What were your thoughts when A Real Hero started playing at this moment?
autism
I was glad that godawful flick ended and I didn't have to watch Gossling playing an autistic faggot or his ugly dream girl any more.
what did he mean by this?
...
i thought he was dead
Nothing! I was thinking, "NOTHING!"
>>63391492
>Gossling
Fuck off.
>>63392289
He is.;_;
I thought of what a real human bean he was.
>and a real hero
I guess there truly are no clean getaways.
Lemme recap for you in greentext senpaitachi
>be me
>in theater
>watching final scene of drive
>a real hero starts playing
>the driver blinks
>suddenly a wave of euphoria rushes over me
>I reach to pop the collar on my scorpion jacket
>I realize that I haven't bought one yet because I didn't know about the greatest item of clothing invented by man until watching this film which isn't over yet
>wait until the the very last frame of the credits before leaving the cinema, which is patrician standard procedure
>head out to the snacks counter
>qt and fat dude serving
>start sweating
>avoid qt and go up to fat dude
>ask for a couple of crabs legs to tape onto the back of my white polo
>he shakes his head and shoots me the look that the kids at school usually give me
>feel sick fury build deep from within my stomach
>go out to parking lot
>wait hours for his shift to be over, nearly pass out
>he finally heads over to his car
>it's a Chevy Impala
>the most popular car in the state of California
>no one will be looking at him
>or so he thinks
>wait until he gets in
>leap onto roof
>pull pants down
>try to unleash epic seafood turd
>forgot about the jumbo two liter coke consumed whilst watching the movie
>start pissing uncontrollably
>cargo shorts are completely drenched
>he starts the car
>tumble backwards off the roof
>land on my neck
>can't feel my body anymore
>bowels release themselves loudly
>onlooker runs up to me
>"What the fuck are you okay?"
>look her in the eye
>stare at her whilst smirking in a cool way
>"It's just part-time"
>>63391391
>"I wonder if /tv/ has seen this? I think that they would understand him"
>>63392521
Wait switch the last line out with this >>63392494
That /tv/ had tricked me into watching an awful meme movie.
Was less a thought than realizing a fact.
...
Picked a toothpick
...
I drive
>Back against the wall and odds
;_;
>open /tv/
>back against the wall and odds starts playing
"bravo refn"
Just watched this movie for the first time a few weeks ago.
Why didn't driveguy shake that guys hand at the racetrack?
>>63392761
They were dirty
>tfw missed all the driveposting when it came out
>>63392857
It was an era greater than even baneposting
>>63391391
>"he's dead"
>music cue
>"OH HE'S ALIVE"
>>63393605
He died
>>63392795
So were his...
This was one of the single most glorious movie-watching moments I've ever has in my life.
>a hundred fifty five people on board starts playing
>>63394691
Tbh, when I drunkenly rewatched this, the elevator scene was fucking magnificent.
>>63391391
