So I assume when the 17th rolls around most of us will be avoiding /tv/ like the plague for a few weeks?
Nah, lad. I'm ready to shitpost spoilers everywhere.
>17th
Try a day before, Im gonna watch it the 16th at 18:00 gmt +1.
Why would you want to miss the most amazing time of our lifetime? It's going to be glorious, mate.
Why? Is some Russian mob going to hack us all or something?
Why even come here now?
>>63434312
Everything about it has already leaked. It's shit movie with shit agenda.
>>63434312
People will be posting spoilers all over 4chan
>>63434312
why? memes are literally the only good thing thats going to come out of the new movies
im waiting for a leak i don't want to get shot at the theater
Not really considering the whole plot has already been spoiled
http://heroicuniverse.com/major-star-wars-the-force-awakens-info-leaks-on-web/
Should I spoiler myself?
>>63434424
>Do share then.
>>63434427
You're right, I should go out and live my life rather waste it on this silly website.
So long faggots.
>>63434427
>People will be posting spoilers all over 4chan
wait. people are actually going to watch it?
If my local theatre hasn't sold out yet, I still sort of want to buy midnight tickets so I can participate in the massive blaze of shitposting ASAP. My birthday is the 18th so it would be a great present from myself to me.
Otherwise, yeah.
>>63434312
>not going to see it in GLORIOUS IMAX 3D on release
you're asking to be buttraped and sold into slavery
>>63434312
>avoiding /tv/ like the plague for a few weeks?
>plague
>plagueis
Darth Plagueis confirmed for Snoke.
Its gonna be great
>>63434577
It'll be fine
>>63434577
It may go too far in a few places...
>>63434562
>To cheat death is a power only one has achieved. But if we work together, I know we can discover the secret
Sheev wasn't lying.
>>63434453
>I don't want to get lightsabered at the theater
Fixed
>>63434312
We already know pretty much what's going to happen m8
>>63434453
Just go for a midweek morning matinee.
Cheaper, fewer people. Nobody would bother shooting up a matinee.
>>63434644
SHEEV LIVES
I'll be flying all day the 16th, then doing shit all day the 17th and seeing it the 18th so I'll be here making spoiler threads as soon as I'm back from the theater
>>63434702
*this
>>63434729
#SHEEVLIVESMATTER
>Going to have to put up with people clapping, cheering and forcing out laughter
Is anyone else seriously considering just watching it 2 months from now in an empty cinema just to really take in the movie without the hype?
I'm going to see it on the 16th and I'n going to fucking spoil everyone
>>63434504
>using both reddit and 8gag
>>63434874
im not considering watching it at all if that counts
you act like youre enjoying high art or something you stupid nigger
its literally a family movie for the masses. its even disney for fucks sake
>>63434874
I won't even have to wait 2 months. The Wednesday morning after release won't be too packed.
I'll see the movie whenever it becomes available by alternative means. I genuinely have no interest in this movie.
I feel like it's just going to be boring and the same shit we seen in Star Trek.
Who /makingupspoilers/ here?
I already have a few ideas about the black kids parents.
SNAPE KILLS DINDU.
You'll be so behind on /tv/'s newest dank memes that it will take you years to catch up.
>>63434494
http://millenniumfalcon.com/
>sword = lightsaber
>candy=lightsaber
its code in case it leaked
>>63434312
>a few weeks
Good quality versions won't leak out online for months.
I already read the updated spoilerboard so I'll probably post here exclusively.
>>63435041
You are actually correct.
>>63434312
Yep
http://heroicuniverse.com/major-star-wars-the-force-awakens-info-leaks-on-web/
>>63434994
>I genuinely have no interest in this movie.
This.
>>63434935
and this
I have less interest in watching this than I did for Jurassic World, and I honestly did see it about 2.5 months after it was first released.
Plus, like...why would anyone care about spoilers? It's fucking Star Wars. And it's a Disney movie.
>>63434729
>>63434773
Well I was referring to Plagueis, but this works too.
For anyone who wants to spoil the plot for themselves.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
>>63435211
>>63435327
>people acting like speculation based off autistically pouring over trailers is based in fact
the "Kylo is Han's son and Kylo kills Han" is literally based on nothing but fanwankery and things Lawrence Kasdan and Harrison Ford said 30 years ago
>>63435360
It's also based on the fact that the actor playing Kylo physically resembles Harrison Ford. The fact that Han seems to be in the Obi-wan role in the trailer. And the fact that Ford is the oldest of the old cast and may very well get too sick to play the role again in three and six years time.
It's a logical inference based on those facts.
the shit posting will kick into *cough* light speed once some sort of cam rip or whatever comes out. Being at that point people can start posting screen shots and that's when all hell breaks loose.
before a cam version comes out at best you get some rant posts but that's about it.
>>63435856
>It's also based on the fact that the actor playing Kylo physically resembles Harrison Ford.
Fuck off, you idiot.
Driver looks absolutely nothing like Ford.
>>63434312
>17th
I'll probably aim for the 13th.
>>63434312
Im watching a movie at 17th at 00:01, UTC+1. My plan is to stay away form /tv/ and /b/ for entire of 16th.
>>63434330
Why wait?
http://millenniumfalcon.com
>>63435856
both sequels to the movie will be out in three years.
Disney is going to want to ease people into this new trilogy and the new characters, they're not going to risk pissing people off by killing off any of the big 3. If anyone dies, it won't be until Episode VIII.
As I said, you have absolutely new evidence that Han is going to die or that Kylo is his son except baseless speculation
>>63435360
Han dies, just let it go
>USA - 14 December 2015 (Los Angeles, California) (premiere)
fug
>>63436512
>entire shooting script is baseless speculation
Denial is the first stage
>>63434312
is anyone actually going to go see this shitfest? life long fan here but im not taking my kids to see this multicultural garbage.
>>63436557
Show me the script, faggot. All that's been passed around is that Google doc that outright says in the first paragraph that it's just speculation based on trailers and admits act 3 is mostly bullshit
>>63436586
http://millenniumfalcon.com
And note this is a site that had episode 2&3 leaks that were accurate
>>63436566
I'm taking my wife's son. Finn is a strong role model for him.
>>63434702
>SHOOTING AT NEW STAR WARS MOVIE MATINEE
>NOT EVEN THE YOUNGLINGS SURVIVED
>>63434312
>tfw will be watching a camrip
Can't wait.
>>63434312
I don't believe in spoilers.
>>63434464
wew lad
>>63434312
>for a few weeks
The memes alone will make this place virtually uninhabitable for months. I don't think anything will have the longevity of Bane, though. That shit has transcended memehood.
I'm retarded and can't remember this from the leaks. Does Finn die?
So who else is gonna take notes of lines to make memes off?
I wanna go but i don't want get shot up. I haven't been in a theater since 2011 and the dark knight rises massacre ended that for me.. :(
>>63434312
No i actually want to see spoilers cuz im not goin to see the movie.
Just gonna casually watch it when it comes up on basic cable
>>63439529
i'm sure the time you would have spent watching it will be tremendously well spent
>>63434312
I'm seeing it on the 18th brah.
If youre too cheap to go to the cinema you deserve spoilers.
The script's been out for ages, I don't give a single fuck about spoilers.
