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2015-12-08 02:59:35 Post No. 63428492
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2015-12-08 02:59:35
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>Could have basically any woman he wanted.
>Leaves fucking Jennifer Aniston for a skeleton
>gets pushed into adopting random non-white children
>spends nights crying after he finds out that Angelina originally wanted to go for Colin Farrell but "settled" for Brad
>cries more once he finds out that Billy Bob Thornton's horse dick was too good, Brad can't compete.
>Angelina makes a new movie called "Unbroken", tells people that she's a masive fan of the actor she casted Jack O'Connell
>People point out how close those two are getting
>Brad beats the shit out of him and wins Angie back
>lol jk, he goes to the balcony and simply smokes his anger away.
>well at least I can still bang her
>lol, ovaries removed, no sex drive anymore
What the fuck man? He's handsome, he's rich, he could get a much better woman but chose to get keked this hard? What the fuck is wrong with him?
