I just came from a sneak preview and have never been so dissapointed after watching a flick. Fuck, I'm pissed.
The blonde succubus was hot BUT STILL, this movie was a waste of my money and time. If I wanted to jack off to spaniard qts, I would have done it at home.
>>63419609
Why is John Wick eating pizza with a fork?
>>63419634
because hes cultured
>>63419634
Because he's not a pleb
>>63419609
goddamn, I am hungry
do normal people really go to a restaurant to eat pizza all by themselves?
>>63419695
he was there with his tranny gf
who do you think is taking the picture
>>63419609
>not watching it at home
come on laddie
>>63419718
>who do you think is taking the picture
well going after his expression some weirdo stalker
>>63419634
I've seen people get shot in New York for doing that.
>>63419725
Like said, it was a sneak preview and here in Yurope this movie in particular hasn't been released. Shit luck, I guess.
>>63419718
he's banging bailey?
>>63419810
so why dont you pirate it
>>63419821
no, the main character in sense8
>>63419836
Because I didn't want it to watch, you mong.
S-N-E-A-K P-R-E-V-I-E-W: You pay mondays half the price of a ticket and get to watch a random movie that hasn't been released yet. The russian roulette of cinema-goers
well what the fuck did you see OP?
>>63419718
>tranny gf
*bf
Why didn't you just download it?
>>63419634
lel, euros actually eat pizza with a knife a fork. fucking betas, they deserve to be taken over by muzzies
>>63419883
Bae or Aml?
>>63419609
I watched this movie right after watching John Wick, and it was completely weird seeing Keanu who always manages to beat 100's men get overpowered and outsmarted by 2 women.
>>63419725
This image is fucking photoshopped.
>>63419899
Get screwed, yuropoor.
>>63419634
So he has a make shift weapon if he needs it.
>tfw you will never have an animated discussion about movies with Keanu over pizza
>>63419953
Do you know how many bacteria might be living in your hand you disgusting savage?
>>63420325
Do you also eat a burger with a knife and fork? Potato chips?
IT WAS FREE FUCKING PIZZA
>>63419953
only in restaurants though
at home or at some cheap places nobody bothers to look cultivated
literally perfect
>>63420365
I don't eat american imports
>>63420376
>they never show them eating pizza
Stop reminding me of each fuck-up
>succubu's shirt says "it was all a dream"
>later writes in the mirror IT WAS NOT A DREAM
For Pete's sake.
maybe he's using the knife and fork to cut the pizza into slices
![johnny-mnemonic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d17CgO2.jpg "johnny-mnemonic[1].jpg")
>>63419725
But Keanu is a robot. That's the joke, right?
>>63420419
if you want to look cultivated you don't eat fucking pizza
well maybe in murrica
>>63420542
her hair is so cool
i love her :3
looking forward to her new movie with keanu
