Why the jealousy on /tv/ for Max Landis?
>>63402271
Shut up, Max, don't you have capeshit to ruin?
>>63402271
Isn't his dad famous murderer John landis?
This board is for petty and jealous worms.
Max Landis appreciation thread?
Max Landis appreciation thread.
>>63402271
Because his dad's a murderer t b h familia
>>63402351
famous *filmmaker John Landis
>>63402271
No jealousy whatsoever.
Watched "American Ultra" last week and it was white male masturbatory fantasy, like all his movies. Fuckin' Dropped.
>>63402362
>hipster pretends to care about two dead gooks and a has been actor who died 33 years ago
>>63402271
Hey Max, that Doomsday video is still funny. I showed it to a friend of mine the other day who thought you were kind of annoying on RLM and he liked it. How do you feel about Eisenberg basing Lex Luthor's public persona on you? Why do you think he would connect you with that character?
He's pretty qt for a smug millenial
In a skinny white 4 inch dick kek way
>>63402429
Don't worry Eisenberg was just joking when he said that, we're actually close friends and I helped him tremendously to develop his character.
>board full of failed and talentless film-makers circle joke about being patricians then get jealous and petty of Max and his father
>blame their lack of success on Hollywood nepotism
>hurr durr blame all jooz
/tv/ is pathetic and i despise you all
>>63402351
TELL ME ABOUT JOHN, WHY DOES HE BECOME A MURDERER?
>>63402526
Thank you anon
Hatred ≠ Jealousy
That's a weak excuse used by "celebrities"/assholes who would rather deflect criticism than address their shortcomings.
>>63402571
TELL ME ABOUT BANEPOSTERS
WILL THEY EVER LOSE THEIR VIRGINITIES?
>>63402526
>projecting
>>63402642
At least you can talk, who are you?
>>63402642
>being this mad about the same thing 2 threads in a row
Topkek
>>63402389
what a fat piece of shit,
this photo was taken right after he was acquitted on all charges and gave the finger and a huge laugh to the crying families of the victims
>>63402271
>max landis
Lol this nigga talk the most shit but doesnt have the talent to back it up.
>>63402642
A LOTTA OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED MURDERER SHILLPOSTER
>>63402526
Whats up Max!
>>63402705
Show us your rotten tomatoes scores so we can know if we can listen to your shit talking
>>63402452
I thought you said that, Max? On Twitter?
>>63402526
You do come off as kind of entitled sometimes. Nobody's asking you to trash and turn on your own work when it fails, but at least have the humility to ask yourself why a project like American Ultra failed to appeal to audiences over tired, worn-out ideas. Nobody really likes an underdog that complains and blames audiences when they fail. You are obviously a smart and perceptive person which means that you can learn from these setbacks and do something really good. Just take a chill pill, okay?
>>63402631
List some objective shortcomings to his directing style that isn't based on your personal jealousy?
>>63402743
jesus max shut the fuck up
>>63402776
His use of lighting is substandard
>>63402776
Many of his ideas are trite, stereotypical, ill-defined and poorly executed.
I liked Chronicle.
But he's a screenplay writer I don't need to see what screenplay writers look like or how they sound. I can go to Starbucks for that.
I like him. For the lastest in a long line of secretive semetic vampires who feed on the flesh of southeast asian infants, he's a pretty good screenwriter.
>>63402705
Yikes
Dat RT score lol
>>63402700
Those kids were asking for it.
>>63402776
>jealousy
There it is again. At least you're asking for specific criticisms this time. You'll likely ignore all and resort back to "YOU JEALOUS", though.
>to criticize something you must have also done what you are criticizing
What fallacy is this? The genetic fallacy? At any rate...Keep on keepin' on, you dunce.
>>63402705
Chronicle is ok movies, but i agree others suck though
>>63402899
Yeah, well how many films have you made you pissant peasant?
Hes a guy who made anti-hollywood comments, so hes in the process of being shamed, shit talked and blackballed, but hes also a part of the landed hollywood elite because of judaism and his father, so those two forces are acting in equal and opposite force leaving him in some weird middle ground.
Vic Morrow is a really inspiring guy. I can remember being really interested in the history of rock 'n' roll in middle school, finding a torrent of Blackboard Jungle and watching it. Morrow's character in that film is not unlike Charles Foster Kane in my mind, an iconic character emblematic of a better age of cinema.
Morrow was an excellent actor taken before his time. That his murderer walks the streets to this day is one of the great failures of the American justice system, and an insult to the film industry. May Landis rot in hell, and Satan's spiky dick never go unserviced by his cockhungry faggot lips.
>>63402982
>I have to be a film critic in order to know what a good of a bad film is
>>63403018
Vic Morrow was a fucking has been and i'm glad he is dead.
>>63403019
>literally never written or directed a single film
>>63402271
REMEMBER WHEN MAX LANDIS WASNT A COMPLETE FLAMING HYPERFAGGOT
NO NOT REALLY
>>63403050
>Doesn't count my liberal arts college assignments and the ones I made with your mother as "films"
>>63402705
>Blues Brothers 2000 has 45%
>>63403070
>attends liberal arts college
>exploits women
>still never made a film
>not even made a flick
the jealousy in your post reeks of defeat.
>>63402271
I don't mind the guy, but it's the nepotism. General nepotism I have issue with, but when someone like Landis gets so many opportunities to make trash it becomes annoying.
>>63403146
>not counting the rough sexual intercourse with his mother as a flick
>>63403171
>that jealousy
>>63403018
I mean, it was an accident. He was an idiot for not getting permission to have the kids there, but the lack of safety coordination was an institutional hollywood thing, Landis did what any director of the time would have done to get the shot, and had the exact worst possible thing not happened, we would be citing the kids being there without permission as an enduring piece of trivia. He certainly wasn't expecting a mistimed explosion to go off exactly when the helicopter was right next to it. Calling him a murderer is ludicrous.
I am literally smarter and more talented than anyone on this pathetic board full of miserable losers. Have any of you ever even worked on a film?
>>63403232
>have you ever worked on a film?
How could he even say that without working on his tie?
>>63403188
Jealousy would imply that that guy wishes his dad was a famous murderer/director so he'd have that open door to walk through. He clearly states that he's against people getting an easier ride because of their name. Your jealousy argument falls on its big fat stupid face yet again.
>>63403201
>He certainly wasn't expecting a mistimed explosion to go off exactly when the helicopter was right next to it
He had no idea the helicopter would crash man. Only his entire crew was warning it would happen.
Max Landis is a prime example of what happens when an ugly person gains some notoriety.
>>63403257
If he was a murderer, why was he never convicted of a crime?
>>63403308
Then it was the crews responsibility.
When you are at work and the boss asks you to put your coworkers in danger do you...
A. Knowingly put them in danger
or
B. Tell the boss to get fucked?
>>63403352
>When you are at work
no one on this board has ever done a single day of work, especially in the film industry
>>63403312
If it weren't for RLM i'd still have 0 clue who he is.
"I'd love to work with Max Landis"- Brendan Fraser.
>>63403321
He was charged with involuntary manslaughter and actually admitted to breaking child labor laws. The film crew testified that he was warned what might happen, but ignored them. He was acquitted, but was guilty of breaking the child labor laws and settled out of court to the parents of the kids and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Sounds pretty guilty to me. OJ Simpson's acquittal is more justifiable than the acquittal of John Landis. If anything it shows the flaws in the justice system when prosecuting celebrities.
>>63403474
>parents are negligent with their childrens welfare
>get massive pay out
It is truly a travesty but John Landis did literally nothing wrong.
>>63403509
>John Landis did literally nothing wrong
Except produce afaggotas a son
>>63402271
I don't even know who it is.
>>63403562
>weeb contrarian mocks other people for being a fag
Apparently the guy only does first drafts.
>>63403643
Still more drafts on a script than anyone who has ever posted to /tv/
hi max. i thought you were funny on best of the worst.
>>63402705
Might it be that Chronicle wasn't that high of a concept movie. It was pretty simple and basic.
And it doesn't help that his stories are over the top and wacky but directors keep making them subdued.
Then again, you see his directed work and it's full of adhd and autism.
>>63403692
Thank you, i still think this board is only frequented by adults who act like perpetual adolescent retards.
>>63403509
Except kill some kids
>>63402743
It doesn't work like that. People have accountability and responsibility. When you make a mistake, you own it and move forward. The fact that it's pointed out to you can be annoying, especially when you yourself moved on. But those are just feelings.
However, going back to your logic. What you're saying is that nobody can say "you fucked up" to anyone, unless they can, or did, better. It's like going to a 5 star restaurant and after getting a pile of shit in your plate and complaining about it the chef (who's responsible for the thing you payed for) comes out and says "if you don't like it why don't you just come to the kitchen and start cooking for yourself". Which kind of defeats the purpose of you going to that restaurant, and also defeats the purpose of him having a job.
I'm not saying Max Landis should quit or anything, far from it. I'm just saying that you're an idiot and people like you halt the progress for everyone making us dwell on such backwards thinking based on feelings.
>>63403742
Those kids got what they deserve. Fuck them. Don't pretend to have sympathy for them. You stupid hipsters feigning compassion are pathetic. It happened before you were fucking born.
>>63403791
Edgy as fuck. How did those kids deserve dying?
>>63403823
>infidels getting killed while making depravity
I think they had it coming.
>>63403823
Their parents deserved for the kids to die, because they exploited them and failed in their duty of care.
>>63403899
I hope you're not serious. Because it sounds an awful lot like >>63403855
>>63403509
tbqh having a bunch of kids doesn't sound like a bad deal if in 10 years some rich jew sacrificed them and in exchange you were rewarded with millions of dollars.
Shit, that's a pretty damn good financial investment.
>average cost of raising a child: $20,000/yr (since they are bred to be sacrified, can knock that figure down to $10k probably)
>$10,000/yr x 10 years = $100,000 cost
>$1,000,000 yield upon maturity after 10 years of financial asset
>$1mil / $100k = 1,000% return on investment
Most people are satisfied to get a bond with a 20% yield, but 1,000%?!? Shieeeeeeet.
Most people would thank their lucky stars to find a benevolent, altruistic jew who is willing to pay so handsomely for such an easily replaceable commodity, which is a child. Hell, there are stores attempting to give those lice ridden things away, completely free!
>>63403899
If Landis did nothing wrong why isn't Spielberg friends with him anymore?
>>63404404
Why aren't you friends with Spielberg?
>>63404404
Spielberg didn't want to associate with anything that threatened his mating pool and food supply.
>>63404452
Why aren't you friends with spielberg?
>>63404498
That's between me, Stevie boy and the entire Jewish Hollywood mafia.
>>63404498
I AM friends with spielberg.
>>63402271
I know him irl. most definitely not
he's a really nice dude though
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