Career enders
>>63384062
He got pneumonia from Mario Bros?
Hoskins did a lot of movies after SMB though.
>In his 2007 autobiography John Leguizamo states he and Bob Hoskins hated working on the film and would frequently get drunk to make it through the experience. Both men apparently knew the movie would turn out bad, so they simply tried to make the best of it.
Will there ever be a less predictable, more dynamic duo than Hoskins and Leguizamo?
Hehe, mule
my uncles played scapelli's huge twin bodyguards in the movie
they're both crackheads now who steal all my grandmas money
>>63384184
Imagine True Detective with those two. it would be the GOATest of television ever.
>>63384184
rob schneider did 2 films with stallone that I genuinely enjoyed.
>>63384184
During Luigi's latest play "Ghetto Klown" he mentions every movie/tv show role he's played except Mario Bros.
The Dark Knight XD
>>63384062
Hardly.
>>63384166
I have no idea. Neither was a huge star honestly.
>>63384256
He keeps making movies and this wasn't even the one that gave him the rep, though it's definitely his worst film.
>>63384202
Would they be willing to do an interview for mariowiki.com?
>>63384233
The duo in Demolition Man was Stallone and Bullock though, Schneider was just there
Judge Dredd is solid 90s core though, up there with Hackers desu
>>63384256
Who? Nobody in this shitflick had a career to begin with, and Shamalam will never stop getting paid to make godawful flops.
>>63384269
this desu
haven't seen heath legend in a film since even though the role was pretty good
>>63384354
>>63384400
>desu
senpai?
>>63384403
review of his new play with Mamet are brutal. They apparently had to write in an entire character whose sole job is to give Pacino prompts when he forgets his lines, which is every five minutes. He also has to use a teleprompter,
>>63384326
Yeah, for crack
>>63384403
Nah. Nobody gives a shit.
Pacino least of all, desu senpai.
>>63384062
I don't think the Mario Bros movie hurt any of the actors careers in the the slightest.
>>63384304
>I have no idea. Neither was a huge star honestly.
Geena Davis actually was a huge star at one point. How old are you exactly?
>>63384532
>Hoskins broke his finger and had to wear a cast for the rest of filming
>Leguizamo almost broke his leg
>an extra had hot coffee poured over them
I disagree
>>63384627
>>an extra had hot coffee poured over them
Was this part of the movie or an accident? I can't remember.
>>63384775
Neither, the director apparently thought he looked too clean, so he dirtied him up a bit
>>63384837
for what purpose...
>>63384923
coffee stains
>>63384532
No, you're right
>>63385308
Literally everyone's guiltiest pleasure.
>>63385308
>used to be my favorite movie as a kid
>watch it recently and realize he never shuts up throughout the entire movie, not once
>mfw
>>63385198
underrated
>>63384062
Well, after the death of Hugo Chavez he had very few choices.
>>63384062
i have to watch this again at some point in my life
>>63386269
hi, reddit
Fuck Hoskins, Leguizamo was the better talent.
>>63384403
he earned his right to do this shit with Godfather 2 and Scarface
>>63385198
>>63386390
ahahahaha, i c wat u did
Leguizamo needs better roles.
He's a great actor/fuck you!
>>63386722
i literally had no idea he was the same actor as the guy in romeo and juliet
>>63384430
Tusk was probably the most boring movie I ever watched in my life, I ended up just fast-forwarding through Depp's scenes because he was so fucking monotonous.
It's sad.
Denzil was good, but John was amazing & you fucked him?
You liked the Pest?
>>63386910
shut up
>>63386910
John maybe wanted to commit suicide?
>>63386717
Dude this is not reddit!
Down voted desu
>>63386390
>Brendon will never come back from the dead like in the crow and film another crow movie
>>63384062
is that Ron Jeremy?
>>63387232
this is more accurate
>>63384256
>mfw I found out the girl in the last Transformers movie is the water girl in that movie
>mfw Mario Bros is a fun 90s film to watch and probably the only good "video game movie" ever made
get da joek? LMAO
>>63387353
>tfw fags caused this movie to not get a sequel
I'm still mad.
>>63386824
An interesting idea totally wasted. Depp's French Canadian character was ducking annoying as shit. God damn Kevin smith hasn't been good since the 90s.
>>63384304
>I have no idea. Neither was a huge star honestly.
That's because you're dumbass. Both were huge stars, the reason you don't know them is because it was a career ender.
>>63387303
>>63387637
Both Leguizamo & Hoskins are major talents.
Leguizamo being the better writer.
>>63387404
>its over the hedge except worse
why did frasier accept this shit role anyway
>>63387890
Money
>>63387303
Street Fighter was so bad it was good
And speaking of career enders, Raul Julia.
>>63387991
Alimony?
>>63387273
It was a Carrera GT though, so no, no it isn't.
>>63387995
to be fair Julia did the movie because his kids wanted him to do it.
>>63384256
WHat was the twiiiiiiest?
>>63385358
Not even when I was 12
>>63384430
He can just on playing pirates and Tim Burton until he dies
>>63387637
Geena davis at the time sure. I wouldn't say modine was huge certainly well known or recognizable cutthroat could have set him up as a huge blockbuster star if it succeeded. Not sure why it didn't it's a fun flick.
https://youtu.be/IZpll4JDPGo
>>63388514
JUST
>>63388068
not to mention he had terminal cancer at the time
he was based to the very end
>>63387303
Wot no Mortal Kombat?
>>63384256
>Blue n orange
>Ayyyyyy
>>63388786
>Make MK
>No see no gore
>>63388982
>from two of the producers of the waterboy
Jesus christ. I can't even begin.
>>63384166
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>63386688
>not preferring the superior godfather 3
>>63384166
Poor Matthew Modine
>>63384684
Nope.... he done Ted after this...
still cry
>>63387400
It's for the best. The Ender sequels were drawn out and fucking boring. They should do an offshoot and try and put the Bean saga on film.
jij
Are we sure this movie won't suck? He has starred in some god awful movies before this..
RIPD
Green Latern
The Change-Up
>>63389642
The weren't even that fucking big. Nice apple size.
>>63389642
The real tragedy is she covered up that fivehead
>>63384360
Dev Patel was in a fair bit of bong TV then we all thought he'd made it with his starring role in Slumdog Millionaire, then this came out and I haven't heard from the poor lad since.
>>63387273
I love how multiple family members sued Porsche.
Yeah it's definitely Porsche's fault that he went 150mph in city streets recklessly.
>>63389927
Well, some retards think it's gun manufacturers fault if a mentally deranged person kills some guys, too.
>>63389927
The car was never built to be street legal. The only reason Porsche started offering it to the public was because one of their retard executives axed it from their F1 program and they wanted a way to make back some of the shekels they spent on its development.
So they took a purpose-built race car, threw a seatbelt and turn signals in it and expected it to be safe to drive.
>>63387890
His shit was already fucked I guess
>>63384062
Jake Lloyd in TPM
Actually, you can probably add Hayden Christensen too, only other movie I know he did past the Prequels was Jumper.
>>63384124
Fuck pneumonia.
>>63386390
kek'd
>>63386722
.....I never thought about it until now but him and Dennis Hopper were together again in Land of the Dead and both were the best in the movie
>>63384184
I was doing theatrical resumes in Wilmington NC at the time that movie was made. One of the bit actors in the production said that the leads used to perform King Lear in their rental condo to each other just to remind themselves they were trained actors.
>>63384403
Pacino got embezzled hard by his financial handler a few years back and is broke as fuck. I didn't know the part about him losing his mind but that fits in with this week's tabloid headlines that he's dying.
Nice to know Adam could help him out by humiliating him onscreen.
>>63387303
That's going to change when Assassin's Creed comes out next year. If anyone can pull off a video game character with dignity, it's Fassbender.
>>63385198
>>63388068
He was awesome in that movie.
>>63389463
>not preferring the superior godfather 1
The director of Babylon AD
>>63392247
>>63389463
Not preferring the superior The Godfather by Mario Puzo.
>>63384684
has his brother done anything decent since BoB?
>>63391047
Yeah. I once went to a show by Rainn Wilson (guy who plays Dwight on The Office), and I was surprised by how much more of an actor than a comedian he was. Throughout the talk he just went on and on about his career trying to break into Broadway-esque plays and musicals.
It was really interesting, but totally not what I expected from everyone's favorite "Office" character.
Death.
>>63387303
> he never saw Phoenix Wright
you missed out
>>63390220
Yea, had nothing to do with the tires being a decade old or them going 90 in a 30. If you buy a CGT you know what you're getting into.
>F1
LeMans bud
![Enough_Said_(film)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V1kRMU1.jpg "Enough_Said_(film)[1].jpg")
>>63392504
He pulled a Lenny Bruce, just ranting about how life has disappointed him and his six figure salary?
>>63390522
>awake
Dude is put under anesthesia during heart surgery, appears asleep, but is awake in his mind and can feel all the pain and hear people talking. Turns out his friends are purposefully killing him for reasons I forget and he hears it. His mother finds out or something and kills herself and meets him in limbo land and tells him to fight on or something. Its even dumber than how I explained it
>>63392333
>implying
>>63384062
>"Ned I found a great role for you, pay is great, all-star cast, script is great, director is great."
>"Oh wow! sounds great! Everybody will see that I'm the talented brother!"
>"Yeah its a real sweet deal, Ned. There's only one drawback... your character gets assraped. But hey its the 70s and edgy is cool, this should get you an Oscar and all the work you can handle."
