WE GOT BEETS
>Lisa needs braces
>Dental plan
so i says to mable i says
"Im seein double here; four Krustys!"
There's just too many tbqh
I for one welcome our new insect overlords
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
GO TO HELL GO TO HELL
JUST WALK, DONT RUN
DRINK JUICE, YUM YUM
Anything from the Steamed Hams segment
>The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
>>63433802
May I see it?
>>63433802
>Yes
>Wow, I'm making record time!
>If only I had someplace to be
>Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
>NO FUNERAL
They were so good at making hilarious jokes about depressing lives
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti meals in one day.
>Ah nuts
>I mean
>Ah nuts
> Dr Zaius
We can't do it, man! That's discipline! That's like tellin' Gene Krupa not to go "boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom bam bam bam, boom boom boom bam ba ba ba ba, da boo boo tss!
I'm just.... one person
een america, first you get de sugar, den you get de power, den you get de women
See my west, see my west...
>>63434075
*vest
>Mr Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%?
>Ooh, a garage! Well la di da, Mr. French Man!
>What do you call it?
>A car hold!
>spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does
>>63434067
>Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?
>"GO BACK TO AFRICA, YOU NIGGER"
Favorite quote by far.
>>63434128
>care hole
>I call the big one Bitey
Is this a sham marriage?
Sure baby, is that a problemo?
THAT'S IT BACK TO WINNIPEG
I will
>Is that gum
>Is that gum
>Is that cum
If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
I sleep in a racing car. Do you?
>>63434332
I sleep in a big bed with my wife's son
This is a black day for baseball
>>63434193
Don't you have better things to do, Matt?
The waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos
>SNORKY... TALK... MAN
>>63434394
You can call them Whitey Whackers!
Smithers I'm home
>>63433802
was literally thinking this plus the
>May I see it?
>No
>>63434422
CLAM CHOWDA SAY IT
>>63433465
it's from a garbage episode but
> That's a pretty lousy lesson.
>Hey, I'm a pretty lousy President
>Hey, they're playing the elephant song!
>I love that. It reminds me of elephants.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
Super Nintendo Chalmers
"Slow down sir, you're going to give yourself skin failure!"
We can do anything now that Science has invented Magic
Ugh! This coffee's too hot! [throws coffee out of car]
>That's a bloody outrage that is! OI'm taking this all the way to the Proime Ministah!
>Hey! Mr Proime Ministah! ...Andy!
What's a good Simpson's stream?
>It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!
>Hey... that's not the wallet inspector
>mountain dew or crab juice
>ughhhhh i'll take the crab juice
>>63434287
I always hear that line when Celebration comes on.
"five-undred dollerre doos!?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjWE9oYl3lY
I burst into tears just due to the simplicity of this scene.
>>63435082
Lenny's always been my favourite character for some reason. He's never the focus of anything but he's always good when he's around.
>>63435106
>that one scene where Homer has a signed picture of Lenny in his office
>>63435082
I don't get it
>>63435106
Attention, everyone... uh, work harder.
>b-but this was a contest for children
>yea, and Homer beat their brains out!
>>63435133
Why does Lenny introduce himself twice? Why is it so funny?
>>63435106
>>63435131
>>63435171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o68jQjPCDtU
>>63433465
>Alright NOBODY GUESS! Just be right! Get down on your knees, pray to your God, and ask him, no, DEMAND he tell you the answer and if he won't, he is no God of yours!
That shit stayed with me for some reason.
>>63435106
>DENTAL PLAN
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu
>the feast of...maximum occupancy
>>63433465
>principal Skinner??
>up yours, children!
From everyone's favorite episode (:
>>63434456
>What? Already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAuR5bkIlQ
Marge: Bart! Where have you been?
I was.. I was...
>Now remember Bart, if anyone asks you, you were at the flower shop
I was at the flower shop
Homer: Uhhh, I was at the flower shop too. Yep, gettin' drunk at the old flower shop
>>63435442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7cRMOoX2Vw
>>63433740
KISS MY BUT KISS MY BUTT.
>mmmmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5oyZ7IPmrk
>>63433465
>the finger things means taxes
>>63433465
LIKE MARGE BECOMES A ROBOT!!!AND SOMETHING HAPPENS....DA DO DA DO DO.
![mVHpuqr[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LQc888Z.png "mVHpuqr[1].png")
>>63433465
WHERES MY BURRITO
>Hey kid! Wanna see a dead body?
>What was I laughing at now? OH YES, THAT CRIPPLED IRISHMAN
>>63433465
SCOOBY DOO CAN DO DO...BUT JIMMY CHARTER...IS SMARTER.
Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
>hello, mr. ...kurns
>I bad want... money now
>me sick
>ooh, he card read good
>so pick please me, mr. burns
>it's kurns, stupid! HAHAHAHA
>>63435470
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD
THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM
NOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG
>>63433465
Release the robotic richard simmons..
>>63435516
THE GOAT
>>63435470
I loved classic simpsons Burns when he acted like this.
>>63435529
From the best sequence in Simpsons history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ3keVaQZog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Glq9YiUMNg
Does this guy has a name?
This entire segment. I'm an actor and love streetcar as a play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVmBtNaDXQg
And honorable mention:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbgRtyTgUxc
(sorry about the shit quality)
buenas noches mein fuhrer
>>63434456
>>63435428
>>63435470
is this scene on youtube i need to re-watch it
>>63435660
Was that a Rush reference?
>>63435618
>Dr. Bart, I'm Principal
>>63435661
it would literally take you less time to look then to type that post out
>>63435699
rude
>>63435661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0Havte3Os
>>63435688
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratlines_(World_War_II_aftermath)
Dig up
>>63435688
I thought it was a Boys from Brazil reference.
Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
Silence, you fool. It can be ours!
Run, boy! Run! Run for your life, boy!
Take him away toys
>>63435726
Ah, I thought it was a reference to the first Segment of La Villa Strangito: Buenas Noches, Mein Froinds!
>>63435795
>getting it wrong
Bake 'im away, toys
>>63435618
Skinner coming out of the river is one of the funniest scenes
Anyways, my favourite quote isn't even a quot.
When Homer honks the horn in the Whacking Day episode
>Salesman: But surely you can't put a price on your family's lives!
>Homer: I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.
also love the stupid itchy and scratchy censored cartoon
>lemonade?
>please
>You are my very best friend
I say that to myself every time I mix lemonade up.
>>63435752
Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe, thank you ma'am!
I love all the sequences where Homer acts like the terminator.
>pic related, Homer searching for a man for patty or selma I can't remember which
>>63435795
>Bake him away toys
this board is fucking dead
No no, dig UP, stupid
>>63435583
that robot legit freaked me out but made me laugh so hard at the same time it was conflicting
>>63435846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pf_eW8Qnsw
>>63435795
>being born in the 90's and pretending you were born in the 80's
Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.
Homer Badman is just filled with goodies, the Rockbottom interview being the highlight
>The hands switching places
>blatant pause line at the end
My sides are in orbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqDP8SnPVA0
>>63435951
>Dramatization: May not have happened
Gets me every fucking time
I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
>>63435951
>Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
>HEY! That's a half-truth!
>>63435951
>Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
>HEY! That's a half-truth!
that whole fucking epsisode lol
I can't live the button down life like you Marge I want it all, the dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure I may offend some of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh I'll never be the darling of the so called 'City Fathers' who stroke their beards and cluck their tongues and say 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson'?
>>63435951
haven't seen this in years and I kek'd hard
>>63435647
>homer got keked by Apu
holy shit
anyway Flanders was the best character
Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!
>>63435951
>Now this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly
THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES
>I know you can read my thoughts boy... Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
>>63435951
>Youtube Poop
SIMPSONS DID IT
>>63433465
Bort?
>Wait a minute.... There's no Angus McLeod in North Kiltown!
this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3FUVDJtiSQ
You want to see how Davy Crockett really died at the Alamo? You must be eighteen...
>"I'd like to inform the audience that a small dog not unlike lassie has been run over in the parking lot, and now for the comedy styling of Homer Simpson!"
>"Who's ready to laugh!"
Where'd you get five bucks? I want five bucks.
>>63436211
every fucking time
>>63433465
>I'd kill you if I had my gun!
>>63436011
Your tears say more than evidence ever will
>>63436244
Yeah, well, you don't.
THAT WASN'T PART OF OUR DEAL, BLACKHEART!
THAT WASN'T PAAAAAAAAAART!
This bottle of Bourbon.
Brownest of the brown liquors...
What's that?
You want me to drink you?
But I'm in the middle of a trial
wait a minute, you didnt learn how ww2 ended!
WE WON!
USA USA USA USA
>Homer: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!
>Homer: Eh... revenge?
Hehe... mule.
>>63436429
Lionel Hutz is by far the best side character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuEEyJpxE1w
Sex Cauldron? I thought they tore that place down!
>Suspect is driving a red.... car
>Put out an APB for a Uosdwis R Dewoh
>>63436607
shit why is that %100 true?
>>63435844
>after the cyka I&S knock off
What the hell was that?!
>>63433536
>getting it backwards
watch it again
>>63436669
>Suspect is hat-less! Repeat, hat-less!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8mD2hsxrhQ
>>63433465
>OH THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES
>>63436486
Phil Hartman biopic soon
Ah... I'm not gonna lie to you Marge... So long!
>>63435846
>cons
>possible homer sexual
>>63433802
this is a total reddit response
>>63435470
Kek!!!!
"Tell him to suck a lemon"
I quote this weekly
Mr plow that name again is mr plow
>feels like i'm wearing nothing at all.. nothing at all.. NOTHING AT ALL..
>we can wait.... come to papa
>that's a paddlin
don't try for me, i'm already dead
heeey, that's not the wallet inspector
>It won't last; brothers n' sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots. Damned Scots! They ruined Scotland!
>>63434287
Hilarious since later on, Al Gore's daughter became a successful writer for Futurama, and he did regular guest spots on Futurama and The Simpsons.
He actually turned out to be pretty hilarious.
>>63435082
> Heh, I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was
>>63435583
Best cut scene in Simpsons history.
They literally cut it with a simple door slam and fade out.
Fuck Fox for trimming episode times so short.
>>63436107
This used to be a frequently quoted line for me and a friend back in high school, right up until we were in one of our final exams and we just by chance looked up and saw each other, and both immediately mouthed "meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."
We nearly got thrown out of the exam room.
>>63436868
Oh god yes, and with Daran Norris, probably the only person who could possibly pull it off.
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Phil-Hartman-Biopic-Putting-Together-Fantastic-Team-98497.html
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
This gets me every time.
https://youtu.be/dpdgSKVsFu8
>>63437953
I don't think any of us expected you to say that, anon.
>Son, a woman is a lot like...a refrigerator. They're about six feet tall, three-hundred pounds, they make ice and...No, actually a woman is a more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at one, you want to drink another woman. So I says; "Yeah? You want that money? Come and find it! 'Cause I don't know where it is, ya baloney! You... make me... wanna... wretch..."
>"You will be exiled to Monster Island"
>"Don't worry its just a name"
>later getting chased by monsters
>"I thought it was just a name?"
>"It is, its really a peninsula"
>>63438057
I really don't think anything can come close to the Simpsons writing at its peak. This is genius
>>63437964
>that final buzz
>Welcome to Itchy & Scratchy land, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong
>"And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and co-host the ACE Awards."
>"Wow! Jiffy Lube!"
Get confident, stupid.
>>63438125
where nothing can possiblee go wrong...
that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong
one of the few Simpsons quotes that I say in real life
Not the best one, but memorable
Always gets me everytime
>homer: give me milk
>moe: here, but I'm not sure if it's paint or milk
>homer: there's only one way to find out *drink*
>homer: it's paint... Or is it? *drink*
>homer: yeah, it's paint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDOkE66_Q4o
>DID YOU SEE THAT JERK, HE DROPPED HIS NOTES
>>63433477
>>63433588
>>63433766
>>63434111
>>63434155
>>63434422
>>63434600
>>63434733
>>63435133
>>63435255
>>63435377
>>63435600
>>63435611
>>63435688
>>63435699
>>63435711
>>63435811
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>>63435888
>>63435999
>>63436011
>>63436077
>>63436211
>>63436244
>>63437688
>>63438444
>>63435618
Is there a tv show with a better score than the Simpsons?
Have the rolling stones killed.
>>63435618
I love the random running down the hill from the Kamp Krusty episode just spliced in there.
>>63435951
>episodes that could never be made today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSKEl6a-b_c
>Maaarge?
>Yes homie *do-do-dododo-dodo-dododo*
>>63436226
>"That poor dog!"
>>63436486
>I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer.
Perfect delivery.
Simpsons writing used to be genious
>I hate every ape I see from Chimpan-a to chimpan-z
>>63433908
that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Titnm-e1N0
>>63439054
Quiet you awful man
>>63437814
Is there any reason at all for me to catch up on the latest season of zombie Simpsons?
Mube has to be wgen homer sleep talks while guarding the sugar in hia backyard. Sadly I don't know how the english version goes (I perfectly remember the italian one)
Not exactly a quote but this scene gets me every time
https://youtu.be/0TWNgDUzqDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BdhDjqtCSQ
FORGET IT MARGE, ITS CHINATOWN
>>63439277
The cringe, maybe.
"it takes two to lie marge, one to lie and one to listen"
use this on my mom all the time
>>63433465
>Hey fatty, here's a movie for ya! A fridge too far!
>"You want any cream?"
>"Eh... No..."
>>63439366
In America, first you get de sugar, then you get de power, then you get de women
>>63439430
"then Maggie cried, then i cried then Maggie laughed. she such a little trouper"
>>63439053
>I don't think any of us expected that.
>>63439444
>Mr. Simpson, I'm Globex.
>>63439430
>I think women and seamen don't mix...
>We know what you think..
Sneed's
>>63439476
>trouper
Jesus christ, that's the spelling? I've never actually written it out, but I always thought it was trooper. Like, how a military trooper just charges forward no matter what's thrown at him, or whatever.
>To find Flanders i just have to think like Flanders
>"I'm a big 4 eyed lame-o and i wear the same stupid sweater every day and --"
>The Springfield river!
>>63439515
It's trooper, calm down.
>>63439515
No need to be sarcastic anon.
>>63439515
oops your right my bad
>I'm not even wearing a tie AT ALL!
>No one who speaks german can be an evil man
>not having Mr Plow as your fave episode
>>63439537
>>63439548
>>63439552I wasn't being sarcastic. I thought I was wrong the whole time.
>>63439601
Technically trouper is a word too, it's a member of an entertainment troupe. In fact both trouper and trooper (the military version of the word) both come from the same French word, naturally. Either version of the phrase is acceptable, but "A real trooper" is used about ten times more often than "trouper" in common English parlance though, so majority rules.
BARTYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!?
>>63439515
it's definitely supposed to be trooper
>>63439653
thanks wikipedia: the anon
>>63439689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo
>>63436359
That episode was years ahead of its time
>Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
>Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
>Explain how!
>Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
>BART I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogey man or boogey MEN in the house!
also when Lisa says boogeyman and Homer's eyes open is hilarious
>>63438596
every fucking time
makes me sad to see what the SImpsons has become
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES
HERE'S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1Vhc88QkM
>The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
>That's a right triangle, you idiot!
>D'oh!
>>63438596
>this episode
>not the first seeds of "Jerk Homer" and the beginning of the decline
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times ! you stupid monkey !
I'LL GIVE YOU THE THRASHING OF A LIFETIME!!
>>63435082
I really dont get it. Please explain.
>>63434110
I don't care what the voice actor says about it, Mr.Burns clearly says west
>Attach the Stone of Triumph!
"Me so hungie."
>>63433802
>>63433819
For some reason this is the only simpson's episode I haven't watched. I've somehow missed it every time it was on
You must find the jade monkey by nightfall
ME
Who keeps saying that?
>>63435171
>Lenny's reign of terror is over
>>63434358
sides gone
>>63440519
*You must find the jade monkey, before the next full moon...
>>63433465
"Sir, six cinder blocks are missing."
"There will be no hospital then. I'll tell the children."
>>63440699
I've always wanted to build a cinder block bookshelf because of that episode.
>>63433465
>To start, press any key
>...Wheres the any key?
I'm not wearing a tie at all
>my eyes! the goggles do nothing
>we work hard we play hard
>whats a battle
>NNNEEERRRDDDDD
>Boy, Popularity is everything
>Im not Popular enough to wear a pink shirt (may replace pink shirt with some other item of clothing)
>oh yea the entire steel industry is gay
>>63441324
They took all of our best names, now they are just...
Homer's Phobia is such an underrated episode.
>>63441365
Oh be nithe!
>>63439975
This is probably my favourite line but Homer Badman is the best episode.
I forget the exact quotes, but the referencing of the King of England in regards to guns was also fuckin hilarious.
