So how do orcs know what menus are?
Orcs are just as advanced as the other races in Westeros, they're just portrayed negatively because of the overwhelming Elvish influence in media.
Because your mothers a whore
Menu also means a list of commands displayed on a computer screen, so maybe they had computers.
>>63403720
Spotted the orc.
BOYS!
MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU
MMMMMMMMMMM
>>63403662
I was more bothered by the fact that orcs were quoting the Christian Bible in The Hobbit with that "for we are legion" crap.
>>63403720
>Orcs are just as advanced as the other races in Westeros
>Westeros
>Orcs
>>63404126
>>63403720
oy vey the sundering!
>>63404126
Sorry, meant Kalimdor
They destroyed a few human pubs before
WE AIN'T 'READ NOT'IN BUT FAGGO'Y THREADS FOR -THREE- -STINKIN'- -DAYS-
>>63403662
these are uruk-hai
>>63403662
NO MORE MAGGOTY BREAD
WE AINT HAD NOTHING BUT BANE THREADS FOR THREE STINKING YEARS
AND THEY CALL IT A MEME. A MEME!
>>63403662
They dont, but Uruk-Hai are a much smarter beast altogether. If they have unconditioned loyalty to Sauron, I am sure they know their way round a dining table
>>63403662
Well the only logical answer is that Orcs have restaurants with menus. Perhaps they are cafeterias where they ask what coloured sludge you want with your maggoty bread.
>"Looks like meats back on the men, you boys!"
What's not to understand you faggots?
>>63403662
Nobody is speaking english in the books/movies. It's being converted for our ears. The anachronisms originate from non-literal translations
>>63407825
>whats not to understand you faggots?
your poor creative skills
>Whats that?
>This my friend is a meme!
>It comes in memes?
>I'm getting one
>You've all had half a meme already!
>But a small dark figure that none had observed sprang out of the shadows and gave a hoarse shout: Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu! An axe swung and swept back. Two Orcs fell headless. The rest fled.
>>63406009
High kek
Best short lived meme ever--orc posting.
>I am unaware of the cause of this rumpus, but I am wholly dedicated to maximizing its violent potential
Orc's can say so much with such little utterance.
>>63407832
Someone who isn't an idiot finally posted
>>63403662
"You must be new here! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!"
>What about them? They're fresh!
Was he referring to the newfags fresh from reddit?
>>63409491
kek
do you have more?
>Bane?
>No, CIA doesn't end here.
>Falls are just another path, if we don't stay on his plane.
>The fire of the city of Gotham rises, and all turns to master plans.
>And then you meme it.
>What, Gandalf? Meme what?
>Big guys.
>And beyond?
>A plane crashing, with no survivors.
>Well, that doesn't sound too Reddit.
>No, no it isn't.
>>63409667
HANDS OFF THAT SHINY MEME
THATS MINE
>>63409613
No, he was referring to the reviews on rotten tomatoes.
>>63403720
>Westeros
>>63409692
It's going to the Great Memester! Along with everything else.
>>63409775
>Orc1.jpg
Thats Gorbag you uneducated bastard
>You are most fortunate, sir. Although we've had solely maggoty bread in our prix fixe offerings for the past 3 evenings, it appears meat is back on the menu.
>>63409799
>implying I am ever going to go through and sort all this shit
The same way Gandalf knew what October was
>>63409918
what the fuck
Dig deep senpai.
>>63410131
kek'd
>>63403662
it was the most fitting translation into English of whatever orcish colloquialism he might have used. Like a French person might say "ce n'est pas la fin des haricots" but you'd never translate that as "It's not the end of the beans," you'd say "It's not the end of the world."
SO FUCKING THERE
now where's /got/? I haven't been on /tv/ in quite some time and last time I saw it I was told /got/ was eternal.
>>63409914
Kek
>>63410207
>now where's /got/? I haven't been on /tv/ in quite some time and last time I saw it I was told /got/ was eternal.
I have some bad news for you.
>>63410207
>giving a genuine answer
>double line spacing
>asking for /got/
nice reddit post
>>63409918
stop hoarding like some faggot dragon, let us in on the good stuff
>>63403662
Because they were elves once, and so have practically had two lives, the elf one and post-elf one. Basically they're old as fuck and know a lot of things
>>63410407
yeah where is /got/?
>>63407832
Then why bother creating the elvish language?
>>63411066
>saying this thinking hes so wise
>when we literally see Uruk-hai being made from soil in the first fucking film
>>63410207
>>63411088
/got/ got b&
>>63403662
He's really speaking Westron, they're only speaking English for the sake of the audience. He says 'menu' which would have been whatever Westron equivalent.
>>63407832
It's not the word they're using, it's that the very concept of a menu seems ridiculous in Orcish society
Orcs seem like dont get a choice in what they eat - being served in a military fashion. They don't eat at restaurants.
>>63411111
>>63413688
Wrong image lol sorry guys :3
>>63409668
>I wonder if we'll ever be put into memes and pastas.
>What?
>I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about CIA and the plane.' And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite memes. CIA was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of agents. And that's saying a lot.'
>You've left out one of the chief characters - Bane the big. I want to hear more about Bane. CIA wouldn't have crashed that plane without Bane.
>Now CIA, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious.
>So was I.
>Bane the big...
>>63403806
Ill admit you tickled my ol' gooch on that one. Kekkerino
Is the "Hehe... meme." guy okay? I'm a little worried something happened to him
>>63403819
>>63403662
I'm not even the anon you were replying to, but people like you really make me lose my shit. The only one pathetic here is you. Who gives a fuck about the life of some random mordor boys? It's not even fantasy, it's just regular orcs doing regular things. Ah, yeah, YOU give a fuck. You have already given up on life and the only things you do is watch this crap to imagine that you're one of the orcs. No you are not. You are just cancer and the entire world would be better like you. Why the fuck are you even her-
wait, I'm on /tv/. Shit, my bad, nevermind, i are a dumb newfag xd
>>63413742
had a good laugh/10
>They have a cave troll!
Why is FOTR the best movie of the trilogy?
>>63414764
>>63406009
Obviously they have restaurants in Mordor
>>63403662
The orcs probably had mess halls where they were being told what was being served.
The orcs are well read, noble creatures. Saruman taught them well
>>63415079
I rewatched the whole trilogy some time ago. I always liked FOTR the least as a kid, because it had no ebin battles and stuff, but now I liked it the most. It's comfy as fuck
>>63404408
Nice save
