This looks so bad. Why does everyone think this will be a good movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGoBTk4CRp4
Hope that maybe eventually another decent SW movie will come out.
nostalgia pandering
>>63418031
>hell no
Do jedi believe in hell?
>Hope that maybe eventually another decent SJW movie will come out.
fixed
>>63418217
Rogue one or whatever might be decent. It has based Mads in it.
>>63418031
they don't, it's manchildren and disney shills only
>>63418274
There are angels, too.
>>63418274
Han did in ESB. Why are you only bitching about it now?
>>63418246
This. It's just a cash grab by Disney. Jew Jew Abrams didn't even want to direct it originally, but they offered him so many sheckles tha he couldn't refuse.
>>63418031
Look at his huge fucking nose, bet I can fit my dick in that.
I swear to god ridleys character looks more simian than le meme monkey, it's fucking astonishing.
>you might need this
>I think I can handle myself
>that's why I'm giving it to you
wat
that's almost Bane tier
>>63418031
>thats why i'm giving it to you.
Some one get this grandpa off set.
Who the fuck ever said they thought it would be good?
Have you even seen that last Star Trek movie? It's obviously just going to be another cgi snore-fest
>>63418031
It won't be a good movie. It will be a very successful movie.
Then it will disappear into obscurity like the rest of JewJew's schlock.
WE
That "I think I can handle myself" is the first line I've seen her deliver that wasn't really awkward.
>>63418406
It really isn't actually, it makes perfect sense. Pretty pedestrian desu.
>>63418274
>>63418031
HAN:
>You sure you're up for this?
FINN:
>AW HELL NAW DIS SHIT? NUH-UH*SMACKS LIPS*
>>63418217
that's how you make great movies, yo. by endlessly running a single set of ideas into the ground until everyone is sick of them. yep that will work. hire this guy Disney.
>>63418031
>man body
>awful acting
lmao daisy
>check out the DOP from IMDB
>he has done the cinematography for Amazing Spider-Man 2 and John Carter
>>63418378
rofl,
i'm a little worried about you bro, never in a million years would I have thought 'hey I bet I could stick my dick in some nigger's nostril'
>>63418486
Han's second line doesn't really make sense because it's not a proper response to what Daisy was saying.
>take this gun
>I'll be okay
>that's why you need a gun
see?
it's not TDKR-tier though.
>>63418515
With all that money why didn't they get a talented dp?
>tfw Rider is getting more annoying than Boyega
At least Dindu has some likability in that he isn't confident at first, I could see myself become happy for the character when he finally starts kicking ass with a lightsaber. Rey being STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO NEEDS NO BLASTER from the get go and fucking up Sand People sounds really annoying.
why does this movie need 100 different trailers
>>63418031
I think this movie looks shit, but Boyega actually does seem to be really good. Like, consistently.
>>63418567
>take this gun
>I'll be okay
>that's why you need a gun
What? Is this some meme quote like big guy for you? Why hollywood doing this?
I'm warming up to Oogaboyega, but holy fuck, now I've seen a few clips of Ridley "acting", I'm seriously worried.
>>63418599
Disney need that 4billion back
>>63418577
It annoys me how, looking at the plot leaks and what we see from the trailers, she's innately skilled when everything we've seen before shows us that Jedi need lots of training.
Maybe she's the chosen one the prophecy spoke of, or something.
>>63418567
What, are you stupid?
>I think I can handle myself..
>That's why i'm giving it to you.
It makes sense, she's so well off at handling herself the gun he's giving her will help out because she can use it.
>>63418605
>Boyega
>really good
Nice try JIDF, go shill somewhere else
>>63418486
Hes another newshit just trying to get a new version of bane shit
>>63418031
Whoever is responsible for the lighting should be hanged. Jesus christ that looks like shit.
>>63418567
Take this gun.
I can handle myself i'm a strongk independent women.
I know you are, thats why you can handle this gun.
>>63418567
Tell me about Daisy, why does she need the gun?
>>63418599
it's actually possible that Disney were expecting more different groups of people to be really excited about seeing the film by now, instead it's just the 30-something men that bought all the advance tickets.
They could be worried, or they could have always planned this.
I think it's worth comparing with the (single) Avatar trailer, which revealed the entire plot and is basically CGI jizz all over the screen. There is a LOT more confidence in how Avatar was promoted.
https://youtu.be/5PSNL1qE6VY
>>63418567
>>63418613
Trust reddit to literally be this autistic in looking for their next memes
>you might need this [blaster]
>I think I can handle myself
>that's why I'm giving it to you [cause you're clearly not a dumbfuck who's gonna shoot themselves and you can do more damage with a gun than with a stick]
>>63418577
i'm actually really hoping bonegga is the main character here. he might have an interesting arch going from newbie stormtroop to an insecure deserter without a cause and finally finding redemption by doing some rebel shit and gaining confidence. growing as a character. idk what they are gonna do with unlikeable mary sue daisy ridler, this trailers make me want to see her bitchy character get humbled by a lightsaber in her right titty.
>"Take this"
>"Stop mansplaining to me, you oppresive cis-white male patriarchal shitlord scum"
hmmmm im loving it
>>63418031
Muh progressiveness
Muh jj
>>63418704
Han is giving her the gun because he knows he doesn't have to protect her, she can do it herself
If Daisy is the super special force child but can't act for shit and everyone thinks she sucks, will they try to downplay her role in the following movies, or will it be impossible?
>>63418649
saying she can handle herself implies she doesn't think she needs or already has a gun, not that she needs to be told she has reached a specific level of independence that she can handle Han's blaster.
I mean it's not like Han's blaster is fucking Excalibur or something. It's clear what the scene is TRYING to say, but it doesn't quiiite scan.
>>63418730
that does sound pretty good, but then I don't expect them to bother with anything resembling halfway complex story arc.
>AY YO WE REALLY BE DOIN' DIS??
>AAAAW SHIIEEET HELL NO NIGGA
Will we ever get an intelligent black character portrayed in movies?
>>63418031
WYMIN
STRONK
>>63418599
>what is hype
>what is marketing
>>63418217
There hasn't been a good SW movie since The Empire Strikes Back.
>>63418774
If boyega was white then no, but the fact that he is black gives them a chance to switch it. I think all of the scripts for each film are done anyway desu (in a drafted form)
>ape.jpg
I really wish there was some way to have an age verification for 4chan
>>63418805
who are you quoting?
SSSSMOKINNNN
>>63418774
"I might have gone too far in a few places."
>>63418817
>age verification for 4chan
you mean like porn sites?
>>63418722
remember when sam worthington was a thing?
>>63418817
I'm getting racist vibes from this post
>>63418725
>>63418704
>>63418758
But her refusal of the gun already implies that she understands he thinks she can handle the gun, because him offering the gun already suggests that
When she says she can handle myself, she's saying "I don't need the gun you are offering to me (which you presumably think I am capable of using)"
His second line implies there was ever any doubt suggested that she's unable to use the gun, but both him offering the gun, and her refusing the gun, don't suggest that at all
>>63418811
Double dubs for truth.
>>63418786
She is trustworthy enough to handle this gun and han knows she will use it like the capable fighter she is.
But I agree the dialog should have been
>bitch this is backyard alley tattoine thug brawl, this is a war, shut the fuck up and take the gun, or you will die.
>>63418811
meh revenge of the sith was pretty good, better than return of the Jedi desu.
>>63418825
I'm commenting on your ability to perceive the ways of the Jew.
>>63418031
>yfw kylo is sheev's son
>yfw we get sheev backstory
>yfw he does a sheev scream as he slices through dindu boyenga
>>63418567
You're missing the point, here's what they meant
>here, take this gun
>i am a mentally stable individual that would never shoot up a jedi academy
>that's why I'm giving the gun to you, if you weren't I wouldn't do it. ban jedi guns now.
>>63418758
I know... Thats what I wrote.
>"You might need this"
>"I can handle myself"
Bravo JJ
>"Hell no!"
Doesn't seem right tbqfh senpai
>>63418817
kek. you got so butthurt that you started you're own thread >>63418892
>>63418934
But that's not what she said. She didn't say "I'm mentally capable" she implied that she is physically capable, which means she is saying "I don't need that lightsaber."
It doesn't make any fucking sense.
>You might need this
>I can handle myself
>So... yes?
Harrison sounds like a senile old man
>>63418990
Han Solo said "see you in hell"
inb4 all the white male characters will die in this movie. The x-wing pilot, kylo, Donald gleeson and maybe han. its 2015 guys we need multiculturalism.
>You sure you're up for this?
>AW HELL NAW
REALLY?
NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS?
THEY PUT A "AW HELL NAW" IN STAR WARS
>>63418031
>"I can handle myself"
>"That's why I am giving it to ya"
FEMINISTS BTFO
>>63419043
I actually remembered just after I hit 'post'.
I feel silly now.
>>63418031
>0:31 video
>have to sit through a 0:30 ad first
closed
someone post the webm/gif of that stormtrooper flailing around the staff thing
>>63419084
but you don't get ads in embedded videos
>if i give you the gun will you get triggered?
>it would be extremely oppressive
>you're a big girl
>for industry's unrealistic standards of beauty
Jesus christ
![article-P-72cc9a2a-4316-464d-9d29-0bb8396383ff-5C29xUjAiA36cc054f0de7e1a16c-941_634x356[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SeX7yIo.jpg "article-P-72cc9a2a-4316-464d-9d29-0bb8396383ff-5C29xUjAiA36cc054f0de7e1a16c-941_634x356[1].jpg")
>some shitlord implies I cannot survive a battle on my own, because I'm a woman
>>63419084
install ublock origin u stupid c.uck
>>63418870
You need to look at it from the characters point of view. Not just straight dialogue.
She believes she doesn't need help from anyone. him offering a blaster so she feels protected is an affront to her character,
Han wasn't thinking she needed it for protection, but for use fighting as he knows she is more than capable.
>>63418031
>You might need this
>I can handle myself
>For you
>>63418886
that's all I'm saying. it's obvious what they were going for, it just feels a bit sloppy. maybe context will make it clearer, or fuck it maybe there are other lines in between and this is cut together from a longer scene.
>>63418486
>Here's your ticket for the movie
>I already have my ticket
>That's why I'm giving it to you
Makes no sense you pleb.
>>63419147
heres your (you)
>>63418031
it's so dense; every single frame has so many things going on
>>63419113
Kek
God damn it this trailer showed literally all the worst parts of the film.
>ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS
Oh great so its confirmed that every action scene is going to be punctuated by Boyega screaming about how ridiculous it is. Really original, fresh, entertaining. Funny how JJ claims to be progressive but the best writing he can come up with is "black guy yells at the obscurity of the situation."
>BB-8 hold on
Le funny falling robot, so funny
>You might need this
>I can handle myself
Oh great le strong woman, just what every Star Wars fan was hoping for. Harrison Ford looks awful.
>Chewbacca noise because ORIGINAL TRILOGY GUYS
>punctuate with shot of antagonist because why not? he's probably the only interesting part of the film anyway but squeeze him in
>shot of Rey helping up Boyega
>disgusting and sweaty like he is in every shot
>Woohoo!
>Hell no!
>SHOUTING LOUD NOISES
>>63418838
remember when Mark Hamill was a thing?
some types of movie don't create movie stars as easily because the concept is bigger than the original performance. Worthington did a good job, as did Hamill. being an actor is a dice roll honestly.
>>63418031
>''ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS??''
>''Hell no!''
>''WOO HOOO!''
>>63418031
the way they fade those stormtroopers into that explotion looks so fucking fake
>BB8 hold on
>>63418501
Is that satan? Why is he in Star Wars?
>>63419226
The WOO HOOO reminded me of Jake Lloyd piloting the star fighter at the climax to Episode 1.This movie is going to be shit isn't it?
It'll be alright. Literally no one other than most diehard Star Wars fans will find it anything better than an average adventure movie that happens to be in Star Wars.
>>63419251
>stormtroopers
speaking of storm troopers, why did they change the uniform? just because?
>>63418274
Dude, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away IS hell
>>63418031
If I don't get to hear Harrison Ford say "I'm too old for this crap" during the movie I'm going to be disappointed.
>>63419160
>here is your new bike without helper wheels son
>I'm enjoying my small bike with helper wheels dad
>That why im giving you this
There idiot, I made it simple enough to even for you to understand
>>63419113
I laughed
>>63419281
yeah he is in a new hope for like 2 seconds. kek every time i see him.
>>63418031
There is literally no reason why a regular person needs a gun
>>63419320
Designs change with time.
>I didn't think the exchange was memeworthy
>it's feeling more memeworthy the more I think about it
they must do this shit on purpose
>>63419224
yeah, this is not a movie this is a crafted recipe of stupid shit thrown together and boxes checked
>>63418406
>that feeling when new, fresh memes are on the way
>>63419274
Why doesn't she call it "BeeBee", like everyone refers to R2-D2 as just "Artoo"?
>>63419224
>every action scene is going to be punctuated by Boyega screaming about how ridiculous it is.
is there time for them to recast Chris Tucker.
I'm not saying it would be better but perhaps it was secretly what the producers had in mind.
>>63419372
To sell merchandise, what better thing to sell than something nobody has.
>>63418031
>BAEBAE 8 HOLDAWN
Dropped.
>>63419302
>This movie is going to be shit isn't it?It's going to be great. It's going to be great
According to this thread is it cool to hate Star Wars now?
what have you done disney
what have you done
>>63419343
But he's giving her a weapon with which she will handle herself. She already says she can handle herself, ergo doesn't need the weapon.
She wouldn't have responded if she thought she needed the weapon, instead have just taken it and said thanks. But her response indicates she doesn't need the weapon because it won't add value to her current set of skills. So when Han says "that's why I'm giving it to you" it doesn't make any sense, as the only reason he WOULD give it to her is if he felt she couldn't handle herself.
Check and m8
>>63419381
i guess,
but they are the worst trooper armor in star wars
ot stormtroopers were the best
pt clonetroopers were pretty good I liked that they were basically just stormtroopers with a boba fett helmet.
but the new one look like change for change's sake just a little too shiny and maclike to fit in the universe
also why aren't the stormtroopers just clones?
Not complaining about the dialog, but holy shit every shot in that exchange between Rey and Han has completely different lighting
What's with the cartoon expression on Ford's face. It's like it's a funny line so he's gotta ham it up as much as he can for the fanboys or what
GUYS
IT REPRESENTS THE OLDER BAD ACTOR HANDING ON HIS ACTING SKILLS TO A NEW GENERATION WHO WILL ACT BADLY
>>63419461
and you faggots still call this better than the prequels.
>inb4 i-i-It Is!11!
>>63418031
>"The saber fights in the new movies will be more traditional, and less about swinging it around for flare like in the prequels"
>Stormtrooper whirring that shitty stun baton thing around like nunchucks before the fight even begins
>You just know Finn is going to say something like "O..OKAY" before raising his saber
>5 minute heavily choreographed fight scene of Finn running backwards blocking the stormtrooper, while all explosions and shit happening in the background
>Stormtrooper trips and falls straight through Finn's saber, cutting his head off
>Finn looks down at the body "..whoah"
>Suddenly Daisy grabs him and says "stop messing around, let's go!" and they run off to the next set piece
>Que howling laughter from the audience
>>63419461
/pol/ please, you had months to rage about the black character, it is time to shut the fuck up
>>63419274
>BBC hold on
>>63418031
Jar Jar's films are the most souless shit you can find in modern Hollywood blockbuster production so no, it won't be good.
>>63419468
my brain hurts please stop
>>63418031
This film will be average at best.
>7.6 imdb
>>63419436
glorifying gun use in films is not ok
>>63419505
>only /pol/ hates nigs
Jamal please, you had your entire lifetime to get over your denial, it is time to shut the fuck up
>>63419492
god they really need to let her hair down, she just has too much face to have it up.
>>63418031
AWWW HELLLLL NAHHH
>>63419505
Fuck off back to /pol/ if you like talking about them so much you dumb /co/ cancer
>>63419492
>facial expressions by Pixar
>>63419492
She honestly does look like an insufferable cunt in every single frame.
>BB8 hold on
On what? It doesn't have fucking arms
>>63419468
>take this bike
>im actually really competent and doing fine running
>that's why im giving you a bike, because if you are already this competent and fit, you'll be even more amazing with a bike
>>63419591
that's the joke
>>63419505
>>63419555
>tfw neither of you will shut the fuck up, ever
>>63419492
I'm predicting Harrison Ford will be the worst part of this film, nigga phones it in like no other
Good thing he dies by the hand of Kylo Ren, then. Kek.
I wanna fuck dis white bitch shieeet
>>63418031
Harrison looks and sounds so depressed. He doesn't at all sound like you'd expect an older Han to be like.
No more witty charm and gung-ho accent, instead he looks just as depressed and angry as he was in Crystal Skull.
>Yfw the line would have worked so much better if he replied "trust me, you're gonna need it"
>>63419635
Not gonna lie, I liked this
>>63419635
I love how an ASTROMECH droid, designed to function in zero G, has no meant of affixing itself to a surface.
>>63419468
She refuses the weapon because she believes Han believes she can't handle herself.
Han is offering her the weapon because he knows she can handle herself.
>She wouldn't have responded if she thought she needed the weapon,
Refusing the blaster is something a prideful person would do.
>>63419669
>...turns and winks at camera
>>63419635
Wait, so the Millennium Falcon doesn't have artificial gravity, and every spin and loop-de-loop actually affects them inside the ship? Why doesn't whoever pilots the ship fall out of their chair as well, or pass out from the G-forces?
>>63419684
gotta sell more toys, kids are gonna want classic r2 and the new ball one
>>63419662
I hope Ford singlehandedly brings down the film, only to be out-bringdown'd by every single other element.
>>63419684
>>63419591
it does have little fold out arms
>>63419684
Actually BB 8 fits in the X-Wing doesn't he? That is his place
>>63419710
shh shh shhhhhhh
it's okay
it's okay
>>63419684
>BB-8 is an astromech
Proofs? It could be just a technician droid.
>>63418031
Reminder that the Republic/Rebellion were always the bad guys. No slavery/corruption/unemployment under Imperial rule, yet the Republic had rampant slavery, was corrupt as fuck, and poor fags everywhere.
Only non-fans dislike the Empire.
>>63419674
I get why this SEEMS good, but it's kind of too much. like R2 had this kind of comedy moment but it never felt "whacky". perhaps it's because in this shot BB8 is clearly CGI
>>63419635
bb-8 hold on.
does this roll, makes owie noises.
bb-8 rolls again. fires out that grappling hook seen in the other trailer.
Thats the joke
>>63419710
what the point of using artificial gravity when in the surfae of a planet?
Double the gravity pull?
>>63419737
>he
Check your droid privilege, shitlord. BB8 is a stronk, independent girl droid, and JJ wants us to know that because it's so important.
>Rey's fucking accent
why is this allowed
>>63419492
what happened to his face its only been 7 years since kotks. mfw they should have made this movie with Han no later than 2008.
>>63419768
>No slavery under Imperial rule
retard
slavery was banned in the republic, thee empire enslaved millions of civilizations, wookies, evocii, etc.
and this is not EU shit
>>63419753
the leaks claimed it was Poe Dameron's astromech droid.
>>63419768
william krystol is that you?
>>63419800
kek
>>63419800
“I named him BB-8 because it was almost onomatopoeia. It was sort of how he looked to me, with the 8, obviously, and then the 2 B’s.”
>>63419794
So when you're performing aerial maneuvers to evade an X-Wing, you don't slip out of your chair and smash your head on a control panel or something.
>>63419717
that's not an arm, it's the same taser thing R2 had
>>63419737
I'm predicting a scene where BB8 pops it's self out of an xwing with a comical *thpop* sound effect.
>>63419801
seriously. her voice could singlehandedly fuck up the movie.
it sounds weird/inappropriate to me and I'm British. it's a cheap British TV drama accent.
>>63419808
>tfw KOTCS came out nearly a decade ago
Fffffuucking hell, boys. We're getting old.
>>63419873
I hope for a scene where he rolls into some enemies legs knocking them over, making a bowling pin noise
>>63419845
She doesn't even have a safe belt or something like it
>>63419817
Slavery was banned in the core systems, no where else. Has nothing at all to do with the EU; in the OT you never once see an actual slave (unless you want to imply the Twi'lek was a slave, but she's more of a performing prostitute) and even a shit hole like Tatooine was slave free.
In the prequels you have open slavery on Tatooine, and the entire Republic army are indentured cloned slaves.
>>63419908
oh god I hope so. for star wars to die in such a banal fashion would be sheer bliss.
>>63419908
hopefully 10 stormtroopers
>>63419662
I felt this would happen as soon as they announced all 3 coming back.
trailers have only cemented the fear
>>63418031
good and bad are entirely subjective anon :^)
>we wuz jedi n shit muh nigga
>>63419938
Tatooine is not part of the republic.
>>63419908
I can totally see that happening
>>63418031
Muh nigga.
>>63419900
>Why are you shooting my scenes first, JJ?
![Maisie_Williams_2_SDCC_2014[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MDtxPUT.jpg "Maisie_Williams_2_SDCC_2014[1].jpg")
It's like they cast Maisie Williams in a Star Wars film.
>>63419943
banal?
>>63419995
HE DIDN'T FAGGOT.
>>63418031
>hell no
Okay I never gave a shit about this /pol/ or cuk shit you all are losing your minds about, but that's crossing a line.
>aw hell nah
>sheeeeiiit
>>63419951
>there will be meme scenes involving stormtroopers where they comically miss their shots
WAKE ME UP
>>63418501
this cheeky bastard makes me lose my shit every time I rewatch the film
>>63419996
She is so hot.
>>63419908
nah, chewbaka will use him as a bowling ball.
its funny because chewbaka is a big dumb retard who doesnt understand technology xD
>>63420019
sorry Aiden, it's actually not pronounced like that
it's ban-ahl
>>63419980
>Says no EU shit
>"Tatooine isn't part of the Republic!"
In what part of the movies does it say that?
>>63418031
>that Storm Trooper electro blade flipping thing
That was pretty awesome, I'm hype.
>>63418031
>>63420081
in the phantom menace
U WOT M8 U R 1 CHEEKY CUNT I'LL FUCKIN NASH U WIT ME CHOMPAHS INNIT
admit it she would have been a better rey even though she to is a bad actress.
>>63420081
"It's controlled by the Hutts" or something to that effect.
>>63420112
No it doesn't. It says the Hutts are gangsters, no one says what allegiance the planet has and who rules over it.
No matter how badass you are, you never refuse a gun in a battle mate, specially if your only weapon is close range.
But yay, feminism
Can't stand her fucking accent
>>63420144
A major plot point was that Republic Credits are no good on Tattooine.
>>63418825
Green texted was used for implications far before quoting.
This one trailer just destroyed all my optimism
>Rey's accent and line delivery
>Finns Acting
>Hans voice has been recorded over the original shot and is badly synced to his mouth movement
>>63420161
"Oim Ray!"
"Oim Finn!"
Jesus, it's all gone so wrong. Never let fanboys direct sequels to their favourite movies. They always fuck everything up.
What if this movie flops?
ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
*editor's note keikaku = the force
fuck off you can't make me to hate this
I just ordered a stromtrooper suit, and I will have it on myself at december 17th
I am so fucking hyped that I watch the trailers everyday 10 times
>>63418502
Das racis
>>63420247
Disney will double their efforts in the merchandise department.
>>63420119
100%
she has the thing Carrie Fisher has where you buy her ordering men around. it almost isn't related to acting ability, it's a personality type.
also her american accent is at least passable.
Trailers are stupid, just saying.
>>63420236
He clearly just loves how 'different' they both are, hes a diversity meme and he ruined this film for me before it's even out, ah well its not like I cared about the prequels and went to see them at the cinema.
I'm getting unhyped
fuck
>>63418567
>take this meme
>>63420119
Tatiana Maslany would have been better
>>63420283
Thank you, Disney intern.
>>63420269
I hope so for their sake, the Mouse is not as forgiving as I am.
>>63420259
godspeed anon. don't kill yourself if/when the reality finally dawns on you, I wish you all the best.
>>63418031
Is he firing the Quad Laser Turrets right there?
YO
HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
SO YOU BE SAYIN LIKE
FÁM
WEZ IN DIS SHIT
YO
R WE RLY DOING THIS SHIZ?
*Shake my hand*
>>63420269
what. the fuck. is that webm.
please tell me this isn't from the movie.
>>63420269
I hope to god there are cockpit shots and dialogue breaking this up in the movie, because it looks like a computer game without them.
>>63420343
It's from a car commercial.
>>63420269
wtf is this shit please tell me this is fake. why is bb8's antenna thing experiencing some kind of wind resistance in space.
>>63420343
>>63420345
It clearly isn't from the movie
Why does Han Solo feel so tired and uninspired. It sounds like he's trying to get a group of kids off his lawn.
>>63420363
haha didn't even notice that. damn.
>>63418031
>Boyega ready to suck JJ's small jew cock
>>63420144
OBI-WAN : Here, Master. Tatooine... It's small, out of the way, poor... The
Trade Federation has no presence there.
CAPT. PANAKA : How can you be sure?
QUI-GON : It's controlled by the Hutts...
PADME : I can't believe there is still slavery in the galaxy. The
Republic's anti-slavery laws...
SHMI : The Republic doesn't exist out here...we must survive on our own.
>>63420269
From where the fuck did you got this you mad genius?
>>63420363
nice catch,
i blame abrams
>>63420343
It's from the movie m8
>>63420355
oh thank fuck
that coupled with this new teaser would've completely taken the wind out of my sails.
please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck please don't suck
>>63418274
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos
>Chaos, referred to as Hell in Corellian mythology and also known as The Void, was a reputedly dark region of the Netherworld of the Force inhabited by the spirits of deceased Dark Lords of the Sith, Dark Jedi, and the spirits of all evil sentient beings who had died. In Naboo mythology, Chaos was envisioned as a dark pit kept closed by six impenetrable gates.
>>63419468
Hes saying, "Yes, I know you can handle things by yourself, but here is a weapon to aid you. I may not make or have to leave you, knowing you can survive by yourself, I I further your chances of survival by aiding you with this weapon as additional support."
>>63420399
https://youtu.be/nh767WrcZPE
>>63420378
are you 100% sure. I swear the last part looks similar to earlier shots from trailers which are allegedly when Finn and Poe are shot down.
>lightsaber blocking tonfa cattle prod
at least kylo's saber isn't the dumbest weapon in the movie anymore
>BB8 HAS NO ARMS
>BB8 IS SUCH A STUPID DROID
>BB8 SHOULD HAVE BEEN R2D2
>>63420464
spider-droid, spider-droid
does whatever a spider-droid does
I'm not going to watch it.
Why would I contribute financially to this shit.
>>63418031
Someone shoop in a bucket of KFC above him!
>>63418031
I dont. I know it will suck.
But I have a gf so Im having empty fun, a giant bag of pop corn, two sodas, and sex after.
>>63420412
that sounds like a really cool bit of Star Wars lore, I can't wait for Disney to not reference or use it in any way.
>>63418031
>BEE-BEE AIGHT, HOULD ON
that accent and acting is scaring me, is really going to be that bad? i already prefer boyega to her, jesus christ
>>63418722
I didn't even like avatar and there's a world of difference in craftsmanship between blue smurves and that shit that JJ serves as star wars. Avatar looks a billion times better and more convincing, even though it's almost 10 years old now.
>>63420458
Fucking railings could block lightsabers in the OT. Did you not see Empire or Jedi? In the PT they could cut through anything because their crystals were new. The weapons aren't as efficient as they used to be.
>>63418722
serves them right for pandering to sjw's
white males will always be the largest demographic for sci-fi
pleb normies love brand consumptions
>>63419200
I think you mean 'for (you)'
i cant wait for the WACKY moment when r2d2 meets bb8
XD
