LESS THAN AN HOUR, LADS!
Today's episode:
>Race Against Time (Coasts)
GET HYPE!
What channel is it on?
I thought he retired
>>63385537
BBC One
s-stream anyone?
>>63385570
come on, be serious. that will never happen
>The much-loved broadcaster and naturalist has set a new deep-sea diving record after plunging 1,000ft below sea level for a new documentary.
>Almost 60 years after his first scuba dive at Australia's Great Barrier Reef, Attenborough returned and managed to see parts of its flora and fauna which have never before been seen.
>The father-of-two was armed with a cameraman and Triton submersible pilot as he filmed one of three documentaries, which are set to be shown on BBC One over Christmas.
>Speaking of his latest experience, Attenborough told The Sunday Times: "There is no other one like [Triton], and it took me to a part of the reef which no human being has ever looked at before."
Pretty excited desu
15 MINUTES
Anyone have a stream?
>>63386206
someone posted an HD stream last week but I forgot to save a link
>>63386206
>>63386311
I'm interested.
been waiting all day for this. literally the only reason i get up on a sunday
Didn't he fake a polar bear birth? How can you trust Eternal Anglo Science in 2015, I mean come on!
It's time brethren
>>63386358
welcome!
evening lads
Already with the sex shot damn
oh boy here we gooooooo
Nothing is scarier than the sea
aww yiss
>>63386477
Yeah boy, crank up that volume
>>63384957
this show is fixed as fuck they get the animals and move them around and stuff they nudge them into doing things how the fuck would a beer end up on a cliff with birds a fucking ladder?
Rape incoming
FUCKING RAPISTS
I fear we are going to see beached dolphins here.
>>63386491
>>63386491
Kek
Cheeky gulls
This is what I bought a hd tv for
The birds are the real winners here
>those pink moist slits
>>63386590
n-no....
That clean vagina
Shitty hunting technique desu senpai
>>63386594
Seems to be the case.
Stupid mud-eating rapists.
MATE
>>63386590
Pls stop. It survived ok... Just stop
>octopus
aw shit soon
time to get our minds blown
>>63386491
Attenborough has been known to use zoo footage in his docus before.
Alien
WE LOVECRAFT UP IN HERE!
Octopus are cool as fuck.
>this octopus
Kind of wish I wasn't wearing headphones right now.
>>63386703
>This kills the crab
What did it do? It just on him
cute crabs
>>63386779
opened him like a jar
Soldier crabs vs Ants who wins.
Silly question we all know antbros win.
>dat Zerg Rush
This is some Starship Troopers shit right here
>>63386699
>>63386703
spooked right now
This is kind of a new setting in Attenborough docs. I like it.
>>63386807
Army ants don't fuck around, these soldier crabs are soldiers by name only
Nature is so fucking weird.
>>63386619
man birds are fuckin' crazy
![cape-hunting-dog[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8Chg9A9.jpg "cape-hunting-dog[1].jpg")
I assume we all agree that all of JJ Abrams Special FX aren't going to result in a better action sequence than the dogs v wilderbeast hunt in episode 1? I mean there has been nothing at the cinema which came even close.
It looks like a big Art Attack
What the fuck are these delinquent crabs doing
>>63386819
>got any crabs?
>>63386892
Thanks for the nostalgia bro
>>63386878
They stuck that huge helicopter camera on a rig and attached it to a car didn't they? Great shots.
Go on mate, you can do it
This fucking idiot lol must be female
>>63386661
>>63386590
Why are polar bears so terrifying compared to other bears?
It's just not worth it
>monkeys
This is chill as fuck lads
Imagine being a crab and just getting yammed by a monkey.
>tfw top of the food chain
>>63386944
Simpler times
>>63386992
we evolved from them apparently, I wonder how many we will see turning into humans *rolls eyes*
>>63386873
fucking matrix
>>63387041
Otters are so chill
That shot is beautiful
Crabs really are fucking useless aren't they?
>>63387116
webm material right there
>>63387116
Agreed. This is why I watch.
cute! Cute!
>>63387116
webm pls
Mother otter has her work cut out.
Is there anything that doesn't easy crabs? Poor fuckers
Crazy the sheer amount of different species on this planet
>>63387123
4chan of the ocean. Or at least /v/.
BEARS
>BEARS CONFIRMED
Oh shit here we go lads.
FUCK OFF SEAL MURDERER
DA BURRS
Seeing that many bears in the same place looks weird to me
SALMON GENOCIDE INCOMING
Warriors, come out to play!
Fuck it's going down
Steady on lads
There's space for everyone
>the hunt
Fuck it, I've missed most of it. God damn it.
>>63384957
>private tracker masterrace
Another webm worthy shot
>>63387300
bbc iplayer m8
The look the wise old bear gave.
>>63387322
>not watching it was based /tv/bros
>why can't i catch all this fish?
>>63387322
>bbc is for keks
>or people who live in the UK
on episode 3 now lads just got to the ants
Poor salmon
Tfw you'll never hunt with your wolf pack.
>tfw no domesticated bear bro
>tfwno #wolfsquad
>Largest bears in North America
Eat salmon = Get swole
>birds flocking in front of the sun
someone webm that whole sequence
>>63387423
>not from UK
>lads
Lad...
>>63387433
Furries pls go
>Perregrine Falcon
shit's on now
Come on man, they're trying to chill.
FUCK OFF CROW
Oh god :3
<3
Aww :3
bleeting wrinkled sacks of fat
Fucking kawaii as fuck 2bh
Oh man these little fellows
>>63387592
They look fucking retarded. Can't compete with seals.
FUUUUUUUCK
RIP
>Lions have cubs
>Sealions have pups
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT ATTENBOROUGH!
FUCK YOU WHALE
FUCK YOU DOLPHIN
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Bit harsh and rude...
HAHAHAHA
YES
OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
FUCK YOU ORCA
WHY!!!!
>watch doc called 'the hunt'
>feels every time something is killed
Orca are scary as fuck
GET BEACHED CUNT
>qt sealion babbies
>killer whales
This isn't going to end well, lads
>tfw not from the UK
>no idea where to get this
;_;
>Stand slightly away from the water
>Don't get eaten
sound la'
FUCKING NIGGERZ OF THE SEA. FUCK YOU KILLER WHALE YOU GANGBANGING CUNTS
These docs make me question the meaning of life
>>63387701
Took me literally 2 minutes to find an acceptable stream lad.
>>63387701
blu rays already out nigga
The squeal when one is caught :((
fuck free willy orca are way more menacing than sharks
>>63387735
Its on BBC One right lad?
>>63387747
But im poor and have nothing to play blu-rays on, I havent even had money to buy food in the week. probably gonna get a dvd player for christmas tho, pretty excited about that
Haha yes, fuck you whale I hope you starve
>Zero Casualties
Welp
>waterfall at the coast
what
I didn't know Canada was this pretty
This is literally epic. Holy fuck.
>>63387787
Orca going without food, you know that feel.
Hope you get a dvd player bro
>>63387787
It's BBC One yea. Previous ones are on torrent sites too.
>>63387722
>Meaning of life
There is no meaning to life
We are just lucky to have evolved
Humans are just as insignificant as ants
I'll never forgive whales for that sardine massacre
>>63387820
>literally epic
>literally
>epic
grow up.
>>63387828
just found a stream, thanks m8
>>63387827
thanks m8
Retarded fish desu
>>63387836
Sardines exist only for the purpose of being eaten.
>>63387835
>humans are insignificant
nice fedora m8
Fox didn't even kill them, savage.
There's just something goofy about an animal that cannot blink
>>63387750
Fun fact: There's an area off california called the red triangle, large numbers of great whites gather there to eat the elephant seal pups. However one year a killer whale killed a great white and ate its liver, next day every great white in the triangle fucking vanished.
>That totally bro fox giving those fish a proper Christian burial.
Top lad
Seagulls are such shit tier animals. They've been in a few shows and their hunting only consists of picking the easiest targets with no strategy. They are never even the focus.
>cod
ive always been afraid of cods, no other fish, just cods.
They're terrifying
>Cod
Make mine with chips and mushy peas
I've never actually seen a cod that wasn't in a chippy. Cool
Imagine being a fish and hearing that shit
>>63387888
>shit tier animals
Literally. Fuckers try to shit on me every year.
The noise of terror.
>Humpback whale noises
This is what hell sounds like
>>63387897
Nice and juicy white meat though.
The Witchking haunting you shortly before your death
>>63387928
its pretty nice tho but salmon is way better in every way
This is what nightmares are made of. That music though
Seeing whales move that quickly is pretty awesome
Nature is scary lads.
>that ghillie suit
Call of Duty Nature Documentary Edition where?
>already over
>another week wait
Fuck this gay earth
>>63387882
If I was dropped into the sea I think I'd rather try my luck against a shark rather than a killer whale
haha get fucked mark
lads...I love you...
>>63388049
Not even going to play either scenario in my head NOPE.
>>63388051
Mark seems a bro
>>63388057
Don't be gay bro
>>63388029
>>63388049
Larger chance of the orca finding you interesting enough to watch you instead of kill you. The shark will either ignore you, mistake you for a seal because it's retarded, or take a test bite.
Looks like a pretty boring job desu
that looks like such a comfy box.
dat ass
fucking tourists ruining E V E R Y T H I N G
>>63388057
>>63388129
They have to have great patience. If I remember correctly the blue whale segments took fucking two years to get.
>>63388057
Love you too, pal :3
(no homo)
haha based otters
>>63388136
BREHS ;_;
Damn, getting cuc.ked by an otter.
Those otters are fucking with Mark
fucking with him hard
>>63388148
ahahahahahaha
top lad
this fuckng tom and jerry shit
how many animals died, i hate watching them die :(
good work spic Matt Berry
>Otters in charge of banter
>>63388209
iktfl
>its an environmental episode
FINAL EPISODE
It's been splendid again lads, same time next week.
Looks like next week is going to be the preachy episode. Might give it a miss
Fuck it I'm on episode 4 and I'm just going to marathon the available episodes. This is too much better than anything else.
Goddamn I knew he'd get his climate change shit in there somehow.
And Then There Were None
>dat all star cast
Well I know what I'm watching on Boxing Day
>>63388269
Nah it'll still be good I reckon.
>tfw David Attenborough dies and Reggie fucking Yates becomes the face of British documentories.
NEXT WEEK
>Living With Predators
BE READY, LADS!
>>63388269
You're still going to see fantastic shots. Those underwater shots of otters would have been worth the entire episode even if nothing else interesting happened.
>>63388281
Hyped as fuck. I absolutely loved the film
>>63388319
Please god no, Attenborough is a national treasure.
>>63388351
Those otter shots were fucking magical iibchwy.
>>63388365
Britain funding science to make David Attenborough immortal when?
>>63388269
>oh god I love the wonder of nature
>unless anyone actually tries to say anything about it
Just ordered my "free interactive poster" lads
inb4
>interactive poster
>>63388516
I got mine 2 weeks ago.
>>63388542
What is it? I've been curious but never cared enough to order one
>>63388365
>national treasure.
They said this about Stephen Fry a few years ago
Now look at him - buggering young underageB& twinks faster than he can say GOODEVENINGGOODEVENINGOODEVENING
is this better than Planet Earth or Life?
>>63388574
A double-sided poster with various images from the show and text on it. One side is about the decline of species and has a lot of text.
>>63388588
Fry was always a degenerate and only degenerates considered him anything other than a degenerate.
Attenborough literally explored unexplored locales and interacted with never before visited cannibals. He's a fucking pioneer.
>apples and oranges bud
>>63388588
>comparing Sir David Attenborough to Stephen Fry
Weirdo.
>>63388606
For me personally
>Life > the hunt > planet earth
>>63388606
>>63388724
Reminder that Oceans and One Planet are currently in production.
>Oceans and One Planet - two landmark series for BBC One, billed as sequels to The Blue Planet and Planet Earth
>>63388774
Attenborough has a series about the barrier reef coming early next year too
>>63388774
THE HYPE IS REAL
Recent good BBC nature documentary Japan: Earth's Enchanted Islands was also good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcLg0qSsdDE
Narrated by Michelle Dockery who has a lovely voice despite not being Attenborough.
>>63386662
A grand total of once, and with a shot so insanely dangerous that nobody in their right mind would try it in the wild.
>>63388954
What was it?
>>63389022
A shot of your mum mating with 300 bulls ;^)
>>63389107
Fuck you mate, no zoo has space for 300 bulls.
>>63389182
No zoo has room for your mum either
>>63389022
Inside a Polar Bear's den
>>63388870
>tfw lots of deer in my neighborhood that keep getting hit by cars because they like to run across the road at night
They should realize my weeaboo dreams and move to Japan
>>63388588
Fry burned out, just compare him now to what he was even 5 years ago, then 10.
Contrast with Sir David, a man who is still just as enthusiastic about what made him beloved despite nearly being fucking 90.
>>63388588
m8, Attenborough has been doing this for 60 years, Fry isn't even 60 years old, there's no comparison.
>>63389107
>>63389182
>>63389195
Top banter
>top tier camerawork
>top tier narration
>top tier soundtrack
>top tier subjects
It just keeps getting better and better.
