446433
>>63446691
>one movie gets shot up one time
>OH MY GOD GUISE ITLL HAPPEN AGAIN THIS TIME FOR SURE
>>63464112
>implying that hideous sack of shit who dumped you looks anything near as cute as daisy
>>63450928
Last time i experienced clapping at a movie was when i went to go see an unexpected journey and the title appeared after the opening sequence. I don't go to the cinemas often though.
Goddamn Daisy is qt as fuck.
I'm seeing it at 9AM on the 18th. Hopefully I'll be awake enough to pay attention.
10:30 PM showing on the 17th. Too bad my friends gf bought 3D though. Guess I'll see it in IMAX with my pa.
I'm not even gonna look at /tv/ before I see it
what time is the first public showing in america?
how long after should we expect our first senpai review?
will anyone live post up to and after?
>>63446057
Calm down Gok
>>63446433
Actually I changed my mind.
[HEY FBI, YOU SHOULD TRACE MY ORIGINAL IP, THIS IS A PROXY[]
>>63447165
16th Patrician here.
How does it feel to be a 3rd worlder?
>>63455651
who's that cutie?
>>63467974
HOLY SHIT SHE'S NOT POINTING AT ANYTHING
>they didn't clap at the end of the first pokemon movie
>>63467545
>>63464112
you faggots usually suffer from severe prosopagnosia but there are striking similarities anon
>>63455919
>Luke's post-ROTJ legacy
Not canon.
>>63446007
I live in Russia and everyone in the theater clapped at TDKR's ending scene.
>>63467974
>>63469065
Still has Maskface tho.
>>63450928
This. I remember my wife and I went to see Captain America 2. It was a work night, so we didn't think it would be crowded. Boy, was I wrong. There was already a long line filled with kids and niggers.
My wife and I agreed to exchange the tickets for Noah with Russel Crowe. A much better date movie.
There's like a 80% chance there's going to be some kind of shooting or bombing on opening night.
>>63462025
>b-b-buh everybody agrees wit meee
>>63446248
>Cant wait to start shitposting spoilers all over /tv/ before any of you Americlaps get to watch it
Please do so!
I'm a Europoor with almost no money so I can't watch the movie, and that'll be the perfect revenge against normies on /tv/: wreck it, please!
Just as you said: shitposting, spoilers, etc!
It'd be perfect.
You'll be my hero.
>>63445716
Yeah, first showing in my country pretty much exactly one week from now.
If somebody fed Daisy Ridley for about a month she might be worth fucking
>>63455651
>that shy little skirt tug at the end
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>63446007
Fucking people clapped at the premier I went to for The Hunger Games: Catching fire when that one chick said Fuck the Capital.
>>63445716
not me buncha nerds poking eachother with your nerdsticks lmao
>>63455651
What is the origin of these webms I've seen for years?
16 30 on the 16th, amerikeks btfo
going early morning on the 18th
>>63474279
Mad Men panel.
>>63445716
This time in week
>tfw you don't have to worry about reversing a seat that wouldn't get you killed if there was a mass shooting because there aren't any in Australia
>>63474593
Lindt Café
that kid in front of the Melbourne copshop
>>63474502
Thank you my m8, just downloaded it off youtube, (738mb), I always wondered, because she looks awkward in her clothes.
Unrelated but youtube videos dl faster than any dl ever.
>>63474615
I didn't say there wasn't shootings I said there wasn't mass shootings
>>63474618
If you make a couple of webms of here, I wouldn't object.
Hint:my dick would be grateful
>>63446105
Please spoil the movie.
>>63446105
woah a whole two hours
You realise Australians and some Europeans get to see it a whole day ahead of the American midnight opening?
>>63474643
Lindt Café was basically that, he was just apprehensive on shooting
http://thegossiplife.com/2015/11/12/blind-item-12112015/
>>63446007
ive seen it happen in australia multiple fucking times
sigh
>>63474946
I have literally never seen it here in SA, it must just be an eastern state thing
>>63474981
Southern QLD here
Never had people clap, even at midnight premiers
>>63474946
It's only happened once for me in Sydney. During The Mist when that crazy cult lady was shot in the chest.
I thought it was deserved.
>>63445716
will be seeing it on the 16th(15th in America).
will post spoilers on here for you goys.
not me, I have no one to go with
>>63474674
I did, but got temp banned, no biggie, sure the mods have their reasons.
But, this place is heavily moderated and it's getting turned into a policed advertisement board solely it seems to me.
There can be 7 Star Wars threads at a time for example
My dad and I are seeing in IMAX on the 19th
>tfw seeing it next Friday with my whole family plus my best friend since childhood
It's gonna be great.
>>63446691
if they support this reacemixing propaganda they deserve it.
>>63475045
Must just be a southeastern states thing then.
>>63445716
>wearing shoes not her size
at least it's comfy I guess
>>63476108
>happyfrog.jpg
>>63445716
would it kill her to have her fucking dress pressed? ffs lasses, talk to her
>>63477032
you sound gay
>>63459628
>having to add the 'with the bros' portion to make yourself feel better about rarely hanging out with friends
>tfw bros are random people you bought tickets for who don't even like you
>>63464039
>europoors being so jealous yet so incompetent they're only hope for our demise is to pray to the sky fairy that some fuckhead shoots up our movie theaters
kek
>>63446007
Germanfag here. I remember people clapping furiously at the Inglorious Basterds premiere.
>>63472395
That's just embarassing
some of you guys are alright, don't go to...
>>63445972
> your fault for living in America
fuck yeah, midnight 16th m8
>>63445972
>This literary never happens at cinemas.
>>63446007
I live in the US, and I've only ever heard people clap in a movie theater once. And it was in some backwards as fuck rural town in northwest Texas, it's definitely not normal here.
who camrip here?
post her bewbs, to make the poetry of this thread complete
who cares, it'll be forgettable at best, probably won't spawn memes as dank as the prequels.
The theatre going experience is beneath getting a prostate exam from my sausaged-finger doctor. At least I get some satisfaction when he pulls out.
>>63477418
I don't think she has any booby pics.
>>63477552
I can see it now. TFA will be the new dawn of memeing. It will be on par with TDKR in terms of dank memeability.
>>63477418
>>63477659
would roll her in flour and find the wet spot
I seriously hope I'm not gonna get shot. Going with two other buddies to a mall theatre at 10:30pm, shouldn't the fanboys have cleared out by then?
>>63461184
>living in America
I went to the Age of Ultron premiere with an audience that had sat through 2 other Marvel movies before, everyone was completely respectful through the movie. I have never encountered applause. Thats just Britain i guess.
>go to Star Wars starring black nigger
>get shot by black nigger
fucking Americans
>>63477583
she has nudes bud
>>63477659
why not just post it?
She's super cute when she grins or just looks normal, but goes full AYY LMAO as soon as you see a bit of her teeth.
>>63445716
dat aaaaaaass doe famm
SHE DOES NOT HAVE NUDES. Stop asking autists
>>63478620
But she does, anon
>>63479258
>disappearing arms between face and tits
>2 pics shooped together
BODY DOUBLE CONFIRMED
>>63445716
Literally perfect, I just want to bury my face in those cheeks
Megan Rain
Have fun jerking off
>>63478620
Yes she does. She was a naked corpse in some tv show or movie. You see her pale naked tits
>>63479532
i can't cum if she isn't pointing at things
>>63445716
Right here, preordered my tickets and going with some friends. Hyped af.
>>63479307
>generic shitty star tattoo
What was she thinking when she got this?
Seeing it with by best friend at opening night, 16th 23:59. Any girls in chelmsford wanna fuck after, Im up for it
>>63479655
She was thinking about you, Anon.
>>63446161
>White people all look alike
Fuck you, buddy
>>63469796
>prosopagnosia
just shut the fuck you ignorant faggot
so BOYS, how many theatre shootings this dec 18th?
>>63455651
Why are girls so retarded? Why wear that if you don't feel comfortable in it?
>>63480345
dude, she's like 12 yo
If movie theaters sold tickets to specific seats.
I just don't want to be in a packed theater trying to enjoy the film.
I'll probably wait at least 1-2 weeks.
>>63477659
I'd tap that mombod.
>>63445716
14:15 on the 17th, my man.
>>63445716
Yeah, already got my ticket with my friends. I just hope these fucking autists won't start clapping and cheering every time something happens. Star Wars is like the symbol of our friendship and I fear neckbeards are going to ruin it.
>>63480345
to look cute, duh?
12:01 on the 17th
Then again and then again a third time. Feels good to live in a third world country, tickets are cheap as fuck.
I will not be going opening night. I refuse to sit through a film with a bunch of retarded man children that will be clapping the entire fucking movie. It's one of the reasons I don't go to any opening night for major films any more. The autism is just too strong.
Honestly, just to be safe I might not even go the first month it's out.
>>63480641
They will. You're fucked and hopefully it doesn't ruin your guys' night but it's going to be a packed theater and every fucking neckbeard in your town will be there. They are going to be fucking clapping every second.
