can normal scissors cut sup's hair or it will require Kryptonite scissors?
>>63411007
They will fall out on their own, don't worry senpai.
>>63411007
he lasers his hair off with a mirror
>>63411007
I remember a hydraulic cutter will do
>>63411027
A normal mirror or a kryptonian gorilla glass mirror?
>>63411026
Kek
>>63411007
Why doesnt this retard get decent hair plugs ? He is a serious contendor for the most handsome man on earth with a better crop of hair.
>>63411108
clark kent has way better hair
>>63411057
originally it was a reflective piece of his space ship
>>63411108
when you're that handsome it doesn't matter. he could have his own shit smeared on his scalp and girls would still spread their cunts and assholes for him
>combine kryptonite crystal and regular lightsaber crystal
>$uperman rekt
>combine kryptonite crystal with crystal meth
>also rekt
>>63411026
hey man don't bully people
>>63411137
wow I looked it up and it's for real
>>63411159
>this is what baldlets actually believe
top delusion m9
>>63411007
>can normal scissors cut sup's hair
No.
>or it will require Kryptonite scissors?
Not that either.
Heat vision + Kryptonian metal.
Or call Jimmy.
ayy
>>63411336
who's Jimmy
>>63411376
jimmys the beta tryhard that tries to get in everyones good graces at the office.
/tv/, What kinda cut do you want fham?
>>63411376
Superman's pal
So how does Supergirl cut...you know,Down there?
>>63411455
Just "M"Erika my shit up
>>63411505
she does not have them ;)
>>63411007
someone post the photoshop where he only had hair on the sides
>>63411007
Just this week some science students at a university calculated that superman would have to be traveling at 98% of the speed of light to reverse the spin of the Earth.
My question is if he kept going back and forth really fast could he scratch time like a deejay?
Because thats really wack if he can't
>>63411505
She doesn't.
That shit is hairy as fuck.
>>63412623
>not just grabbing the earth and tossing it the other direction
>>63411322
Fat retard who is ugly and probably a manlet on top of that and has nothing but his "full head of hair" detected
Sorry, real life isn't like internet.
>>63411159
>The mental hoops people will jump through to try to save face rather than accept being a baldlet
>>63413123
Bitter baldfag detected.
>>63413268
>>63411322
I found reddit
>>63411007
>>63411026
same fag joke
>>63413326
nope.png
>>63413326
christ you baldos are so angry.
you all act like petulant children.
>>63413477
>tfw cutest grill in my college is in to bald men
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>>63413697
my gf makes fun of every bald person she sees behind their back
>>63413743
Horrible personality. She'll dump you in 2016
I believe Superman IV already answered this question
>>63412623
>Science students at a university
>Didn't realise he wasn't actually reversing the earth's spin, it was just a way of visualising that he was going so fucking fast he travelled back in time.
Jesus.
>>63411505
Superman helps her with it.
>>63411336
Damn those 50s Jimmy Olsen/Lois Lane comics were cheesy as fuck
>How can Lois Lane make a meal for Superman with her new powers?
>How can Jimmy Olsen masturbate in peace if Superman could hear him all the time?
Why is he muscular when nothing on Earth is supposed to really strain his muscles? Other Kryptonians weren't so buff so how does he work out?
>>63415942
He fucks your landwhale of a mother every night
>>63415968
>landwhale of a mother
WAT?
>>63415968
lmao wicked sick dude
oh to be 12 years old
>>63416016
I can't tell if you're trolling or just new.
Explain further.
>>63416083
You can't tell because you're retarded. It's okay.
He probably uses his laser eyes, just like shaving:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s
>>63415942
That's his natural physique.
There were these two twins at my high school who were bald and about 5'7".
They literally fucked just about every hot girl at my school. Want to know how? They didn't give a fuck. If ppl talked shit, they knocked them out. If they had a problem with someone, they said it to their face.
Girls can find comfort in your hair when they're running their fingers through it. But you know what's really comforting? Confidence. And that excludes bragging about your hairline on an anonymous image board.
>>63415942
Isometrics
>>63411007
well I guess we'll find out like how superman shaves in Man of Steel oh wait they fuckled us with that too....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u1OLAnizsY
>>63418473
What happen to this shit Snyder said ytou'll have to watch the movie to find out
>>63418473
WTF I remember this they did a whole promo for how he shaved in the movie after the comic-con question got asked, and Zack said it's in the movie watch to find out, then when I watched the movie absolutely nothing, what in the fuckety fuck!?
>>63411026
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The answer.
