Is Jessie Eisenberg autistic?
>>63393946
>that Ben
>>63393946
Brn Affleck clearly wants to be alone, not surrounded by idiots and braindead fashion models
>Bin "Suicide Bomb Squad" Al-Flecki looking disgusted by all those infidels
>>63393946
>Al-Ben contemplates detonating his vest and taking out all these kafirs
>>63393946
Someone needs to do a "this party sucks" version of this photo for Al'fleqqi
>>63394072
What the fuck is his problem?
THE OTHER BOAT ALSO HAS A DETONATOR WHICH WILL BLOOD UP YOUR BOAT
>>63394094
>my feet hurt
>this music is haraam
>it's almost time for salah and I forgot my prayer mat
>I wonder which direction Makkah is
>infidel California courts say me saying talaq three times is not permissible
>I'm surrounded by kikes
>I wish I was at home shitposting on /pol/
>>63394095
Going through a divorce.
>>63394095
He'd rather be shitposting on /pol/
>>63394095
divorce?
>>63393946
Men and Dancing by Jesse Eisenberg
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/05/25/men-and-dancing
>>63394095
he's depressed
>>63394095
This was like 2 days after his wife filed for divorce.
>>63393946
Only Cavill can make him smile.
>>63394095
He's following the Path of the Fraser
>>63394293
Why are they so cute together?
>>63394095
He's a middle-aged guy from Boston stuck at a fucking comic book convention.
>>63394221
>>63394237
>>63394268
He's in Hollywood, that happens inevitably if other Hollywood marriages are anything to go by.
>>63394320
He was married to her for 12 year or something and has two kids with her.
AYY YOO
>>63394095
He was turning his career around and getting oscars and respect and then for some reason he got into capeshit. He realized his mistake
>>63393946
Damn Jeremy Irons all fine looking at 145 or however old he is.
>>63394320
50% of marriages end in divorce, should people just not be upset when it happens to them?
>>63394316
Homoeroticism
>>63394358
I GOT THE NASTY IN MY BATMOBILE WANT A LIFT?
Why is Cavill back hanging with the Suicide Squad instead of his own castmates?
Cavill just wants to have fun? Or is he trying to fuck one of the girls?
jesse thinking
>please move out of the way so i can leave
ben thinking
>where did it all go so wrong
>>63394358
HOL UP
>mfw DC = Desperate Cashgrab Films
>>63394487
>>63394316Because they were made for each other.
Hopefully they have good chemistry on screen together.
>>63394358
HOL UP
>>63394500
>>63393946
the whole cast from suicide squad is in both those pictures
snyder doesn't fuck around with canon
>>63394353
if he married her when she was 12 it would've worked
>>63394499
>>63394524
>>63394557
WELCUM 2 DA SQUIIIIICIDE SQQUUUUAAADDD!
>>63394550
>pshh..
>alluh akbar
>>63393946
He realized he's making the same mistake Flack-man is making right now, while being like late 20's.
>>63394095
If you had to surround yourself with infidels would you be happy?
>>63394500
The ony one missing in that photo is Leto.
>>63393946
>all these capeshit hacks are so unbearable and empty and shallow they make Ben Affleck look like a complex, melancholic man
What a time to be alive
How many years does Cavill's hairline have left?
>>63394293
>>63394487
>>63394550
How can Matt Damon compete?
>>63394759
>Dat hairline
Wtf
>>63394719
>implying Ben isn't a complex man
>>63394293
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63394759
Not many unless he's on hair meds, look at his pictures and you'll notice he receded a lot more
My bet is that he'll get something done or get on finasteride because he's superman and he needs his hair
>>63394759
I am not sure that's even him.
Maybe a stunt double?
>open hulu
>80 second unskippable ad
>Ad 1 of 3
>Three ad breaks per video
FUCK THIS. When will we find a better system beyond advertising.
>>63394759
>man of balding
fuck sake
>>63393946
Where's Henry and Zack
WATCH OUT HES GOING FOR THE NECK
>>63394759
It barely has months to live, let alone years. It's a shame his perfect face doesn't have a good head of hair to go with it. Another one of nature's cruel jokes
>>63394072
Why do big Hollywood types get married at all?
>>63394991
Jewish arrangements.
>>63394095
the alimony effect
>>63394759
Nigga has a Vegeta hairline
>>63395115
Ah
I can't imagine getting married (especially for as long as Ben Affleck has been married) only to have the woman you invested so much time and affection into tell you that she's bored and that she's leaving. He could have saved himself the paperwork, the loss of some of his money, the heartbreak and still have been happy if he didn't get married in the first place
>>63395196
Pretty sure he just cheated on her with their kids' nanny, family member.
>>63394028
He has like three babysitters waiting for him back at his place. He made them wear burkas on the way there.
>>63394317
>He's a middle-aged guy from Boston stuck at a fucking comic book convention.
Fuck. I can now say I know that feel.
>>63395346
Nice interweaving of current Affleck-related events
Have an upvote
>>63395346
That's actually genius. Muslims really know how to keep their women in check. One thing I like about them.
>brb getting put on the NSA watch list
>>63394550
Nana Nana Nana Nana bald man!
>>63394759
tfw your hairline is almost as bad but you're 10 years younger
>>63394072
>Actor
>Can't "act" like he's excited while promoting
>Has to unprofessionally draw attention to his being sad
Al-fleck confirmed for "look at me" narcissist
>>63394759
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3339616/Henry-Cavill-adopts-endangered-fruit-bat.html
he looks great here
>>63394198
hearty kek
>Be me
>Get a buzz cut
>One of my classmates calls me Vegeta
Since that day i'm trying to hide it as much as i can. That was when i was like 16. I'm 24 now.
>>63394382
Probably saw the writing on the wall with his marriage and thought it was time to get a serious pay day.
>>63394293
that look in their eyes...
>>63395473
>He has named the fruit bat Ben
>>63394550
Henry Cavill is adorable
>>63393946
do you post every capeshit related picture posted on /co/ here?
Poor Binhamid Ibn Wasallal Affliqi is barely able to restrain himself from using his scimitar and removing the heads from these infidels kuffar body.
>>63394072
This is the face that makes me terrified of marriage in our generation.
So many lads going to know what this expression feels like in the decades to come as divorce rates continue to rise.
>>63394991
Jews / Scientology force them too, they are blacklisted if they refuse
>>63393946
why is Irons so fuckin
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>63395687
Why marry then?
>>63394358
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>>63395771
There is seriously no good reason
Unless you really want kids, but you can always adopt. If you want to the fufill the best friend part of marriage, get a dog
>>63395473
What is Cavill trying to tell us?
>>63394550
>Tee hee, I hid a bomb under the floor, promise you won't tell!
>>63394268
dude is a millionaire lol he is trying attention to himself because he is a beta
>>63395844
his gonna give his banana to the bat
>>63395874
>being this detached from reality
haha u r so haet machine the fire rises brother!
>>63395687
He's the one that supposedly cheated though.
>>63393946
I fucking feel for Ben Affleck, this shit happens to me everytime I go out on the town with friends, I fucking hate cameras and phones
>>63393946
Short answer? Yes, he's severely autistic. Proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU2TaP4UGQ
>>63395396
>>63396134
It seems he was trying to flirt with her but it backfired.
>>63396134
answer this for me pls senpai, who in the flying fuck thought this no range manlet aspie rat looking motherfucka was a suitable choice to play lex luthor?
>>63395794
U B TELLIN ME
>>63396228
This
Betas call that flirting.
>>63396037
Then he deserves it, but that doesn't change how fucked the prospect of marriage is for guys these days.
Family courts rape almost every guy in the end. We get treated like untouchables by the courts even if we are good people. It's comical how unfair it is for most men.
>>63394095
>>63395687
He cheated on his wife.
That's just Ben Affleck being Ben Affleck, I doubt he gave a fuck about his marriage considering he cheated multiple times.
>>63396134
They probably fucked after that dude
Learn to alpha
>>63394819
Matt left him, that's his problem.
Affleck going Haram on Superman
>>63395828
Why not knock the bitch up without getting married?
Niggers got the right idea.
>>63394920
It'll never happen. Quality content lives off ads. I wouldn't be too surprised if all websites will eventually have paid subscriptions for no ads - and it can probably even just be a small amount, because so few people click the ads.
I imagine that'll be the new version of a cable package. Pay 20 bucks a month, visit youtube, facebook, and some other websites without seeing ads.
>>63395522
You're taking it like a man. Don't worry about it.
>>63394759
another chad bites the dust
>>63394689
>skipping class photo day
MOM'S
>>63396299
>Then he deserves it
Oh fuck off. You do not fucking deserve to lose nearly half your shit just because you broke one promise.
It's an important promise, but it's not a multi million dollar promise.
>>63396478
lmao
>>63396478
Jesus, I hope Leto isn't truly indulging too much on his Joker role.
Why are the soo sy skwad there? Are they going to be in Batman Vs. Superman too?
>>63395473
>he looks great here
MMMM
>>63396134
>A team of professionals chose this guy to play super villain Lex Luthor
>>63396623
No, they just share the same universe.
>>63396638
>UH I LOVE BRINGING HAIR-PEAKS TOGETHER
>your shitty b list superhero team movie isnt edgy enough with moms gonna freak joker and harley "appealing to neckbeards" quinn so you have to throw up shitty gang signs in all cast photos
>>63396757
That post literally makes no sense.
Take a moment to recollect your thoughts and try to post again without spilling your emotions on the keyboard.
>>63396496
Guys like you move the goalposts around when it suits you. First marriage is some blessed sanctity that should be kept and then you turn fiscal and pedantic when a guy cheats reducing the whole thing to a mere financial agreement and nothing more.
But I'm no cockblocker, if he wanted new pussy then go ahead pimp, but I'm not going to get outraged on your behalf when your wife goes after your cash. He knew what the fuck this responsibility was and he should've divorced her first and then fooled around.
If the roles were reversed you'd be calling her a conniving whore who wanted to have her cake and eat it too. If you want to fool around in your marriage then your wife should at least know about it and be cool with it. A lot are. They will bring women in a do the threesome thing from time to time. But to not tell her at all? He got greedy.
>>63396867
Peaks usually rise until they hit the bald spot in the back of the head.
Maybe not top tier kekkery, but passable.
>>63396228
It wasn't flirting at all, Eisenberg is just a dick.
The girl said he was humiliating her in front of the crew.
>>63396888
>If the roles were reversed you'd be calling her a conniving whore who wanted to have her cake and eat it too
If some cunt cheated on her husband and she was loaded to shit, no, I would not want her to lose half that money.
I've also never claimed marriage is a sacred union. You're making an awful lot of assumptions.
>>63396959
It's very simple at the end of the day, m8.
Just don't get fucking caught.
If you want to do it then don't get caught. And if you get caught then you fucked up and can only place your lack of planning. Risky games have potentially big losses. That's one of the reasons why they're so exciting the in the first place. If you took the risk and lost then it is what it is.
>>63394072
hate to say it, but whatever depression hes going through cause of that divorce is gonna be GREAT for his bats portrayal
>>63397073
>place
blame**
Typo.
>>63397092
He's been spotted visiting a graveyard and an orphanage.
>>63397073
>Just don't get fucking caught.
It's a stupid and archaic rule. A leftover from when women were left at home while the man worked, and had to have some money to get back on her feet in case the marriage ended. Now that women work and are independent, it doesn't make sense - unless the partner, male or female, can justify getting some amount from the other partner (like if they agreed this person shouldn't work as much in order to care for the children).
If there was a rule that said you should get executed for petty theft, the correct response should not be "don't get caught". It should be "change the dumb rule".
>>63395828
>adopt
ultimate kek
>>63396951
It was flirting at first but then he switched to defensive aka asshole mode when he noticed the girl didn't like his autism.
>>63397161
Perfect.
>>63397204
So you'd be equally fine if you were married with your wife secretly going off and getting deepdicked on the side by other men because you'd only see that as a small act of "petty theft" and not anything very bad?
Don't go full MRA on me, come on.
>>63397329
>So you'd be equally fine if you were married with your wife secretly going off and getting deepdicked on the side by other men because you'd only see that as a small act of "petty theft" and not anything very bad?
Yes, I said I was perfectly fine with it.
No, you cunt, I said that cheating doesn't warrant a fine of several million dollars. If my wife was rich as SHIT and she cheated on me, I would not deserve countless millions. If we had agreed that I stayed home to babysit, because she outearned me, I could reasonably argue that I deserved some amount of money (since we did agree and I've been out of the work place for several years in this scenario). If I worked and was independent, however, I should not receive anything, even though my wife was a cunt.
Don't go full retard on me, come on.
>>63397329
>dont go full MRA
>4chan
But im with you man
>>63397393
I don't think you can bring yourself to admit that you're going hard to bat for him here because he is a guy and you feel compelled to play for "team guy". You're not being objective.
He fucked up. If he is getting fucked over now it is the direct result of him choosing to fuck it all up. He fucked her over by being disloyal, she fucked him over fiscally in return.
I'm not saying "don't cheat". Cheat all you want, I don't give a fuck. Just don't get caught.
>>63396134
he was being a prick, but the girl is kinda retarded you have to admit
>>63396134
she was totally in to him to be honest family
he def crushed that pussy awterwards
>>63396134
i fucking love Eisenberg
>>63393946
Oh, why couldn't that have been the Bataclan?
>>63394095
1. Divorce
2. Made a laughing stock of himself on Bill Maher
3. He's always hated the media dog and pony show. It's why he was so convincing in Gone Girl - he just pretended Nick was him IRL when any of the media sessions were being filmed.
4. He's in a fucking comic book convention surrounded by autistic incel fanchildren who probably smell like Mountain Dew and cheese.
>>63396381
AAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GR8 B8
Woodberry interviewer though kek
>>63397250
is he an earth rocker
>>63400418
Doesn't look like a musician
>>63394500
These are all grown adults. What the fuck is wrong with them?
Didn't he post here once?
>>63393946
>so many women
confirmed failure
>>63393946
WHO IS THAT GUY ON THE RIGHT???
>>63394293
>Do you love?
>You will
>>63394358
WE SUM FINNA
>for years everytime I heard someone say 'wrap party'
>I interpreted it as rap party and never understood why all film and tv people were obsessed with hip hop
>>63394500
>>63400747
Suicide Squad was obviously prompted to be wild while the Super/Batman side was prompted to be more formal for effect.
>>63396134
Meh, that girl is probably used to men acting like groveling pussies around her. I found it amusing to watch how uncomfortable she got while getting BTFO by a guy who gave no fucks.
>>63394500
>zack snyder standing on top of a chair
when will they learn?
affleck seems more disoriented if im being genuine
>>63393946
wheres gal gadot?
>>63396134
based
>>63400747
People who enjoy life and have fun tend to look like that in pictures.
>>63394095
His parents are dead
>>63394095
>>63395463
I'm guessing it's a panel and someone else has the mic. Things usually make a lot more sense when you don't crop the video for comedic effect.
>>63403646
Sucking Ben's big batcock, which is why he looks so disappointed.
>>63394449
50% of marriages end in divorce, not 50% of married couples get divorced. It's one of those retarded statistics that gets shouted all the time without any understanding. It's the same people who get married, divorced, married, divorced again and again that skew the divorce rate.
>>63394034
>>63394056
my fucking sides
>>63394500
>SS cast doing stupid fucking gang signs and acting like children
>BvS cast being professional and classy
Sums up the two movies pretty well
>>63395771
Social pressure. People will look down on you if you're not married by 40.
They should have cast Henry Cavill as Black Adam instead of The Rock.
>>63394759
JUST
>>63394353
>He was married to her for 12 year or something and has two kids with her.
Fuck that's rough
>>63397092
>hate to say it, but whatever depression hes going through cause of that divorce is gonna be GREAT for his bats portrayal
This desu. It's like how Dan Harmon's best stuff is written when he's alcoholic and depressed.
>>63394072
is he going to kill himself after BvS bombs?
>>63394293
MMM BOYS
>>63394759
this baldshaming has to stop
>>63394358
GET JIGGY WIT IT
>>63395277
Based Affleck
>>63404746
it makes no sense that the Rock isn't Shazam. It would keep him in their franchise, where as Black Adam is more likely to be a one time thing and The Rock is money. Also, Shazam is a little kid in an adult's body. Who better to play him than The Rock?
Ben is like
>I should've brought my shahid belt
If I remember correctly, Jesse Eisenberg does have a disorder. Aspergers, I think, but I'm too lazy to confirm via google.
>>63396134
Wow she got fucking wrecked.
>>63396134
that chick is kind of retarded being offended by that carrot top comparison.
>>63405669
>Who better to play him than The Rock?
John Cena. No meme, I honestly think he'd be a great Shazam
>>63405797
I agree, but John Cena isn't available because he wrestles like 600days a year
![nbc-2015-upfront-at-radio_4720933[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ngUnbMT.jpg "nbc-2015-upfront-at-radio_4720933[1].jpg")
>>63405669
>. Also, Shazam is a little kid in an adult's body. Who better to play him than The Rock?
>>63394500
>the guys on the right side thinking their characters are relevant
>>63405794
>do you know carrot top?
>yes, he's terrible
>well you're just like that
It wasn't the direction he was going in, but this is how it came out. And then he made it worse with autism.
>>63396020
>muh marriage
>y y you j just dont understand
jesus christ, ben affleck wouldnt be this "triggered" over a divorce if he was better looking and didnt have an ass personality.
>>63405669
Depends. In the comics Black Adam is more of an anti villain or anti hero or whateber than a real villain. At the end of the day he just wants to rule his country in peace but if somebody comes around and messes with him or his family or his people in any way you got yourself a bloodlusted, brutal, violent, vengeful Superman-level guy on your hands who can also shoot magical lightning.
He could be portrayed as the guy who is too impuslive and seems like an asshole and causes trouble because he's difficult but in the end helps out against the big bad guy. If you leave him alone he's probably not gonna do anything.
>>63406093
>jai courntey wishes he was on the left side
kek
>>63396134
fucking lol
>>63396134
That's not autism. That's ALPHA as fuck
>>63403646
"Thanking" Snyder for hiring her
>>63394252
That was both awful and a clear indication that Eisenberg got where he is through his parents NY connections and nothing else. He's a talentless, self-satisfied, trust fund baby who can't act or write but gets to do both because his parents know he's too autistic to actually produce anything concrete.
>>63393946
Why are americans so brown?
>>63396134
He sounds like he's on coke. That's how people talk who are on coke
>>63393946
Why does Ben look so lifeless and miserable in every picture? Dude must be dealing with some demons.
>>63410083
Robin turned into his Arch Nemesis, what do you expect.
>>63394072
go on kevin smith's podcast dickhead
>>63394072
>his smile and optimism: gone
>OH POOR BEN HE'S DIVORCED
The degenerate bastard cheated on his wife, he deserves anything that comes his way, I hope Jennifer Garner gets all of his money and properties.
>>63393946
>>63396951
she got insulted by the Carrot Top jab, but he was just saying she had brought a prop (CT has more talent than her anyways).
>>63396364
>Ben Affleck
To be fair, He's fucking Ben Affleck. i would have cheated too
>>63412843
>He's fucking Ben Affleck
you don't have to be ben affleck to fuck horny latina maids
>>63412914
Yeah, you just have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
>>63394487
jesus loius lane is ancient, she'll be pushing 50 by the next superman movie
>>63405964
>lets get a 60 year old man with no major movies behind him to carry a movie
>>63396134
she qt is fuck t b h
>>63396134
she's mesmerizing
i'd murder her little pussy
>>63394072
All around me are familiar faces
>>63396134
>retorting back to her with wit
>her not getting the Carrot Top joke
Dude was alpha af. Not his fault the bimbo didn't get the joke.
She also should never do press junkets again. Terrible.
>>63394072
>rich
>tall
>handsome
>perfect hair
>fit and fa
>big dick
>still gets dumped by his gf
aww sheet
>>63395656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fQ8eJGzgU8
>>63396134
>‘When the five minute “interview” (more like self-esteem butchering) were finally over I went behind a curtain to wait for the memory cards from the interview.
>‘I peeked around the curtain to ask Jesse about his neighborhood in New York (he lives a few blocks from where I used to live) and he immediately says, “You’re still here?”’
literally autistic
THE DEVIL WILL DO IT
>>63412527
Its not his fucking fault his wife decided to hire an attractive nanny knowing her husband is a Chad.
>>63394487
he's lookin p autist here but then again amy's frog neckin hard so it's a toss up
>>63413875
I wonder how long he will be able to still be this nice
>>63394487
Brokeback Mountain reboot when?
>>63396134
I hate eisenjew but he's fucking great in this interview
literally murdering that little cunt
>>63409578
I'm going to bet you never had a Chad for friend, because if you think that's alpha you had the wrong kind of friends.
>>63413875
What would he say if asked where his hairline was going?
>>63396134
This is so fucking great
He starts off lightheartedly, and fairly, joking with her but not being mean. Then she keeps saying stupid shit and he tries to joke more until she gets pissed off and he actually gets frustrated that she is just that stupid
>>63394759
This is just a bad picture, Henry Cavils hairline resembles Supermans hairline down to a T.
>>63394095
>hating on based Ben
End your life familia. You'd look just as sad if you paid as much alimony as him.
Bet Affleck bullied Eisenberg.
>>63395196
He was ploughing the 20 year old nanny you tit. You can't even imagine holding hands with a girl let alone be married to one.
Is was pretty funny hearing Jason Segel subtly calling Eisenberg a huge asshole on the Marc Marin podcast. I feel for Jesse though. I think he may have gotten hurt too many times during his youth and he lost any ability to form relationships with humans
>>63396134
Pretty based desu
>>63413987
How can people seriously make the argument Jessie isnt an alpha?
THE BITCH CAME BACK AFTER THE INTERVIEW FOR THE DICK
ALPHA AF
