>tfw Carrie Fisher is actually a kooky old lady now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1t2MJDbrs
Wish she was my aunt tbqh
Did someone find her shit?
>I'm over the age of 40.
>That's upsetting.
>>63393088
I bet she still gives amazing BJs.
>>63393088
I love how Harrison and Carrie are taking the piss out of interviewers.
>>63393088
why do people post reddit on /tv/ as if no one here already saw today's reddits
So... she's back on coke?
>>63393088
>actually
reddit pls go
>>63393219
All my family members who are the same age as them do the same thing to everyone around them. I think it is generational. It is also pretty amusing.
>>63393245
That's how she lost the weight.
>>63393088
>the interviewer is over 40
holyshit!
>>63393088
She seems really cool desu. Funny, quick witted, doesn't take herself too seriously.
I'd buy her a drink and hang out. Would be fun
>>63393088
i'll probably watch the new star wars 5 years after it's released on bluray. i tend to not give a fuck about big movie franchises
>make sharp observations on things(such as age).
>people call you nutty
fucking normies
>You will never fuck Carrie Fisher in 1980
>>63393429
Her daughter is primo in Scream Queens
Did you see that episode of 30 Rock she was in? She basically played herself. My favorite line was "you're just like me! You get up every morning, smoke a bit of weed, lounge around the house for a bit..."
>>63393472
I like her creamy deep voice
>>63393429
If we ever invent time machines I'm going to go back to 1978 with a fuckhuge vat of cocaine and find her and Helen Mirren.
>>63393472
>you will never see her qt ears
>>63393472
>mfw
Well, fuck
>you will never have Carrie prime all to yourself in exchange for an eight ball of coke in the 80s
>>63393088
She looks like Roseanne Barr is that vid.
>>63393088
I think she has slipped her dog one of her pills
>>63393472
You think she has the cokewhore genes?
>I think in my mouth
Damn that's deep
What are some other actors that really make you think?
>>63393088
She has been a kooky old lady for like 40 years now, idiot. Captcha related.
>>63393088
She's pretty much always been that way.
>>63393088
dem coke nails
>>63393088
>general leia
>ridiculous
>ugh, i mean, in a good way
>>63393426
*tips*
>>63393472
boner achieved
women
age
so
bad
>>63393472
>ywn have disinterested, unremarkable sex with her
>she's only 59 and looks grandma af
this is why I'll never marry a woman unless she's at least 10 years younger than me.
>>63393535
stop making my dick hard
bitch is so fucking stupid. she should be grateful people give a fuck about her.
i wouldnt have cared if she didnt appear in this movie desu
>I had to lose weight for my role which is ridiculous
Legitimate question guys: When will this charade end? Will people collectively ever stop pretending like fat is just as beautiful as slim and taut?
>>63393426
You're a sad fat white boy and no cute asian girl will ever want to touch your dick or any other part of you.
>>63395037
It's why you'll end up in a prison cell getting fucked by an Aryan Brotherhood member you fucking homo
>>63393426
>>63396766
>pedofatfedoras btfo
This is a good thread m8s
>i'm over 40
based genes
>Carrie Fisher is so zany and kooky!
>video uploaded by the official ABC YouTube account
No fa.m, that's not how it works
i remember watching her recent monologue but i can't remember what fucked her up. i mean, i know she was doing a lot of drugs, but doesn't she also have some kind of mental illness? bipolar or something?
did she ever suggest she was abused or something?
>>63396064
listen, we've reach a point in human history where people want so much to identify with and defend the victim that they see a victim where there is none. sure, touting impossible standards of beauty to young women isn't healthy, but on the flip side, neither is pretending obesity is beautiful or healthy.
there will always be people who are delusional, and there will always be people who aren't. the end.
>>63396766
>wanting to have a wife you're not even attracted to anymore when you're 50
what's the point? if she's 50 too, she'll never turn you on the way a younger woman will. you should at least marry 10 years younger.
if you get married as a 40 year old man, you should aim for a woman in her 20s
Kiernan will be 18 and legally able to marry soon
>>63397164
But if you're smart/lucky you can marry a girl your age who is attractive and doesn't age like shit. Also Carrie Fischer had a bunch of substance abuse problems. That will make her look older than she is.
>>63397230
women all age eventually. personally i'd rather be dead by the time my wife/2nd wife starts really aging
>>63393088
Eh, she seems like a cool old lady now. At least much better than when I last heard about her.
>>63397296
>the only thing I care about is looks
I'm sorry familia, but if you're that shallow you're going to end up sad and alone forever. And this is coming from someone dating a 10/10, has friends, a good job, etc.
>>63397394
>this is coming from someone dating a 10/10, has friends, a good job, etc.
lol
>>63397164
Jeez, you probably wouldn't even care about the looks (or sex, not as much, at least) when you 50.
What are you, 15?
>>63397164
Also it would be really boring to marry a 20 y/o when you're 40. Think of the reasons yourself.
>>63393088
She was kind of cute back then, but also definitely very overrated
>>63397418
It's true m8. Functional people browse /tv/ too
>>63397418
He isn't wrong, liar though he is.
>>63397394
look, if women can prefer to discriminate against manlets and asians, I can prefer to discriminate against every woman older than me. I'd just be happier with someone younger: that's that.
>>63397662
You call that functional?
I'm a billionaire posting from the ISS while my harem of 11/10s are sucking my 12 inch python.
>>63397860
John Boyega? Is that you?
>>63397860
Not the other guy, but I'm actually The God.
>>63397164
implying any woman these days will stay in one marriage till she's 50
>>63397164
You get bored with the sex after like year so I doubt you'll give a fuck 20 years later m8
>>63393219
Even Hamill sort of is as well judging from the Game Awards
>>63393088
That's what she looks like after losing weight? She must've been a beluga whale before Disney told her to cut the shit
>>63395623
Why did they force her to wear a Burqa in Star Wars?
>>63397860
I'm actually Ben Affleck and am boning the Gaza Strip as I type this.
In'a'al mayteen ehlak, faggots
>>63397164
Emma Watson?!?!!?
accualy you're supposed to marry someone half your age + 7, so if ur 30 then its (30/2)+7=22
>>63399062
what if i'd rather just marry someone half my age or younger
Originally posted on Something Awful, 2012:
How does George Lucas crush someone's soul in two words?
This is sometime between the release of Episode 1 and Episode 2 - probably fall of 2000. We had a continually running class that took on one or two directors for the entire semester. The year before I had taken the Hitchcock class. This semester it was on George Lucas. The class filled super quickly because it was open to all students and film students didn't get priority, so basically if you weren't a senior or lucky junior you didn't get in. Unless you were working in the projection booth for that class, like I was.
The class is roughly 250 people with a makeup of what you probably suspect. The Q and A with George was week 14, so by then we had been able to recognize certain people from up in the booth. One of those people was basically a tall, skinny guy who was obviously a HUGE fan of Star Wars. He wasn't a jerky pedantic fan, but you could tell from his questions throughout the year (and from random conversations we would hear him in before class) that he absolutely adored the films and the characters. He was also one of the big Jar Jar apologists in the class and would passionately defend Episode 1, which seemed to be what half of the questions and conversations outside of the class and during the break were about. Frankly, he seemed like a nice enough guy and was much more tolerable than a lot of the other "noticeable" people in that class. For simplicity I'll just call him Tim because it is short to type.
>>63399141
Cut to George Lucas day. The professor gives a thirty minute spiel waxing poetic about University Board Member and huge donor Mr. Lucas. Gorge Speaks for about twenty minutes. Then there is a Q and A session which lasts about an hour. One microphone on each of the two aisles, people standing in line to ask questions, professor stepping in from time to time to expand on things. This class runs from 7 to 11 at night, so it is around 9 as the session wraps up. There are only a couple of people left in line to ask questions, and we notice up in the booth that Tim has slowly made his way down one of the aisles and now is the last person in that line.
Tim's time finally comes, and it looks like he will be the second to the last question. He approaches the mic and starts his question - or more correctly his explanation. He goes on about how he always felt the strength of the films was in the protagonists, and how thoughts of Luke, Leia, Han and Chewey always helped get him through sad times because they were such fun and life-embracing people (people, not characters). I can't even paraphrase everything he said, or how his excitement and joy grew with each word, but after a couple of minutes he finally got to the question. "So, basically, my question is to ask what happened to them after Jedi. Did they stay friends? Go on more adventures? Did they ever have kids of their own?"
>>63399165
This whole time George has been sitting in his chair with the table and water at his side on the stage in front of the screen. He doesn't move or blink during the question, and appears to be giving Tim his rapt attention. After Tim finishes, he looks up for a moment or two in a "pondering" pose, then looks back and slowly says "They died." He then turns to the other aisle for the final question.
Tim just sort of slowly stood at the mic after that. I couldn't see his face, but his entire body just sort of slumped. The person in the other aisle just quietly said "I think you answered my question already" and went back to his seat. The theater was pitch quiet, Lucas had turned back to face the center of the theater and took a sip of water, and the professor just sort of slowly walked forward and said "If there are no more questions, lets take our break and start the film in ten minutes."
People slowly shuffled out of the theater. I had to stay in the booth to get things set up, so I never saw Tim's face, but I do know it took him about two minutes before he left that now dead mic on the left aisle. I didn't see anyone in his seat once we got the film going after break. Tim didn't show for the final class, although to be fair there was only one more class left, and that is the one that they screened Episode 1. I can't honestly say I blame him.
I knew a few people who took the class, and I guess Tim turned in his final about thirty minutes into the test. Those finals are two to three hour multi-part essay tests, and you take them in the big theater, so everyone saw him turn it in way, way before anyone else finished. I'd love to have read what he wrote in that bluebook.
>>63399141
>>63399165
>>63399192
this is actually the most boring fucking thing i've read on /tv/ in the past 4 years
please hang yourself
>>63397860
Well, my cousin is in the airforce and has two (2) big screen TVs.
>>63399113
up to you, senpai. generally you dont want the woman to be equal in age to you thats all i know
>>63397053
Well said amigo
>>63399230
senpai
>>63393088
Well, she IS Debbie Reynold's daughter.
>>63393088
thats a cute dog :3
JUST
>>63393659
I just thought it was some old-school saying.
>>63399230
You're supposed to break your neck doing that. What a retard.
If he just wanted to strangle himself, he could've gotten drunk, and tied a belt around his neck to a doorknob.
>>63393088
she routinely gets electroshock therapy nigga
>>63393088
>You will never fuck Carrie in her prime
>>63399874
As a cokewhore, odds favor her taking it in the ass, as well.
>>63399965
It hurts
>>63393088
I watched this already today.
She's not a kooky old lady. She's just really witty being a writer and all, and she's gettin up there so therefore gives no fucks after her life of coke, boys and more coke.
>>63400019
did she actually fuck guys like this or just normies that happened to like starwars?
>pic related
>>63393261
You just stop giving a fuck the older you get
>>63400139
She fucked chads at cones
You and me could never trade coke for cunt with her
>>63400139
I don't know, I can imagine she slept with some really ugly people considering she was coked out 24/7.
>>63393088
>Bipolar
That's why
>>63400164
Old people also think our generation of young people are total jokes. Old people used to be mean and demanding of young people, now they just don't take us seriously. I can't exactly blame them.
>>63399192
Im afarid i must agree with >>63399230
That was so incredibly vapid with no pay off.
I mean... Where was the meme? It sounded like the kind of thing that might actually happened.
No cashier? No malamars? No shoplifting? I am disappoint.
>>63394169
why does everyone from Star Wars seem to hate Star Wars except Hamil
>>63393088
I must be one of the few nerds who never found her all that attractive. Mostly due to her face and voice.
>>63401481
Me neither
The bikini never did it for me
>>63401481
>>63401518
What a fag
>>63401518
The face and that hair. Jesus Christ, who thought that was a good idea?
>>63401518
The bekini and the pony tail were okay. But her nose, facial features, and dykeish voice ruined it.
>>63393088
Is she high or something?
She's not that attractive IMO, but she looked best in hoth get-up
>>63401481
>>63401518
Im glad im not the only one
>>63401625
No, but she was going to be shortly after that take. Probably after snorting a rail of coke off of James Earl Jones' penis.
Holy shit Fisher's daughter is earmuffs from Scream Queens?
Bitch is crazy as fuck, and has been for years.
>>63401742
If it helps reassure you in the future you are never the only one unless it's a list of men who haven't fucked your mom.
>tfw banged a lookalike in collegeI made her saw weird in-character shit a few times.she didn't like it :(
but I still nutted in her mouth as she called me jango and begged for mercy around my cock
>>63402416
That dog looks nothing like Carrie Fisher, anon.
>>63402416
Why would you lie on an anonymous message board on the internet?
Also looks nothing like her.
>>63402500
I was mostly into her for the tongue action
>>63393088
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. That + menopause = would be locked up in a sane society.
