Lesbo adventures in space Edition
>tfw you will never be their companion
They probably kept the sonic shades >>63377571
torchwood thread
IT WAS SCARED!
>>63380705
>They probably kept the sonic shades
Did he leave them on the counter?
>>63380705
First for next Doctor will be either Black or Female.
It's inevitable.
ARR HELLO I'M THE DOCTEERR
I want to fuck Ashildr in the butt.
>>63380705
Just imagine.
In all the time she's been alive, Ashildr must've learned everything there was to know about humanity. All that technology, culture, and science, just sitting in her head.
You just know she had a way to grow herself a dick.
...And she fucked Clara rotten with it.
>>63380756
>implying
He'll be a cis white male, literally every other Timelord will be a black transexual but the Doctor will always be a cis white male.
>>63380753
He put them back into his Jacket before he lost consciousness. Hopefully they got crashed when he was dropped off. Good riddance.
>>63380769
Get in line
>>63380769
You can have it.
I want every other hole on her tender body.
How old do you think she was when she died? I mean, real viking women actually fought, so she has to have been a child by their standards. A legal loli.
has to happen
>>63380793
Based singles for truth.
>>63380757
Thanks I'm laughing now.
>>63380793
But don't worry, he will convert to Islam because it's the only religion that is pacifistic enough for him.
>Muslim Doctor when?
>>63380796
The screwdriver has isomorphic controls, the glasses did not, Clara took the glasses.
t. Stephen Moffat
>>63380741
Kill me.
>>63380796
I mean in the restaurant. He sat them on the counter, used them to jack into every speaker in the place, then...did he pick them up before Clara and Me left?
Why are people so assblasted about a female doctor again?
It's not going to kill you.
>>63380705
Why was Maisie's hair so long? What purpose did it serve?
>>63380826
I could die in those tits.
Imagine the Doctor having a sonic bra. Hehehe.
>>63380842
Then she shaves her head, "Now that's better", before using her sonic screwdriver on her tits to make them disappear.
>>63380863
Totally forgot about that. Pretty sure he left them.
>>63380875
>It's not going to kill you.
No, just the series.
>>63380886
To show time had passed. Like when a character grows a mustache between seasons.
>>63380751
>Gee I don't know, General, how do you deal with being such a passive-aggressive bitch? Cause you weren't like this as a man.
OKAY JUST SEEN HEAVEN SENT
THATS IT
ITS OVER
DOCTOR WHO IS OFFICIALLY DROPPED
NO I WILL NOT BE BACK AT XMAS OR NEXT YEAR
FUCK YOU GUYS I AM OFFICIALLY OUT OF HERE
>>63380705
Was the restaurant in Impossible Astronaut ALSO Clara and Me's TARDIS?
We did never find out who the shadow was. Or how 11 lost his straw.
HMMMMM!!!
>>63380826
It makes me sad that I'll never cuddle up against her bosom and feel how soft she is. I feel like I should become an actor just so I can increase my chances, but that'll never happen.
Such is life.
>>63380885
Absolutely based.
>>63380875
I'd blast femDoctor's ass if you know what I mean.
>>63380913
Don't let the door hit your ass, etc, etc.
>>63380705
>actually reading the manual
>>63380875
Honestly, if well-cast I'd be fine with it. Fingers crossed forEmma Thompson.
>>63380913
See you in 3 weeks.
>>63380885
>deleting that
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63380789
Well, it happened in Curse of the Fatal Death.
That's the FIRST thing the female Doctor comments on: her tits. Then that she's suddenly interested in men. And finally that her Sonic Screwdriver would make a great vibrator.
...and this was written by Moffat,
>>63380751
>turns into a woman
>immediately makes a cunty remark about something
yeap, looks about right
>>63380938
anon is right Doctor Who is kill.
>>63380940
>Honestly, if well-cast I'd be fine with it. Fingers crossed for Emma Thompson.
When will the tumblr/who/ meme end?
>>63380875
There is something very wrong about being attracted to the Doctor. Frankly, I don't even know how so many middle-aged female Who fans that were kids when they watched the show were okay with wanting to fuck David Tennant.
I wonder what Hartnell would say if he was still with us.
>>63380875
Because odds are it'll be shit. And if someone criticises it, they'll be labeled as misogynistic bigot.
The only winning combination for a female Doctor is as follows:
>played by moderately attractive actress in her '40s, maaaaybe mid to late '30s
>brunette, darker features, aristocratic British accent
>dresses in equestrian clothing with a scarf, jacket, riding boots, khakis, and occasional hat (pic related)
>alt outfits would include a peacoat with scarf and maybe a hat/tie/vest combo that channels Annie Hall or Romana
>has an Agent Scully like personality where she is constantly questioning things and very skeptical, has a detective's approach to scenarios
>very asexual and put off by the advances of others
>very judgmental of others and has a low opinion of her enemies/mankind (like 9 and 4)
>not afraid to shove it to her companions either
>companion one is a brash young male, 20's, maybe non-white, who is a cop or something like it from an earlier decade ('70s?), follows Doctor's orders without question and gets into scuffles a lot
>companion two is a stuffy, prudish woman, 20's, who is something like a teacher, librarian, or bohemian artist from a future time period and another planet, a bit of a bleeding heart who can't get past her insecurities and clashes with the Doctor on morals often
>Doctor's quirks include playing croquet, being able to talk to animals, and newfound interests in sewing, gradening and wearing funny hats
>loves to eat tea biscuits and has a thing for classic movies, thinks highly of the "golden age of hollywood", makes quips that she "knew the Hepburns" and "Casablanca? Oh, it's real. I was there!"
>TARDIS console is basically a burgundy version of 12's, bookshelves now joined by grandfather clocks and antiques, gold leaf ivy pattern on walls
>artist companion adds mannequins, easels, and some artsy flair
>TARDIS constantly questioning this Doctor's "legitimacy" and getting jealous they are now female
>>63380960
Hartnell would be too busy browsing /pol/ to comment.
I hope the next doctor is a queer black transsexual woman, just for the hilarious shitposting that would ensue from assmad /who/ fags.
>>63380936
Pathetic desu
>>63380995
I'm just trying to meme desu senpai
>>63380990
Hartnell would turn on his computer and then think he's looking at an oven and then forget he was even sitting in a chair.
>>63380960
>middle-aged female Who fans that were kids when they watched the show were okay with wanting to fuck David Tennant.
Were they? I only know a single female who like Who from when they were a kid and she didn't like how you and attractive the Doctor became.
>Doctor, I'm leaving. I can never be as good as Clara.
>Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
BASED TWELVE
>>63380995
>comic sans
>>63380958
This would only be made funnier if it was Atwell who this happened to.
>"a new perspective, new adventures to be had, a new way to look at the universe... I'm even starting to like the idea of kissing a ma--"
>>63380913
I hope you meant Hell Bent, otherwise I will fucking find you, m8
>>63381039
What's the problem?
>>63380955
Do you not like Emma?
>>63380958
>is never brought up again
Up until series 50, where Moffat, still showrunner and alive due to advancements in medicine and gene therapy, uses that instance as a reason the Doctor has fewer regenerations than we thought, as part of his finale where the Doctor might die.
>>63380885
>deleting that
>>63380826
Step your game up
>>63380966
Lovin' this, desu senpai. I would be okay if the female Doctor was like this.
Possible actresses:
>Michelle Dockery (pic related)
>Hayley Atwell (because fuck you, you know you'd like it)
>Jenna Coleman (for mind fuckery)
>Emma Thompson (great for a posh femDoc)
>Olivia Colman (bc funny?)
>Suranna Jones (bc TARDIS lol)
>Maggie Smith (channelling Hartnell)
NEVER should be Doctor:
>Helena Bonham Carter (because fuck the Tumblr crowd)
>>63381059
It looks atrocious.
What is the lesson the Doctor took from Heaven Sent?
'I can do whatever shit I want, Time doesn't care anyway'
'Huh, so I was wrong all these centuries ago when I thought I had gone too far. The laws of time actually DO obey me! Neat! Yo Missy, wanna dominate the universe by exploiting Clara's immunity to everything i thought was true?'
What the fuck were the consequences in this story? What's the lesson?
>>63381019
My own mother had a thing for Tennant.
I know.
>>63381063
The Doctor should never be anything but a white male, just like James Bond. Blacking/feminising roles like Annie serves no purpose whatsoever, it makes nobody less racist/sexist but makes a few people more racist/sexist.
The Rani should always be played by a white women, by all means introduce a black female Timelord but don't convert a hwite to one.
>>63380705
Reminder that Clara's legs are unbelievably perfect
>>63381123
Do you mean Hell Bent, rather than Heaven Sent?
Explain this line, lads.
The Doctor: Because it's the only way. That stuff in your head, the image of me, they could use it to find you.
>>63381112
Michelle Dockery's a little more acceptable than Hayley Atwell.
I have to say if pic related didn't JUST in the last year or two, she would have been okay, I guess.
But having the Doctor as any kind of totty is a really bad idea. Atwell's just the worst decision because having the Doctor be that fucking sexy as his first female incarnation is almost cartoonish.
>>63380751
>Is played by a based actor.
>Is replaced with a shitty one just because Female and black
>Progressiveness
>>63381175
Doesn't matter either way because Clara went off on her merry way with the image of the Doctor in her head and nothing seemed to happen.
>>63381117
I disagree.
Rose fucked Martha even while being dead.
BRAVO RTD
R
A
V
O
R
T
D
>>63381123
>What's the lesson?
Moffat must be stopped
>>63381175
The timelords wanna find Clara so they can put her back on the place where she's supposed to die
>>63380756
>either Black or Female
>either
>or
I think you mean AND
>>63381151
I do, apologies messed it up.
>>63381123
>>63381151 is of course right. Hell Bent, not Heaven Sent. Heaven Sent was pretty amazing.
On that matter: Why couldn't Heaven Sent have been the last episode? Have the special and next season pick up on Gallifrey with a grieving and furious Doctor and Clara simply dead. Now that would have paid Gallifrey the respect it clearly didn't get this episode.
>>63380892
10/10
>>63380769
You'll have to beat clara to it.
>>63381208
Do you think she looks like Brigadier Bambera?
Fuck Moffat, I don't care what Hell Bent or two way canoning says, Sumpter Rassilon isn't canon.
>>63381215
What you just typed implied Moffat retconned something just to Mary Sue Clara, does that really sound like something he'd do?
>>63381175
Time Lords can read minds m80, so if they found her they'd just do to her what Goku did to Krillin on Namek.
>>63381262
Maybe Sumpter Rassilon was someone who claimed the title of Rassilon but was just a failure in life.
>Survive til the end of the Universe
>Still wear clothes you bought in Topshop in 2015
Me pls
>>63381239
Then how is she able to go adventuring then? Surely this line means that she'll be stopped instantaneously?
So since Clara and Me will be spending lots of time in the tardis together and the fact that it's hinted clara is bi, that those two will fall in love and lezz it out in their Diner tardis?
Does Ohila remind anyone else of pic related?
>>63381262
An Imposter set in place by Rassilon to cover up that the Master never regenerated. Instead he killed Rassilon, died, and Rassilon regenerated into Missy.
>>63381199
Didn't just what?
>>63381175
She's gonna keep running and that's how she avoids it.
>>63381123
That he needs people to take care of him. The Doctor WILL keep going too far -- he didn't learn his lesson at 10 or 11. He will just keep fucking things up to get his way like a spoiled brat. He literally could only get out of the hole he dug by making him forget what got him there in the first place.
>>63380949
>probably lived her entire life as that particular incarnation for centuries
>knew exactly what it was to be a man and probably fought in countless wars
>is killed, turns into a black chick
>"men lol"
This is Doctor Who.
I support a Jessica Brown-Findlay Doctor
>>63381262
>>63381290
THIS
H
I
S
Rassilon is a title, like every Roman emperor was called Caeser, he's not the Rassilon, Rassilon isn't a faggot.
>>63381262
Brendan Gleeson would be a GOAT Rassilon. He has the ability to be scary and angry really well.
Emma Thompson or Haley Atwell would be perfect
Still holding out for Pierce Brosnan to appear as the next true Rassilon.
>>63381295
She's frozen between her last heartbeat so literally she can go traveling for as long as she wants without aging till she decides to go to Gallifrey to be put back where she's supposed to die
>>63381305
They'll also pick up Jack and Clara can suck him clean when he goes from one of Ashildr's holes to the other and eventually gets her pregnant and makes a Time baby
>>63381324
She's a little slut. Smacking those big cocks into her face during the fappening.
I never thought I'd say this but...
Bring Russell T. Davies back. Right now.
>>63381355
But she'd lick her companion butthole
>>63381338
You can just fuck off back up your own cunt now thanks
>>63381320
She's pretty buggered up looking now. Pic related.
A shame because she was great in Ashes to Ashes.
>>63381345
No, the Doctor said they'd use the image of him to track, not to wait. Given that it's been shown countless times in the classic series the Time lords can contact the Doctor and his Tardis whenever they like finding Clara in a stolen Tardis will be instant.
>>63381338
Emma thompson is a git and is 100 SJW. No thanks!
Who do you think the next companion will be?
>>63381367
RTD isn't the hero /who/ deserves but he is the hero /who/ needs
>>63381310
I'm still confused as fuck about this. The Sisters of Karn HATED the Timelords. Why are they suddenly buddies AND why is their leader in the top command of Time Lords?
>>63381324
You know I've always wanted the Doctor to be a literal bumsniffer, so she'd be a great choice.
>>63381345
FUCK OFF YOU TRIPCUNT APOLOGIST
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQyC1R-qJO0
Watch this, he hits the nail on the head
>>63381383
Is that Ian McShane?
>>63381367
Don't Russell my Davies.
How about this, lads.
A Polish (ethnic minority) pre op male to female transgender (female) Doctor?
>>63381393
She doesn't age so she just has to arrive on Gallifrey a minute after she left. The Time Lords don't even know to look for her.
>>63381412
And how did they just waltz into Gallifrey?
>>63381367
Moffat's asked him back to write even one episode, RTD refuses
so never gonna happen
>>63381435
>D-octor did you regenerate?
>NO I TRANSGENDERED
>>63381383
That's actually the kind of "worn" face I wouldn't mind on a female Doctor.
Seriously, where the fuck is the Steven Moffat from 2010? It feels like he was killed and replaced by some shitty clone after Series 5.
So much progress has been made, soon there will be no white males on television ever again.
>>63381320
>The Doctor WILL keep going too far -- he didn't learn his lesson at 10 or 11.
But both 10 and 11 had pretty heavy moments were reality came crashing in and shat all over their efforts to screw the rules, resulting in them being depressed as shit but also accepting that sometimes, they just have no say in wether it's over or not.
But here comes Clara and suddenly the same rules that stopped The Doctor from going back for Amy and Rory, the same rules that ended up with the universe undoing itself because River couldn't let go, those rules don't matter anymore.
He had learned that lesson, but for Clara he forgot it again and Moffat opened a whole can of plot-holes just to save her.
Hell Bent is literally Timelord Victorious, but hey, suddenly that doesn't matter anymore.
>>63381451
>D-octor did you regenerate?
>NO I UPGRADED
ftfy
>>63381408
Another 21st century female from England. But this time she'll be Muslim!
>anybody who disagrees with this is clearly retarded
>>63381383
What the fuck? She looks 50 here, and she looked 30 in Time Heist.
>>63381440
I will laugh my tits off if he immediately comes back once Moffat finally fucks off
Whats sad is
> A black person, an Asian a female and some other minority
will get to play the Doctor well before they pick a based Irish Actor to play the Doctor.
>>63381508
Unless they get a Black, asian, female irishman/irishwoman
the first episode of series 10 will be another starting point?
>>63381440
reason?
>>63381345
>>63381393
If she's unaging, locked between two heartbeats. She can fulfil the fixed death at any point she chooses.
Why the fuck did they make such a big deal about letting her out?
It makes almost no difference to time now that shes running around.
>Time will be destroyed
>>63381538
Yes. Which is pretty fucking great since it means we may have The Eleventh Hour 2.0.
>>63381367
The thing with RTD is that he fancied the Doctor too much to make him anything BUT a white male.
The dude vicariously lived through the companions and basically threw his own Doctor Who fanfiction onto the screen. I mean this is the same person that made both the Doctor and Master progressively younger and handsomer, then wrote dialogue for them that involved the words "keep me."
Yeah, gays shoved down our throat every other episode, but he at least had a vague understanding of how the Doctor "should" remain, which is a lot more than we can say for Moffat, who's a renegade that I can only imagine is suffering from early onset dementia. I'm not joking where it feels like literally anything Moffat writes will happen, it almost feels like a George Lucas scenario where absolutely nobody around him questions his insanity.
>>63381538
No, that will be when Moffat leaves now
>>63381408
I hope, I REALLY REALLY hope we get a male companion this time.
I'm just so tired of the Doctor having female companions that always end up so special and just ugh.
I want some fucking bromance in here.
The writing on this show is so far up it's own arse now. When did it stop being fun and start trying so hard to be deep and meaningful?
I wouldn't mind if it was clever, but it's not. It's just waffle made to pad out the shows so they don't spend any budget.
Also buy the brand new Sonic Screwdriver in time for Christmas kids! Disgusting.
Which does /who/ like better? RTD's interpretation
that the Master hates the Doctor or Moffats where the Master and Doctor are best friends but on opposing sides?
>>63381412
The Sisterhood are more frenemies iirc. There's a scene in the Zagreus audio where they meet up with Rassilon and the Vampire Lords.
>>63381499
inb4 islam shoved down our throats on doctor who
Ashildr: Where are we going?
Clara: Gallifrey. Like I said... Gallifrey. The long way round.
*vrowp vrowp vrowp*
*a blue box appears inside the Tardis*
*out steps the ninth Doctor*
Clara: You're the Doctor?
Doctor: Yes.
Clara: I'm in breach of the laws of time..?
Doctor: Yes.
Clara: But you're going to let me live anyway...?
Doctor: Ugh, no.
*Doctor Fires at Clara, killing her instantly*
By the laws of the expanded universe this is officially canon until the show overwrites it.
>>63381588
Will NEVER, EVER happen. The BBC will never allow 2 capable men to headline a show.
>>63381499
As a Muslim, I hope that doesn't happen.
>>63381588
I would be interested in seeing this, but you never get a male companion without a prominent female as well.
>>63381557
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2015-01-06/russell-t-davies-steven-moffat-invites-me-every-year-to-come-and-write-an-episode-of-doctor-who
>Would Davies ever write another episode of the hit show? “Wouldn’t that be nice? The lovely Steven [Moffat] invites me every year to come and write one. And I love him and I love them and I love watching it, but here I am, moving on. I love Doctor Who with all my heart but nothing is more important to me than my own stuff.”
And on top of all that Moffat shat on with this finale.
Remember that amazing moment at the end of The Day Of The Doctor?
The beautiful image of all the Doctors and him announcing that he will find Gallifrey. That he will go home, even if it's 'The long way round'?
Yeah, all that wasn't for Gallifrey. All that build up? Just to save Clara.
A perfect set up with a big goal and that perfect 'The long way round' idea. Wasted on some ClaraWho Fanwank instead of having her 'sacrifice' be something to motivate the Doctor for the coming seasons on Gallifrey.
>>63381573
Moffat is literally the George Lucas of Doctor Who.
>>63381642
>what is sherlock
>>63381562
Because if someone comes and chops her head off she can no longer restore the fixed point, crashing the space time continuum with no survivors.
>>63381618
>RTD's interpretation
This. By god I've been wishing his era back since series 6.
>>63381633
This will forever be canon.
Why did Clara call Ohila a monster? Ohila didn't do anything wrong. She's like the Doctors advice mom.
>>63381588
A female companion can perfectly work withotu all that special bullshit. Look at Donna. There was no romance, no 'You are so special and i will sacrifice everything for you!' shit going on.
>>63381588
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW DONNA AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE HER
>>63381489
I hear you, and I'm trying to rationalize it.
With 10, he was scared for his life. He knew something was coming and it was going to be his end. But then he went "Time Lord Victorious," tried to change time, and only had a small effect. He summarily decided to then avoid detection or his summons for decades, maybe centuries, before "turning in." He accepted his fate and went out, though kind of like a bitch.
11 found out he was going to die and spent an entire season trying to "work around it." He found a loophole, but it still broke the universe. He had to accept his death. But only sort of. It was wibbly wobbly Moffat shit. And then when Amy and Rory left, he couldn't bear it emotionally to come back and save them. He also "read it in a book," so at that point he knew the impact on time would be too great.
But with 12... He knew something big was coming, but he wasn't sure what. The confession dial was a ruse to fuck with him, and he knew that. He also knew that Clara was going to die or leave at some point. But Clara was "special," because she had entered his timestream and became the most important companion ever. As much as we hate it, Clara surviving meant the Doctor's efforts to go back to the Time War were not in vain. Her dying meant that creating Ashildr was a waste. Everything she did meant nothing. He already broke time to create Ashildr, he already entered his own time stream and created the Clara echoes and reset the Time War.. all because of Clara.
It feels shit admitting this, but Clara really was a bigger deal than the other companions. The Doctor had already broken time before. Why wouldn't he go further this time for the girl who actually had caused so many of the recent events in his life to transpire? Amy and Rory were friends. Clara literally created the Doctor.
It's Moffuckery, I know, but if you look at it from that perspective it makes sense he went nuts. Clara was literally the most important person he had ever met.
>>63381676
It's pretty clear they were and are friends in the classic series though. I don't like most of Moffats stuff but his version of the Masters relationship with the Doctor is more accurate. They're friends who play on different spectrums and play dangerous games with one another. RTD master just flat out wanted to torture and kill the Doctor. It was shitty writing.
>>63381685Clara didn't know anything about Ohila, beyond assuming correctly that she is a time lady.
what are the chances that the next series will feature the doctor sans impenetrable plot armor?
>>63380789
You know, given how regeneration works now, it makes a lot of sense that The Doctor, the general and in general the time lords would use titles instead of name, given that a Time lady named Susan could end up as an octogenarian 200 pound black man.
>>63381618
Can't believe I'm saying this, but RTD. The Master has fucked the Doctor so hard in the past that I just don't think any realistic, friendly relationship would remain between the two.
Yet with Missy the Doctor just continually trusts her, then acts surprised that gasp, the insane murderer betrayed/manipulated him AGAIN.
>>63381733
I liked the original Donna
>post yfw they finally make the next Doctor a non-white only to cast some hapa who looks like Antony Costa from Blue.
CYBERMEN + DALEKS
TO-GETHER WE CAN UP-GRADE THE UNIVERSE
Was series 9 the worst series of NuWho or the worst series of all Who?
>>63381733
I wanna fall asleep on her boobies.
Rewatched Magicians Apprentice
Mistress: Since always. Since the Cloister Wars. Since the night he stole the moon and the President's wife. Since he was a little girl. One of those was a lie, can you guess which one?
That's how Clara knew.
I'm retarded.
It's about fucking time we get a brother and sister duo in the TARDIS. Older gay brother looking out for his young, feisty and adventurous sister. Brother's boyfriend invites himself from time to time in the TARDIS.
Now that would make for a different dynamic. But don't make them as faggy as Jack. Just normal gay people.
>>63381781
neither m8
>>63380705
The Hybrid is Clara+Me in a Tardis.
They will eventually get to Gallifrey and will threaten they will destroy the planet unless they let them die.
Next season cofirmed for GOAT.
THE HIGH COUNCIL WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE
Redditors are having a poll about the series on /r/Gallifrey, inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1tQ3c-pOsxB_cvtIjcyaHfir7wYkJxcjSJ1cB7yCHgtA/viewform?usp=send_form
>>63381780
cybermen/dalek banter was great
cybermen chatted shit got banged
>>63381810
Fuck off.
>>63380705
>doctor lays'n'waits
>gallifrey sends all the wrong guys
>sends right guy
>OUTTA THIS HOUSE
>ay gibe clara pls
>k but
>you cannot have Clara forever
>okay, i'll fix this don't worry
>ITS NOT FIXED WHY ISNT IT FIXED
>its ok doc i'll just hang with the other mary sue, we have our own TARDIS and everythi-
>Who the fuck are you?
breddy gud/10
>>63381810
Vote bot fag it's your time to shine
>>63381818
"DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF EL-E-GANCE"
"THIS IS OB-VIOUS"
>>63381764
Well then you'll like the next companion ;)
>>63381735
Creating "Me"-Ashildr didn't break time, it had unintended consequences, but not of the timey wimey variety.
>>63380705
SPACE GIRLFRIENDS
>>63381801
You know what? I want this now.
>>63381781
Both
>>63381809
It's treason then
>>63381809
OI YAM THA HIGH COUNSIL OF GALLIFRAY! FUCKIN C'MON, BORUSA, DON'T BE A FOOKIN CUNT!
>>63381801
You keep bringing this up and I keep wanting it.
Can anyone explain why the Tardis translates alien languages into English and not Galifreyan for the Doctor? Also now that a female doctor is all but confirmed with the nigress and missy, will there have to be a male companion?
>>63381745
Missy turned the brigadier into a fucking Cyberman and was gonna have him kill people m8. And the Doctor next time he saw her didn't give a fuck.
Fuck that shit, some things are unforgivable
>>63381877
oi gav it was a bloody prank an all
>>63381851
I'm not sure if Teninch's face on Donna's body would be an improvement or not.
>>63381877
THE GAUNTLET IS A METAPHOR FOR RASSILON'S PENIS
IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
>>63381668
They only get away with that by strongly hinting at their homosexuality.
Just heard Big Finish did a cross-gender regeneration recently. I don't listen to much of the new Big Finish stuff, anyone know which audio this supposedly was?
>>63381883
>gay brother with sister and his boyfriend
retard, why not
>brother with sister/girlfriend
>>63381810
>all that shit taste
Fuckk off back to reddit
>>63381878
>>63381877
Would you like a Jelly Baby?
You're not you when you're hungry Rassilon.
>>63381797
So.... either everything was a lie, or the Doctor really was a girl?
Because he corrects Clara about the President's wife AND the moon.
Oh. Snap.
Moffat is a cheeky bastard. I fucking hate him.
>>63381810
>Heaven Sent 88.3% outstanding
well, they got one right anyway.
>>63381809
>>63381877
>>63381878
>>63381797
>yfw the lie was actually that he stole the President's wife cause Missy actually knew it was the president's daughter he'd kidnapped
>>63381427
'Just pretend Heaven Sent was the finale.'
Amen.
>>63381888
Yes. And he'll be handsome, so the girls watching at home can vicariously live through the female Doctor's dalliances.
>>63381919
Must have been in the Gallifrey series if it happened.
Didn't happen in the Doctor Who line.
>>63381801
>Just normal gay people.
No such thing. Being gay automatically means you're not normal.
>>63381810
>4 (including the 2010 specials)
>7 (including the 50th anniversary)
please no
>>63381801
It's weird, but while I like Jack and have no problems with him, I don;t like this idea at all
>>63381949
>President's
And the moon was a lie too. He didn't steal it. Says that in the episode too.
>>63381921
Because Clara was big so we already had a gay female companion. And a gay male companion will be less shocking to the public and Tumblr will like it more because they won't think "They're sexualising women in an attempt to improve the ratings MOFFAT YOU PRICK DON'T YOU THINK HE LOOKS TIRED?'
>>63381941
>that 12% of plebs who didn't understand it
>>63381919
>http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/The_Black_Hole_%28audio_story%29
Apparently it's in this Second Doctor audio, the one with Rufus Hound
>>63381801
so you want Harper Row and his brother?
>>63381941
Broken clocks?
We can all agree we have a little Hybrid in us... rite?
>>63381412
haven't you heard? Because of Lady President Romana's actions the Sisterhood and the Time Lords reconciled their differencesLungbarrow a canon
>>63381801
No, No, No. Please no more shitty companion outside-relationships and background stories. Fuck them
t. actual faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ugyYd0Xcg
Very Breaking Bad-esque
so, what was the thing with Clara and Jane Austen in TMA? She stated that se was a wonderful kisser.
She's bi? She'll eat Ashildr/Me's ass?
>>63381945
oh come the fuck on lads I was joking
I was fucking having a joke
lads
I WAS FUCKING JOKING
oh man im starting to cry lads please I was joking
>>63381919
The Black Hole
>>63380705
>check what reddit though on the finale
>mostly hate on the finale because happy endings are "unrealistic"
>post of a person ripping on the finale while praising the pandorica opens in the same breath
I swear like half of doctor who fans are retarded and they're probably all on reddit
>>63382001
Oh, right. All I've heard about that one is people complaining about it playing havoc with Season 6B.
>>63381984
Has to be in your possession to lose it
>>63382026
I'll do it if she wont tbqh
>>63381997
incest is progressive
>>63382013
What? A brother/sister duo would be great.
>>63381797
>>63381936
>The Doctor was a little girl before he was William Hartnell
Someone get me out of Moffat's madhouse.
>>63382076
It has to be a lie, given that Eleven confirmed the twelve regenerations thing. Also it'd be heresy.
>>63382076
One day I'll showrun Doctor Who and make Moffat's era non canon. Trust me.
>>63382040
>half
>>63382076
Little girl can mean a crybaby.
Either way Listen establishes that he wasn't a female and numerous stories have also stated that Hartnell is the first Doctor.
>>63380875
>female doctor
>not tilda
just watched HELL BENT....
what the fucking hell was that?
that can't have been rassilon. was he senile or something?
it reminded me of a comic relief parody.
and based ken bones general regenerates into shitty black woman? is this some kind of joke?
>>63382076
Literally doesn't add up with the number of regens though, does it?
>>63382109
Thank you, Anon.
In fact it might be best to non-canon everything after Harters, just to be super sure.
>>63381877
>yfw will never play as Rassilon in Doctor Who: Battlefront
ARRRORROROROOOOOOUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>63381936
Moffat you sly devil you.
>>63380945
It was a foreshadowing of things to come
>>63381888
>male companion
Not progressive enough dude. It's already 2015, and it will be 2016 or 2017 when we get a new Doctor.
Black female Doctor, hispanic female companion, white male Master (since as we know, white males are evil), and asian male recurring character incoming.
I like the sister/brother idea. Making the brother gay would give him something else to be than just "the main companion's brother". I actually hope it happens. Please, Moffat.
>>63382121
>that can't have been rassilon. was he senile or something?
Rassilon = Caeser, it's just a title, given in honour of the original Rassilon.
>>63381427
>liked Kill the Moon
>didn't like Mummy on the Orient Express
Tasteless retard.
>>63382121
It was good.
This piece of music was the best thing about the shitfest that was Hell Bent:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7TmWkV2SYI
>>63382150
So the brother's defining characteristic is that he's gay? He doesn't have any other character traits?
>>63382169
No, cause you don't need them if you're a minority.
>>63382166
...if you just came out of a coma.
>>63382146
>Master
>evil
pick one. The master is just a bit eccentric, not outright evil.
>>63382127
Time-Lord Class
>Each infantry unit has access to 12 regenerations once they're low on health. The regen causes and AoE attack
Dalek Class
>General Damage sponges. Hovering and rapid fire machine bursts.
Sontaran Class
>Perfect Marksmanship. Extreme durability besides the neck weakness.
Cybermen Class
>Modularity. Most customization options. Stealth, Agility, Heavy Weaponry, etc.
Weeping Angels
>Extremely fast. Can only be stopped when in the line of sight of another player.
Space Battles have WarTARDISes and Dalek Saucers. As well as other spaceships.
Femdoctor wishlist:
Judi Dench
pretty much it.
>>63382146
It's just sinking in that Capaldi will be the last ever white cis male doctor, I don't know if I'll drop it or keep watching when it becomes the current year.
>>63382197
Swap out Moffat with a feminist showrunner and that can easily be fixed.
>>63381473
It's just a classic case of "be careful what you wish for". A lot of people thought Moffat would be a great showrunner, because his one-offs were generally good, without realising that it's a different skill set that is needed.
His "cleverness" was fine in small doses but when everyone and everything is so fucking witty and clever all the time, it's too much.
Where were you when Rassilon was turned from a selfish evil badass with power over all Time Lords, into an old incontinent fool who wouldn't even pull the trigger on those who disobeyed him?
Fuck, he was ready to tear a whole world apart and burn a whole species away just to get what he wanted, but here he didn't even dare to dust away some little soldiers?
>>63382169
Too busy being gay obviously
>>63382121
>nd based ken bones general regenerates into shitty black woman? is this some kind of joke?
it's just the second link in the normalizing the idea that time lords can regenerate into time ladies. And you know exactly why.
>>63382197
The Master is evil, he's not the Doctor's best friend who wants his approval. They were friends once, but they both despise each other now.
How did RTD get this but not Moffat?
>>63382196
What's the best Doctor Who episode to come out of a coma to, /who/?
>>63382154
Not really, there have been plenty of Lord Presidents not named Rassilon. And only Rassilon has le shiny scary gauntlet.
>>63382169
He's also a renegade cop who don't take shit from no one and a crack shot who can hit a man's dick with a pistol from 100 yards away without even looking.
