Post the last film you 'enjoyed' yourself to
>>63443607
Monster's Ball.
>>63443607
it was porn. who jerks it to real movies?
>i know Poision Ivy is in that softcore gray area but
anything with Forest Whitaker
>>63443607
>masturbating to movies
>>63443681
You really expect me to believe you didn't jerk off to Mulholland Dr?
Some grainy homemade, three minute long amateur shit from PornYeah. Bitch had tenacity on the deepthtoatz tbqh my friends and family.
masturbating to porn > to tv > to movies
>>63443607
God, young Jaime Pressly was fucking gorgeous, with an ass you could bankshot a bullet off of
>>63443825
Why tv? They can get away with more on movies
>>63443786
kek
>>63443787
erection? yes
jerked it? nah senpai
The Heroine Ledgends trailers on youtube.
>>63443895
link?
The Departed was on tv just now and I looked up nude videos of the actress lady and fapped to them.
She was one hot elf. I had to bust a nut
it was the lesbian shower orgy in Private Blockbusters 2: Downward Spiral
that has to be the best lesbian orgy scene to be ever made, whoever directed that deserves a fucking oscar
in b4 somebody posts The Kekold
>>63443607
>tfw watched for the lewd
>ended up with feels
>>63443607
This thread just reminded me of the film Species so I just went and jackety jakt it clips of that.
Hard Hunted
>dat pool scene
>Veronica Mars is getting railed by some 16 yo white trash
>>63444383
BWREEEEEE BWREEEEEE
The Dark Knight Rises
Harry Potter Part?
>>63444552
I think it's actually
BWRAAAAAAAA BWRAAAAAAAA
>>63443787
I thought I was the only one pham
>>63443607
I regret nothing.
>>63445087
>Bae Doona
>>63443906
This is my main porn. It never gets old.
>>63445114
Problem?
>>63443911
kati3kat is the name of the blue chick
>>63443701
Dorner biopic when?
>>63444119
how the fuck do you even wank to this?
except for OP shit taste so far to be honest family
>>63445328
>that review
>>63443701
He is a fucking legend!
>>63445655
have you forgotten already?
>>63443701
juih
>>63444298
How the fuck is that cameltoe legal for a movie poster?
To answer OP's question, Puffball. Kelly Reilly getting fucked and inseminated in the hay.
>>63445649
Tell me about bane? Why does he wear the big man.
someone please buy the blu-ray and make a rip ;-;
>>63445328
>sox acts
What
>>63443787
hnng dude i was rock hard
>>63445744
lotta loyalty for a hired plane
>>63443895
the one on the right is a jew I take it?
>>63443607
Not the last, but it has to be the most. It was on HBO a lot back in the day, and my go to source for a good fap.
>>63444298
ywn
>>63445087
11 february...
>>63445181
>>63447880
Watched the first 15 minutes about 200 times
Watched the end twice
>tfw when you fapped to the cher parts
>>63447880
>tfw being 13 and seeing Bound on Channel 4 at midnight
>>63444638
I don't know why but I love this movie so much, seen it 5 times in the last 3 years.
"heavy flow"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl0dgmYnNSs
The first and last.
7 years ago.
>>63444638
oh god, it was so pretentious, same with that other famous "kids off the rails" movie, the one with the 2 girls, fuck that.
>>63445865
it's clearly a hash symbol, it's proper title is "shash acts"
some oculus rift porn desu
>>63443607
Think it was the new TMNT; Megan's bitch ass in tight jeans.
>>63448479
literally no ass
>>63445655
>tfw almost 26 years old and still no love in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjaU7zCjBRk
>>63448581
Not only are you a nigger (or worse, a w@gger), but you're a retard too.
Hey.
>>63444298
>Height 5' 1" (1,55 m)
I take it the 16yo was taller than her
Crash
>>63443895
Are those traps?
And I used to fap it to the scene in Terminator when you see Sarah Conner's tit. I would pause it there and fap
>>63448781
Ah Corkran hows it goin?
>>63448829
Are you accusing me of being a tripfag? Sorry if I come off as a newfag don't know what you mean
The only reason I fapped to Terminator was because it was the only R-rated movie I was allowed to watch as a kid
>>63448643
>giant fucking heels
>bending over
>still 0 (zero) ass
>>63443607
jessica jones
>>63443607
Superior film
>>63448866
The bitch on the left looks like a poor man's Lexi Belle
>>63448746
Good pick
>>63448149
>tfw these youngins will never know the bittersweet sensation of no internet and only mainstream telly
>they will never know the tension of praying your parents go to bed early because you know there's something on 5 with Shannon Tweed in it
no wonder they're all so spoiled
>>63448999
>not staying up all might to watch fuzzy porn on the 100+ channels
>not staying up all night to watch sexy infomercials
Young fags will never experience this
>>63448971
this is basically porn. well, if you skip the parts that aren't fucking like I did.
My parents were strict with what I could watch.
So I would get home from school, grab my mom's Victoria Secret catalog from the mail. Wack off real quick. Put it back in the mailbox before they got home. Act like nothing happened
>>63448999
> living in an flat with multiple people, girls and guys
> 2 AM in the living room on my own
> Looking for something to watch on Amazon Prime
> Find Blue is the warmest colour
> research on phone
> Jackpot
> Have a 6 minute danger wank after fast forwarding to the most intense sex scene
I was praying no one woke up.
>>63444638
Didn't even get hard, too much degeneracy in one movie tbqh
>>63448999
>they will never know the tension of praying your parents go to bed early because you know there's something on 5 with Shannon Tweed in it
Holy fuck are you me? A softcore Shannon Tweed flick on cinemax was about the best thing one could hope for pre-internet. I get a nostalgic boner just thinking about it.
>>63443607
>>63447092
Excellent taste. Too bad Jaime Pressly got blacked.
>>63449118
>tfw used to steal mom's Victoria's Secret and Fredrick's of Hollywood catalogs when I got to them before she did.
>tfw she once caught me bringing one into the bathroom
Whenever I think of this I want to kill myself in shame.
>>63449503
how's that a bad thing?
>>63443701
Why does he wear the knee pads?
>>63449550
Holy christ those cuts are awkard
>>63449544
My mom once caught me in the act with an L.L.Bean catalog
>mfw seeing Bound on tape
Unbelievable shit at the age of 13.
>>63448037
>Chubby Christina will never rub her big sweaty ass up and down your face after a show
Why even live?
>>63448976
thats Holly Hannah and she puts on a much better performance than Lexi.
>>63449826
>I was jerking off to chubby CA 2 days ago
>>63443787
Maybe when I was 10.
I have access to actual porn now
>>63449897
her legs are weird
>>63448999
Are you me?
And witnessed
>>63449720
>L.L.Bean catalog
Audibly keked
>>63448999
Trips confirm the awful truth. This is what destroys society.
>>63449949
Maladolescenza. Big thanks to /tv/ for the rec.
>>63450087
no seriously
![terryclothshorts[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MHFIDrr.jpg "terryclothshorts[1].jpg")
>>63449957
>He has a mom jeans fetish
>>63449720
>L.L.Bean
They don't even use models for their underwear
http://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/887?page=womens-underwear-and-long-underwear&nav=ln-27
>>63450176
>>63443701
Justin Slayer>>>>Prince Yahshua
>>63450165
I want them wrapped around my head
>>63450240
Is this old school cinemax?
>>63449949
>>63450165
His/her tits were great
>>63450424
>Thinking its just another cheesey comedy from the 80s
>"Here are my plump tits to prove I am a girl"
great payoff
>>63448999
>not developing a sixth sense that tells you whether or not there will be tits around the mid way point of a 10pm movie and perfecting the art of being ready to finish when it happen
Amateur >>> Literally everything else
>>63450818
And in a PG-13 to boot.
>>63451293
Which one is it, Lust Caution, or that Japanese stuff?
>>63451252
yeah, the 80s were great. No one freaked out about tits being in a PG-13 film.
>tfw watched more foreign films as a teenager because of the prospect of tits and bush
thanks Showcase Revue
> mfw nobody has posted "Paradise" with Phoebe Cates
>>63451308
L'Amant or The Lover by Jean-Jacques Annaud
>>63443787
I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
>>63449173
I think you completely missed the point of this >>63448999 post.
>>63449550
Fucking nigger, white guilt will lead this country to its end
>>63449381
>Uschi
The only time i recall fapping to a movie was in Aliens. Very few people will have even noticed it, but just before they wake up from hypersleep theres a camera pan across the Sulaco. If you pause the movie during a few frames of that scene, theres some tits on a poster hung up on a locker.
And thats how i learnt to fap without the internet
>>63448999
>all these kids who have internet and porn at their disposal
>they don't know what it's like to find your dad's old playboy magazines
>they don't know what it's like to stay up late at night hoping to catch some nude girls in E! Gone wild or glimpse of tits from the Wild On hostesses
>they didn't experience the transition from late 1990s softcore porn like the Emmanuelle movies and Red Shoe Diaries to early 2000s softcore with shit like "Zalman King Presents" and others
>they won't know what it's like to search for porn on limewire and download 20mb movies on dial-up
>>63443607the curbstomp scene in America History X, I can't help but get hard as shit every time I watch it
>>63451755
Thanks bro. Nice digits by the way.
>>63448999
Shannon Whirry was superior Shannon.
>>63452006
someone had to say it.
>>63452004
>implying the internet will be at all free past 2020
What goes around comes around, nostalgiafag.
>>63448336
>that other famous "kids off the rails" movie, the one with the 2 girls
wtf happened to rachel evan wood anyway? she never recovered after hooking up with marilyn manson.
>>63452074
100%
>>63452004
Literally my life: the post.
>>63452280
Even that part about being forced to suck your dad's dick?
>>63450240
Gunna ask for source on that one.
>>63452460
Clue is in the title paisen.
>>63444638
I sometimes jerk off to kids.
>>63452770
>>63449907
Is this worth watching?
>>63451396
>Tanya Roberts shows her tits in Beastmaster and Sheena
>both movies were PG
based 80s
>>63447880
>tfw reclaiming Rome for your people
It was an anime, but still did the trick.
>>63453211
What an unfathomable loser you must be.
>>63453211
>YOOOOOOOOO
I jerked off to this a few times when I was like 13 and had no access to the internet, there was a sex scene and the chick playing Bloodrayne had pretty nice tits.
I stole this from the library when I was 15 just so I could masturbate to Lena Olin's ass in it. I also jacked off to her ass shot in Ninth Gate.
>>63452104
Don't they both get black boyfriends in this? The scene I saw they wee both riding black guys simultaneously at some high school party.
>>63452104
>no one recovers after hooking up with marilyn manson.
>>63453645
And?
>>63452004
E! was my go to masturbation source. Wild On, and the Howard Stern show. But I could only watch 3 seconds at a time in case anybody walked in and saw me. I did my only ever successful hands free masturbation session watching Stern. They had Pamela Anderson on and poured water on her white shirt. I was able to come without touching myself just by looking at her nipples.
>>63447092
>>63443607
Post the webums...
>>63453671
c.u.c.k
>>63443787
dude I watched that film with my mom
it was great
Anything by Tinto Brass is "enjoyable"
>>63448999
I used to watch Eurotrash on Channel 4 with my mum sometimes, she liked all the funny accents they dubbed over the people's voices. I just wanted her to go to bed so that I could wank though tbqh
>>63443607
>>63453899
Stole this magazine from the dentists office when I was a kid so I could masturbate to this image set.
>>63453899
Fuckin unfffff
>>63453978
That's pretty fucked up
>>63453979
Pretty much any 90's Van Damme movie always had incredible female ass nudity. I jerked off to that one as well, when he goes to live with her in the hotel and she exposes her ass to him in the leotard or something.
>>63453987
>>63454041
mmhmm
>>63443607
I miss the days of softcore, the original poison ivy was my fav
>>63454013
My mum was pretty liberal back then, she's a bit different now.
>>63453997
Daily reminder she had "accidental penetration" with a black guy during her scene in Ringmaster.
>>63454013
Eurotrash was hilarious though, based Antoine de Caunnes
>>63445181
oh my fucking god 14-year old me absolutely loved this movie.
>>63454041
that was actually van damme's ass
>>63453985
I fap to this image too, the old times
>>63453985
good lad
>>63445181
I fucking love that film.
>>63454084
Now that you're not a little kid she doesn't watch TV shows about porn stars and goat farmers with you?
>>63453985
I still have that magazine and I'm fairly sure I enjoyed it physically several times back in t'day.
Based French films about sexy girls with severe mental problems
>>63454143
Yeah, he showed his ass in everything too. To make up for that they always needed really good female ass nudity as well. She teases him with her thong ass trying to get him to fuck her.
>>63454182
Do they even have shows like Eurotrash these days? Even so, I wasn't a little kid, I was about 16
>>63454241
>Staying up late and fapping to this and Sophie Merceau
Best.
>tfw no girls rock out the bush these days
>>63454294
>that scene where Betty flashes her bush at a stranger
>>63453978
>I used to watch Eurotrash on Channel 4 with my mum sometimes
the thought of doing this just gave me erectile dysfunction for life
>>63453829
yes
Let's be totally real here: Fapping to films and european reality shows just feels more fufilling and exciting than porn on the internet.
>Can't have a view of the entire movie and can't scrub through
>Having to wait through ads and bullshit plot stuff
Also all those b-movie vixens like Shannon Tweed, Lisa Boyle, Maria Ford, Julie Strain, Jamie Preissly and others like Alyssa Milano, etc.
>>63454227
DVD commentary on Ringmaster, director Neil Abramson said Michael Jai White got an erection during his sex scene with Jamie Presley, there was "accidental penetration", whatever that means, and the whole scene had to be reshot from the waste up.
>>63454404
she's a big girl.
>>63454404
>the american remake
>>63448924
my nigga
>>63454294
Charlotte Gainsbourg had an extremely hairy bush when she got DP'd by the two black guys in Nymphomaniac. And I don't mean her body double for the insertion scene. before that when the two guys are stripping her, see lots of ass and bush.
>>63454401
>that swimming pool scene
hhnnngggg
>>63454454
f-forher
>>63454513
To be fair I meant IRL girls.
>tfw this thread reminds me that I downloaded every episode of "Colpo Gross", "Naked and Funny" and Tinto Brass' TV series
TIME2FAPand maybe make some webms
>>63452104
>Surfer dude neighbour turns them down
Immersion ruined, fuck this movie
>>63445436
are you me?
>that scene where she opens and closes her legs in court
>>63454591
>"Naked and Funny"
Is that that "European" prank show where they film random guys reacting to women "accidentally" exposing themselves? What the fuck country was that show from anyway?
>>63453211
literally the best hentai ever made
i'm not even memeing
>>63454681
Yep that's the one! They even fuck over normal people too (like they make up a fake dressing room and fuck with people who aren't in on the joke).
I think it's either Russian or Ukrainian.
>>63445655
betas on suicide watch
First time I ever nutted was to this awful show. It didn't even have any nudity, I just jerked off to Sherilyn Fenn's face.
>>63454727
The women on there were unbelievably good looking, so it should be Eastern European, yeah.
>>63454462
>>63453985
you dentist's office had maxim?
niiiice
>>63454462
>>63443895
>chaturbate
That's a good movie
>>63454979
My mother's. I rolled it up and stuffed it in my waistband when the woman at the front desk turned around to the filing cabinets. We didn't have television or anything at the time, so I got a lot of mileage out of that picture.
>>63443895
Who's the pink one so I know what to search for? Please m8s
>>63455045
gotta love those early faps .
could get off to anything, even the scrambled ppv channels
>>63455045
>We didn't have television or anything at the time
what?
>>63454453
>accidental penetration
BULLSHIT
No way was there enough "accidental penetration" that you had to reshoot the scene.
>>63455210
For legal reasons. Just like the scene where Brandon Lee got shot couldn't be used.
>>63453829
>tfw Italian women started shaving their pits and removing all other body hair too
Shit sucks. :(
>>63454888
>laughing asian man with headphones
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>63455324
It's bait. EVERY time he posts it some autist loses his nut
>>63454888
>>63455473
Samefag
>>63443825
Were do home movies fall?
>>63449381
>iwn pleasure and dominate her with my Jew cock and turn her into a Hebrew sympathizer
jdimsa
>>63443607
Well we EVER get this wonderful movie on Blu-ray?
Get your shit together Newline!
>>63444638
Another film thats over do for an HD release
Pic related.
>>63450176
>>63450240
Thats the girl who played Tinker Bell in the Live Action Peter Pan film
>>63449554
Nice arm hair. Happy trail looks airbrushed out.
this thread is fucking sexist
mods, delete this thread
>>63456125
Downboated.
>>63452104
They aired that film in HD a few years back. So nice
>>63443895
>autistic color hair
>nosering
>5 tons of makeup
>wearing a wifebeater
>having a penis
>>63445087
Mah Nigga
>>63456483
BLUE BOARD
>>63445735
>cameltoe
Because that is not a cameltoe
>>63456083
mac demarco?
>>63456516
What is a spoiler image?
Fucking retard.
>>63456766
I know, the mods are prudes.
>>63456766
>5.All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) themes are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
Klip(2012). The Dog Leash scene where she pretends to be a puppy.
Got me all fucked up.
>>63456888
I've been here years and always posted spoilered tasteful nude/semi nude content and not been banned for it. I think the precedent has been set. I never post porn.
Laid Bare
Its not a film but it was all i need back in the day
This. Caught this on the telly back the day and have fapped to it ever since. Not every day you see a big tit blond screwed by a giant maggot alien!
>>63457092
Tell that to the schizophrenic crackhead mods.
>>63443845
Women sports, QVC Models...shows like Naked & Afraid. just make it more fun to see what's on TV than deliberately pop a movie in
>tfw when you mistake a young jamie pressly for margot robbie
Post more Jaime's hairy arms or happy trail please.
>>63457141
galaxy of terror?
