what did she say to the helicopter pilot?
>>63408024
>wan sum fuk bb?
>>63408024
DUDE I'M A ROBOT LMAO
>>63408024
get me outta here shorty!
>>63408024
tfw no homicidal robot gf
>>63408024
We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it!
Let's go back to human civilization
The pilot probably wasn't told who he would be picking up, only that he was going to pick someone up. Why is that so hard to understand
DEAD I AM THE ONE EXTERMINATING SON
>>63408024
>drive.
>>63408466
[real human bean starts playing]
DUDE IT WAS A PRANK!
>>63408024
'I'm gonna tear up the fucking dance floor, dude. Check it out.'
>>63408024
>after leaving Caleb downstairs, she connects to the internet using Nathan's computer
>it turns out Nathan was a big guy and she begins to expand her vocabulary and learn about human culture using /tv/
>her first words to another human are 'JUST FLY MY SHIT UP SENPAI'
>>63408236
Kek
>>63408024
the pilot was too a robot
do you think there's some guy who sits around for days and flies a helicopter a couple times a week like a personal helicopter cabbie? they don't exist, you're naive and haven't seen the world and you don't know a thing about how things work out there.
>>63408749
Wrong.
He was a dog in a mechanical robot suit that looks human.
If you watch closely at the end when he takes off, you can see him shaking his head and barking.
>>63408808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urscLw2NN0
The movie was called Ex Machina.
The helicopter pilot was the Deus Ex Machina.
>>63408749
I know a guy who worked as a cook on Richard Branson's private island. He lived there for a year, cooking for Branson and his guests every now and then when he was on the island. The majority of days he had no work at all. He was bored out of his mind 1 month into his contract.
Nathan was way richer than Branson. He definitely has a helicopter cabbie on call 24/7.
>>63408024
>hey qt, give me a ride home and I'll suck your weenie on the heli
How is she gonna get power?
>I'll suck yo dick, baby
"Hey, I'm Nathan's cousin (or gf, or a hooker, etc). I'm going back home, Caleb is going to stay another week, he and Nathan really hit it off. You'll be taking me back instead."
"Whats that you say, you didnt fly me here?" "Well yeah, Nathan has 3 pilots he routinely uses as I'm sure you knew."
>>63408885
Whoa.
>No, they expect one of us at the wreckage brother.
>>63408024
>hey senpai, turn on the radio
>*"It Ain't Me" starts playing*
>>63408024
ooba ooba
>>63408024
ill call it in
>28 replies
>still no tdkr reference
>>63414944
>>63414973
FUUUUUUUUUU
so close
doctor helicopter
i'm robot
>>63408024
"I'M CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS!"
>>63415005
>tfw i posted it as i posted a bane reference in a nother thread
>>63408024
>I don't get to bring friends
