>You're a goddamn loose cannon, O'Malley! I got the goddamn mayor breathing down my neck trying to get me to explain that shit you pulled down at the docks!
>You're suspended indefinitely! Badge and gun on my desk, now!
>BUUUT SAAARRRRGEEEE
>That fake fucking glock
>>63422469
>but damn it, you get the job done
>>63422506
would have had more success on /k/
>>63422506
dont know if you'll get much with that here on tv
>Who's in charge around here?
>This is MY crime scene damn it!! Which one of you fuckin jokers got the feds on this?!
>The law used to mean something in this goddamn town O'Hoolihan. Now fuckin look at it!
>>63422469
>not citing the Onion where got this from
New low 4chan
http://www.theonion. com/ larticle/entire-precinct-made-up-of-loose-cannons-2306
>>63423363
>>63422469
Are all these cops Irish?
>>63422469
>hey, I'm tryna eat lunch here
>I'm a cop, and a damn good one at that
SOMEONE GET THSI HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
>>63422469
>YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH?! IM A FUCKING CAWP, YOU CAWKSUCKER!!
>>63422469
>Look, don't you think you're being a little hard on the guy?
>tfw you look for TV shows or movies that epitomize or originate the tropes just for the comfiness of them
>tfw you can never find them
Well /tv/ what is it? Where do the noir cop tropes come from?
>>63423386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ExGGJJkP9E
>>63423741
>I come from a small place in Ireland where everyone's a cop
jej
>>63423741
>Even the cops are cops
>>63423726
Presumably old film noir, Double Indemnity maybe?
I've never understood where voiceover originated, that'd be nice to know.
>>63423741
Didn't realize the Irish cop thing was around in the British isles
>>63422469
>I'M THE BEST GODDAMN COP YOU'VE GOT, CHIEF!
>>63423962
Do you mean our police officers being Irish or just that we are aware of the American stereotype?
Harry and Paul is pretty oddball though.
>>63424029
Because we don't have Irish police I should add
>THE DA'S GONNA HAVE OUR ASSES IF WE DON'T CATCH THIS GUY
>Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>>63423726
I'll answer my own question with some entry level copcore:
Blue Bloods
Cop Land
Untouchables
LA Confidential
The Departed
Internal Affairs
>>63423726
The archetypical non-existant noir cop movie that we find in common shared subconsciousness. Like when someone says "door", you picture it having a handle and being made of wood or a "teacup" being kinda-bell shaped, with a small ear and a matching platter.
>>63424095
>entry level copcore
>no Lethal Weapon, no Beverly Hills Cop, no 48 Hours, no True Detective
>>63422506
>glock
Get the fuck out
>>63424205
>le black buddy cop movie
>>/reddit/
>>63423726
read comic Criminal.
That is exactly that. It even has essays about tropes and various crime genres at the end of each issue.
>it ain
>>63424270
>he doesn't like buddy cop movies
>he memes poorly
>he tells you to go back to reddit
>detective arrives at crime scene
>"so...what have we got?"
>a woman can't compete with the badge
>>63424384
>read comic
Sorry, I'm an adult.
>>63422469
>loose cannon cop
>last name ends with "inski"
>PI who left the force because it was too corrupt
>Someone get this hothead outta here
>they killed him just one week from retirement
>WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU PLAYIN' AT QUESTIONING [PROMINANT BUSINESSMAN WHO IS OBVIOUSLY A CROOK]
>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY HE GIVES TO THE RETIREMENT FUND?
>...not any more you're not - FBI. We're in charge here now."
>>63425333
>>63423370
>thinking the onion invented making fun of this cliche
>The accused has rights Detective!
>What about the rights of the girl he raped?
>>63426085
immediately what i thought of
>>63422469
>Rust gets yelled at by his retarded fat boss
>he actually calls him "boss"
Why would he respect such a dumb fuck? Even if he was his boss Rust was on another level
>reporter asks his cop buddy for a favor
>cop says he could get fired
>reporter says you owe me one, remember?
>cop reluctantly agrees
