How can I sneak liqour into the cinema?
We asked you last time, what the fuck is that thing?
what the fuck is that
>>63368472
pour it into your anus.
>>63368472
What the fuck is that?
>>63368472
Smuggle it inside your falcon like everyone else you fucking dumbass
flasks in each inner coat pocket, brahwtf is that
>>63368472
quite easily
>>63368472
>>63368490
>>63368507
>>63368543
it's a faerie
>>63368490
>>63368507
>>63368543
>>63368547
its a hoary marmot. have you guys never beent to a Zoo?
>>63368546
falcon?
>>63368472
>Krampus, the Shadow of Saint Nicholas
>>63368490
>>63368507
next you'll ask where this is from.
>>63368600
can i fuck this? also sick numbers
>>63368472
Hide it in a bag or a pouch. Hide the bag or pouch under your shirt to make you look fat.
>>63368569
He means your va jay jay
>>63368472
ayy lmao
buy a flask and put it in your pocket you fucking moron
>>63368648
>not knowing a brown-crested marmalope when he sees one
baka senpai
>>63368472
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>>63368600
th-these are just shitty taxidermies r-right guys..?
>>63368472
Fake colinoscopy bag. No one's going to do a detailed check of that.
>>63368565
>>63368563
ITS NOT THAT YOU FAGGOTS
ITS SHREK IRL
>>63368472
a softer denim should work for the panel, fold the top edge over and sew it to make a better lip for the pocket. I've carted in whole lunches.
Just put some clear liquor in a water bottle and sneak it like you would a bottle of soda or something. Or you can mix liquor with soda in the bottle. Sneak it like you normally would. As long as nobody tries to smell it you should be good.
>>63368472
rum flask in breast pocket, mix with soda in bathroom
are you a pleb?
>>63368595
>that guy with the harmonica
You don't need to sneak liquor into your room.
If you do, hide it in your asshole.
>>63368472
Get a little spray bottle and fill it with the good stuff. If someone asks, it's for your asthma.
>>63368472
Cargo pants.
>>63368849
This one is.
>>63368600
No clue about the other shit.
>>63368563
seems legit
>>63368472
put it in a flask in your pocket you fucking idiot. what the fuck kind of theater would you go to that would search your pockets?
>>63370128
>mixing rum with soda
>calling him a pleb
Pick one.
>>63368472
Flask in the corn hole + hot butter from popcorn vendor.
land of the free ay amerifats
What the fuck is that?
Just pregame. They can't confiscate the alcohol if it's already in you.
You have no chance. The cinema cops will get you. They even caught me with liquor in the cinema showers once.
>>63368595
what film?
>>63368546
Came here to post this
Universal method: Take a bottle of spirits, put it down the back of your trousers, and untuck your top. Works pretty much everywhere, since bouncers will only tend to pat you down at the sides; they rarely check your arse crack and base of your back (which is where the bottle should sit if done properly).
I've actually managed to sneak full pint glasses in like this, with proper posture.
In the cinema, specifically: just buy a massive cup of fizzy drink, walk outside with it, go round the corner, drink half of it, and pour in a quart of vodka. Sorted.
I would recommend the latter method at the pictures, because they have infra-red cameras and might well notice you swigging from a bottle (as might the other patrons).
>>63375603
Oh, forgot to add: the best method is simply to go to a picture house where you're allowed to drink. That said, the prices might make you want to sneak your own in anyway.
>>63368472
Hide it in your stomach. Works best if you drink it first
put it in your pocket...
it's a cinema, not a max sec prison
>>63375656
Also this. Just be subtle about drinking from it, as people do tend to notice...
>>63375651
But then you start sobering up during the film. Not ideal.
>>63375719
Not if you drink it right before you head in
>>63368472
i am scarred
Shut up.
