How can someone enjoy drinking room temperature beer? I've seen this multiple times in films or series and that really disturbs me.
American beer tastes like piss either way so it doesn't matter.
Good beers aren't meant to be consumed at ice cold temperature.
>>63414093
lone star isnt good beer though
>>63414036
You don't give a shit if you're an alcoholic.
>>63414036
maybe it was stored in a fridge where that one guy bought it? that interview didn't last too long anyway so he probably drank them cold.
also rust wouldn't give a shit either way
>>63414066
>>63414109
Both are valid points
Some people just drink for the drunk feeling and not the taste. Why do you think people chug shit like bud and miller?
>>63414192
This is true, I drink coffee that isn't hot, just mix some instant crap with tap water mix and drink for a boost.
>>63414243
>>63414128
I know this one all too well.
>>63414192
>>63414138
>>63414036
Rust is obviously an alcoholic and in a stressful situation you just drink whatever alcohol you can get your hands on, doesn't matter if it's warm
>>63414036
he's already finished those beers before he started talking to them, doesn't he specifically mention that he needed them before he'd even say a word?
>>63414243
You're missing out. Put creamer in that shit and it tastes like a hot chocolate for breakfast with whatever flavor you want.
>>63414357
Some people don't wanna gain fat
How many beers can you drink before needing to pee?
I shoved a champagne bottle up my ass a few years ago and havent visited the doctor.
I can drink about one or two then I have to pee often.
Rust pounded that six of tallboys in like an hour. What's weird is he didn't have to piss during the interview.
I drink my beer hot.
I like my beer cheap and hot, just like my women.
When you don't give a fuck you don't give a FUCK.
Did you even watch the show? Damn.
>>63414128
This is the obvious answer here lets be honest fellas.
>>63414459
About one to three. It depends on if I went to the loo just before I had them beers.
A lot of people shove things up their anus. How far did it go?
I like my beer like I like my women:
Stout, dark, and thick.Also, how the fuck do people think that IPAs are good? Is this just an American thing?
>>63415364
IPA's are meme beers.
I like my beer like I like my women, imported from Asia and stored in a cellar.
>>63414268
reading comprehension
>>63415364
IPAs are a fad. A horrible one, too. Shit needs fruit thrown into it because it's so disgustingly bitter.
I like my beer like I like my women, anything goes as long as I'm pounding it with a friend.
>>63414036
What makes you think it's room temp? They got it from the store and the season long interview took place in a day.
>>63415600
Also they are clearly inside some kind of freezer. Cold as life. Circular.
>>63415364
Only hipster stoners like beers that taste like skunk's asshole.
>>63414128
This. I know from experience.
I enjoy it. I only drink alc free beer though.
i never got into beer for some reason.
I can enjoy a couple or a nicer beer but never really became a "beer guy'
Its just nasty and watery and drinking as shit ton of liquid grosses me out
Id rather drink a couple drink than a dozen beers
>>63414459
About 5.
>>63415697
are you a girl?
>>63415738
Nope.
>>63414036
Alcoholics and europoors
>>63414128
Basically... I've done it.
>>63415757
you should be
>>63414459
It varies. I've gotten 3-5 into me before having the urge to splurge. If you pile on some veggies (low sodium food in general) and drank water throughout the day, you'd be surprised how long it takes for the dam to break.
You know what's worse than cheap beer? Expensive cheap beer.
>>63414128
Nah, he asked for beers. Nigga must enjoy hot beer
He could have asked for some whisky or another drink that you can actually drink at room temperature
>>63415785
I just have a shit liver and I didn't drink a single drop of alc in the last 5 years.
I do plan on getting absolutely wasted and hopefully die of alc posioning on a trip next year though.
>>63414128
/thread
I like my beer like I like my women. Strong, sweet, color doesn't matter as long as she's available, nice mouth feel, slightly bitter and tsundere.
>being a beer snob
>>63414128
This. I'm drinking room temp beer right now.
>>63415364
IPA's are pretty good. I like Guinness too. Normie-core.
>>63415452
I love hoppy beer.
Reminder that:
Mexican beer >amerilard beer
>bohemia, indio, victoria, negra modelo, XX ámbar, chope, tecate titanium, corona ("hated" because its popular) vs miller, bud, pbr lol
Mexicano autores > amerilard flickmakers
>iñarritu, reygadas, del toro, cuaron, buñuel >> zack snyder, bay, spielberg
Mexican cuisine > ameriblob fast trash
P.s. beer made by 3 faggots in Portland don't count.
>>63415850
Beer ain't shit though, he's doing a deposition he can't be slugging whiskey.
>>63416196
>corona ("hated" because its popular)
>>63416196
>Mexigordo calling Americans fat
KEK I know you can barely read but you might want to check those obesity rates there taco bender.
>>63416196
I can't wait until we #buildthewall, invade, steal all your land and resources, kill all your people, rape all your women, and then send the blacks to live there.
>>63414066
>memeing this hard
How living in a flyover state where Heineken is considered exotic?
>>63414093
That is beer in general
>>63414036
>tfw Canadabro
>hasn't started snowing
>leave beers in garage and get a beer as cold as my ex's heart every day
>>63415956
>drinking guinness outside of ireland
wow stop drinking at any time
fuck beer
wine is all that and more
>>63414036
Part of the reason he drank is so that his statements would be INADMISSIBLE.
TD GOAT SERIES full of shit plebs and pussies will never understand.
>>63414036
all that cold does is remove taste from the beer
if you don't like warm beer then you don't like beer
>>63415364
Indian Dark ale is where its at. Tastes a little like a brown ale.
>>63414128
This is the answer.
t. alcoholic
>>63415929
Truly the worst people.
>>63417635
t. woman
If i'm not drunk enough i puke from room temperature beer
>>63414128
My dad's an alky and he would still not drink a warm beer. He plans very well ahead in matters of cooling though.
Room temp beer is better. All the cold does is make the carbonation harsher.
>>63418333
True alkys either A.) don't give a shit or B.) always have 10 tricks up their sleeves for keeping beer cold
>>63414128
i'm an alcoholic btw
>>63416219
>he's doing a deposition
he drinks so it's inadmissible as evidence
Do alcoholics drink beer though? You need to drink like 6-7 liters to get the same amount of alcohol that a bottle of liquor would give you.
>go to party already a bit drunk last weekend (took a cab)
>have a good time but can't remember the end of the night
>woke up on the couch
>I was the only one who stayed the night
>get a cab instantly to avoid talking to anyone
>worried that I may have done some dumb shit that I can't remember but I don't want to ask anyone if I fucked up
>constant dread the past two days
Why can't I just not get fucked up? God damn drinking games throwing off my pacing.
>>63419277
>drinking games
holy shit please tell me you're underage, because only kids actually play drinking games
Lager needs to be drunk cold, but ale tastes better slightly below room temperature.
>>63414128
/thread
>>63414394
>50 calories of cream
>fat
>>63414243
jesus christ this is supposed to be a sfw board
>>63418333
but if your dad had a choice between only warm beer or no alcohol at all, what would he choose?
as someone who works in a beer plant i can say who gives a fuck what beer you drink on fucking temperature
>american "beer"
If I'd ever have to come up with evidence that americans are uncultured swines, that fucking pisswater would be it
>>63416196
>amerilard beer
>miller, bud, per
Confirmed for under 21.
>>63421175
oh god it's almost hopslam time
FUCK YEAH
Mercury Hard Cider master race
shit is cheap and paradoxically the strongest RDT available at 7% and it doesn't taste like dishwater
>not microwaving your Dr. Pepper
>>63420024
>neckbeard mememasters trying to pretend they've ever been in a social situation
>>63415850
He did eventually start drinking whiskey during the interview.
I've opened a beer, passed out, woke up then drank the now flat and warm beer that's been sitting there all night
Alcoholism will do that to a guy
>>63416196
lol buñuel is spanish, not mexican
I saw Sicario yesterday. how accurate it is, in despicting Mexico?
>>63414036
When you become a functioning alcoholic and pain killer user like myself, you can consume those substances in any condition.
>Tfw go for a run, start to feel my fucked knee going, so I just bring out 2 oxy's and swallow them without water
>>63414243
no see youve just gone too far :(
>>63420024
>can drink at room temperature
Does anyone drink cold whiskey? It makes me gag for some reason
>>63414460
you didnt see what was going on below the table
>>63416196
>Amerifats and shit skins talking about how good their alcohol is
If you aren't drinking German or Australian beer/cider/ale, then you're a fucking faggot.
>>63415364
IPA is for those days when you feel jaded by too carbonated and watery ordinary beers and you want to go the other end of the spectrum.
>>63423340
tried that for the first time recently. not bad.
Some beers are better at room temperature, such as stouts.
>>63419250
Most older alcoholics have broken their liver so hard that they don't need a lot of alcohol to get drunk.
Also beer gets you a longer, more sustained dizzy.
>>63423340
Mainstream american beer is horse piss.
However, we have some amazing fucking breweries that make delicious shit.
>>63414036
>>63414036
the same way sand niggers enjoy nonalcoholic beer in the middle east
>>63423340
Belgian Trappist beer, nigga.
>>63423264
Without water!!!! Fucking rock bottom man.
>>63423504
holy fuck that looks malty
>>63414243
I hate hot coffee. I usually add about 1/3rd worth of milk to the cup to get it warm enough to consume fast, or if I'm in a pinch where I just need caffine and nothing to cool it down with, I add cold water.
I drink coffee so I can take a shit at work and get paid for it.
>>63423264
>go for a run
>start to get tired
>drink half a pint of vodka and wake up in a ditch 10 miles from home with no pants
best way to exercise desu senpai
>>63423710
>I drink coffee so I can take a shit at work and get paid for it.
Patrician work ethos
>>63423725
>When me and the wife have same day off together
>Demands I go to the gym with her because I'm losing all my muscle
>Feel beta as fuck infront of all those 20 year old dead lifters
>Take 2 tramadol, an oxy, and drink a topped mug of the hardest whiskey I have
>Go to the gym and out performing everyone there, onlookers looking at me in wonder
>Wake up the next day unable to move, one time I even tore my fucking bicep and didn't even know about it until the meds wore off
People who rant about muh illicit drugs are fucking pussies. Prescription shit and real booze is where it's at.
>>63414128
Beer is such a shit drink if you want bang for your buck though.
When you're an alcoholic you stop giving a shit.
>>63420024
We played flippy cup. I shouldn't have joined.
>>63414036
That scene gave me goose bumps everytime it came on. Not because of any euphoric bullshit he was spouting, but because of how horrible it looks to be handling rigidly cut open bits of tin.
One slip up and you're got a cut on you that feels 100 times worse than a paper cut.
>>63423100
I do this a lot. Its kind of a nice surprise.
>>63424101
Beer's good if you're dirt poor.
If you have money but you're trying to be conservative about it, then buying a cheap 26er of vodka would suit you better.
>>63424033
>Take 2 tramadol, an oxy, and drink a topped mug of the hardest whiskey I have
>Go to the gym and out performing everyone there, onlookers looking at me in wonder
na
I think we can all agree theres nothing like a nice, cool shower beer
>>63424221
Not here. Due to taxes and shit the best alcohol/€ ratio you can get is either cheap vodkas or "hard wines" (wines with an alcohol percentage of around 20%).
I usually just buy cheap vodka and drink it with water.
>>63423340
>Australians think their beer is good
My sides
>>63414128
>tfw 19 and already have a crippling alcohol addiction
can i watch s2 and skip s1?
>>63425911
define crippling
>>63415364
IPAs are shit. If you're gonna be some artsy cunt about your beer get some Fat Tire 1554 or some shit like that.
Otherwise, get yourself a 40 of Budweiser and get drinking.
>>63415435
Underrated post
>>63425953
For what purpose? The first is way better fedora tipping aside. Even with the euphoric shit that's thrown in it's way better.
>Wanting to watch a TV series by a guy who did the Fast and Furious movies
>>63426006
Basically can't function without drinking. Has ruined two friendships and a relationship. Went to rehab when I was 18, came out, went clean for a week and a half, then jumped back in.
>>63426381
shit that sucks man
have you seen the movie The Spectacular Now? Don't be thrown off by the poster and the cutesy seeming premise. It's a very well-made, moving look at teenage alcoholism. It might strike a chord with you.
I hope things get better for you.
>>63426381
lol just quit that garbage , start going to gym .
>>63426848
not that guy but you sound like a moron. also, if your addiction of choice is the gym rather than alcohol I'm guessing you have a very small brain.
>>63414109
Hell yeah it is. I remember in elementary taking alcohol free beer to school to drink at lunch and it tasted just like Lone Star. tfw from Texas.
>>63420024
Either you don't get out much or your culture is very different from mine.
>>63420426
beat the shit out of me
>>63426848
Gee wow thanks bud, you really fixed everything.
>>63426581
Thanks man. Dunno what it is, but somehow advice and words of encouragement mean a little more on the site that's widely known for anonymous shitposting and calling people cûcks
>>63426581
>>63428144
Continuing my post, I started drinking pretty fucking young, considering I'm in the states. Got into it when I was about 14
>>63414128
BRUV
ALCOHOL
ROFL
>>63414036
If you don't drink like a pussy the first four are cold the fifth is eh and you don't care by the 6th.
>>63427908
anon let's keep it lite
>>63414459
Hey your that dude that thinks he has an internal prolapse and lives with his mom right? You should see a doctor man it'd be worth your money.
>>63414036
The cop bought him a cold sixer. Probably the first 2 were cold. The next 2 were cool. The last 2 were probably about 60, not piss warm, but getting there. At that point of buzz, and being an alcoholic, he doesn't care.
Use your head, autist.
>>63416196
>hurr i have to compare all of mexi lards brew the the three worst brewers of the u.s
Stay underage
>>63423340
Oh german beer? God i love light pilsner, pilsner, dark pilsner, light lager, lager, dark lager, hefeweizen , light dark lagner. So variety
How much is a decent bottle of wine, anyway? The only wine I've ever drank came in a bag.
Goon is pretty okay if you hate yourself though.
>>63433215
If you pay more than $12 for a bottle of wine you've spent too much.
>>63414128
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>>63428718
Glad I'm not the only alcoholic on /tv/.
>>63434391
Plebs really have taken over this board
who /roomtemperaturevodka/ here.
one would think that it wouldn't burn/cause me to cringe at some time.
>I drink beer for the taste
>>63418294
Yeah and that's kinda weird due to you NOT puking from living on a cock-based diet, you fag
>>63415364
Friend said to try Sierra Nevada. Hated the bitter after taste.
I much prefer Anchor California Lager, 2bh pham
>>63415452
Get with the times, grandpa. Porters and stouts are the new meme beers. They've even been occupying taps in the summer with that offseason garbage.
>>63428718
I think it would fit more with "BRO" instead of "BRUV".
>>63426877
bigger than yours
how can you even drink beer
it is just terrible
it isnt salty it isnt bitter it isnt sweet, it is just bad, like putting a whole box of pepper into your food
drink gin or something, atleast it has taste that is bearable
>>63437811
>>63414036
You do realize that in most places people drink it at room temperature so you get the full taste. Drinking beer cold is a western thing.
why are so many alcoholics on /tv/?
Is Lone Star a meme beer?
I was drinking it in Dallas last year and I thought it was OK, by the standards of American beers.
>>63437811
i spy a millennial