GET
HYPE
Where's the rest?
delete this
Oh wow you blurred it to make it seem real. Too bad we can tell that's the wrong fucking typeface.
>>63419839
>Years have past
>past
>years have past
>past
>>63420195
Years of pasta
>>63420195
>>63420210
it clearly says peet
>>63419839
how did the republic drive out the entire empire? I thought all the rebels had were a dozen planets and a tiny fleet.
>>63420234
>>63420237
>>63420195
years have poot :^)
>have since been long pushed back
>>63420272
this. screencap was clearly taken at 3:17
oh boy, another for my collection of fake force awakens shots!before you get excited this is Lizard from the amazing spiderman movie in a hood
>>63420332
LIZARD CONFIRMED FOR SNOKE
Daily reminder that there is basically guaranteed to be a shooting at the premier
was this written by an autistic 14 year old?
>>63420394
oh fuck why would you do this. makes so much sense, the terrorists will hit us where we care the most.
Hola, I have a rip of Star Wars Force Awakens. I must say I believe that there is uno farto @ 3:17
Shit like GALACTIC EMPIRE should be randomly capitalized like in Pokemon, pretty much, right?
>>63420394
>tfw living in europe
>tfw movie here will be released 1 day before the US
>tfw get to see the movie before the mass shooting and the mass cancellation of Star Wars showings
feels good man
>>63420429
It's fake. The fact that they misspelled 'passed' should serve as testament
>>63420650
I know. Its obvious.
My question remains.
>>63420394
No shit. That is why I won't be going to see this movie in theaters. We really need to fix our fucking gun problem.
>yfw the GOP literally just voted down a bill that would have kept people on the "terrorist watch list" from getting guns
>yfw the GOP wants to make sure terrorist Sandniggers have access to the 2nd amendment
ALL MY FUCKING KEKS
THANKS NRA!
>>63420332
Form what I understand they've changed what Snoke looks like multiple times, are STILL working on it, and pretty much no one will know what he looks like until the movie's out
>>63421046
Movies done dumb ass
>>63420540
Yes the names of important characters and the governments should be all caps.
>>63419839
GET BENT
No. I won't. Star Wars was mediocre at best when it first came out and only got worse from there.
This is gonna be a load of steamy hot shit.
Fuck You.
>>63420394
>mfw I can't even make a joke about pretending to be a mentally unstable /pol/tard gun nut who brings his guns into theaters in the guise of "good guy with gun", but ends up killing children on accident
>mfw it's just sad
Did the terrorist win? It sure feels like people are more paranoid and terrified than they used to be.
>>63421198
>Did the terrorist win
Pretty much. America has spent a massive amount of money fighting terrorism and achieved literally nothing
>>63421260
Gas price is low nigger
>>63421004
>no fly list has no due process, no way to know how to get on or of it, children have been on it before
>thinks this should be used to remove fundamental rights
liberals, everyone
you're probably on it for posting on 4chan desu, oops!
>>63419839
0/10
>>63421260
>achieved literally nothing
WE'VE ACHIEVED DUHVERSITY!
>>63421004
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>63421338
>terrorism is because diversity
>the goal of terrorism is diversity
U WUT M8?
>>63420448
>terrorists will hit us where we care the most
lmao Shit Whores is for plebs
... 30 years have past and our heroes failed to secure the galaxy against remnants of the Empire. So bad was their failure that these remnants managed to build a super weapon a million times more powerful than the second Death Star, and were free to build more advanced Star Destroyers and TIE Fighters and recruited many thousands of new troops.
Luke Skywalker decided to fuck off due to the incredible incompetence and wasted opportunities to bring peace to the galaxy. Han's balls dropped and now he can't really give a fuck about anything and is quite suicidal, looking for any opportunity to end his life without doing it himself.
Princess Leia - I mean, who the fuck cares after she hit the Wall. She's still a fucking bitch, but can't even get a droid to fuck that pastrami sandwich.
And so we begin anew, a new hope for the galaxy with the kids from these fucking assholes who will most likely fail even harder than their parents.
>>63421392
>America
>Not even banning suspected terrorists from having guns
My sides are in orbit
>>63419839
>But Chased
Yeah, this is very fake
>>63421640
>media comes out and says rednecks are terrorists not mudslimes
>hurr why dont you ban terrorists getting guns
let me repeat
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>63420394
Jews versus Muslims all over again. i side the the Jews. i need me some Star Wars in my life, even if it ends shortly after !
