Why are pretty much all the zombies adults? So far there's been like three kid zombies. What happened to all the kids?
Most kids would get eaten to the point that they're immobile. WHY AREN'T THERE ZOMBIE BABIES????? Are you a retard?
>grab qt zombie
>tie arms and legs
>take out all teeth
>put trashbag over head
>place head on crotch
>watch porn while getting my balls massaged.
>>63373913
Why do all the zombies have such clean, well-tended hair? I mean, holy shit, Rick, Daryl and Carol have the requisite greasy, gungy, hair that would look more like a zombie-do than the undead.
>>63373971
yeah ive read that story too
>>63373937
Z Nation had a zombie baby. And a zombie bear.
>>63374549
my fucking nigga
Why do all zombies make the exact same sound?
why arent there more qt zombies?
>>63373913
Resident evil 2 had zombie children, they even eat a retarded woman alive.
>>63374633
webm not related?
>>63374633
Do Americans really think she is a 10/10? This is her with 10/10 TV make-up.
>>63375695
This is a 6/10 at best.
>>63375695
>ugly low budget whore actress.png
who hurt you anon?
>>63374542
what story?
>>63375767
about the guy who captures a female zombie, chains her to the wall, pulls out her teeth and nails then unchains her and has violent feral sex with her
it turns out that feeding her cum makes her mellow and she falls asleep on top of him
also toothless, gummy blowjobs
