>Zombie/Monster movie
>The female characters are all realistic and idiots who just slow the men down and make lots of noise
>They get killed off early
Why can't this happen?
>>63389450
>Zombie/Monster movie
BECAUSE ITS 2015!
CMON MAN.
>The black person dies first when in reality is most likely to be the sole survivor because white people do some dumb ass shit
>>63389563
This. White people hear a noise and be like
"Lets go investigate guys"
Black people hear a sound and be gone real quick desu senpai.
>>63389614
Yeah
>tfw half-black and whenever I watch a scary movie I turn into that black person in the theatre shouting to the people on the screen not to do stupid shit that will get them killed
21 Things You'll Never See Black People Doing in Horror Movies
1. Vacation at Chernobyl.
2. Adopt a kid who turns out to be the devil.
3. Pay for tickets to a Hockey Game.
4. Get stranded hiking up Mt. Fuji.
5. Get attacked by a wolverine in its natural habitat.
6. Get mauled by a pet tiger
7. Explore the inside of an active volcano.
8. Get cursed out by their creepy kid in Whole Foods.
9. Kill a family member over a trust fund.
10. Investigate.
11. Scuba dive in order to see a great white shark.
12. Eat grilled chicken.
13. Scream, "Go ahead without me. Save yourself!"
14. Stay in a house with bleeding walls and creaky floors.
15. Split up to look for somebody. If you got separated from the group you deserve to die.
16. Get blood on the Rent-a-Center sofa.
17. Hang out in a house with no flat screen TV.
18. Drop the car keys when the killer is chasing you.
19. Die second. We always die first.
20. Go into a house again after we find out it's haunted.
21. Wait for the slow poke. If you can't run you got a problem. We ARE NOT coming back for you.
>>63390115
top kek
>>63389563
>it's a confirmation bias episode.
>>63389450
>when yur hotline blings
> hotline bling
did this idiot mean ring? a phone rings, it doesn't 'bling'
>>63390115
22. Have a job.
>>63390783
>>63390828
what did he mean by this?
>>63390861
23. Have a credit score.
>>63390892
24. Not fuck your caveman ass blonde wife
>>63389938
We all think that shit too you know, we're just smart enough to realize that it'd make for a pretty boring movie and nobody else wants to hear some idiot shouting.
>>63391252
But yelling shit at the screen and pissing everybody off is the funn-est part
>>63390115
Kek.
It'd be great to see an all-black horror movie.
