I came to /tv/ to talk find out about great movies, but you people don't even talk about those. Wtf.
Where is the sticky?
The /tv / database?
This is the worst board ever.
Back to reddit
>>63404390
Where are the good threads?
I can only find threads about Star Wars and shitty tv shows.
>>63404335
what a beautiful man
>>63404335
Don't forget your coffe, Rodger
>>63404335
19/f/south cali, pm me cutie ;)
>>63404335
Hello Reddit
/tv/ is a board entirely populated by patricians. Everyone here has enough good taste to discern good movies from bad ones.
In fact the entire point of the board is to trick redditors into watching shit while we enjoy our superior entertainment that we keep well hidden from you by never discussing it.
>>63404714
This is correct
>>63404714
This. 99% of the posts and threads here are an elaborate ruse, you need to lurk daily for at least 2 years before you could understand. We mostly speak in code, if you will. You may recognize this picture but only the real /tv/ understands what I mean by this.
>>63404714
>>63404809
>>63404863
>muh sekret club
>>63404897
If it wasn't, you wouldn't be here in the first place.
>>63404897
THE MEMES CAN YOU FEEL THEM?
>>63404897
It's not a secret club, is just a superior form of communication that you are not yet ready to understand, we work on so many levels of irony that you can only discern reality after a rigorous training. I suggest watching some /tv/ essentials:
FLICKS
1. Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. L'inhumaine (L'herbier, 1924)
4. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)
5. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppola, 1990)
2. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
3. And a Little Kid Shall Lead Them (Griffith, 1909)
4. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)
5. Fear & Desire (Kubrick, 1953)
FILMS
1. Höstsonaten (Bergman, 1978)
2. Hets (Sjöberg, 1944)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2016)
CINÉMA
1. Mogambo (Ford, 1953)
2. Lost River (Gosling, 2014)
3. ¿Quién me quiere a mí? (Sáenz de Heredia/ Buñuel, 1936)
4. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
5. Der Student von Prag (Rye/ Wegener, 1913)
KINO
1. Berlin — Die Sinfonie der Großstadt (Ruttman, 1927)
2. Pauvre Pierrot (Reynaud, 1892)
3. Mauvais Garçons (1995, Bay)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'ascension du chevalier noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (1928, Luis Buñuel)
>>63404335
/tv/ is shills general.
Blame the mods for letting Disney spam their shit.
>>63404994
damn I cant seem to find IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@
I'M DOING MEMES
>>63404994
>5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191611€€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2016)
I love this board
>>63405812
Hello reddit!
come back for more when you're done with this
>>63404714
>>63404809
>>63404863
>>63404994
Ebin, truly ebin
http://strawpoll.me/6184174
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http://strawpoll.me/6184174
We need votes
>>63406781
>posting that trash
>>63406927
>vinceposting that low
fucking plebs
>>63404714
>>63404809
>>63404863
>>63404897
>>63406885
OP don't listen to these shitheads, if you really want true film discussion I suggest looking someplace else. You'll only find memers memeing and baiters baiting in here. No intelligent form of discussion can be found on this board
>>63406927
There was a kinothread a few weeks back that was the funniest thing that ever happened on /tv/
>>63407006
>why frozen left me cold
fucking kekked
>>63404335
what did he mean by this?
>>63407006
It's all true
