Jesus Christ, really??
Thanks Duracell
>trying to force a previous cultural phenomenon
makes me hate it even more
Do mods all across the internet use Duracell to power their computers?
>mad that people r making paypah
Did anyone else see the Chipmunks 4 commercial that was "parodying" Star Wars?
Everything is fucking star wars
>>63424381
do people even look at the battery logo ? these things last months it's not like anyone is gonna test it to look which will give you a few more days
>>63424429
Jesus Christ it's real.
>>63424381
Does she know she's an ad?
>people favoriting and sharing ads
>>63424429
Holy Motherfucking Jesus, it's real.
Don't they realize that the battery makes it look like it has a 23% filled approval bar?
>>63424429
Do we rate movies by duracells, now?
>people are upset because of this
Top kek
Where have you been?
Promotional garbage for SW is nothing new. It's actually ancient
They ran a commercial that had Rey using the force and I think a green saber
>>63424594
>makes it look like it has a 23% filled approval bar?
Only to retards like you, everybody else sees the giant 99%
>>63424518
>implying twitter users are people
>>63424381
Not
>Every young Jedi needs UN LIMITED POWER
>>63424647
>2015
>not rating movies by duracells
you kek
>>63424429
>>63424429
>>63424429
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, really?!?!?
I thought you niggers were just joking
holy fuck, I know star wars is shill: the movie but goddammit
>>63424429
I honestly thought I was being troled i had to check myself
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
>>63424475
In all seriousness Duracell batteries are god tier
Energizers are *almost* as good as Duracells and are usually a lot cheaper
Rayovacs are mediocre as fuck but probably the cheapest usable ones
Anything cheaper than Rayovacs is worthless, you might as well throw your shekels in the trash because that nigga's probably not even going to be charged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxafIhYFOr0
You goyim really too young to remember this?
>>63424802
everything is an ad m8
>>63424863
Matt and Trey were right.
Disney at play.
>mfw living in a country that doesn't care about Star Wars, so no ads or toys
Thank you based Macri
>>63424953
>unironically beingnon-white
>>63424429
>it's real
top kok
The shilling has gone into maximum overdrive
>decades ago
>you liked a nerdy movie
>you do the nerdy things in it for shits and giggles
>LOOK AT HOW NERDY THIS IS. ISN'T THIS WHAT VALIDATES YOUR GEEK IDENTITY. BUY OUR SHIT
>movie gets released month later
>long lasting power
are they talking about sex endurance?
can only think of that.
>>63425049
calm down stormfront. not everyone is giong to hate star wars just because a black guy is in it
>>63424813
>its real
The amount of ads I've seen that barely involve the movie other than a small clip of the Falcon chase and the music/logo is disgusting.
>>63425101
>no mention of boyega
your word salad mentally ill libkuck is showing reddit
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3pSKPzQ.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>63425049
>decades ago
>like a movie with space battles and space swordfights made for kids
>haha NEEERRRRD
>now
>like a movie with space battles and space swordfights and progressive messages made for a wide-ass demographic
>OMG I WUV THIS SUCH A NERD
In every store I've been in
99.9% of all the Episode 7 merch I've seen have had this fucking guy on them.
The only merch without him on it has that little beach ball robot instead.
I seriously have never seen any of the three alleged main characters of the movie anywhere. What's up with that?
Would the younglings have survived if they had Duracell?
>>63425250
Disney wants him to be the next Darth Vader. Vader sells the best and they need to make all them billions.
>went to my local grocery store
>grabbed the regular shit I always buy
>right when I'm done paying the cashier hands me a paper
>"every item in the store that is star wars themed is buy 2 get one free"
>at the bottom of the paper is a shooped Boyega eating a lays chips
>>63424465
Powered by hot pockets
>>63424471
There is a difference between making paypah and shilling the fuck out.
>>63425048
Could only be achieved with Duracell :^)
What's wrong with referencing Star Wars to sell your product? Star Wars is a popular flick, people dig that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZOMY2sOnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78lnkMgee5k
>>63424429
>south park was right
>again
>>63425405
>not posting the paper
We already know your "regular shit" is 20 boxes of hot pockets and bottles of mountain dew so just post it.
>being surprised that biggest movie of the decade has tons of ads and sponsorships
lel
>>63424381
>>63424429
This is what you get for liking flicks with the sole purpose of making money. When you grow up and get into cinèma you might realise this.
>>63424722
Yeah, they fucked that up.
How else are they suppose to power their lightsabers
>>63425625
>This is what you get for liking flicks with the sole purpose of making money.
so like 99.99% of movies
>>63425602
Are you expecting me to keep them as a grocery trip memory? I throw them away. The only paper I hoard are those parking tickets.
>>63425696
Try flicks. Movies should be about 75%.
>>63425696
It's gotten way worse since 2000.
Studios always tried to catch waves and trends for maximum profits but now an entire movie can now be algorithmically generated by focus group and demographic maps to guarantee maximum ticket sales per capita. The director, actors, screenwriters, they're all just formalities now.
Whats the problem?
>>63425777
>that month when the cases of cheap bottled water I buy were inexplicably Frozen branded
>every time I went to get a drink, tiny silkscreened Annas and Elsas were smirking at me
>the next month the brand was back to unmarked blue packaging
I got a little sad and then felt a little pathetic because of it.
>>63424381
>Every young Jedi needs long lasting power
at least it's not a Viagra advertisement like JJ wanted
>>63425777
Is this how americans buy fruit? Disgusting.
>>63426124
>apple
>fruit
Its a vegintable you fucking retard
>>63426179
>muh prescriptivism
kill yourself
>>63425777
OH AND WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!? STAR WARS APPLES?!? REALLY?!? FUCKING REALLY?!?!?!?! WE'VE GOT TO TAKE SOMETHING PROVIDED BY NATURE AND SLAP STAR WARS PACKAGING ON IT BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO MARKET FUCKING APPLES BETTER!!! I'D LIKE TO GET AHOLD OF WHATEVER FUCKING CUNT THOUGHT OF THIS AND SHOVE THAT ENTIRE BAG UP HIS FUCKING ASSHOLE AND KICK HIM SOO FUCKING HARD THAT HE STARTS SHITTING OUT APPLE SAUCE, PUT IN IN A JAR, PUT A STAR WARS STICKER ON IT AND THEN SMASH IT INTO HIS FUCKING FACE!!!FACT!!!
>>63424474
That's a desperation play. The studio knows that they're going to get BTFO. So, they're trying anything to drum up interest.
>>63425324
>$1.82 billion off the shitty EU books alone
Jesus Christ
>>63424594
seems accurate desu
>>63424825
Speaking of batteries and spinning this thread even more OT, when I was a kid, I put two AAA batteries in one of the pockets of pants. There was also a quarter in there... About five minutes later, my fucking pants were about ready to burst into flames... Crazy shit. Mr. Wizard experiment in my pants.
>>63425772
Movies based on real events shouldn't be considered 'original.'
>>63424663
it's still disgusting
>>63424381
>>63424429
fuck how massive must their marketing budget be, this shit everywhere shilling ads for everything
>>63424953
stop lying anon
>all I fucking want from this shitty ass new trilogy is some nice ass lego sets
>prequels and even the shitty cartoons had some cool stuff
>ep 7 everything looks like fucking ASS
LOOK AT THIS THING
FUCK
http://www.lego.com/en-us/starwars/products/episode-vii
>>63424429
>>63426025
L O N D O N
>>63424429
>it's real
Jesus.
![[CBM]_Ghost_in_the_Shell_NEW_MOVIE_[Eng_Sub]_[BDRip_720p_8bit]_[EEA0FE81].mkv_snapshot_00.35.47_[2015.11.03_23.19.20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wldsPiC.jpg "[CBM]_Ghost_in_the_Shell_NEW_MOVIE_[Eng_Sub]_[BDRip_720p_8bit]_[EEA0FE81].mkv_snapshot_00.35.47_[2015.11.03_23.19.20].jpg")
>>63426359
>dismissing the entirety of the EU and comics
The EU had some pretty good science fiction and it's quality was entirely dependent on the creative team and the authors behind it.
>that fucking Zulu based "CIRCLE THE TURBOWAGONS" imperial story
>those Rise of the Empire/Clone Wars/Jedi Purge era comicsIt's been a decade since I've read any of the books, don't ask me to name any of the quality ones besides anything involving Dala
>>63424429
It's fucking real
>>63426644
That X-wing is so edgy, kids would be safer off playing with razor blades.
Damn Halloweeny-looking piece of junk.
>>63426644
>turbines that split in half
BRAVO JJ
>>63424429
KEK IT'S REAL
>>63426644
10/10 would build on Halloween.
>>63426025
I worked in the produce depatment of a super target. We had bags of apples branded with Frozen
>>63424429
>DUR-A-SHILL
Vote
http://strawpoll.me/6208708
>>63427397
wheres the "yes i want to see how bad it gets" option ya cunt
>>63427397
what shitty answers
>yes I'm going to watch, no I wont be paying for it
>>63427397
Where's the
>I'll catch it on torrent a few months later
>>63426420
I disagree, lots of cinema will be based on or heavily influenced by the experiences of the director/writer or contain an obvious historical allegory. The difference between historical fiction and a documentary is that the film will have a large creative influence in writing characters, themes, events etc that might not actually be 100% true to the factual story.
>>63425250
Big bad sith guys are impressionable
>>63427397
>It might be okay viewing
and
>I love Star Wars
are not mutually exclusive options. You're terrible at this.
>>63425545
gb2 Russia, commie
>>63425250
It's not really too different with the OT. How many Luke or Leia toys were sold compared to Vader or Boba Fett? Kids didn't dislike Luke or Leia, but the bad guys were just way cooler (han being the exception).
I have a feeling this trilogy will be the same. The pilot guy will be more popular than stupid bitch or Ooga Boyooga who will be much less popular than Kylo Ren or Brienne of Tarth
>>63426989
>turbines in space
>>63426359
Kenobi was good fuck you.
>>63426359
The YA books about Obi wan and Anakin as padawans were quite good fuck you.
>>63426212
thank u
Huh, this whole time I had thought that lightsabers were powered by magic crystals or something.
>>63424429
THE CRITICS ARE ROBOTS!
>>63430137
>YA books
>good
>>63427904
the air cold space not-air cools them enough when they are in space but when in atmosphere of a planet they need turbines
>>63431925
>air cold
ice cold*, the space air is getting to me
>>63424429
>>63424813
It's fake, but that's quite the ruse.
>>63425705
Then post the parking tickets.
>>63426025
Niagra water is currently branded with...Star Wars.
In Japan here. There is a special Star Wars train with huge character faces on it. I'll try and get a photo.
Literally the only black face I have seen this week.
>>63425583
Shameless.
>>63425583
>Middle Aged man treated like a disgusting freak because he is forcing his Star Wars obsession on his family
>>63426864
Oh I remember that Imperial story only read it once but definitely one of the best
Do light saber run on Duracell battery?
>>63431970
>It's fake
>Reading the thread
>Decide to take a drink
>Set the bottle down
>See this
Stop making memes a reality
>>63432031
>Literally the only black face I have seen this week.
You should try to paint it white.
If you don't find this type of market saturation disgusting and soul sucking you're a useful idiot.
>>63424845
At least this is clever and relates to the product.
>>63432248
I know a ruse when I see one. I've been on 4chan long enough to understand their formulaic nature.
Someone posts a ruse, then everyone pretends like it's real. Seen it countless times, no way I'm going to fall for one so obvious, with such a bad photoshop of batteries replacing the tomato-meter.
>>63432373
i don't care whether this is a troll or not, just go check the website. It's real.
>>63432373
>he has been trolled so hard in the past he can no longer accept reality
As bad as the advertising is I wouldn't find it as grating if we had any idea who the hell the characters are, but how are people buying merch of characters they know absolutely nothing about? Baffling.
Now, all we need is Star Wars-themed condoms then I can die peacefully.
>>63432373
JUST
But I like the commercial...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBh0hgP8wWk
>>63432373
kek
Yeah, that's just what we need. Longer lightsaber battles.
ugh i hate star wars commercials what is with all this corporate greed omg!!!
why cant we go back to good old fashion superbowl commercials like this classic gem that nobody complained about and everybody thought was clever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0
>>63432320
>tfw you won't find out about c-3po's arm until mid february
>>63432686
>that fucking stupid red arm holy shit that looks retarded.
>>63426470
It's a Disney backed Star Wars film.
The answer is "as massive as necessary".
>>63424429
>>63427256
>>63432373
I hate this fucking site.
>>63432578
Go away Duracell.
>>63426359
Well, there's like a billion of them in the first place, so it's not totally shocking.
Seriously, is there a single character who appears in the OT that doesn't have some elaborate EU backstory? What about that Werewolf Ben amputates in the Cantina?
>>63424381
There was a Star Wars Toyota commercial or another car company like that that I saw today.
>>63433104
https://youtu.be/C551o-29EOM
R2's japanese voice actor really bring a whole new level of detail
>>63432373
8/10
>>63426803
Read this like Karl Pilkington
LUNDUN
