This is Kubrick's best film. Prove me wrong, /tv/.
>>63437690
How could we disprove something that's true?
Better question; What would you do if you were in Tom Cruise's situation when he's singled out in the middle of the circle.
He didn't even finalize the editing you pleb
>>63438210
fuck off jew, prove me wrong
What was up with the costume store owner being cool with the two japs that were screwing his daughter?
>>63438195
What else? Meme till they fuck me to death, this is America goddamnit.
>>63437690
>>63438195
scream JUST and tell them i'm actuallyCIA
>>63438210
But he did. The urban legend arose from initial viewers thinking it sucked and the occult of its themes mixed.
Hell, it even got censored with CGI for the American release with Kubrick's consent.
>>63438307
wats dis
>>63438307
3rd best, nice try
>>63438307
Good choice, not my personal top favorite of his, but I can understand why someone would rate as his top work.
>>63437690
I don't remember that picture from Dr. Stranglove
>>63437690
That scene was very unsettling.
>>63437690
Challenge accepted.
Dr Strangelove <Best
2001
A Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
Barry Lyndon
Paths Of Glory
The Shining
Eyes Wide Shut <Worst
>>63438489
not even close .. sorry pal
>>63437690
The Shining is his best
Eyes Wide Shut is my favourite
>>63438489
That is by far the worst assessment of Kubrick I've ever seen. God must have given you donkey brains.
>>63438489
You're pretty far from what I would call a taste but okay. Care to explain how A Clockwork Orange is better than Barry Lyndon?
>>63438533
Easy. I liked it more--Ryan O'Neal isn't a very good actor. Also, I forgot Spartacus, which I liked
>This is Kubrick's best film. Prove me wrong, /tv/.
but dr strangelove exists, anon
>>63438592
>spartacus
>kubrick
lol, are you retarded? just go back to imdpleb kid
>>63438592
Aaalright, that's pretty awful.
>>63438592
spartacus was a shit tier film .. kubrick himself admitted it .. how can one be so plebe
>>63438592
>Spartacus
Ok, what are you doing with your life man?
Barry Lyndon
2001
Dr. Strangelove
A Clockwork Orange
The Shining
Eyes Wide Shut
Full Metal Jacket
everything else
>>63437690
>prove me wrong
How about you prove it's his best film first
>>63438675
>the shining and ews not in top 3
need i even say it?
>>63438643
>>63438628
>>63438645
I liked Spartacus. Sue me you fucking nerds lol
>>63437690
I think it's a matter of taste. For me it's probably Paths of Glory but i've probably seen The Shining or Clockwork Orange the most times over the years.
>>63438694
it's a fact guy
>>63438710
I don't have to, you're already critically bankrupt.
>>63438722
Agreed, but definitely Eyes Wide Shut wasn't as good as Dr Strangelove or 2001
>>63438969
This desu
>>63439006
Lolita would always be bottom 3 in my opinion, with high tendency to be the "official" worst.
completely shit except for the house party scenes. Tension that is never resolved. Why does this board have such a hardon for blue balls filmmaking? By the way this is when you tell me to go see capeshit because you have no response
>>63439095
>completely shit except for the house party scenes. Tension that is never resolved.
wow completely outted yourself as a pleb
>>63439120
>ad hominem
that's ok I didn't expect any better
>>63439095
You don't have to dislike a film just because you don't understand it anon
>>63439159
but no one understands it and if you claim you do you're the ultimate pleb, like those guys looking at Jackson Pollock paintings and nodding understandingly
>>63438244
he cut a deal with them after .. its all about the money friend
>>63439178
kek .. yea, no one understands it
nice one pleb
>>63439178
>no one understands it
>>63439218
>>63439219
the green and brown dichotomy symbolises how money controls our lives but money is just like shit - everyone has some but some have more and like to spread it around. The blue symbolizes hope of escape and ascension. Kek @ those plebz who don't get it
>>63439178
>>63439261
on some real autism shit mah nigga
>>63439219
>>63439271
>>63439218
>Wide Shut feels overblown, unresolved; in a better world it would not be the last work of an illustrious career.
Joe Morgenstern
Wall Street Journal
>It's empty of ideas, which is fine, but it's also empty of heat.
Stephen Hunter
Washington Post
>Eyes Wide Shut turns into a series of haphazard revelations that come to very little.
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
>professional movie critics say there is barely any meaning to it
>anon from /tv/ knows better
>>63439331
>listening to critics
I want plebbit to leave.
>>63439331
Not sure if meta comedy genius or idiot
I'm laughing either way
>>63439331
kek .. keep digging that hole faggot
![Immanuel_Kant2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xoFhPq9.jpg "Immanuel_Kant2[1].jpg")
>>63439331
>le appeal to authority.
u srs niqqa?
>>63439353
>>63439360
>>63439373
>>63439380
these people have seen more movies than you've heard about anons. After all only watching Godard, Kubrick and Truffaut tends to limit your knowledge of the wider medium. I know ad hominems make you feel better though, so keep going
>>63439380
>want to know about subject
>see a professional's opinion
>w-why are you appealing to authority though?!
>>63439219
>>63439218
are you those faggots who also claim to understand Lynch movies despite him explicitly saying they have no objective meaning?
>>63439395
but the themes in ews aren't even remotely abstract or indecipherable. It's not even a complex movie.
>>63439436
people who know more about movies than you seem to disagree.
>>63439395
>>63439432
samefags
>>63439395
Anon, everybody knows newspaper critics are humongous plebs. These, specifically, are from the film's initial release.
If you knew your history, you'd see that every single Kubrick film has been appaled by these "critics" every single time to further praise it 10 years later. Check it out, it's hilarious.
>>63439466
almost every single movie in history gets better reviews as time goes on. A lot of the time it's due to contrarians
>>63437690
>This is Kubrick's best film
the bar isn't very high. Although I enjoyed 2001 a lot more
>>63439523
That's quite a blunt generalization, and a falsehood, too.
>>63439580
no it's not. You just have to pay attention. Of course contemporary critics will be the harshest
>>63437690
It would be even better if it were the actual full version. You see, they removed the scenes which contained yhibnrfjck,,nnnnnnnnnnnnn,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,
>>63438489
Literally reddit
>Best
Barry Lyndon
>Top Tier
Lolita, 2001, Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, The Shining
>Absolutely Great Tier
Eyes Wide Shut, Paths of Glory
>Better than anything else that gets shat out tier
Full Metal Jacket,
>>63438592
>i liked it more
That doesn't mean it is better. The thread asked for best, not most liked.
>>63438244
It's higly propable that he already sold his daugther to the occult secte that produce massive orgy.
i'd say the scene with the japs was just to scare them off and make'em pay hell load of money
This is supported by the total lack of fuck given by her daughter who seemed more amused than anything by her father's anger
>>63439395
> hate the film because he is a utter faggot
> pretends to see a professional opinion
> cherry pick three faggot that disliked kubrick
> pretends that the discussion is over
> meanwhile real professional like kubrick himself has already stated that it was his best film
Just get the fuck out plebs
>>63439331
Go look up the type of books Stephen Hunter writes, and then realize that none of those three critics are respected. They are critics for the popcorn and explosions crowd.
>>63439178
All I'm reading here is that you're too much of a pleb to realize that Jackson Pollock's big secret is that his famous stuff was him just splattering his John Hancock over and over on canvas with varying colors of paint.
>>63441245
kek
>>63438244
the whole thing was staged. it was a warning to bill that they would do something to his daughter.
>>63441408
bit of a reach here
The only people claim that it's the best is due to god-tier cult scene. Kubrick has better films, but it's a 9/10 nonetheless
>>63441427
like fuck it is.
1. unbelievable coincidence that he'd run into three separate instances of extreme, almost unbelievable sexual horror in a span of a day and a half.
2. "milich" is a replacement owner for the costume shop, and the film really lingers on that detail.
3. hell of a fucking coincidence that "milich's daughter" has the same hair color as bill's wife and daughter.
4. it's unbelievable that a father would pimp out his own daughter when he didn't need the money. and even if he did, he certainly wouldn't parade it the way "milich" does.
>mfw people are even trying to dispute this
It's by far his best. Solid 8/10
Top-tier Kubrick:
>Eyes Wide Shut
>Full Metal Jacket
>The Shining
>2001: A Space Odyssey
>Dr. Strangelove
>Paths of Glory
Great-tier Kubrick:
>Barry Lyndon
>A Clockwork Orange
>Lolita
>The Killing
Good-tier Kubrick:
>Spartacus
Just my opinion senpais.
>>63441570
still not seeing it anon
>>63441570
The film is just a metaphor for his lack of masculinity. The occultism evidenced in the sumptuous masquerade orgies is merely symbolic, a metaphor for his fear of sex.
>>63441770
i like this .. but idk if its that simple
>>63437690
2001: A Space Odyssey made the Sight & Sound top 10 greatest films of all time several times.
>GOD TIER
2001: A Space Odyssey
Dr. Strangelove
Barry Lyndon
Eyes Wide Shut
Paths of Glory
>GREAT TIER
Full Metal Jacket
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
>GOOD TIER
The Killing
>MEH TIER
Lolita
Spartacus
Killer's Kiss
Fear and Desire
>>63438195
keep mask on and start beating off, no one wants to go near a guy who's beating off, and hell, they might even let me stay and get some pussy
lets be real he got murdered for making this movie didnt he
>>63443220
He was a fairlybig guy. He could have just been claimed by beetus or something.
>>63437690
It's also the best Christmas movie
>>63437690
Not saying much. His movies are trash.
Once you grow out of your pseudo-intellectual hipster phase you'll understand this. And maybe you'll finally get the purpose of movies. By the way, liking Kubrick doesn't impress anyone at all. Have a good day, Mr. White.
>>63443639
goes without saying desu
>>63443695
shit tier bait, faggot
>>63437690
>Subjective opinion
>Proof
>>63443695
>>63438489
>The Shining worse than Full Metal Jacket
Kill yourself.
>>63438290
kek, i read this in his voice. its perfect
>>63442850
>GOD TIER
in no particular order
good rankings, doc
>>63441690
Full Metal Jacket really isn't that good, definitely worse than Barry Lyndon.
>>63444306
>pleb says full metal jacket isnt good
>it aint me starts playing
>>63441597
>his best
>8/10
Fucking kek.
>>63438195
I'd run the fuck out.
Then probably get raped and killed.
>>63437690
CAN'T DO IT
fuckin pussies .. i knew /tv/ would fail my challenge
Not saying Barry Lyndon isn't a bad movie, but it does nothing for me.
>>63444921
>Not saying Barry Lyndon is a bad movie
typo
are there any other movies with EWS's aesthetic where everything is dreamy and dimmed
>>63445399
the ninth gate
>>63444921
Barry Lyndon is good, but it's not even better than The Shining
>>63445547
>Ninth Gate
Buy a pack of Marlboro's if you plan on watching this
Depp will give you second hand smoke out the fucking screen
BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY SYMMETRY
FUCKING PLEBIANS UP IN THIS
Love the color contrast between red and blue in this movie.
>>63445950
kek so true family
>>63442850
now this is a list i can get behind. assuming no order within tiers.
2nd half FMJ > 1st half
>>63446044
>Would you willingly contract AIDS to sleep with that dirty prostitute
eye wood desu
>>63442850
>>63446270
>the shining
>not god tier
>>63446270
>>63446300
kek .. domino gotDROPPED
>>63438195
>What would you do
Clap
I don't like Kubrick's films but I really loved this one, the atmosphere was overwhelming.
This and all the shits like "omg could this be true"
>>63447507
Totes my friend
That is so weird, i could have sworn kubrick directed a clockwork orange.
>>63437690
Debating the best Plebrick film is like debating the tallest person in /fit/.
>>63447719
>Plebrick
your comments are irrelevant guy
>>63446300
the roommate encounter was staged. she didn't really have hiv.
>>63448386
no it wasn't
>>63438366
fucking nasa build a lens with the biggest diaphragm aperture ever for this scene
