>star wars spoilers will be spammed day and night beginning next thursday evening before you ever get a chance to see TFA
>>63445378
Avoid /tv/ until the camrip or the leaked screener is out, and then start spamming spoilers like everyone else.
>>63445378
Just avoid 4chan for a few weeks. Just go outside and enjoy life bro.
what is even left to spoil?
Yea it's already all spoiled
>>63445378
>next thursday
i will watch it at wednesday 00:00am here in yurop, which is tuesday afternoon in burgerland
I'm going to the LA premier.
You're all fucked.
>Thursday
Kek m8 I'll have seen it by midday on Wednesday in America
>>63445750
>implying you wont get shot
Spoilers were out May 2015 and have been confirmed since the release of the October trailer and subsequent commercials.Han dies.
>>63445616
Finn will turn to the dark side.
>>63445378
Lucas says he liked Episode 7, which means there's a 95% chance it's shit. Don't lose sleep over it.
>caring about Star Wars
pleb
who fucking cares if kylo is hans son and then kills him if the movie is just going to be shit anyways?
I don't know about you but I'm just going to spam random shit until I see it and cover all bases
>>63445378
>This
Avoid 4chans
I will have to go cold turkey for 4 days (I'm seeing it on the 21st)
I don't know how to feel about this
Han dies.
>>63445901
It comes out on the 16th in yurop
>>63445378
> Thursday
You shitting me? I'll be spoiling all there is to know Wednesday afternoon. That's Wednesday morning for Amerikeks.
>>63445378
Who cares?
I grew up with the original trilogy, and loved them, but I honestly couldn't give a tuppenny fuck about Star Wars anymore.
I will watch this one next year when I can be arsed to find a torrent.
>>63446076
>Who cares?
No one I guess. No one posts about it on /tv/, no marketing campaign... Disney is finished.
>caring about spoilers this much
This isn't like a fucking sports match. Even if you know key events, if it's a good movie, you'll still enjoy it
![12208527_10206809127280397_96073234939490189_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uzrZnsA.jpg "12208527_10206809127280397_96073234939490189_n[1].jpg")
>>63445378
>how do you want your Star Wars, spoiled or unspoiled
>Just spoil my shit up
>>63445378
GO DARK
>>63446076
See you opening night.
>>63448875
keked
Kylo Solo kills Han
The movie is mediocre
There that's all the spoilers
There's nothing left to spoil.
Han dies. Finn loses his arm. Rey joins Luke in the end. No bad guys are killed, not even Kylo. The entire plot revolves around Luke's lightsaber.
You guys realize the entire plot is online, right?
>>63445378
>caring about Star Wars being spoiled
this isn't going to be fucking Les Diabolique
>>63448972
They're in complete denial that the leaks are real. They really think in CURRENT YEAR a fucking Star Wars movie won't have leaks.
>>63448989
le old french fart indie films for classy redditors like m'self
>>63448972
most of us doesn't care enough to look for it though
>>63449011
What did all the other low IQ 2014 posters think when you told them?
>>63445378
Does it really matter? It's fucking Star Wars, It's not like they'll end up all being ghosts in the end
>>63449009
it's more that they can't accept that a new Star Wars movie is basically offering the same amount of plot development as a typical HBO pilot.
>>63445378
I have 6 to 8 hours ahead of the USA :D
feels fucking NICE
going to watch the movie at the theater FOR FUCKING FREE, first thing as soon as I get home will be to spam spoilers in every thread... can't FUCKING wait
>>63449093
doing the lord's work
I was thinking I'd seek refuge on spee for two weeks but honestly that's probably not even safe
>>63449166
SW shitposting will be at an all time high. No board will be safe.
>>63449093
D E V I L I S H
dumb frogposter
>>63449392
I don't know what you kids are up to these days with your Snapchats and your Yik Yaks but thank you
You warm an old troll's heart
>>63445378
Kylo Ren is Han Solo's son
Han Solo dies
Luke is a hermit who only appears at the very end
>>63450177
Finn is Han Solo's other son.
We need to start a campaign where everyone is just making shit up and acting like they are posting real spoilers, and everyone responds to them as if they are real spoilers.
That way no one will know what is the real spoilers because there are too many
> omg can you believe luke is snoke?
> whoa what did you guys think about kylo ren killing leia. Wow
>so did you guys think that was really hayden christensen playing the anakin clone, or did they just cgi it like arnold in terminator salvation?
>>63445378
IM WATCHING IT ON THE 15TH MIDNIGHT.
BOY I CANT WAIT TO SPOIL THE REDDITORS.
>>63448842
>USA
