Who was best girl?
>>63441249
Barney
>>63441249
Victoria. It should have ended after the first season.
>>63441249
Your mother
Theres only one answer
>>63441249
Robin des bois
>>63441274
She look like a pig desu senpai
>>63441274
>mfw they give her these stupid quirks like throwing shit around after hyping her return
>>63441249
They were all whores except Lilly and the mother and Lilly was an enormous cunt and likely got dicked out a lot in San Fransisco so the mother was best girl
>>63441249
The girl withe the crazy eyes Marshall dated was top qt
SONOFABITCH
Robin
>>63441450
webm please
>be lily
>left boyfriend in NYC, threw engagement off to pursue my art
>he doesnt want to get back with me so hes just as bad as I am lol
>be hired as an art consultant
>lol my husband is now a judge and I fucking hate him for it
Quinn
>>63441566
This
Cobie "The Queen Of Anal Sex" Smulders
>>63441249
D R O P P E D
Robin honestly was the best. She was the smartest and funniest and most independent. She wasn't good waifu material because she had other life goals, but in terms of raw attractiveness and magnetism of her personality she was easily number one and that's why Ted could never move on to someone else.
>>63441450
D R O P P E D
>>63443646
you forgot some
fuck, /pol/ really is ALWAYS right
no one. literally all the girls on that show were worst.
>>63444546
T H A N K S
>>63441249
Marshall and it isn't even close.
>>63444666
Yeah, so they fit Ted. He was a piece of shit.
![tumblr_lk83ckHegP1qfiuy9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vmPLyYL.jpg "tumblr_lk83ckHegP1qfiuy9[1].jpg")
zoey is da best
this show is pure shit though
Robin best girl but Ted too beta to handle her.
>>63443395
>>63443646
>>63444546
you're not being clever, just obnoxious
hth
>>63443260
explain
>>63445179
proving a point can be obnoxious ey mr jew boy
>>63445200
All the jews are also Irish is that a coincidence?
the cop before the end
i swear this guy had more on screen romances than Barney.
Robin. Beautiful, independent and not too emotional. She's perfect.
>>63446128
I felt bad for her in that episode that turn out she was infertile.
This is like the worst sitcom ever made
>>63441566
/thread
>>63441249
Robin before the show jumped the shark.
High test cupcake girl was nice too, and Zoey.
The mom was the worst one of all.
Barney's best girls were Honey (Katy Perry), Quinn and Nora.
They really should've wrapped the show up by S6, everything after was just cringe. I never even finished the final season, It was so shit.
it depends what you want. nora or Robin.
>>63441249
people actually watch this show.
incredible
how brain dead must you all be
its the same thing every episode
look at the big dumb face in the OP
It's the kind big dumb grin that comes with knowing you're selling schlock to idiots.
worse than cunnyposters, thread hidden.
good day plebs.
>>63441276
REKT
>>63447842
>I never even finished the final season, It was so shit.
You missed cancer. Well done.
It's crazy how the first few seasons of this show were really good and everything from like S4 onwards was literal shit.
>>63444546
>>63443646
>>63443395
gods work anon, gods work
The mother.
Cristin Milioti is fucking adorable.
>good singer
>good actress
>those eyes
>them squirrel teeth
Just take my life already.
>>63445130
I liked the show for everyone but ted
>>63448052
Ye it's sad, It used to be good
Natalie was the best girl because she beat the shit out of Ted for being an impulsive, careless, self-absorbed douche bag.
>>63448164
Ted's sister
>>63445139
This negro gets it.
>>63441276
HOL UP!!!
>>63443395
Obvious kike. >>63443646 and >>63444546
were hidden better.
So lemme sum this here series up: main cast are 3 jews and a white homosexual with a straight nigger brother...
Thanks for ruining this show for me /pol/.
For a while Lily had a hot as fuck kind of bob haircut and darker hair.
Was hot as FUCK. Really wanted to FUCK her.
>>63447842
They were actually planning to wrap it by season 6 but CBS wanted to extend.
>>63448404
This is the one I mean.
My fucking dick.
>McLaren's doesn't exist
JUST
>>63447842
>I never even finished the final season, It was so shit.
Same here partner and I have Season 1 - 8 on dvd.
>>63448480
yeah that was really nice but she just looks like a jew rat without it
>>63448493
That place would be cramped to the roof with chinese tourists anyway.
Seems like Robin is winning.
>>63447842
>>63448480
Damn. The two main female characters were so hot in the early seasons.
Literally perfect
Ted's daughter
>>63448607
Um so what is she up to lately other than being a semen demon?
So I stopped following this show after it turned shit, and even after it finished I never bothered to look it up, so I ask of you anons
Who was the "mother"?
>>63448636
Some ugly hag probably jewish so that Teds jew genes don't get watered down.
>It's a Barney's workplace episode with Marshall
Literal chemo, were usually good.
>>63448636
Some cunt he met at Robin and Barney's wedding
They fucked got two kids but then she died
Finally the story ends and he goes "So, that's how I met your mother" and the kids tell him that they think he's clearly still in love with Robin
So he takes his ebin meme blue horn he stole way back then and goes to Robin and they smile at each other
>>63448661
>>63448676
Wait, what? They just pull a character out of their ass near the end? It's not even someone that was already a character in the show at one point?
>>63448493
why the hell would you want to go there?
>>63448722
Yes.
>>63448636
Literally just some girl. It's about Ted finding happiness at last... which he does...before the mother croaks, leaving him a widower and it turns out the whole series has been about him going after Robin again and squaring it with his kids.
>>63448722
Yup.
She was supposedly there many, many times but you never saw her so they could have picked anyone.
You know, the thing with the "I saw the back of her foot" or "She was in this lecture room" or "This was her umbrella I stole", shit like that.
They just picked a literal who actress.
>>63448636
Some character that was added in the legendary shitty final season that we were supposed to like but no one did.
At least she got keked post-mortem by Robin.
>>63448742
>>63448745
>>63448752
>>63448772
So the conclusion to premise ( including the actual fucking title of the show ) was just something they pulled out of their ass? They had 9 seasons worth of episodes to foreshadow and build up to this one question, and they just deus ex machina the shit out of it at the very ending?
That's absolutely disgusting
I just hated how autistic ted was.
And all because they had to extend that dumb show.
This show just became so bad.
And I'm not talking about the last season only.
It was just the same shit over and over. Barney being "legendary", Ted being a whiny loser looking for love, Lily being a manipulative bitch, Robin being a tough "I'm like a guy but with tits" canadian.
Bleh.
cobie smulders gives me tingles
>>63448722
The whole series was
the build up to meeting her. She's introduced at the end of Season 8. A lot of the final Season is spent exploring their relationship milestones... then they actually meet in the last episode... She kicks like 10-12 years later.
>>63448772
Ted was a damn fool for pushing so hard about marriage kids etc. Just go with it and enjoy the Robiny goodness.
If you unironically believe HIMYM is better than Big Bang Theory you're a cunt with garbage taste.
HIMYM is literally the bottom of the barrel.
>>63448848
It's not satisfying at all to the audience though. The fun was trying to figure out who it was eventually going to be, and for the writers to just asspull a character into existence in the last season and go "whep that's her" is fucking shitty
Why didn't they make an episode where Lily goes back to being a shopaholic.
She knows she can't possibly tell Marshall she fell back into her old habits again so she visits Barney in his apartment who offers to pay for all the bills, but in return she has to do anything he wants for the rest of the day.
This of course includes things such as footjobs, anal and later when all the friends meet in the bar she'd have to suck him off under the table while Marshall is there, not aware.
>>63448807
Yes also the entire final season takes place over one weekend of Ted getting married to her. It's the worst final season of a show ever.
>>63448900
>bottom of the barrel
Oh please, there are plenty of sitcoms much more unwatchable.
Have you ever seen Melissa & Joey for example? Or "Dads" with Seth McGreen?
What about Two Broke Girls?
>>63448984
Imagining Neil Patrick Harris' face as he coats Lily in jizz does sound like it'd make for a good episode.
>>63449005
Am I glad I stopped watching that shitshow, my god
>>63449013
You've got some good points but I think I've conditioned myself to where I'm uncontrollably biased against HIMYM.
Two Broke Girls is fucking horse shit though, definitely.
>>63448807
The last episode was dark as fuck. I was ok with him going back to Robin... even thought the very last scene and song were fitting. They needed to stretch it out over the entire season. Instead, they spend the entire final season at Barney and Robin's wedding weekend, then cram their ensuing divorce and the subsequent seventeen years into the final hour. Would've made for a dark season but it would've worked.
>>63448900
It's not bottom of the barrel, but it's not good. First couple of seasons are quite good I would say. BBT is trash as well, but probably better than HIMYM.
>>63449013
Whoah lets not bring 2 Broke Girls into this
Easily pic related, even though it was only guest episode
Fuck everyone but Marshall. ESPECIALLY fuck Lily. Complete cunt and always put as being in the right for it.
>Purposefully ruins her friends relationships for years because she has some dumb vision about what she wants her own life to be like when she's 80
>Left Marshall to fail at art and then refused to let him move on until he took her back, even though if she'd been successful she'd have never returned
>Went into terrible debt because she's a vain bitch, forcing Marshall to accept a job he doesn't even want
>Later gets butthurt that he's starting to enjoy the job and almost leaves again, only being stopped at the last second by Ted
>Openly tried to ruin Teds life because he called her a grinch and couldn't accept that she could have possibly acted wrong at any point
>Applies retarded kindergarten tactics in real life and talks down to/insults anyone who disagrees with her style, even if others could get fired because of it
>Gets mad when people don't hate the people she hates yet is always doing it herself
>Can never be trusted with information, always goes straight to the person it's about because that'll clearly help
>When her husband has reached a dead-end in the career he now hates (which was bought on by her debt) and has a split-second decision to make on a life changing moment that would provide for his entire family, she gets upset that he said yes instead of supporting her 1-year job in Italy that she only has because her "boss" is an eccentric idiot
>When he finally mans up and calls her out on ONE of these things, she runs away so that she wins the argument by guilt-tripping him
Ted, Robin and Barney were also complete tools, but at least they had shit happen to him as karma.
Marshall was always the good guy who did what was right, and acted as a moral compass, even when he gets dealt the shittest hand of all (Bitch of a wife, job that makes him depressed, dad dying). He deserved The Mother in the end.
>>63449140
I would love to fuck Lily.
Breed her, even.
>>63449005
>Yes also the entire final season takes place over one weekend of Ted getting married to her.
I'd actually forgotten that.
Most of the episodes were shit filler crap that no one cared about and then they rushed the last episode somehow and crammed 15 years in 1 hour and killed the Mother for no reason. Retarded.
>>63449099
HIMYM always did the poignant moments well. That remained true till the end. Unfortunately, the comedy around it went increasingly to shit as the series wore on.
You now remember the Marshall and baby rhyming episode.
Who was the mother? I never finished this show and don't care to either. Also who was the dad again?
>>63449370
Are you stupid
>>63449243
> Could've spent episodes actually establishing Ted and Robin's loneliness in middle age
>Would've strengthened the ending tremendously
> Make absolute bullshit filler episodes instead
JUST
>>63449243
Slogged through the inexcusably awful last few seasons, but 1 minute into that episode I turned it off. Never seen it. Never will.
>>63449441
Thank you for answering my question you absolute fucking asshole. I hope you and your mother get sent to hell. I hope satan morphs into a rotweiler with a big fucking cock and knots your mother in front of you - busting a thick, juicy nut inside of her bleeding pussy. I hope you forces you to lick up the oozing cum from her cunt.
>>63449469
It was a completely pointless episode. The whole thing was about trying to get the baby to sleep on a bus ride. Added nothing to the story. Filming literal shit for twenty-one minutes would've made a better episode.
>>63449492
>believes in hell and satan
Confirmed moron.
>>63448493
>McLaren's doesn't exist
Try leaving the house sometime. There are countless bars just like this.
>>63449492
Call me a cynic, but I don't think that any of this is going to happen.
>>63449716
and they're all shit
Zoey was nice.
Anyone else think Ted was punching way above his weight class in terms of chicks?
I could understand Barney getting chicks (stud charm, good-looking, fashionable, rich) and even Marshall (Tall, bear-like, simplistic charm, good dude).
Did Ted really have game? Sometimes he was broish when he was wingmanning with Barney desu.
>>63448807
I guess the problem was, that the show was originally intended to end after 4-5 seasons. They decided to milk the cash cow, so it was impossible for the writers to meaningfully tie all the clues together they gave throughout the first seasons. Things like the yellow umbrella were never introduced with another 5 seasons in mind.
>>63448404
literally the worst she's ever looked
>>63441277
She wasn't in the show
>>63449135
>You will never take Katy Perry to Poundtown.
;_;
Lily. I only watched the show because I'm a willowfag.
>tfw 9 seasons and robin and lily never fucked
>>63450093
>ywn take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town
>>63441249
Lilly when she was tanned and dat haircut
>>63450133
I don't know man. Lily never even gave me any funny feeling in the pants whatsoever during the entire show.
I think she's just not my type at all, like asian/arab/black women, not even a tickle.
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>you will never pull off a green suit
Stella universally panned, absolutely rekt.
Wasn't she intented as the mom originally?
>>63449716
Yes, the entire point of McLaren's was that it was just an interchangeable generic bar.
>>63450031
>Anyone else think Ted was punching way above his weight class in terms of chicks?
That's pretty much how all sitcoms get cast, because tv execs assume dudes won't watch female leads who aren't fuckable.
>>63450031
Ted's game was that he was intelligent, safe and related well with women. More like bf material where as Barney is more like fuckable material. That's why Ted was bad at getting one night stands but women who were looking for relationships were glued to his dick. I know this because it is my game.
Also Robin was a fluke and he knew it.
>>63450383
>my wife's son, the chick
Good thing it ended
Robin's little sister of course.
It's the episode where Robin drops the ILY bomb back at Ted. He was a good dude at times.
Barney's sister
>>63450391
There is actually a recreation of McLarens in Berlin. And there actual bar does exist in NY but it's an overcrowded overpriced tourist hellhole
>>63445139
I really liked Zoey as well, but that building had to be torn down.
>>63450605
shit forgot about Benzo
>>63449469
For me too. It's my guilty pleasure show so I have seen the whole show through several times, including the final season. But i've never watched that episode beyond the moment when you realize it's all going to be in rhyme.
>>63450747
Fucking hnnnnnng.
Cobie is underrated.
RANDOM FACTS ALERT!!!
Alyson Hannigan is voiced by the lady pic related in the german voice-over of HIMYM.
Hannigan had different artists giving her a voice in, e.g. American Pie, HIMYM or Buffy.
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>>63449716
>tfw you live in italy and most bars are like this
Cupcake girl, Bilson, or the captains blond.
Tracy McConnell, obviously.
>>63448607
would it have been weird if they used her to play the mother? i mean, after 9 years she was old enough to pull it off.
>>63448607
Hell it probably would have made lots of sense, they could have even pulled off some "Feel" moments by having her look just like her.
>>63449140
She looks like a fun Hate-fuck.
>>63450031
>Did Ted really have game?
dude was a creepy ass near-stalker
>>63451834
in real life he wouldnt have had a sinlge girlfriend
>>63451834
Yeah he really was, but sometimes he was alright and smooth when picking up sloots.
>>63453377
Ted had a kind of non-threatening male sexuality that women tend to like in rebound guys and throw-away boyfriends.
He's a textbook deluded lonely nerd boy.
He thinks he's cultured, romantic, spontaneous and charming. But most of the time he's just pretentious, clingy, neurotic and emotionally manipulative.
Barney's ending was too sad. He never really hurt anyone, you think those chicks cared about that one night stand a week later?
He almost got JUSTed
>>63449140
>He deserved The Mother in the end.
That would have been quite the twist.
>>63453661
ye he was pretty damn fedora sometimes.
if he had just gone with it, and kept his fucking hopes and dreams to himself instead of shoving them in the face of every chick he met he wouldn't have turned out so needy and mopey
>muh fairytale ending
>muh whitepicket fence
>muh future kids
Geez chicks want that too, eventually. Be cool about and tap some strange, have fun.
Why was Don scrapped alltogether, even though it was hinted at that he would become Robin's husband?
>>63449140
I agree. I really hated Lily. She did the worst things.
>yousunnuvabitch xD
Fuck off cunt
I've heard the whole temporary break-up thing is based off one of the showrunners or writers relationships.
It's not like it was ambiguous, she was wrong the entire time. She fucked up. I don't know why she thought she could lecture the rest, as if she was the voice of reason in the group. She was the fucking worst.
>>63454022
I think both Don and >>63450383 were slated to be end game. But CBS didn't want the show to end.
Did they ever explain how Ted would turn into Bob Saget?
They stopped with his voice over in the late seasons didn't they?
>>63453879
Honestly, I think Ted was worse than Barney most of the time.
Yeah, Barney was sleazy but he was honest about what he was doing, Catch and Release. Ted toyed with people's emotions for his own gratification.
Stella was actually the best girl because she did to Ted what Ted did to girls like Zoey and Victoria.
>Don't mind me, just being the best girl.
>>63454296
>stealing her boyfriends dogs
seems like a bitch to me
>>63454022
The actor landed a lead on his own sitcom that bombed hard.
The better question is why did they turn Chef Nick in to a drooling moron out of nowhere instead of coming up with a legitimate reason for him and Robin to break up?
>>63454250
Yeah I suppose that was justice in a way. He was very self-absorbed, only cared about his future never the chick he was promising the world to every time.
Robin
Always Robin
People who compare TBBT to HIMYM are fucktarded. Sure HIMYM had some seriously fucking low lows, but it's highs greatly surpassed any of the meiocre content TBBT has served up. Name one ep of TBBT that is better than HIMYMs Time Travel ep. They even did Sci fi better than the nerd show. Suckitfams
>>63454296
yep
>>63454296
Its a shame they never did a gag of her dressing as Robin.
>>63453377
>>63450747
>>63454296
>>63454510
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
I stopped watching this show after like 5 seasons but she was the best by far when i did.
Would literally make my dick diamonds for 22 minutes every week.
best himym thread ever?
>>63454387
Yeah, he wasn't promising THE world to these girls, he was promising HIS world.
>>63454637
>I stopped watching this show after like 5 seasons
Wise decision. You missed absolutely nothing Anon. Went to complete shit.
It went from real feels and characters to inauthentic garbage. It was almost like post-Charlie Two and half men where everyone became a retard clown.
It took me minute to realize that Blah Blah was Sally's teacher from Mad Men.
Also, after re-watching that episode I feel like Blah Blah probably wasn't as crazy as Ted told it. She was just nervous and insecure (like Ted usually was) and the gang was just being aloof to her because they knew Tec would dump her soon anyway.
>>63454840
>>63454840
She's also the raped wife in True Detective 2.
Worst final season ever?
Worst finale ever?
Sharpest decline ever?
Prolly famfam
>>63449101
>our children
>will always hear
>romantic tales
>of distant years
>our gilded age may come and go
>our crooked dream will always glow
song was perfect. then they ruined the whole sequence when they threw the mother at the end of the freeze frames in the credits
>>63451167
*holds up fact*
>>63455247
That's objectively Dexter by far
>>63454637
No wonder he had oneitis for her
>>63454840
There's video of her diddling herself
None of the main actresses got lewd though, sad
>>63457127
>diddling
What are you, 12?
>>63448493
Why don't you just go to the place they based it on.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lbailey211/this-is-the-real-mclarens-pub-from-how-i-met-your-e9sd#.tv1QAzxM6
>>63454211
It was revealed that Josh Radnor is actually Bob Saget with makeup.
>>63450605
God, that was such bullshit. She and Ted dating, her cartoonish character. Fuck that. She's not Barney's sister, she's just some random cunt.
>>63450260
you seem boring
>there are people allowed to reproduce RIGHT NOW who hate Tracey
>>63441249
fucking shitty show where they're drinking all the time. compare it to seinfeld, they never drink. main character has messy bed-head hair and is constantly searching for a soul mate and going on dates with idiots. this show not only is unfunny, but is a bad influence on younger viewers.
How would you have ended the show?
It must be pretty hard for them not to flop considering the massive build up they had to it
>ted finally meets dream girl
>spends ages staring at her, love at first sight sort of shit
>finally returns to current day ted
>'and that kids is how I met your mother'
>'if only I'd had the courage to talk to her'
>camera changes to the sofa where the kids are sat, it's now empty
>teds sat in an empty room all alone
>he spent so long putting this mystery woman on a pedestal that he missed his chance to find happiness
>spent the rest of his life building up a fantasy family that he had with this woman who's name he doesn't even know
>bursts in to tears, getting worse and worse until he loses control and starts sobbing
>credits roll
>>63445139
This none of the girls quite captured my heart quite like Zoey did. Looking back on it I think she was near perfect. I hated how much of a shitty end they gave them.
>>63450031
>Barney was fashionable
Wearing a suit all of the time is meme worthy and makes you look like an ass.
>>63457157
HNNNNGGG
Not even Ted could resist that.
>>63445179
i wonder who could be behind this post?
Victoria was damn nice
Also did any girl on this show have the ass cause I'm drawing a blank here?
>>63460978
Victoria was a gimmick, but she had the best/biggest boobs on the show BY FAR
Robin was clearly the best girl however as much as Lily pops more boners for me
>>63460978
HIGH TEST
I
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>>63460978
>>63441274
Best waifu
I was hoping they'd end up together even though she isn't the mother.
>>63459321
easy on the projection bro
>>63456611
nothing can top the awfulness of HIMYM final season
