What Disney movies are you looking forward to?
>>63419950
All of them look like shit.
Fuck Disney.
Toy Story 3 had a perfect ending. It's now going to be sullied by a 4th movie.Disgraceful.
Just GOTG2
inb4 Reddit
The Force Awakens
Untitled Episode VIII
Doctor StrangeGuardians of the Galaxy 2
Possibly Pirates but I still haven't seen the last one.
Cautious about Toy Story 4, but I loved 3.
Not gonna watch any of those, except the Star Wars ones and maybe the new pirates.
Everything else is literally whocares-tier
What the hell is the BFG?
If it isn't a DOOM film I'm going to be disappointed
>>63419950
the bfg? what the fuck? the roald dahl book?
>pretty much all sequels or rehashes
BRAVO DISNEY
>Toy Story 4
Why?
>george cloony in the jungle
what is this
>>63419950
Jungle Book
>>63419950
All of them look GREAT!
Thanks Disney.
big fucking gun sounds interesting
honestly? all animated ones
Where is Coco in that pic?
>>63419950
I don't like disney movies, friendly reminder that in a few years di$ney will kill cinema.
>>63419950
Probably Big Fucking Gun
>>63420133
Yes I think with Spielberg
>>63419950
there are at least 5 movies in there that will produce a bunch of furry porn. Im hyped
what is moana? I havent heard anything about it
>>63419950
I'm planning on seeing at least 7 of these movies in theater.
>>63420129
>>63420223
>>63420270
bfg = Big Friendly Giant
Its about a giant who is friendly and doesnt eat children. I think the bfg also gives kids good dreams and the other giants give kids nightmares? Its been 20 years since I read the book
>>63420334
>mfw not giving one dime to Disney
Are any of those even Original? They all seem like sequels/reboots.
The age of cinema is literally dead. People are too scared to try anything new. Too much money.
>>63420270
>>63420242
Disney started cinema. CINEMA BELONGS TO DISNEY!
THEY CAN DO WITH IT AS THEY PLEASE!!!
>>63420398
Moana, Coco, BFG, etc would like to have a word with you
Also yes, there's a lot of money involved, look at the videogame industry, no one wants to create something new.
>>63420349
Do you really want some lame movie about a friendly giant
Or would you prefer THIS
>>63420398
Moana
Zootopia
>>63420381
>implying most of your money doesn't go to JUDEN anyway
All your shekels belong to Juden, nothing you can do about it. The world belongs to Jews, you just live in it.
>>63420455
bfg isnt original faggot. it was a fucking book.
also there was a movie but it was shit
>>63420456
I prefer the one about the lame giant
>>63420455
Speilberg already did the BFG in the 80's, didn't you fucking watch it at school?
>>63420489
So two movies in two year?
Rightio.
>>63419950
A film adaptation of the origins of BLACKED.com
Amirite €uckold /b/ros!?
>>63420522
>>63420558
Well granted, bfg might not be original but it's still something i'm curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcgJRQWxKnw
>>63420747
They have literally no more ideas so they are remaking their classics as live action.
Just let Disney die. I had faith in Star Wars, now I understand they are actual cash grabs from a dying studio.
Nauseates me how much money those projects are going to make. People want to blame Hollywood for being stale? Well stop paying to see the shit they regurgitate.
>>63419950
>Big Fucking Gun
Really, Disney? Really?
>the only good Disney movies are the ones that aren't made by Disney
>>63420863
That's the problem. It's just a cycle, the movies we saw as kids were not originals, to an extent. They were based on books and movies, they were already rehashed. We didn't know this as we were kids, just as today kids don't understand that The Jungle Book has been done before, they don't even care if they do know, all they know is they want to see more.
It's pretty naive if you think this movie is profitable because of adult audiences.
I mean sure in a way yes, but who is going to say no to little Jimmy because The Jungle Book has already been done?
Doctor Meme
can't wait for BIG FUCKING GUY
>>63419950
Civil War, Doctor Strange, Guardians 2, and Toy Story 4
I wanna fuck the rabbit.
>>63420747
>Maleficent sequel
I would watch it.
>>63421178
paint your cock orange and your pubes green first
>>63420747
>Artemis Fowl
Mite b cool for some nostalgia
>>63420747
>Artemis Fowl
right in the nostalgia
>>63420139
Whoy i haff to maximize my assets, goy
>>63421178
I'm pretty sure that whole film is to make money off of brainless furfags
>>63421178
>those hips
And you know what they say about rabbits...
>>63420747
>Artemis Fowl
They WILL fuck it up.
Honestly most of them, I really like Disney they have the best and brightest minds from all fields, you can't deny it's quality for the most part
>>63421582
that they would die in horrible pain if you tried to fuck them?
the cartoon isn't real
>>63421699
They wouldn't die, you fucking forever virgin. It would probably hurt a lot and bleed but they wouldn't die.
Goddamn, have you even seen a HUMAN vagoo, much less a damn animal's?
If we're going to say fantasizing about unreal things is the realm of autism than we're all autists and everyone who loves movies are also autists...
>>63421740
oh, your dick is THAT tiny?
An average cock is like half the size of a rabbit, it would fucking die, and if not, be in horrible pain and never recover. Don't fuck animals I guess
>>63420821
>Just let Disney die. I had faith in Star Wars, now I understand they are actual cash grabs from a dying studio.
That's the problem.
Disney isn't dying (aside from intellectually), this is THE biggest they've ever been. We're reaching a point where the majority of the entire global film industry's revenue goes to one studio, a studio already powerful enough to influence global politics and economics.
It's kind of horrifying.
>>63421740
>Anon confirmed for having a very, VERY small dick
lol
>>63421793
>>63421869
>An average cock is like half the size of a rabbit
Jesus Christ. And I actually thought /a/ was the most autistic board.
>>63421904
Have you ever seen a rabbit?
>>63421904
Are you kidding? I have two pet rabbits, they are not very long at all, i'd say like 30cm, 35 at most. They would die from the dick
>>63419950
>look up zootopia
>look at cast
>tommy chong at yax, an enlightened, laid-back yak
Disney giving Tommy Chong work. What a time to be alive.
>>63421968
>>63421994
When did I say you had to put the full length of your dick into them?
And nobody is talking about real rabbits, holy fucking shit, it's an anthropomorphic, Pixar'd rabbit.
Literally Reddit-tier commenters here, folks.
>>63421904
half the size of it's dick not the whole fucking rodent
>>63422053
You never mentioned you wanted to only fuck a Disney rabbit you fucking moron.
>>63422053
you were talking about a real rabbit
and even if you put a bit in, their hole is tiny, it would rip them open
>>63422121
I think I made it pretty clear that I was talking solely about that one rabbit. I mentioned "you know what they say about rabbits" jokingly... if you didn't suffer from aspergers, you'd have picked up on that, Autismo.
>>63422176
Ya it would. But that wouldn't kill it. Wankstain.
>>63422197
No, you didn't make it clear.
It would have been clear if your joke would have included the word cartoon or Disney.
>>63422053
Are you seriously having this argument about fucking a rabbit
I'm a 30 year old trans. I don't watch childrens movies
>>63422197
It would, I will literally got get my rabbit and show you, just wait there. Like not put my dick in if, but so you can picture it
>>63422197
but during the stone age...!
>>63422265
yucky gross 4channers talking about icky topics eww ugh this is why i like reddit fml -.-
Disney used to be a source of wholesome fun and wonderment
now it's just capeshit and kuck agendas
if Walt could resurrect himself and remove juice he probably would
>>63420029
Toy Story 2 had a perfect ending. It's now sullied by a 3th movie. Disgraceful.